Yes.

Anybody can technically be alpha, it's just much easier for attractive and muscular men

>>694598719
I can see what you mean. What does one do to be Alpha though?

only in a group of 9gag/pokemon-go/overwatch/reddit/undertale/steven universe/mario/zelda/ fanbase, that there is likely to be a fat sloppy obese mayo eating person to be a alpha male

Knew a fat alpha in school.
Well he was 1.95m and quite strong

>>694598840
You have to collect all the pokemons and rope like a pro on worms armageddon

>>694598840
In no specific order:

Be cool, learn to not give a fuck
Don't take anyone's bullshit
Don't be overly emotional
Be confident
Speak with power (basically do everything in your life with power)

My most important trait above all this is to know right from wrong. Oh how potential of the strong and intelligent is wasted because they are selfish and devious

Get familiar with Patrice O'Neal

>>694598469
It's possible, but fat people aren't confident so it would be super rare.

Kim Jong-Un is pretty fat

>>694598469
yes nobody cares about muscles anymore in school they care more about personality i was big in school and could at sports but awkward and I only had friends and a gf because of sports but my friend was bigger and and not greatlooking but funny as shit and had a good personality and talked to all the hot chicks and got with some of them

>>694599257
And good at sports**

>>694599257
He plays basketball

>>694598719
>muscular men

Not sure if I agree with that - I find that most gym rats miss the mark of being Alpha, and instead are just rude and inconsiderate. Most Alphas tend to be well-dressed gentlemen with a commanding presence in the room.

>>694599196
I will do this.

The goose is loose.

>>694599196
>Don't take anyone's bullshit
this is the most important thing
also friends are really important

>>694599746
>also friends are really important

Not really - You can enter a room full of strangers and notice how people gravitate towards you nonetheless. In a sense, you will make 'friends' wherever you go.

>>694600271
I bet you consider yourself an alpha

>>694598469

Some advice

- Dont make gay jokes that only you will understand
- Dont do cringe shit
- If you arent good at being normie funny you're better off sticking with meaningful conversation
- Dont talk about shit that people dont know about ("hey did u hear about that new anime / do you collect dragon ball cards"

>>694600676
There are Dragon Ball cards?

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>>694600676

More advice

- Dont dress with gay brands / anime / vidya IE: Shirt with call of duty on it | shirt with titan anime stuff on it
- Wear mainstream brands, match, and dont have - TOO - fucked up shoes if you dont like buying shoes alot just buy plain white shoes like nikes, so you can wear them with everything

some nice brands: hollister , american eagle, abercrombie and fitch etc

cargo shorts are a good thing to wear in the summer, khaki colored pants are a good thing to wear because they go with everything

here is a cool outfit

>>694601327
Personally I think those pants look kinda gay. Awesome advice though :). Thanks Anon.

>>694601327

More:

dont wear gay stuff like fedoras / trench coats / leather /

get a haircut that's fresh

REMOV ACNE shower often

i would give more advice but i dont think anyone is listening

>>694601583
I'm listening

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>>694601327
I would argue that something like pic related would be more fitting, rather than your cargo short's suggestion. But to each their own.

Alfat man

>>694601928

wearing super formal outfits all the time only works if you have the body and face for it, just like nazi uniforms

alternatively if you dotn want to go with the niggo outfit i posted you can wear casual whiteguy outfit which i will make now

>>694602110
>wearing super formal outfits all the time only works if you have the body and face for it, just like nazi uniforms

This is true, but if you can pull it off, getting your hands on a good suit doesn't have to cost a lot. Anyways, your suggestions are good overall. Keep them coming.

>>694598469
It depends on how fat we're talking.

At some point, Joey Coco Diaz becomes the best you can do. It's better than nothing, but I don't think he gets a shit-ton of pussy either.

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>>694602110

generic white guy shorts shirt boat shoes and shades

>>694598469
I'm technically 25 pounds overweight, but I'll beat your ass.

>>694601928
Rings are for faggots. Just saying.

>>694599441
Yeah I think he'sgood friends to with a former NBA player. I wanna say Dennis Rodman

>>694602368
I'm 5'10 and 259 lbs. I'm in the process of losing weight.

>>694602542
jew*
fify

>>694602282
If you're a fat fuck, you can't pull it off.

>>694602542
this is pretty fuckin' white

>>694602580
.t MGTOW

>>694602645

you could probably bulk and be a powerhouse tank top white guy that wears shades and cargos and tank tops

>>694598469
Money.

>>694602817

by this i mean work out and turn your weight into stronk.

>>694602780
what?

>>694602580
That's a Freemason ring, my friend. We do not tolerate faggots.

>>694599019
tru

>>694598469
Sure, John Candy was alpha.

>>694602645
Hard to tell without a picture. You're average size, but you have a gut.

>>694602929
>if you don't see the problem, you *are* that fucking guy

You have no idea how faggy you sound. Get the cock out of your eyes and look around you -- it impresses no one and just shows you're pretentious.

>>694601583

More:

Dont be yourself if your a fag I play alot of steam, and watch anime but none of my normie friends know that, and its the reason I have them is because they think im not a wierdo or something

dont drag out convos that people dont wantt people they will be less inclined to talk to you or avoid you alltogether
to tell when they dont want to talk anymore they will constantly reply with (yeah, mhm, thats cool, cool etc)

>>694603103
And for the reccord: suits and *functional* accessories are manly. Rings and piercings are for insecure faggots.

>>694601583
Pretty much this.

I would add a dose of humble pie. It might not be faire, but you're a fat fuck and you a priori disgust people.

Be a good sport and don't flip out over fat jokes. Nobody likes a fat, irate pussy.

>>694601327
I dress in comfy construction clothes. I had a template but my computer is kill.
Basically work boots, jeans, flannel jacket, and a shirt underneath. Feels good .

that really shouldn't work unless someone is just dumb, grenade pins are actually pretty damn difficult to pull out, you'd have to push the door pretty hard, should know something is up from that

>>694603103
Calling a Freemason ring "faggy" is like calling the LGBT community straight - It just doesn't make any logical sense, and shows how uneducated you are.

>>694603166

dont take shit too seriously unlike what some of these fags say

its good to have a sense of humor if they arent legit bullying you

you dont have to start shit with someone if they're casually joking with you this will make them more inclined to like, bully you or something and they will think you are edgy if you reply to a simple jab with unironically saying "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW"

dealing with mongoloids:
negros call this "clowning" if you cant clown them back laugh it off and say something like "oh aight, u got it"
if you've got jokes (THAT NORMIES UNDERSTAND) feel free to joke back at the nigga
they go into the format of "WHY YOU LOOK LIKE X- Character, object"

>Ron Jeremy

>>694603668
>logical sense
Why use logical as an adjective to describe "sense"? It just demeans both words.

>>694604340
He's got a 10 inch dick tho

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>>694603668
>my god, the saying is true...

Pic related, you forgot this.

Funny guys are more alpha than fit ones. There is a lot of autism in the gym

>>694603668
Congratulations, you might not actually be gay, but you dress as though you were.

Good job! You showed us, all right! I do apologize for calling you a faggot seeing as you're promoting dressing like one.