Uhm nothing to see here officer

>>694576886

Don't worry, officer. I'm white. Nothing to see here.

>>694576886
Am I being detained?

>>694576886

no dubs here officer

>>694577356
Fuck your quints housing those monkeys and costing a fortune. Shoot em.

>>694576886
Check my fucking singles officer

Also I'm white so no trouble here

no problems here officer.

If you're looking for subs, I heard they're hiding ten posts down

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I am a free nigga

>>694577427
>>694577508
Hello fellow white citizens! I mistook you for some commie Jew bastards! Haha! You guys have a good day now!

nothing here sir

>>694577577
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND

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>>694577577
You fucking liar!! Officer get his ass!

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>>694576886
sorry no repeating digits here officer

>>694577577
so close to quints

>>694577577
DROP YOUR FUCKING DUBS FAGGOT
>>694577722
FAKE OFFICER FUCK YOU NIGGER

i dont englando

>>694577722
Full house nigger... get em boys

>>694576886
Am I being detained? If not you can fuck off pig.

I dindu nuffin

Rolling for quad

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>>694577824
I'll shoot you off the goddamn record if you talk shit you fucking nigger

>>694576886
i have a license let me grab it thou

Alright my hands are on the hood officer ;)

>>694577924
Eat my ass pig.

>>694577995
it's a trap

>>694576886
>I'm white

I'll be leaving now.

White male passing by

>>694577988
RELEASE THE HOUNDS

Black people are alright!

Nothing to see here

they arent my dubs officer, i swear

>>694576886
Fuck you pig

no ociffer fed, no repeating digits here

YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

Whats the matter officer? All is alright

I din't got nothin on me, pig.

eat shit and die

dindu nuthin

>>694576886
Ineffectual cop is ineffectual

Just on my way for some hardees officer.

>>694578722
freeze mutha fucka

Move along, porky.

>>694578764
Whoa! Take it easy man

Don't shoot!

>>694576886
I DINDU NUFFIN!

>>694576886
What do we want?
>dead cops

When do we want it?
>now

See you can't arrest me, I am a nignog, if you arrest me there will be protests all over Reddit and Tumblr. Because remember:
>I dinen do nofin

I am a privileged white sis male what do you want with me?

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>>694578845

>>694579000
Nailed it

Don't worry officer I'm white

>>694576886
Calm down officer I am white. No need to shoot.

Officer, I just want to make it home.

>>694578722
You're fuckin goin str8 to prison m8

>>694579000
Holy shit

no dubs here just on my way home

No contraband here, officer

FUCK OFF CRACKA BLACK LIVES MATTA

>>694579000
he a gud boi goin to church gettin his life on track an shit

>>694579000
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND BEFORE I FILL YOU SO FULL OF LEAD YOUR FAMILY WON'T KNOW IF IT'S YOU OR A QUARRY IN THE CASKET NIGGER

move along officer

>>694579073
>>694579078
Oh, I didn't see you were white from my sunglasses. Have a good day guys!

nothing to see here piggy

>>694576886
there are registered dubs in my back pocket officer

>>694579255
YOU FUCKING COON NIGGER COP, NIGGERS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE COPS, #BLM FUCKING TRAITOR

>>694579382
What dubs, fellow white male?

>>694579255
IMPOSTER

Nothing here, haha!

am i being detained? am i being detained? am i being detained? am i being detained? am i being detained?

tryn catch me ridin dirty

>>694579409
I won't go down without a fight, stick em up Ralph!

>>694576886
Go fuck yourself officer because theres no repeating numbers here.

>>694576886
mein dubz are legal

>>694576886
din do nuffin!

fuck u officer

>>694579580
>looks black
>no dubs say otherwise

I am sceptical, but go on sir have a nice day

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Diddun du nuffin baws

>>694579580
>>694579690
Frank, I thought I taught you better than this. You see a black, you shoot. All blacks have dubs, you know this.

Only singles here officer

>>694579896
You're lucky... Run along, kid.

Im white. Nothing to see here.

but officer, im pregant it's yours

You have anything better to do?

Fuck you pig scum!

Tea and skittles, get em!

>>694577764
He was 200 hundred away faggot.
And don't worry officer, I'm white

>>694576886
Ay okay

I want quads.

>>694579000
He didn do nuffin, the pigs missa ran into bullets. He proud church and afro.

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

Not me sir

sorry no dubs here

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Die officer!

>>694580181
Most accurate follow up to most accurate post

I dintin du nuffin

>>694580350
It is "the" officer, not "die" officer, you German Kraut

>>694580077
HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM

>>694580466
You too.

>>694576886
*stuffs quads in pants*
Evening, officer.

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>>694580350
>>694580434

>>694580466
Same to you mutha fucka

>>694580562
Evening, white citizen.

ay mate

nope. no repeating digits to be seen here.

IM NOT A MEXICAN I SWEAR

>>694580599
HE IS SELLING CDS! GET EM

I'm clean officer.

I swear I don't know how those dubs got in there officer

I never had dubs or anything in my life.

>>694576886
u aint shit officer got them octo

>>694576886
I dindu nuffin

im a good boy. dindu nuffin

>>694581444
Yeah you are run home to yer momma

>>694579000
>>694581444

Oh boy, today there are two apes less in the zoo

>>694581444
FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER I WILL SHOOT

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>>694576886
DINDO NUFFIN!

>>694576886
giga nigger kek

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

>>694576886
Roll

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You aint catching me copper

idindoduffin

Nothing here boys

no dubs here officer
only singles

Good morning, Sir. I have my black lives matter ID card here in my pocket, lemme just pull it out real quick...

>>694576886
im guilty

>>694576886
fuck

>>694576886
Suck deez septs

>>694583022
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND YOU NIGGER

Nothing to see here

>>694576886
I'm clean bro

i aint got no dubs!

Is it cuz I'm black

Officer, you can clearly see I am white.

>>694576886
Can you believe these dub-handling niggers? They all deserve to be in a zoo. Hope everything checks out, officer.

Fuck tha police

Dindu nuffin officer

>>694583366
DOUBLE DUBS, GET ON THE GROUND MOTHER FUCKER, STOP RESISTING

Nothing wrong sir

>>694583366
No it's because of your nigger dubs, NOW GET ON THE GROUND

>>694583462
I DINDU NUFFIN I SWEAR

>>694576886
Nope no dubs here

>>694576886
no dubs here officer

>>694576886
Am I being detained?

>>694576886
I'm a white man officer.

Is there a prawblam officer?

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>>694583366

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y..you can't prove anything officer.

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I'm totally innocent mr lawman

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i am innocent :)

>>694576886
oh god oh god oh god idk if i have anything

Arrest me officer

>>694576886
no penalty for singles, easy stuff

>>694576886
Dindu nuffin offizur

>>694583930
Mind if I take a look in the trunk?

nothing here

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i demand to speak with an attorney

>>694584441
We'll keep an eye on you...commie

i'll be leaving now officer

/.\./.\
/\/\/\

\/\/\/

It is ok officer I am white

Put that gun away i have singles im not a nigger

officer we have a problem

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>>694576886

>>694584957
EGGS BACON GRITS SAUSAGE

>>694576886
I'm clean, officer.

>>694576886
sup officer

Problem officer

>>694576886
I swear my friend must have left these in my car when he borrowed it.

>>694576886
What seems to be the officer, problem?

I didnu nuthin.