>>694565503

What's your problem? Fat, ugly, autistic?

>>694565503
if you write a book, what title it would be?

>>694566029

Athletic (ottermode), average looking but autistic to the max.

>>694566178

"Why I am a faggot"

by OP

surely you've been honing your skills over the years
you must be good at math, physics, or computer science, right?
which one?

>>694565503

If you had to eat shit, would you rather eat a large spoonful of Aboriginal diarrhea or a lightly toasted cow patty?

I could easily have become a 33 year old virgin if, for example, Shannon never decided to sit next to me while I was drunk at somebody's after-prom party.

You just have accumulated bad luck OP which has now ossified into severe lack of confidence and perhaps poor body image/bad hygiene/depression/fatness.

It is possible to break out of all this with a lot of hard work and determination, lots of setbacks and get-back-ups. It's also possible to do nothing (the easy thing to do) and just carry on doing whatever it is you do.

>>694566607
>surely you've been honing your skills over the years

Not really. I always was phoning everything in.

>you must be good at math, physics, or computer science, right?
>which one?

None of those. I have a degree in molecular biology, but I am not that outstanding in it.

>>694566491
I gave up at 28 myself. Masturbate furiously but once a month a meet a random guy off craigslist to touch my dick.

first time I almost vomited by now it's just another way that I get off. Physical contact is nice sometimes i guess.

>>694566684

Cow patty. The more greens somebody or something eats, the less disgusting its shit becomes.

>>694566709
>poor body image

I have a poor body image indeed.

>>694566854
>degree in molecular biology
>still feels pathetic because virgin
society, ladies and gentlemen

you should use your skills to find a cure for being female

>>694567010

cow patty was the wise choice, ur ok op.

>>694567072

I am unemployed. A doctorate in mol. bio. is not as impressive as you would think. Every shitty university on the planet spews out hundreds of them every year.

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>>694565503
I haven't had sex sense October so that's kinda sad

If all else fails.
>Wincest.

>>694566854
>>694567196

Hey OP, my company is hiring. Are you familiar with the HiSeq or other NGS platform? Do you have any high-throughput production experience? Experience with a LIMS? Have or willing to get a CGMBS license for CLIA work?

>>694568115
>Implying you should trust anything op says about his work.

>>694568115

I have some experience with RNA-seq data analysis. However, I never did the practical work with the HiSeq, nor the processing. That was all outsourced to a core facility.

Where is your company located?

>>694565503
Why not prostitutes? It's not as scary as you might think. Pick someone a little older, they tend to be better at calming your nerves if you're anxious

>>694568191

Obviously he would go through the interview process, but we are growing real fast here.

>>694568336

We are headquartered in San Diego, but most (all?) RNA work is done in Hayward, California. Also have offices in London, Singapore, etc.

http://www.illumina.com

>>694568467

When it comes to prostitutes, I am worried about contributing to trafficking. And for an escort, I simply lack the money.

>>694568536
>We are headquartered in San Diego, but most (all?) RNA work is done in Hayward, California. Also have offices in London, Singapore, etc.
>http://www.illumina.com

I am a little bit reluctant about going to the US, due to the availability of healthcare. I have Crohn's.

>>694568711

All full-time employees get full benefits, but yeah, relocating to a different country would be a big move. Good luck to you OP.

>>694568976

Relocating is not a problem. I've been relocating five times during the last 13 years. But it was all in Europe.

OP, what are your interests?

>>694569494

Sports (climbing/bouldering, running, cycling), cooking, reading, video games.

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>>694567303
August here my friend. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I'm not even autistic and /soc/ rate me as an 8/10

>>694565503
Show us your face OP.

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>>694569913

I can show you my body.

>>694570147
/fit/izen?

>>694570147
kys what a fucking faggot

>>694570203

Hell no.

>>694570220

DURR

>>694565503
36 kissless virgin here, there's nothing exceptional being a virgin, all it takes is to do nothing. I am not even fat (3 kgs overweight) but not fit, ugly as fuck, bad health, bad skin, hairy as a portuguese with a baby white skin.

>>694570275
Become one. They seem to pull a lot of tinder punani and you would have goaltier body within two years of proper diet and a good routine. By your 40s you'll have fucked as much as your friends/colleges. It's never to late to change OP

>>694568976
>>694568536

never in my life would i have thought 4chan could land someone a job, esp with a degree in microbiology..

>>694565503
22 year old kissless virgin dropping in.

>>694570147
either your face is disgusting or even /r9k/ would reject you for being so fucking autistic

>>694570589
same here bruh, i also have acne which is hormonal and can't use antibiotics, since i just got off them

>>694570517

You know, a buff body does not automatically get you pussy.

>>694570637
my acne is far behind me but i allow the scars to hold me back

Show us your face. Why are you really a virgin

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>>694570925

Inb4 "This pic again"

>>694570614

I am very autistic.

>>694570147
Stop hanging out on breety good (I've seen you posting this pic there too) and turn around and focus you dumb nigga.

>>694570999
You dont look that autistic fam. Show us the eyes to double check

>>694571161
>turn around and focus you dumb nigga.

What should I so?

>>694571402

*do

>>694570638
I know but it sure do increase your chances and OP need all the help he can get

21 kv here. Not handhold-less, at least. One day I will join the ranks of wizards such as you.

>>694565503
18 years kissless virgin here

>>694568467
so fucking patetic

>>694565503
Do you plan to do something in the next years ? How are you considering being 40 or 50 and virgin ?

>>694565503
Why do you give a fuck?