Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694482758
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Centorea claimed.
>>694491108
>What do you do?
I take care of a disabled person.
>>694491386
>Heavy Object
New to me. Don't get me started on finishing anime, my "Plan to watch"-list is just too long right now and my CR queue is filled as well.
Claim
Lan claimed
I dislike French tanks.
>Claimed
QOTT: If you unexpectingly walked into your waifu's room, what would she most likely be doing?
Dirty slav claimed
If you DON'T reply to this post, your waifu/husbandu WON'T die in their sleep, AND, in fact, he/she will think that you're NOT a stinky nerd since you DON'T reply to fucking memes.
Dio-sama...
I did it, after all this time I've finally succeeded where I've always wanted to succeed, I've transcended humanity. For I have reached level 26 on tf2 so now I got a medal that represents my level of a different color wich not a lot of people have since levels have been introduced like 3 days ago maybe more I don't know I have a bad sense of time.
blake fag here
or kitty cream, whatever you want to call me
blake claimed
>>694491386
>rvb
I could never really get into that, but I like Caboose. This is what I'm listening to currently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4fhxHS-b1E
>>694492559
Eating sweets.
>>694492634
Pet.
>>694492559
rape murder
that's basically it
>>694492500
What?! French tanks are the best!
>>694492385
Communist revolution when?
>>694492392
Moo
>>694492412
That sounds kind of difficult actually, but I have not so good people skills
>>694492559
Surgery
>>694492614
Cool
>>694492710
>>694492760
Don't delete me daddy
>>694492559
My waifu doesn't have a room.
She would either be killing bandits or lookibg for bandits to kill.
>>694492699
nyaa~
hey senpai <3
>>694492559
Considering that my claim is a tank she would probably be just standing there or shooting at German tanks.
>>694492753
I never said that they were shit, just that I dislike them.
>>694492559
probably writing peotry
>>694492925
Hello. What you up to?
>>694492879
>>694492559
she will be doing me in several moments :^)
Oskar Von Reunenthal claimed.
I would like to drink and play some poker.
I would make cute jokes about me being blind im ome eye and make Orberstein impressions.
Maybe i could get a matching different colour eye in the future.
>>694492559
...
If your post ends in a 0, she would be sleeping.
If it ends in a 1, she would be eating.
If it ends in a 2, she would be shitposting on 4chan.
If it ends in a 3, she would be masturbating.
If it ends in a 4, she would be reading.
If it ends in a 5, she would be praticing whatever it is she does.
If it ends in a 6, she would be crying.
If it ends in a 7, she would be listening to music.
If it ends in an 8, she would be fantasizing.
If it ends in a 9, she would be doing all of the above.
Still here
>>694492412
It's pretty good, it's about these war machines called Objects that are basically indestructible unless another object attacks it. Now wars are fought with them and the show follows two guys who are sent on missions to sabotage/destroy them.
My queue is giant as well, my plan to watch/on hold list is getting to be too big lol.
>>694492039
I'm a fan of the German tanks like the Tiger and Panzer
>>694492559
Sleeping
>>694492699
I'm not really a fan of the series when they shifted to Halo 3, but the Blood Gulch Chronicles are fantastic.
>>694492879
>
>>694492971
>doesnt deny that french tanks are the best
Glad we could agree.
>>694492614
Congrats on reaching a whole new level of "how do you send your life." How is it? Probably not too different, sknce you are already a lolicon.
>>694493313
rollirino
>>694493213
feeling like i wanna die. dont have to work friday so im hyped for tomorrow at least
>>694493216
>bras
>>694493360
>>694492634
Can I call you "Kitty Ears?"
>>694492634
KITTY!
>>694492879
How are you?
>>694493308
I'm actually about to start Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>>694493321
Eating
>>694493360
Sleeping
>>694493453
Masturbating
>>694493513
Masturbating
>>694493313
>3
Looks like Power Girl is flicking it. What a surprise.
>>694493440
>>694493313
keystrokes
>>694492559
Procrastination
>>694492634
Kitty
>>694492879
Best moonpie
>>694493565
you can call me whatever you want, "niggerfaggot" "gayretard" "cunt"
but yeah, "kitty ears" is cute <3
>>694493581
haiiii senpai~~
>>694493649
aw fuck yeah, time to join in :^))))
Always here to claim my waifu
My super Waifu
>>694492559
Hair tentacle rape.
>>694493453
Pretty great, especially since I didn't see any lolis lately.
>>694493581
Enjoy the roller coaster, Anon.
(And don't touch the movies or watch episode previews!)
>>694493321
> the Tiger and Panzer
You have triggered me with the last option, there was the Panzer I, Panzer II, Panzer III, Panzer IV, Panzer V (Panther), Panzer VI (tiger), Panzer VII(Lowe) and finally Panzer VIII (Maus)
>>694493453
Anon the French has the best tanks during the early stages of the war but after that no.
>>694493771
Eating = 1
But you are probably eating pussy.
>>694493513
Similar, but I don't have a job.
>>694492559
Probably brushing her hair or eating carrots.
>>694492760
I'm no social butterfly either, but the chemistry between me and the person I take care of kind of works anyway. The job itself isn't particularly complicated. That said, it is mentally taxing.
>>694493321
I see. So it's a mecha anime?
>>694492100 (Yuuki)
Papperoni lol its all I get really
>>694492173 (Dr Stien chinese knock off)
Still not dead, and now rikka is my hoe
>>694493581
I'm good, kinda tired though.
>>694493751
Best fluff.
>>694493771
Bad kitty
>>694493513
What would she be masturbating to?
>>694493707
What type of music would she be listening to?
...
I'm going to go for a loophole and see if I can get something interesting. Despite me posting
>>694493313
I'll just cheat and say that I didn't technically roll, and that this is my official roll.
...
Rolling.
>>694493751
hey you, whats good?
>>694494038
yeah. stomach hurting like a bitch, making me feel sick. its whatever. how are you??
>>694494187
:^( nyaa~?
>>694493923
Dont lie to me Dio.. I know you plastered lew lolis all over your room as wallpaper. You used your own cum as glue.
>hair tentacle rape
The fuck?
>>694494228
>8: Fantasizing
Which is what I wanted to see.
...
That makes me think of something.
...
Your waifu/husbandu has one fetish that they always keep hidden, and one day you discover it.
What is it?
>>694493815
>>694493983
Who had the best tank during the war, in your opinion?
>>694494276
What's good nigga?
It's a fine day of watching the live action yamato movie
>>694493983
Maybe I should learn more about tanks before I try to talk about them...
>>694494073
Pepperoni is god tier, it's even more god tier with bacon.
>>694493360
I touch the cow
>rolling for initiative
I fucking hate my life.
>I'm walking through the park, feeling super peaceful, overall just having a good time.
>Come across a girl from school, she's cute as fuck, super busty, pink hair dye. We have a lot of the same classes, and chat a lot, so we're kinda friends.
>We talk for a bit, I make her laugh, she makes me laugh, it's a good time.
>We take pictures of ourselves along the way, of the scenery, us, shit like that. All the while I'm trying to break the ice, hoping to go on a date with her, with promising results.
>Towards the end of the walk, I'm by my car, we look through each other's phones, I look at the pictures, she gives me her number.
>We hand our phones back, she has this weird grin on her face, then walks away before I could ask her out.
>I get home, I realize that she went into my gallery.
>These were gif I downloaded the day before, and she saw them all.
>Remember her description?
>>694494276
I'm fine, listening to some music.
>>694493771
How are you?
>>694493965
I was told the beat order was "My conquest is a sea of stars," "Overtune to a new war," main series, "hundred billion stars, a hundred billion lights," "spiral labyrinth," then "golden wings"
I'll get to it once I finish Desert Punk
>>694494041
I would guess it would be
>>694494073
Still mine
>>694494122
Then take a nap, or go to sleep
>>694492559
Probably sucking his own massive 20' phallus.
>>694494571
i have to go to bed soon to get up for work, and i feel like shit. wonderful day for me.
but i know ill feel better this weekend. grabbing a new tattoo :^)
>>694494742
same actually. passing the time before bed by talking to you guys and chilling
>>694494747
could be better.
you?
>>694493983
All of your Waifu's/Husbandu's enemies are coming in to kill you and your Waifu/Husbandu.
The last digit of your post is how many tanks and soldiers you get to defend yourself. If dubs, you also get miniguns. Trips, and you get grenades, miniguns, and those rubber popping toys that jump in the air. Quads, you get all of the above and a nuke.
0 means you defend yourself with a dildo, and nothing more.
>>694494697
>97/100
I touched the shit out of the cow
>>694494887
What ya listening to?
>>694494288
A mere loli couldn't possibly handle Dio's hair so why would I love them?
>>694494591
Eh, I'm too vanilla heh
>>694494747
I beg to differ
>
>>694494720
Yeah... you arent getting anything unless she has a wierd fucking fettish
German tanks are best
>Azusa
>>694494483
sorry...I do not believe in hentai when waifu is involved
here is some more respectful pics
>>694494747
No its 8pm, I'm not gonna go to sleep for several hours.
>>694494720
I bet she was pretty disgusted by the watermarks on all those gifs.
>>694494559
Honestly I don't know, the French had the best during the early stages(1939-1940) the Germans had the best until late parts of the war (1940-43/44) late war I don't know, maybe the Soviets?
>>694494591
It would help, /k/ could probably answer most of your questions about tanks.
>>694495024
But, what if Dio is a loli? Im going to go find a loli pic of Dio.
>>694494720
kek
just send her
U lik?
Awake again and resuming the usual.
>>694494747
The issue with watching Conquest first is that it kinda assumes you know the characters off the bat and unless your already familiar can easily be lost.
It's not really that big of a deal. Just not worth putting yourself off early.
I didn't like personally Spiral and Golden. Kinda okay on Overture
>>694494887
Head up north and get a nice one done by the old anon CC
>>694495006
just some piano shit. for me, its either piano shit or EDM
https://soundcloud.com/neanderthaule/deadmau5-strobe-neanderthaule-piano-cover
>>694495397
was there a tattoo artist anon who used to be here?
>>694495328
i got you covered
>Kurumi
>>694494887
I was sick earlier this week, and I'm just getting better
>>694494720
This is one of the reasons I don't keep porn on my phone
>>694495116
NOOOOOOO!
It must be a fake!
Why did we even start fighting in the first place, I can't remember
>>694495210
Could he why you are tired
>>694495395
So, watch an episode or two then watch it? Or Overtune?
>>694495350
Good to hear
>>694495252
Honestly, I would say the Soviets had the best tanks aftrwards the development of the t34 in 1941. After that, Grman tanks were just insuperior.
>>694495593
fuck being sick. worst thing in the world to me
>>694495593
No idea, outta nowhere you came to me saying you hired some hitman.
>>694495328
>>694495527
Yes, still comes around every now and then.
>>694495907
lmao wheres he from exactly? im a huge tattoo guy, we can talk for hours about that shit
>>694495116
You need to branch out mayne.
>>694495252
I'm afraid to ask questions there, I feel like they don't take to kindly to newbies. .
>>694495814
Kek, that fucking face!
>>694495671
Well the Panther was one of the best tanks during the second world war, earlier models just broke down way too easily due to being rushed, the tiger I forced the Soviets to develop the IS series if I remember correctly.
But yes I think you are right, even Heinz Guderian said that the t-34 was superior to anything the Germans had at the start of operation Barbarossa.
>>694496060
Maybe before but most people on /k/ are friendly to people who are just starting with guns and give good advice.
>>694495760
Kind of shit
>>694495790
Oh yeah, did I say "I see the assassins have failed?"
That was a joke and then you were playing along
>>694495814
Saved
Time to play league
>>694495328
If Dio would've been a loli, I would've never claimed him. Same if he was a nigger, I mean come on.
>>694493360
This used to be my favorite picture, but I found a picture that I like better and so touch the cow is no longer my favorite picture.
>>694495593
Yeah you got it. Couple episodes should do.
The Battle that starts the main series is pretty much "Here's a speedrun of all the characters".
I'm in the mood to watch some episodes now. It'd be nice if hospitals provided headphones. I forgot to pack mine.
Today is actually grinding my gears. Every time I start to do a prep job, I get a food order. My sum total of prep dobe in the last 4 hours has been 5 peeled sweet potatoes. 5 medium sized sweet potatoes.
I made a thread somewhere on 4chan.
>Find it and you get one wish.
>>694496060
NAH
>>694496419
Can't flim flam the zimzam
>>694496809
This is you >>694495248
>>694496059
I'm like 80% sure he's from new york
Waifu is green haired bitch from code geass
>>694496419
agreed
>>694497047
think ive seen him before then. that means hes pretty close to me. not sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing
If anime characters were real. they'd be raped into extinction by immigrants.
>>694497171
I'm not to far being from Massachusetts
>>694496460
>
>>694497348
fuck ive been there plenty of times.
ive been all over the east coast, looks like there are more fellow waifu fags around here than i thought
>>694496987
Bruh. Pepperoni is good, but you gotta add bacon/sausage to make it complete.
>>694497556
Fuck off nigger.
>>694496987
No, you will be able to tell it's me, nothing vague.
>>694497606
How about I just add extra pepperoni?
>>694497704
Too much for you? Can you handle the truth?
>>694497901
Dio's skin is way too pure to be a nigger's.
>>694497723
I aint lookin all over 4chan for yo ass
>>694497901
Dayum mami be savage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXYeARRyDWk
>>694498019
Dio dindu nuffin
Currently ITT - the most passionate, most egotistical, most insecure and most-closeminded waifu anons. Plus everyone who isn't Dio.
>>694498240
Way to tsun the tsun.
>>694498240
Dio
Dio
Dio
Dio
>>694498240
truuuu
Just posting this here again.
>>694497724
That's fine, I can allow that.
>>694498122
We doing classics?
https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk
>>694498020
Not even for a wish?
>No fun
>>694498240
Wait, how am I insecure?
>>694498361
But snek is still snek.
>>694498240
>inb4 butt hurt Dio
>>694498424
Am I edgy yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>>694498402
Good! How were you today?
>>694498485
You aint foolin me coobie
>>694498608
No this is edgy
>>694498544
No anon, there is retarded snek and normal snek.
>>694498611
I forgot an image.
>Butt here is one
Claimed.
Good evening
Not dead yet.
Well, physically at least
>>694498752
i wish i was dead.
how are you fam
>>694498740
That is one trippy ass skirt
>Nice pantsu tho
>>694498752
>Well, physically at least
Let's fix that~
>Joking
>>694498740
Oh shit Mizore it's been a while
How are you?
>>694498682
You see the other day I was talking about the heresy behind lolis and I've said a very important thing "It's not about the age, it's about the body" so snek is still snek
>>694498567
Holy shit you fucking suck at this, literally kill yourself.
Inori Aizawa is mine. Hands off.
>>694498889
I see, your wisdom knows no bounds anon.
>>694498847
Yeah that gif loop is weird.
>>694498887
>One off
I'm good, Pokemon has consumed a small portion of my time
>>694498611
>checked
Pretty okay. I did a lot of painting at work in the old storage room. I then had to crawl up into the ceilings and remove some old wires that had been cut and weren't being used but were still up in the ceiling. So that was fun, I suppose lol. You?
>>694498608
Not yet
https://youtu.be/zci2ilhf4UE
>>694498544
I was going to list the anons I was thinking about, but it seemed more fitting to make the joke.
>>694498361
That's very helpful, thank you.
>>694499064
Nice boobies.
Anybody got lewds?
>>694498681
I think i prefer this version
>>694498889
oh, so it's child Dio?
>>694499210
me
>>694498889
>not about age
Dio-nigga... you are not a loli...
You are a pedo..
>>694499204
Thanks
>Why don't you show me yours?~
>>694498814
Heya Blake
Just trying to play some vidya with the other waifufags. Not much else, just studied today
Anything up with you?
>>694498847
Let us embrace in the freedom of the flesh before we transcend this earthly plane, Yuno
Good evening
>>694499064
I've got you a gift my friend
>pic related
>Pokemon has consumed a small portion of my time
At least you're on the move
>Akiko
>>694499158
How about now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
>>694499362
You wish :^)
>>694499338
Don't look at me like that, it's not like I wanted to molest the body of an 8 year old, never, I only accept a mature body.
>>694492559
Homework?
>>694492971
Noo, that's my waltzing matilda!
>>694499295
Not exposed enough
>>694499464
Not yet.
https://youtu.be/dhZTNgAs4Fc
I'm new to these threads. Revy is my waifu and I claim her.
So, what is there to do around here?
>>694499421
Oh shit son!
>Fukkin saved
Thanks!
>
I ride my bike, that's why my phone is black over half my screen.
>It's getting worse guys, I can only see three rows of my keyboard.
I also got a bit hurt, nothing serious, just road rash
>>694499421
i only talk to like 3 waifu fags and none of them no about these threads
i feel like death and i need to get up early to work for 8 hours tomorrow. fucking end me
>>694499598
fair enough
>>694499654
i unironically like that song and band
>>694499466
Yes I do.
>Don't be that waaaaay
>>694499525
What the fuck did you just say anon? this tank is called the Matilda II, waltzing Matilda is a song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwvazMc5EfE
>>694499654
It seems I am not edgy enough, I don't have anything else.
>>694499696
Right now post lewds, other than that you just wait for something to pop up.
>>694499846
Naicu
>>694499985
No one. In this thread. Is Aussie enough to post that song. Besides me.
https://youtu.be/Urtiyp-G6jY
>>694499978
Psh, nope.
>>694499696
Random discussion mostly, every now and then other stuff happens. It's mostly just for a feel of community
>>694499839
>Fukkin saved
I also have this other variant
>
>I also got a bit hurt
get a full restore
>>694499846
You tell me. I'm being woken up at 10 am, it's now 4 am. i COULD have gotten sleep but I fukken wasted it
