No YLYL ?
Beware of the "your mother will due in her sleep " posts people. And for Gods sake don't feed them with attention by posting to their posts
>>694492175
>No YLYL
Learn to catalog, faggot.
>>694492665
This is now a dooger thread
>next time use catalog
>>694492477
I'm blind fuck
haha, last time i laughed this hard your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post
>>694492816
Yessssssssss
>>694492816
>This is now a dooger thread
I'm okay with this. Please continue.
Everyone spam dodger
>>694493222
rodger dodger familia
i don't have any but i wanted to make that joke
I really, really, really like this thread.
Any lurking?
I like short girls and want to put my donger in dooger
>>694495020
Lurking m80
She's an amazing example of what you can do with make-up. She looks horrendous without it and like a 9/10 with it.
But some stupid nerd will come in here and defend her and her fat thighs in a moment anyway, she is literally one of the worst youtubers out there with no meaningful content, she just fulfills the fantasies of lonely sad little nerds while not giving a fuck about video games or anything related to them
>>694492845
ctrl + F
>>694495162
In other words you like men
>>694495162
Yeah man look at her without make up
Sooooooo ugly
Literally spends 3 hours straight talking about video games a week
I wonder what happened next
>>694495962
spoiler: he rapes and impregnates her and then runs away
>>694496104
It would be so easy
>be me
>be at a party
>bored, introverted, don't really want to be here, just trying to be nice and not make an ass of myself until my friends are ready to leave
>a cute girl I'd been flirting with earlier walks past me, I'm a bit drunk so I smack her ass.
>she giggles and keeps walking without incident
>looking around the room for a second when I see this tumblrina making a B-line for me across the room
>ohshit
>figure I'm about to get chewed out for "raping" that girl
>Tumblina reaches me, holds out a hand, smiling
>Introduces herself, says she's a friend of a friend, wants to talk
>she's actually pretty cool; smart, witty, a bit pretentious in that "oh i have so many secrets" kind of way, but she's friendly enough that it isn't annoying.
>Even pretty cute tbh, skinny, great tits, cute face, passable ass, blue dyed hair, plus she has these huge beautiful eyes.
>we hit it off, spend most of the night talking and hanging out
>end up in a room upstairs taking turns playing mario on an old N64
>we get talking about gay rights and transgender people and shit
>I'm the one who actually brought it up, we were talking about family and I mentioned my sister is transgender.
>Tumblrina decides today is a good day to fit her stereotype, launches into this big rant about trans queer mono binary secondhand dominant 9 milimeter genderblend foxkin rights.
>I don't mind tbh, we're both buzzed and she has this really nice, smooth, lyrical voice that's nice to just listen to, even if I wish she'd change the subject.
>Tumblrina asks me about all the hardship my sister must have endured, what kind of support I offer her and activism I do on her behalf
>Tell her that no, my sister actually has it good: hot boyfriend, makes good money, lots of friends, our family and church accept her
>Tell tumblrina that neither my sister or I really do the activism thing, we're both pretty happy as we are.
>>694496476
>Tumblrina loses her shit out of nowhere, saying that me and my sister are both transphobes, I'm a mysoginist (no this is not a joke, she actually called me a mysoginist, tho in her defense we were both a little buzzed)
>Tell her that no, chill out, my sister and I just kinda take a "live and let live" stance
>Tumblrina says oh, really, you're totally okay with trans girls then?
>Yeah, totally okay.
>Well then, you won't have a problem sleeping with me, she says.
>Fucking what?
>"She" pulls down "her" pants, she has a penis
>It's actually pretty nice looking, half hard already, Tumblrina is getting annoying but she's still pretty hot
>Tell her that yeah, sure, I'm down for some fun
>Tumblrina looks surprised, flustered, maybe a little excited
>I motion her to come stand by me
>She chickens out, says no
>Tells me I'm a biggot for fetishizing transgender people
>Pulls up her pants and sit backs down.
>We spend the next hour sitting there playing Mario in total silence.
Fuck you all, just got comfy in bed.. now gotta get up and go fap
>>694496519
That it?
>>694496476
dood blue hair is hot dood.
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>>694495102
god i love her
not a huge fan of her channel but she's great on cooptional.
>>694497260
plz no
>>694496908
its the "9 milimeter" part that truly seals the keks
>>694497115
That's it.
Never saw her again.
Kinda regret it tho, feel like I could have snatched that if I'd helped her work past her hesitation or fear or whatever the heck that was
>>694497260
kys mate
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>>694496519
what i wouldnt give to have some hot blue haired bitch suck me dick
or maybe id suck hers lol, long as she has a feminine penis
>>694492175
>your mother will due in her sleep
>due
wut
>>694492175
This 1 always makes me lol
>>694497440
Ya you done goofed man she definitely wanted to smash
Any pics?
>>694496713
Terrible. How Ghastly can one be??
>>694497260
Goah fuc
>>694497604
both sounds good
>>694497260
NOOO!
>>694497949
would you guys please knock that off
>>694497831
Oh fuck you man, I don't need those feels.
>>694497844
No, sadly. Used to have some pictures of hers I got off her facebook profile but deleted them like three years back when I dated this jealous bitch who wanted me to get pictures of girls off my computer. The pic i posted makes me think of her, especially the eyes and the shape of the mouth
>>694497604
what exactly is a feminine penis?
>>694497852
kek
>>694498105
stop feeding them then
>>694495962
No money came out so he left.
>>694497949
def
Uh oh you got friccin beaned moronz
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>>694497949
crabweee
>>694498416
fuck you
>>694498195
My question is why did you post this story in a ylyl thread? Nothing about it is funny
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>>694498241
anyone have that web, of her fapping (schlicking?) what was floating around for a while? You can't actually see her doing it, but she's sitting at her computer with one hand moving quickly below her desk, watchign something on the screen intently, and when she realizes her web cam is still on she gets this giant shit eating green
>>694492665
I'm so SICK of white people doing nothing and becoming famous
>>694498561
this aint even a ylyl thread, most of the posts thus far are dodger or tumblr shit.
>>694498848
>has a successful youtube channel
>does nothing
I'm not even one of the faggots fapping to her, but if you're going to bitch at least do your research.
>>694498733
>giant shit eating green
>>694498848
As apposed to the mass of black people that do nothing and get famous. Kill yourself faggot.
>>694492816
This is now a doot doot thread, learn to spook
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>>694498066
her name is Sabine, she is a german nudist
>>694499125
u da man, anon
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>>694498195
>what exactly is a feminine penis?
>2016
>doesn't know what a feminine penis is
>>694499422
Yeah its a oxymoron
>>694496429
sauce?
name?
Hey... this YLYL thread isn't very funny at all.
:(
>>694498416
Roll
>>694500015
it's a photoshop you retard
It's dodger's face shopped onto some random pornstar.
>>694500015
Photoshop of dodger
>>694500029
NONE OF THEM ARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>694492175
>no ylyl
Literally five other ylyl threads
>>694492175
That's Amber Rose in red.
She's the dumbest kind of feminist.
The illogically pro-slut feminist.
>>694499125
Diamonds
>>694500586
how is a pro slut feminist a bad thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dV3E6mN4mc
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>>694500597
She looks like an obnoxious cunt.
>>694497260
reply
OC
>>694500673
Well they're not exactly pro promiscuity. Their big message is that they can dress like a giant whore, but it's still harassment if you approach them.
They also do shit like promote being proud of STDs. They're fucking retarded.
Look up amber rose's slut walk. I think Crowder goes there and talks to them.
>>694497831
That was a great story until I learned they had a kid, whot he fuck would want a little cancerous sack of shit?
>>694501121
them, apparently.
>>694497949
fuck
>>694501063
More
>>694498416
fuck
HEY b/ I HAVE A JOKE
It's me and my russian friend nobyl who toast
-Cheers, nobyl!
>>694501270
cheers nobyl, tchernobyl, get it?
>>694492477
>>694500738
obnoxious cunts can be incredibly fuckable.
>>694500673
They're the kind and of idiots who go in public topless with:
"This is still not my consent"
Painted on their stomach.
>>694500738
You're an obnoxious cunt
Don't reply to the mother will die faggot. Don't reply and they will go away.
>>694501471
>to this thread
Dumbass
>>694492175
How about this.
You you see this post and you ever post another your mother will die if you don't post, post. Your mother will be gang raped and killed by a pack of niggers.
>>694498416
Beaned?
>>694501773
Kek. That kid's awesome.
>>694497260
just fucking kill me
>>694498416
facebook faggot
>>694501656
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!?!?!
>>694498617
Ischemic Stroke would be from a blood clot, Hemorrhagic Stroke is the result of trauma or an aneurysm that burst. It could have been the result of high blood pressure or a few other factors from being made of ham but the meme is wrong that Hemorrhagic Stoke is from a blood clot.
>>694497260
Blah. Im safe now
>>694497949
Stop with these
>>694498416
ffs
>>694501656
Okay I see how they did this, but my question is why was dodger down in that position getting filmed anyway?
>>694497260
fucking ok.
>>694498335
ok I'm done.