Knife, bleach, bags
Not murifag so idk prices

easy.

buy vaseline, kw condoms and rubber gloves

while she is passing the items whisper "i'm having a party"

>>694408508
tub of liquid glue, small bucket of paint, tissues

>>694408746
>Hard mode: no condoms

U retarded anon?

>>694408508
buy booze, and diapers.
when the cashier says the price, look at the wallet and say "i dont have enough cash" and put the diapers back. pay only for the booze

>>694408508
One cucumber
Vaseline
Shoe string

>>694408746
"hard mode"
I cant choose the normal mode, fag?

>>694408508
Easy, a roll of duct tape and a knife, ask her if she took the buss to work, ask her when her shift ends, give her a smile and say see you soon... real soooon

>>694408891
Perfect

>>694408831
Why is he retarded? He just said "no condoms" so that he makes the game harder, fag.

>>694408508
>Child books
>candies
>lub
>meat knife
>garbage bags

>>694408508
grab a adult sized batman costume, get a child siize robin costume and lube. put the lube in front of the costumes, get the cashier to pass them all and then look at wallet and say "i dont have enough cash for this" and ask her to take off the costumes and only get the lube.

>>694408981
>yeah or just buy a pack of gum then pull out your gun and stick it in her face
It's about the stuff you buy that's supposed to scare here, not what you tell her or actually do to her, you fucking faggot

>>694408508
bunch of sausages and vaseline.

>>694408508
one kiwi go through the line as many times as you can. only say. "i want kiwi" and "you give me kiwi"
keep trying after your out of money.

Vaseline, toilet brush, breath mints

>>694408508
Baby bottle, rat poison, small trash bags
Ladle, plunger, breath mints
Enema, candy, little girl panties

Tampons.
Pickle jar.
Gloves.
Lube.

>>694408508
get some roses and cat food.

>>694408981

woah woah, watch out with those sharp edges summerfag, you might cut someone

gtfo back to school kid, and don't forget to take the >buss

one pregnancy test and a wire coat hanger

>>694408508
implying cashiers give a single fuck what you are buying. its so summer in here.

3 or 4 large cucumbers

>>694408508
A shotgun/a rope and two bottles of vodka

10 dollars of hamburger, but bring lube too. be all like oh shit I don't have that much money on me so im gona have to put the lube back... thats gona make this a whole lot harder... then just kinda stare off into the distance for an awkward amount of time.

couple cloths, some cheap cheap drinks in glass bottles(preferably alcohol), matches, palm oil
make your cashier think you're a terrorist, works best if you are or dress up like a mudslime

>>694409059
all that for 10 dollars? woah
where do you live, angola?

>>694408641
>>694408746
>>694408787
>>694408981
>>694409059
>>694409081
>>694409267

What world do you anons live in where you can buy a knife for under $10 or any of this shit... read the fucking post - even condoms are like $8 alone and you wernt allowed to pick condoms anyway - garbage bags alone are like $6 - do you live in some fucking weird place with like 1970's prices?

>>694408508
rope a ski mask and pliers

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>>694408508
knife, duct tape, clown costume

Pretty much anything with a knife and duct tape.

>>694409081
hum the batman song "na na na na na na na na get fucked" while grabing the lube to leave

>>694409539
>What world do you anons live in where you can buy a knife for under $10 or any of this shit...
I could get a knife for $2 at walmart

>>694409539
do you live in commiefornia or some other shithole like portland or seattle where prices are jacked up? Some of those are easily under 10$

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>>694409539
>garbage bags alone are like $6
you fockin real, m8!?

Ice cream, benadryl, and duck tape.

>donuts
>donut holes
>glue

This cashier already scared me

>>694408746
gloves here are 40 cents, vaseline is 4 euros and pack of 3 condoms is 2 euros.

>>694409497 (you)
Yes :)

ITT: Underaged B& who have never bought anything with their own money.

Its 10 bucks you retreads

>>694409539
read the whole thing, you wont buy the costumes, just the lube, dickfart

A Koran, a spool of 14 ga wire and a coffee table book about the local stadium

>>694409675
I can get you a toe by 3 oclock

>>694409539
What shit hole of a place do you live in?

shovel. heavy duty lime scaler, receipt for the grapes i bought earlier and were bad

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ITT

>>694409747
2 fucking euros????
In Austria a pack with 6 or 8 in it costs about 10 euros

>>694408508

>buy $10 of plastic knives
>can those hurt ppl?

>>694408508
Fruit, vegetables, chicken

>>694409700
kek'd

>>694409834
>underage B&
>retreads
thanks anon you too

>>694408508
a pineapple, cheap olive oil, duct tape, cling wrap, sharpie

>>694409932
Nah.

>>694408508
Pussy pads and a bottle of red sauce

>>694409937
you dont have packages of 3 condoms there?
we have packages of 12 condos 15 euros, it depends where you buy tho.
Also, i'm not sure if country is important, but I'm from portugal.

>>694408508
High vis t shirt
Blank VHS Tapes
Baby Formula

>>694408508
NONE
OF
THEM
GIVE
A
FUCK

They dont give a fuck at all, you only exist until you pay them money.
They dont give a shit what you buy at all
You're nothing special, you're not memorable

>>694409700
lol, that was funny and not about raping children or sex, unlike every other post.

Habanero sauce and dental dams

>>694410082
Well, the small ones are hardly ever available in stores.
The bigger ones cost extra too

sudafed
lithium battery
coffee filters

>>694408508
Her pussy for an hour. She probably charges at least $100 though.

Bananas
Apples
Salami
:)

>>694409834
>retreads

>>694410136
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>>694410136
I work on a till and I've judged many men. Most recently a fat sweaty guy buying a anime game with big titted kids on the cover, i asked him to tell me about the game and he got a red face and chuckled to hide his shame

1 metal coat hanger and garbage bags

I gotta say I'd most likely try buy a baby from another kart again, last time it didn't work cause trying to get a discount by denting it, was just a whole heap of clean up in isle 3

>>694409456
Must be a shitty ass shotgun and vodka for 10bucks. Kys.

>>694409830
:^) nice try anon

>>694410312
congrats you spotted obvious troll he will now show you where his pot of gold be burried in the mystical anoos.....i bet you point out when someone writes grill instead of girl

>>694409539
>what country do yi live where you can get a knife for under $10?

Any country In the world including the USA, you dumb faggot.

>>694408508

Either go up with condoms first, and then change my mind and come back with aluminum foil and elastic bands, or buy a cucumber and a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey.

lube and a box of tampons....

well honestly after anal play a tampon or a panty liner goes a long way if you don't have time to take a shower.

>>694408508
Bleach
1m of rubber hose
KY jelly

Vodka and a rope, it's not that difficult.

>>694409834

>RETREADS

Probably just two bottles of dxm only cough syrup

>>694409488
Kek, got me on mudslime.

>>694410729
Sumemr

>>694408508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozg_S02PYDQ

>>694408508
little girl toys, dildos and lotion

Spermicidal Foam
Home Pregnancy test
Wire Hanger

>>694409456
Idiot you have 10$ not your mom credit card

I'd buy a "my little pony" DVD
And lube

>>694408891
gold

>>694409449
Leave Joey
>>694408508
As much bleach and ammonia I can get.

>>694408508
how to do it:
huge pickle/banana max 2 dollars
lube 5 dollars

done

Most of you faggots should buy some sandpaper to rub off that edginess.

>>694410356
ITT: things that never happened

sleeping pills
baseball bat
garbage bags

pinata
applesauce
baseball bat

Bleach, rope, trash bags, machete, lighter

>>694410082
15 euros for 12 condos?!?!!?!??!?!? Wholly shit that's a low price!! Definitely selling my living place and using40% of the money for Ikea magazines because idk if they got those where you are.

>>694408508
A single rose, and then i hand it to her. *tips fedora*

>>694410472
Ayy grill, Where's muh pot of gold?

kids fashion magazine
Vaseline

Maintaining eye contacting from when I get in line to finishing the transaction

>>694408508
Cheap binoculars and as many cucumbers as possible with the leftover cash.

>Pair of womans pants
>do you need a bag sir?
>nope
>put them on
>thanks
>walk away

Cucumbers, carrots, bananas and laxatives

>>694408508
1) Preferred-Plus Pregnancy Test: $3.80
2) Simplify Flat Wire Hangers: $5.60
3) Tax: $0.51 (WI)
Total: $9.91
Giving the nine cents change to the cashier and saying "Easy come, easy go" with a wink? Priceless.

I'd just have to buy a MLP plush.

>>694411406
woulda been funnier if you wore the pants on your head

>>694411520
Maybe if you're 10 years old.

>>694410045
When do you plan on going through puberty?
>Pussy pads

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Blue drink, cheese cake, a cucumber and mouth wash.

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>>694409696
That's somewhat normal if you want all the fancy shit with anti tear and infused febreeze. The boxeshave enough bags to last month's on end so cost for garbage bags is like 1.50 per month if that.

As to my items. I would buy lube, a kiwi,a banana, a plantain, a watermelon , and then a pineapple and pass them down the conveyer belt in that order. Maybe comment something like , "I have to build my way up"

>>694410273
What's it like being 14?

Bleach, water balloons, gloves

One potato

Keep the change

most people here dont seem to get that the price limit is 10dollars. so no costumes, no knifes, no deadly weapons of any sort
bleach alone is expensive af

also bleach aint really a shocker, its normal to have bleach at home.

next thing is, most cashiers are fuckin retarded, so if you buy chemicals that would have a deadly reaction, they dont get it, theyd just swoop that thing without any second thought.

>>694408641
too expensive
>>694408787
too expensive
>>694408891
GOOD
>>694408892
GOOD
>>694408981
too expensive also retarded tryhard
>>694409059
too expensive
>>694409081
too expensive
>>694409281
too expensive
>>694409354
actually good, but room for interpretation
>>694409449
might be for a salad
>>694409456
too expensive
>>694409488
good
>>694409555
good
>>694409616
too expensive

jeesus christ guys, no relation to actual fuckin prices

>>694411871
Its great mate

>>694411230
>>694411241
Idiots. $10

>>694408508
A tin of tomatoes, spaghetti, and a collar.

>>694408508
Weight loss supplements

>>694411994
I bet.

any pills, ask if she thinks they'll be enough.

>>694408508
Preparation h, crown royal, leather belt, children's socks

>>694411469
Much nigga

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>>694411991
Jesus Christ, shut up.

>>694408508
Easy
.... lube, a pineapple and bandaids

>>694412424
yea, that really works here you spaz

Large cucumber and vaseline

>>694408508
peanut butter tampons sleeping pills

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>>694408508
An extension cord and a loaf of bread

habenero sauce, vaseline, paperbag

>Lotion
>Teen girl magazine
>Knife

Bleach, Dipers, Knife.
When checking out, I'll whisper
"I'm gonna die the way I was meant to go. A fucking genius."

>convert usd to Australian dollars
>spend your new 100000 dollars on shit In Australia

>>694408508
>Wait in the Store till you see a child that lost it's parents.
>Offer the child that you help it search.
>Grab 2 different types of lube
>Go to the cashier with the child and realize that you don't have enough Cash to buy both.
>Ask the child which lube she/he things feels better
>"I don't know you Mister, where is my Mother"
>Laught it of as a joke and pay one lube
>walk away


>don't leave the store without returning the child or you get in trouble.

Bread, hammer and a bag of gummy bears.

No actual reasoning but it'd get her gears going.

>>694409700
Old repost...

>>694411991
>most people here dont seem to get that the price limit is 10dollars. so no costumes, no knifes, no deadly weapons of any sort

Too expensive? Fuck man what 3rd world shithole do you live in for any of those suggestions to take more than $10.

>>694411991
What if i was at the 99cent store?

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none. cashiers don't give a shit

>>694408508
1 apple
1 cucumber
1 strawberry
1 grape
1 peach
1 tomato
1 potato
1 onion
1 orange
1 kiwi
1 bannana

a book ,,to cook'' and 5-6 packets of maggi ready chicken boilion

>>694417329
the real world :^)