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76 names my shit
Todd
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Pinsir
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penisr
fuckhole
Vajayjay
El Circumciso
Rabbi Pinchovits
Hi
Hello
Hillary
DoubleDildo
furlovr2016
He he 123
vag face
69
teeth
Nigger
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Waste-O-Time
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cuntfucker
I am 76 because I used hax.
Name it "holocaust"
Fuckboi
Gloryhole
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Pussy Mouth
dickface2.0
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throw yourself in front of a self driving car you piece of fucking shit
poke mcpokeface
Tumblr Feminist
Penis killer
pokelivesmatter
Real woman
Jeff
ANAL
>>694344496
Hey that's a pretty good name
Justin
Jessica
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>>694344935
Fuck me right?
IHaveCpInMyPc
mike brown
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>>694345135
Fuck me right?
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IWankittomemum
ihaveasmalldick
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Bangladesh
nova scotia
chernobyl
pearl harbor
Lucanus Cervus
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Pincher
top CP
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Icumoninsects
>be me, driving to work this morning with a friend
>have to go to the bank so he can get some money out of the ATM
>pull up and let him out, wait in the car
>check my Go app, there's a pokestop across the street
> close enough so that I don't need to get out
>lazy is the best answer
>get my items and catch a zubat real quick
>friend is still getting money
>bright pink short tumblerina SJW hair comes out of the bank, immediately cringe for her
>then she stops suddenly, right in front of my car, blocking the sidewalk
>she pulled out her phone and holds still for two minutes, her phone angled unnaturally, too vertical for normal use
>she swipes repeatedly, know already she's playing too
>cringe for myself, knowing I share a database/physical space/childhood experience with this neon sack of disturbed pale flesh
>buddy gets back into car, and points her out
>”she playing that game too?”
>”yeah, I don't want to play anymore”
>topkek
>she eventually walks over to her car, oblivious to the traffic in the parking lot
>there’s a guy standing next to her car on his phone, doing the same thing, spinning around
>I drive off, friend yells out his window at her as we drive by
>she's confused, looks around
>we get away without being accused of rape
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>continue driving to office
>eventually get there, the mcdonald's across the street is a pokestop
>bunch of faggots milling around in the parking lot staring at their phones
>none of them are dressed for business, all are wearing shorts
>>>>fucking shorts are the best!!!!!! they’re comfy and easy to wear!!!!!!
>chuckle and get in the turn lane for the office
>begin the turn
>notice an overweight asian kid in the driveway staring at his phone
>he's in the way
>he's probably playing too, honk the guy to move
>he's startled
>friend yells out the window "POKYMONN" at him
>guy is visibly discombobulated from a 200 lb bearded guy yelling at him and being honked at close range
>turns out there was a real animal, a baby mouse, he was trying to film it
>"sure, was it purple?"
>finally get down to work
Dick trap
>hours later, time for lunch
>go outside a little early to make a phone call
>check Go again because in range of the mcd's from across the street, get my items and catch a couple more mons
>not using the VR because i don't want to tip off the normies
>stop in the shade to make my call, when i notice someone put a lure on the mcd's
>catch a couple more, because why not, got myself a growlithe and a machop
>settling in to make the call again, when i notice some people hurrying over to the mcd's parking lot
>uh oh, here come the NEETs
>they start milling around, none of them talk to each other
>all on their phones, some spinning around trying to find the wild mons
> traffic light turns green for my street
5 lanes of cars going by at 40 mph
>chinese kid on my side of the road wearing fingerless gloves decides to play frogger irl
>dodges all cars and makes it to mcd's, where he takes out his phone and starts spinning around
>people honking him still
>doubt he's ever run that fast in his life
>meanwhile i'm on the phone with my gf describing the scene to her, almost saw a guy get hit by a car trying to catch pokemon at a McDonald’s
>what would they write in the eulogy?
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Gloryhole
gay anal
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>another asian guy on my side of the street, walks around the corner a few times looking lost
>staring at his phone, wearing baseball hat and shorts, walking into the street a couple times
>youaintfoolinnoonepal.jpeg
>eventually they all disperse, never once talking to each other, i guess the lure ran out
>AT THE EXACT SAME TIME A 10 YEAR OLD LEFT THE CAR WASH NEXT DOOR WITH HIS MOM, he’d been on his tablet the whole time
>social engineer in training
>then I see a group of 3 qt high schoolers all playing it together, walking toward a guy camping out at the gym down the street, which happens to be some kind of christian reading center or something, next to law offices and a car insurance office
>Venice Blvd is best place to train pokemon obviously
>ask myself if I should ask them what team they’re on
>decide not to, 6 year age difference is usually grounds for a rape claim
>get lunch and go back to work confused at the new status quo
nfirn; lerifubhqp
PILE OF SHIT
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re-roll
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spiky pussface
came out 07/13/2016
name it urself, david
What ams a better name goys?
Hank Hill
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teethy
Fuckface
Jewgger
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Fuckkk
Pokemon A
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Aidsniggerslavebitch76
Eyjafjallajökull
Philando Castile
Bug
Pinsir
pinch pincherhands
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Lord ChinChin
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Penis Pincher
ladiesandgentlemen
Dicksnot
What's the best way to get lollies for maximum CP? All my pokemans are so weak
oolong
PutUrDikIn
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Jangles the Moon Monkey
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respin
Nigger lover
Better deliver OP
Morgan
Dindu
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fucking close
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NiggaPincha
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ha.
also. Alphonsio
penisr
Incest with my sister ;O
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im going to roll for this.
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hello
pinsir
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NiggerTigger
Twat Destroyer
I'mGay
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>>694348777
rolling for trips and dubs
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Reroll
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Matched his trip 7s with dub 7s
the what
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Reroll
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Re again
Homer
Asshair
Not delivering faggot
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Offbytwoyodaskywalker.jpeg
Negro bite
Just kidding
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roll
Nigger loving Faggot Face
flesh
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Pussymouth Mc Pusspuss
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roll
reroll
>>694344346
This guy gets it
Scyther
NigVagoo
sharp
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Hodor
Nigger Nose Jew
No.388290
Jew Bag McNigger Dick
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Yes
pinsir nigger
Jew circumcision tool
pokemon A
reply to thread
Pinsir
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Rerill
Short Dick Faggot
haukenslush
Pinsir.
/b/
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Rill
The Rapist
Pikachu
Master Raper
iphone charger
Fagoat
eminem
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Reroll
Needle dick
Ratata
Cum tits
anal crabs
Popp
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Rereroll
pin's sir
Fucking useless
Giganigga
Dildoqueef
Winrar
krabs is a
Vagina Dentata
cumslut
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Idubbbz nigger
Limpdick
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Pinsir nigga
cock flea
Pinsir
Ball swallower
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Rererereroll
Gaping bug
capturethis
Non Delivering Faggot
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pinchpanchdoggo
foreskin
oops
Rape Victim
last roll
>krumpet
Serial Rapist
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ass pinching nignog
dick cheese
Trayvon
Tip Snipper
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sideway mouth with horns beetle
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risnip
Duckfucker
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Earwig
Pinchtriarchy
76
Bush
stick your dick inside
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GoatseFace
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niggerstonguemyanus
lemonparty
