Welcome to the Dark Souls 3 roll game!
All you have to do is roll the specified number(s) to defeat the current enemy and move on. My posts (the ones with the enemies) do not count. Good luck, mighty adventurers!
pic related, roll a 5 to defeat this badass motherfucker
>>694340552
Rolling
Rollerino
Rollin'
Get fucked, beast.
OP here, you guys really suck
Here's some black firebombs, hope they help
(remember this post doesn't count towards the roll)
>>694342613
sorry, forgot the firebombs
>>694342885
winrar op
rolling sunbro
>>694342885
>>694343055
two winrars
also checked
>>694342885
If only I could be so grossly incandescent. Thanks for the souls, summon me again anytime.
>>694342885
Good job mighty adventurer! Your achievements will be sung about for ages to come, and you'll probably get some random item description that references you in a future FromSoft game! Anyway, after fighting your way through the enemies of the Wall of High Lothric, you learn you must descend to the Undead Settlement. This transmogrified fucker stands in your way. Castrate him by rolling a 0
>>694343260
Ugh I'm so good at being a sunbro I liked it before it spawned
>>694340552
Psh.. nothing personal, champ.
>>694343275
*Well what is it*
>>694343275
Easy boss.
>>694343275
If dark souls taught me anything, it's how to roll.
>>694343275
Vordt? More like bordt. Haga
J.K Rollin
rollo
fug
Roll for jolly cooperation
>>694344000
Well he got fucked.
>>694344000
>>694343275
winrar
checked
>>694344099
yes sir, checked
>>694344000
Shit bro nice dub trips that also kill the boss
You get 1 [Rubbish]
After defeating Vordt and slaughtering many hollows and thralls in the Undead Settlement, you come to a large courtroom. In it stands a tree that has a kiln-type thing lodged in its bark. I wonder if it TRANSFORMS THE SOULS OF LEGENDARY ENEMIES INTO GODLIKE WEAPONS OF DEATH? You investigate and the tree awakens. The last 3 digits of your post must be odd to defeat it.
>>694344000
Damn nigga
>>694344338
murked
>>694344338
Roll
>>694344399
Winrar
>>694344420
Blaze it
>>694344399
that was fast
>>694344399
Well that was pretty quick. Sorry, don't think you'll get a mention in a future FromSoft game. Anyway, in your exploring, you find a peculiar onion knight. He warns against attacking the fiery beast that lurks down the road. Only dubs defeat it!
>>694344338
Miracle build!
>>694344666
damn satan checked and check em
>>694344666
I'm all ogre this guys,
oh and hail satan
>>694344666
Fuck you Satan
>>694344666
Rolling for satan sama
check em pecker feckers
>>694344844
Check em
>>694344844
done
>>694344888
Trips!
>>694344338
Git gud
>>694344844
based satan worshipper wins the day
>>694344888
fuck m8
>>694344922
Dubs!
Let us toast
>>694345015
le toasts
>>694344844
You both slay the gigantic beast and celebrate with a toast! You make your way down the tower and through the Road of Sacrifices. The Crucifixion Woods lead you to the remains of a castle. As you run past some hollow mages, a fog gate forms behind you...
Only 2 [TWO] sets of dubs can defeat this tricky enemy!
check them
>>694345241
I shall carry on for SATAN
>>694345241
you can sacrifice me sempai!
>>694345241
Threads dead dude
>>694345444
this shit better count OP
>>694345444
Trips again!
>>694345444
Checked
>>694345555
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I GOT QUADS
>>694345555
lol likewise
>>694345555
Quads and double dubs
>>694345555
This is the glory I receive for worshipping my satan sempai!!!!!!!!! desu
>>694345444
>>694345555
Checked and wrecked. Trips and quads. Long may your suns shine! After continuing to the Cathedral of the Deep, you encounter many frightening enemies. However, an unkindled must put his duty first! You proceed into a mighty tomb and find it guarded by disciples of Aldrich.
Roll 2 [TWO] sets of dubs, one even and one odd to defeat the mob.
>>694345879
roll
>>694345879
Satan give me strength
>>694346062
WHY WONT YOU NOTICE ME
>>694345241
well he's gotta die eh
Rololololololololl.
Dubs get?
>>694345879
Rollerino
Ded
need dubs
>>694345879
roll
>the Dark Souls 3 roll game
You mean Dark Souls 3?
FUCK YOU BITCH
>>694345879
So close
>>694345879
Anyone wanna be a virgin sacrifice?
>>694346414
lol as if /b/ isn't all sexless basement dwellers
Rekt... DAYUM SON
OP here, yall really need to git gud
Here's some help since it looks like you need it
Remeber, this post doesn't count for the roll
>>694346493
Nice try faggot
>>694343534
This
Get fukd
Anal rape this bitch
give me dubs pl0x
>>694346588
thnx
QUAD 6 SATAN POST IS INSTA KILL
SATAN GOTS THIS
give me odd dubs pl0x
odd dubs get
need odd dubs selling gf
>>694346755
thnx again
literally beating this myself guys wtf... Anyway satan sempai... NOTICE ME
chekd n rekd anally
satan senpai notices you
>>694346908
DESU!
Kyaaaaaaaaaa!!! Ive been noticed!
>>694346588
>>694346755
Rell
>>694347020
Rerolling for odds
>>694346588
>>694346755
Sorry, forgot to mention 0 is considered even in this thread. Good job anyway! You find a small doll that points you in your next direction: the fabled city of Ithryll. On your way, you encounter a gross-ass swamp. You climb a very long ladder and locate a covenant. Further up the tower, you find an ancient Stray Demon. Only 3 [THREE] sets of dubs kill him. 66 is an instakill.
>>694347134
With satan backing me Ill do this for you
>>694347134
66 get
>>694347224
So close
66 get
satan senpai gots this. 66
66 get pls
>>694347307
SEMPAI!!!
>>694347307
I FAP TO YOUR VESTIGE!
SEMPAI WAS MERELY TESTING YOUR FAITH BEFORE. ME GOTS THIS.
>>694347134
As long as we believe in Satan-senpai, we can do anything!
rollerball
>>694347134
fuck that optional boss
>>694347510
HAIL SATAN SEMPAI DESU!!!!
satan senpai will never betray you. he is better than normal satan.
HEIL HITLER!
>>694347688
SIEGE HEIL!
>>694347688
Nice dubs
2 moar
Satan SINpai
Hitlerchan!!!!
SATAN SEMPAIIIIIIIIIII
Smack him right in the pangus
>>694347865
HEIL SATAN!
praise the sun \[T]/
>>694348008
Noot
THE POWER OF SINPAI COMPELS YOU!
>>694348109
I need a cigarette ill be back sempai
sinpai's got ya'll backs
SINPAI
OP here
Come on guys, only 2 sets of dubs to go
Or you could stop scrubbing out and just get that sweet 66
Remember this post does not count for the roll
satan heil sinpai
Roll.
Praise the sun.
dubz get
git shrekt
Yo dawgs gonna help Sinpai? HAIL SINPAI
instakill pls
>>694348387
You got it
SINAPI HAS RECRUITED VADER
Twice Satan Sinpai has gotten 65. WTF?
>>694348176
back SINPAI!
>>694348733
trump save us
>>694348849
cant stump the trump
SOME TALK OF ALEXANDER
AND SOME OF HERCULES
OF SATAN SINPAI
AND SUCH GREAT NAMES AS THESE
>>694348898
So close to quads!
Look at me, look at me, hands in the air like it's good to be alive, in such a small world, I'm all curled up with a book to read
CHECKD AND REDKT BY SATAN SENPAI
Satan Sinpai: 2x 65, 1x 67
HEIL
>>694347688
>>694348733
>>694348922
That's three dubs!
abyss watchers r fgts
>>694349055
lel four dubs, for sempai
>>694349133
AND BABBY MAKES FIVE
satan sinpai watches over all
>>694349241 SATAN SINPAI NOTICES YOU
NOTICE ME!!!
>>694347688
>>694348733
>>694348922
The battle was hard fought, but in the end, you triumphed over the hideous beast! You descend back into the swamp and find you must extinguish the flames you saw while fighting the mighty demon. After opening the door to Farron Keep, the mighty Abyss Watchers stand before you as the first Lords of Cinder you have faced.
Only trips defeat these worthy foes. Good luck and long may the sun shine!
>>694349395
trips? pshh
>>694349395
Good thing I only roll trips
I NOTICE YOU, MY CHILD. YOU'RE MY CHILD 'CAUSE I DID YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT
>>694349395
incoming trips
>>694349395
I'm on a roll, so... roll
bingo
>>694349525
For my sempai
trips on 666
>>694349560
666 get?
Testing
satan trips
Satan
Yes hello this is Satan
satan sinpai
>>694349631
ROLL!
>>694349664
NOOOOOOO!!!!
>>694349689
Dude stop replying to me it makes me uncomfortable
>>694349735
SO CLOSE
why was 666 afraid of 777? because SATAN SINPAI
>>694349735
I tried fam
They see me praisin'
They hatin'
Your saviour is here
>>694349761
I will skull fuck you for sempai!
888?
Right in the grundle
888 is christ's number... right? HAIL SATAN SINPAI
>>694349870
Roll for quads?
max poise build go
>>694349870
If you don't stop replying to my posts I'm going to tell my mom on you
Dun
9999 QUADS FOR SINPAI BONUS
ROLL FOR QUADS!!!!!
Quads here we go
>>694349999
My nigga
>>694349999
Quads get bitches
>>694349999
Noice!
>>694349999
Aw lookatchu
Satan Sinpai (me) posted 9996.
>694349999 SATAN SINPAI RECOGNIZES YOU, MY CHILD.
my second quads on this post
SATAN SINPAI (me) WAS CLOSE TO A 111 TRIP
>>694350110
SEMPA!I!!!!!!
Whats next oh dark lord?
Op wtf deliver faggit
>>694350241 My child, it is Sinpai, not Sempai. Get it? SINpai?
Sempai?!?!?!!?
>>694350502
Stfu that's not funny.
>>694350502
SINPAI!!!!!
Gyndyr was easy as fuck.
Watch me, I'll first try him, wap pap pow, got a 5 ^
AS SATAN SINPAI, I TAKE CONTROL OF THIS NEXT CHALLENGE. YOU ENCOUNTER A POWERFUL ANGEL. IT WILL TAKE 3 66'S TO KILL IT, OR ONE 666. 6666 OR BETTER GIVES YOU NOTICE.
>>694349999
You have defeated the mighty Abyss Watchers! Good job, brave knight! As the last watcher falls, the Catacombs open up before you. After what feels like an eternity, you come to a large throne room holding a chalice. You extend you hand towards the cup and the room goes black...
Roll a 2 to defeat this huge, slow, retard. (Still enjoyed the fight though :) )
>>694350701
Done. Next
Well that's an hour of my life wasted and the faggot op wont deliver on my fucking quads... QUADS ARE FUCKING SACRED SINPAI
>>694350701
Check it
>>694350808
nvm
>>694350701
Hit it
You guys are the Redgrin Grumblt of getting 2s, *belch* I-I've got this.
Rolling for hitler
I'm a cut that retard
2 pl0x
>>694351002
Look I did it! Maybe I won't cut my dick off
Randy Bobandy done diddly did it!
>>694351002
Noice
>>694351029
Fuck you maybe I'm randy. I'll suck your dick for a cheeseburger faggot