I'm a girl that likes porn involving a blowup doll. Especially the clear, see-through ones. I don't know why

>>694258243
Well since you're obviously attention whoring from the last thread, tits ot gtfo.

>>694258054
As said, I've openly fapped to my best friend when she was sleeping in my bed, few years ago, and came on the bedsheets before going to sleep myself.
I'm actually not proud of it. But it was damn pleasant

>>694258326
I posted it nearing the end of the last thread. Just wanna know if there's someone with the same kink.

>>694258394
lel

>>694258439
Try some bait or something. Your lure ain't working

>>694258054

I fuck your mom's tiny brown butthole

>>694258054
I love shemale videos where the tranny is getting pounded and squirming and moaning like a nasally down syndrome.

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>>694258439
There's 2.

I'd be happy to perform for you if you were in Australia. Would actually prefer if you stayed clothed, giggled a bit and maybe said some degrading shit. That would make me cum buckets inside that doll actually.

>>694258834
then why crop at all?

Since this version of Ghostbusters was released 3 days ago I have fapped to it at least 14 times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obhxkC6iTTI

>>694258886
Nice

If a guy with a fat girl problem is here, just read this:
>>694258674

>>694258054
i'm 23/m and im wearing footsy pajamas and a diaper underneath.

>>694259136
Pics?

>>694259169
nah, sorry fam. i have skype though if you wanna chat.

I just got done fucking a 14yo girl. we have fucked quite a few times before, including taking her v on her 14th bday.

i'm CIA

I fuck girls I'm not attracted to just 'cause I feel society pressures you to get laid on the reg to be normal

>>694259136
gtfo pamperchu don't you have cancer to die from

>>694259156
k keep going.

>>694259389
wat. not pamperchu. i'd never do anything even vaguely similar to the shit he pulls. i did meet a dude that claimed to be a daddy of his for a while though.

>>694259352
screw what society says, you dont have to lower your standards.

I'm not only on gear but I'm gonna start selling soon.

When I was 12 I rubbed my cock between my moms ass cheeks while she slept. Felt good.

>>694258888
check'd

>>694259705

Big whoop. Want to fight about it?

> i cheated on my GF 3 times with 2 women in 1 week.
> my mum ate cum covered leftover pizza from me

yeah fml

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>>694259705
FIGHT ME NIGGER

Dubs for cat goddess

>>694259856
cute girl. What does she get up to?

>>694258054
i like to put maggots in my dick

>>694259833
Kys

>>694259705
Oi, fight me mate

>>694259953
Pic

I want to have sex with a very passable she male like Bailey Jay or Sarina Valentina. I really enjoy prostate stimulation so I would want to be fucked. I also want to blow them and swallow there cum(after washing their dick of coirse)

I have a gf and while I want her to peg me there's a certain kink to shemales as well as the feel of an actual dick as opposed to a plastoc/silicone one

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Let's see what I can confess
>took a 14 year old girls virginity
>same night put her christian bf in hospital for shits and gigs
>burnt a school by accident but lowkey framed a friend
>let myself into an EBgames I worked at during the night and stole everything I could get my hands on
>snagged people off the side of the road in a van and robbed them before dumping them (good times in bondi)
>climbed ayers rock without paying admission nor elder approval (not a big crime really)
>helped dump several body parts in a few places (I owed a favour)

Need to think some more about things I'm willing to admit
God I've been an absolute cunt my whole life
>mfw posting from a stolen phone

>>694260212
Sounds 15

>>694260212
I'm 23

>>694260191
i wish i were you. not just because of 14 year old part. I came to a conclusion that being a cunt like you is the best thing i can do. I was acting nice to every one my whole life (and probably continue to do so) and they all just tread on me and ask me if im ok. your situation is way better considering your only feel is guilt. im literaly going insane in this life

>>694258054
>Fucked a friends girlfriend because he stole a beer from me
>I have three testicles

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I have a wedgie fetish, im gay for my best guy friend and im in love with my friend who is a gilr but she dosent find me attractive so im dieting and losing weight and trying to be more attractive for her.

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>>694260119
my dog's name is dick

>>694260518
pics of balls?

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I Still masterbate to the decoration of independence

>>694258054

>LEA data mining thread 2.0

>>694260484
I don't really feel the guilt for long
But anyways
I recommend you try shoplifting or rolling clowns for cash
Really gives you that absolute asshole feeling and believe me, it gets addicting if you do it right

Plus don't bother with emotional attachments, if they're sexy, hit and quit it. If they wanna fool around some more, no strings attached? That's a bonus

Be ruthless
Be primitive
Be a beast son
We all die anyway, may as well indulge all the base urges and be depraved as fuck

>>694259723
i wanted to make a thread but i'll ask here
i have a cat goddess cp folder and the vid, im moving on with my life.
Deleting folder seems to be reasonable thing to do but i dont i want to do that
My secret is i fapped to the vid once and im not even a pedo.
Any pedos out there to shed some light?

My was was very drunk last weekend and passed out naked after a party at our house. I let my old creepy neighbor rub my wife's naked ass and tits while she slept. She has no idea

>>694258886
>in Australia
Welp, that explains why it's a sheep blow up doll.

rl

>>694260901
why do you have it if you aren't into it? Why don't you want to delete it?

>>694259677
She knew

>>694259705
FIGHT ME, YOU LONG ASS BITCH!

Once I accidentally a lamp

>>694260584
rekt

>>694260901
It's not the wild west anymore, where you can openly browse russian chan boards on clearnet and pull shit off limewire all day. What you have you'll never get back without huge risk and time investments.
Just stick it on a encrypted usb drive, and lock it away.

>>694258054
I love the smell of my own ass. I got hemorroids and sometimes, I put my fingers in the mushy hemo mass to absorb some heavy musk anal aroma.

Then I smell it, full-blown Joachim Low style.

>>694260155
i have the same secret

>>694260925
Can I get an invite to your next party? They sound fun!

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>>694260191

>mfw posting from a stolen phone

>>694261243
Get cancer and die!

>>694261494
Yes. Debating whether I should let the old guy fuck my wife next time. Hes been asking for round two

>>694261570
It was asking for it

>>694260191
A few more
>ghosted some bikies back to their club house and boosted one of their bikes
>sold some edgy looking kid flour in a park, had him convinced it was high quality cocaine
>broke into dreamworld after hours with a qt to fuck in the big brother house (aussie bros know what's up)
>sold all kinds of booze while visiting a dry mission (them abbos love the shit)
>partied with home and away stars on the gold coast, smoked some weed with a few of them
>shot out tyres of passing cars in the northern territory

I've been around this country a fair bit now

>>694259705
Fancy a fisticuffs, m8?

>>694261651
Stop posting you bastard! There's no place for you on any chan!

>>694261757
I am bad and I should feel bad

I run an underground terror cell connection and chat site. #Liberty #TrueAmerica #TheNewBeginning

>>694261821
MODS!

I made a really cute trap cum

>>694261665
How much did you sell the flour for?

>>694261395
When I really think about it though, at the end of the day there are men. The really passable shemales achieve their look though tons of make up. They will still have man hands and man shape. Ideally I want to be fucked by a hot hermaphrodite but those don't exist.

I like the penis but I don't like men. Does that make sense?

>>694262076
Let's get right into the nudes!!!!

I wish I had the balls to go on a killing rampage and kill all mudslimes and feminazis that's destroying my country...

i suffer from severe Crohns disease which has also caused a 30cm stricture (scaring tissue that constricts my small intestines pathways by around 1/2) which means that i often feel a tonne of pain daily specially after eating, my family thinks its not that bad and have no clue how bad it actually is, i eat maybe once every other day to minimize pain and am currently on a extremely strict diet, i refuse to get surgery and have been warned that my chances of bowl perforation is at around 80% and chances of dying from that are around 50/50 if its caught on time. no one else who knows me knows this and no one would even understand if i told them. i also suffer from a extremely rare type of eye cancer which reduces my medication options by 90% or more due to immunosuppressants effecting and worsening my cancer my life is literally full of pain and all i want is to feel normal yet little bitches on here think that them having a crappy life with near to no medical problems think their life is terrible, grow the fuck of you fucking faggots people are much worse of than you, you cunts.

>>694262173
You are fucked Dude...

>>694261957
About $180
All the kid could get together and the black and gold flour was on special for 50 cents so mass profit was made

>tried getting his money back a week later
>rolled him for everything he was carrying

>>694262173
I am mute.

>>694262173
>i refuse to get surgery
Lives in first world, won't accept health care, instead complains to internet.

i stole naked pictures off ex gf's sisters phone when she let me borrow it, unfortunately due to hdd failure, i lost them :/

Anyone /hebe/ here?

Almost every female I know has seen my penis, but none know it's me.

I send a dick pic to them with a newly created social media account, and I make sure floor, etc. can't be traced back to me in anyway.

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>>694262173

Just bite down and do it fgt, you're just hurting your family and friends more by not telling them. Really fucking selfish of you!

>>694262317
Very sneaky anon, I like it

I like to watch cheesy pizza with women or girls. Find them online if they're curious or already into it, then vid chat with them while I play them vids and we get off together. It's hot as hell.

>>694262797
go on....

>>694261665

Were you guy being talked about on the news early this year?

Some Aussie fuckwit went to the cops to report that he was the victim of a crime, being sold flour when he paid for cocaine.

>>694262867
what do you want to know?

Hello forum members, how do I get 3-4 same consecutive numbers at the end of the large number on the top right corner of my post?

>>694261665
>laid down a tag on the front door of a police station
>lifted a cop's taser clean off him and got away before he noticed
>shoplifted at just about every major store in australia
>stolen cars for cash (very easy money through the right people)
>thrown orgies where the oldest person in the room (other than me) was 16
>trained a homeless 18 year old girl to be fuckbuddy/partner in crime/pickpocket
>supplied minors with drugs and alcohol for a party where I stole from a bunch of wasted 9-10th grade highschoolers for shits and giggles

>>694262904
How you win...

>>694258054
i have a serious problem with molesting girls. I go out to bars on the reg and get girls wasted then finger them in alleys and parks. Ive only ever penetrated a few times because im always wary of a quick getaway.

I make Brock Turner seem like a chivalrous gentleman

I always knew I would fail.

>>694262949

You pray to RNGesus

>>694262173
I've got a fucking painful hangnail. Give me a sympathy blowie, anon!

>>694262498

If your name is Scott T, then trust me when I tell you everyone knows it's you. We all laugh at you

>>694262899
I've probably sold flour to that chump to
They eventually all blur together and faces of idiots stop being distinctive

The kid I sold to was about 15 I think and I only remember him because he used to call me "boss"
Like "hey "boss" this shit did nothing but give me a nosebleed"

>>694262981
find them in different places. Discover their interests. Make them curious to see. fantsasise about it a bit with them.

Send some SFW pics of girls but then tell them what other pics you have of the same girls and what they're doing in them... send cropped pics maybe. Make them really curious via roleplay. Eventually they want to see the real thing.

Hot. As. Fuck.

>>694262498
I steal cameras at wedding for a short time and take a picture of my balls and dick before returning the camera to where I found it.

>>694263080
Why wouldn't you just take them home and shag them?

I frequent 4chan
>no one here shares this 'secret'

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>>694258054
>Be 17
>Sneak into forest
>Spot some horses
>sneak up to a brown horse
>start petting it on the ass
>slowly start stroking the horsepuss
>start fingering horse
>horse pushes back
>horse is standing on incline
>wip out hard cock
>fuck horse and cum in wet horsevag
>feel the shame
>run home and shower

felt bad but also good, had to try it, have more if people are interested.

>>694258054
I'm in love with a girl who's the literal opposite of my personality

>>694263359
sure, tell more.

>>694261269

>>69 where are these chans?

>>694263318

I live with my mother

>>694262397
surgery will cost me 80k as my insurance wont cover me and once i do get surgery i will not be able to work, walk long distances or digest food correctly tell me would you refuse if you were going to go into debt and not be able to work after getting the surgery to 'help'you

>>694263318
I live with my mother also i get off mostly on coming on them and then leaving them partly undressed and disheveled in an alley or park. I usually keep their panties too then leave their pants a few meters away or leave their skirt hiked up.

So that when they wake up they know they've been violated and they feel like disgusting whores but they dont know by who.

>>694258054
I went to Chile last year for vacations. I stayed with a friend of my dad and his family. He has 2 daughters, 15 and 17yo. They both sleep upstairs where I was sleeping too, in another toom obviously. We ha to share the bathroom and their dirty laundry bag was there too, I had countless fap sessions with their dirty panties. The 15yo was all flirty and walked around all slutty and looked at me funny, but I was too scared to make a move

>>694262958
>dialled in bomb threats all around melbourne
>abduct people and drop them off ages away from where they were for shits and giggles
>hung out with corey worthington as one of his main hookups for drugs
>during the bondi riots, I claimed several teeth with a pair of pliers and now wear them on a necklace

>>694263625
>my chances of bowl perforation is at around 80% and chances of dying from that are around 50/50 if its caught on time

If a medical specialist advised me of this, and furthermore advised surgery to be necessary for me to live, Yes.
There are ways to generate money from home, or at worst in most first world countries there pensions and carer support for the medically challenged. Who knows, with the surgery and time, you may heal well, and live a productive life, but right now all you have is a death sentience, a death sentience that you could do something about.

>>694263505
Lost to the sands of time my friend

>>694264086
Fair enough.

>>694264086
Like tears in rain.

>>694258054
I butt fucked my best friend's girlfriend.

>>694262383
Hello, Mute. I am Dad

>>694263080
Brock Turner isn't so bad. Who hasn't fingered a blacked out bitch?

>>694263224
No, you all laugh WITH me!

>>694264292
WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME????

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>>694259705
We don't take kindly to your kind here faggot.

>>694262173
Have you tried Kratom?

>>694263318
He can't lift them up to carry them home.

There was this time once I tried to fuck a dog then kill him. His asshole was to tight for my dick and I couldn't kill him. I wanted to, but this bitch refused to die and was yelling so loud I was affraid it could get somebody's attention. In the end I just fapped and cum on its face then I let it go. Never saw it ever since.

>>694263390
Those are the best girls to fall in love with, and usually shit works. It's partly because you're a faggot and would hate being around anyone like you for any meaningful amount of time.

>>694264200
Does he know?

>>694263625
Wtf wouldn't insurance cover a life-saving procedure?

>>694259607
Yes he does fag

I cheated on my girlfriend multiple times and have video of one girl giving me head hidden on my computer

I've never fucked an animal including Negresses, I've never tried, and I've never thought about it either. But watching dogs fuck women, the thought of it really gets me going.

>>694263966
Post pics of your 401k statement (or whatever the fuck aus-cunts call them).

>>694264200
Does she know?

>>694259328
N what's your age?

>>694260191
Calling bullshit on this newfag

>>694265279

Oh number two

Once of the girls I fucked was my best friends ex that he's still in love with, we did this while he slept three feet away

>>694265279
You got head while hiding on your computer. I... am... impressed.

>>694265279
Also, post the pics, faggot.

>>694265624

Yeah hard to believe but I actually was sitting right on top of it the whole time. They never suspected a thing

>>694258886
>>694258737
Nice, new fetish aquired

>>694265389
>Implying I keep stuff like that
>tfw I really should get my life in order

>>694265709
I said post the pics! Come on, it's just you and me in the thread now. Everyone moved on to that trap thread.

>>694265660
Dubs, check'd

>>694265496
You don't have to believe me
I know it happened and that's all that matters to me
Also
>calling others newfag
>good way to out yourself as a newfag
GG

>>694265908

Gimme a second and I'll post a screen

>>694266166
do it

>>694263986
im 21 dude i dont have a pension and i wont be medically cleared to work in any field due to the complications it will cause, medical benefits are the equivalent of £200 a month which doesn't even cover rent let alone anything else i would rather risk that 80% then putting my whole family into risk and potentially fucking their lives as well as mine

>>694266267
He's not going to do it.

>>694265217
due to it being a chronic illness meaning that even after surgery i will still technically have crohns and it will more than likely come back and effect a different part of my bowl

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>>694259607
Virgin detected.

>>694266546
Now this is starting to sound made up.

>>694266659
noice. Now the vid?

>>694266566
>>694266267

had to find a shot that wasnt super revealing and crop it down to hide identities and shit.

About 17, sleeping at my cousins-she falls asleep, I whip out my cock and wrap her hand around it, slowly move it up and down; cum in her palm, leave it for the morning ;)

>>694258054
I post bananas to ylyl

>>694266659
Nice start. Now let's see the whole thing

i've been spy camming my wife. i want to share some pics with a good friend of mine. not sure how to get him to ask to see them though. i think i would like to send some to her ex-bf too. i have his cell phone number but i think even if i blocked out her face that he might check with her about the pictures he had been sent.

>>694266730
Nobody can tell who you are from your shaft, dude.

>>694264961
nope but i do use thc and cbd heavy cannabis, to make oils, butters and i also smoke it using a vaporizer its pretty much the only thing that makes me feel better and reduces pain and allows me to eat with little to moderate pain which is better than being curled up into a ball in stupid ammounts of pain

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>>694266715
>>694266846

nope cant do that pals, i gotta go but heres one more just for funnies doods.

>>694266796
when she found the cum she'd know it was you.

>>694266957

not me you fucking tard

>>694266945
Post the pics and we'll help you come up with some ideas.

>>694266988
There is a vid?! POST IT, FAGGOT!

>>694266705
no lies bro, i do have crohns and cancer and i am 21, i get treated in london at moorfields and st barts hospital for my cancer and get treated locally for my crohns ,im a IT guy and dont really have anything other than that in my life

>>694266977
Oh! You don't want to give up the med meej! Got it!

>>694264862
Because I couldn't hear you say not to.

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>>694266988

>Op as always a faggot

>>694262797
>>694263270

Oh I also show it on omegle sometimes, to girls especially. a lot stay and watch out of curiosity, ask questions, even think its live and ask 'us' to do specific acts for them.