>wake up as a nigger
what do you do?
commit a bunch of crimes and blame white society for making me do it, like all the other nig nogs
find the white women who sleep with blacks exclusively.
gonna get a nut.
call uber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8k0-qk6RuM
>Get shot by cop
>Wake up
>Now black
>Dick is way bigger
>Feelsgoodman
>>694242992
did you see the Harvard study published a couple of days ago that showed you are no more likely to be shot as a black person by a cop than you are as a white person?
it's all a narrative pushed by the media
>>694243040
>Wake up
>Now black
>Dick is way smaller
>>694243288
>Harvard study
>it's all a narrative pushed by the media
>>694242264
fucking dunk the shit out of the first basketball i can find
rape, rob and kill white people.
>>694242264
Fuck white bois and sissies.
>>694242264
join kkk and talk shit about blacklivesmqtter
Kill as many other black people as I can, then see on media that a cop killed a black man, then I'll get upset and ignore the fact that we kill each other a lot more than cops kill us.
Watch white thrash girls flock around me
>>694242264
>>wake up as a nigger
>what do you do?
Go back to sleep, no work today.
>>694244104
Kek
porn
>>694244104
that took me way too long
>>694243040
Nah, your dick is gonna be the same.
>TFW normail sized dick that looks, literally, like a turd
>>694244380
you're just envious whitey
>>694244581
Your dick looks like a turd, nigger
>>694244659
This. Whenever I see a nigglet fucking a girl in the ass it looks like she's shitting him out.
>>694242264
Kill myself.
>>694244833
Yeah, and you can prove that most women donĀ“t like niggers by watching porn. Yeah, you have a lot of hotties getting fucked by nigs, BUT they got paid more for fucking apes AND not all pornstars fuck chimps,
Rob and steal, ask for money for dem programs
Revoke my Klan membership
>>694242264
nigger is as nigger does (or doesnt, depending on the circumstances)
one does not simply wake up as a nigger
Try to convince everyone that black lives matter
>>694242264
Get on /b asap to boast about my cock.
>>694242903
>see this post
> ask myself: where am i ?
>>694242264
go back to sleep
>>694242264
kill myself
>>694242264
This is him with his wife. And he's a multi-millionaire British fashion designer
>>694247775
but you fucks make too much money off of it,
t. prison industry complex
you rely on arresting displaced minorities for govt subsidies more than your own taxpayers
>inb4 everyone calls me a nigger/sjw
>>694248174
>>694248174
dumb niggers gonna dumb nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-mnYLPxwtc
din du nuffin we sum good boyz
>>694242264
Pretty much this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ei4RDI5sIU
immediately begin trying to tell people that race is just a social construct and that white people shouldn't worry about their purity.
Find a fine ass white girl and fill her full of black meat
THATS GROSS! THATS RACIST!
Black peolep are a social animal just like humans!!!
Rob a store at gunpoint.
If i got caught just scream "DIS IS RACIS"
>>694242264
>Apply for graduate school
>Immediate acceptance regardless of my shit gpa and gre score
>Get PhD
>Get hired immediately because of affirmative action
> 6 figure income with 1/2 the effort
Steal a bike then sound ignant as fuck telling everyone that black lives matter isnt being racist
>>694242264
you clever bastard OP...
Niggers aren't people
>>694248607
And just like apes
>>694242264
I'm transgender so being a black chick would still be sexy.
>>694244581
You're just butthurt that your dick looks like a mix of a half melted snickers and a log of shit.
>>694248759
and you'd probably get dem programz for your mental illness
>>694248759
I dont believe you, show me
>>694242264
stole a car
>>694248320
>>694248373
read up on toxic communities if you want a real redpill
t. reservation native
growing up in a sheltered white neighborhood really warps your views on reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS50iBUrQgY
ill just be drunk fulfilling my duty as a casualty of the system, my victim complex be to stronk
i guess the race war narrative is easier to follow for sheeple than the clinton foundation absolutely fucking over the majority of the earth for profit
not like anybody cares tho
Im trans trans gender and my spirit anmal is black "person"
>>694247775
Sounds good take their salaries and put it in education or just cut my taxes
>>694248925
>chimp out
>muh live matters
>get shot by a rookie cop
>>694248925
natives can join us in the race war, Der FĆ¼hrer said so
THE RACISM IS GONE TOO FAR LETS KEEL ALL O DEM WHITE MOFOS WITH MAH ILLEEEGUHL WEPONS BITCH YOYOYOYOY I IS NONE OTHER DEN MAH MAIN MAN LATRICIOUS JACKSONE
Go stand in the highway apparently
Become overtly racist without a care in the world
Start growing out dreads
WATER-?
HIP-?
BIGBLACK-?
WEDIN-?
FRIED-?
BLACKSARE-?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>694249078
he did it so one of his fucking officers could get his dick wet in a sioux bitch
"honorary aryan" is a crock of bullshit
your bitch-ass morality/ideology is nothing more than an illusion to drive the white working-class whites into a animalistic fever, regardless of the complex reality that surrounds them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQHoGwnXpYM
>>694249392
you forgot:
grape-?
"FRIED WATERCHICKEN??" - a. jones
>>694249479
Automaticly be accepted into the nba
"CHICKAAAN DIPPAAAAZZ" - Christopher Hitchens
>>694243937
So... exclusively men ?
"Now, what you hear is not a test - I'm rappin' to the beat, And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet." - Albert Einstein
>>694242264
>Get out of bed
>Get my 50 cal.
>Kill Obama
>Take Obamas Place
>Take his Cash
>Be Rich for the rest of your life
gg
>>694242264
>Get out of bed
>Get my 50 cal.
>Kill Obama
>Take Obamas Place
>Take his Cash
>Be Rich for the rest of your life
>>694248759
tits or gtfo you cocksucker shemale
>>694249000
trips don't lie
"Itz one 'o 'dem zip-a-dee-doo-dah dayz" - George Washington
>>694249479
but isn't animalistic fervor so glorious, it gives me goosebumps just thinking about all of the death and glory
>>694249998
"But that's okay, I still keep in stride,
'Cause all I'm here to do is just wiggle your behind
Singin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
The beat don't stop until the break of dawn.
Singin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on," - Edgar Allen Poe
>>694242264
Go and get a job I'm under-qualified for, publicly march for black supremacy, fuck married white women, all while being applauded by white liberals.
Enjoy black privilege in general
>>694249998
almost checked
this is the most realistic one here, black always bring down the most successful among them
>>694242264
Go to a club. Pick up chicks because of the big dick meme.
>>694250374
yea man, drowning in your own blood in a trench fortification while russian 'subhumans' overrun your position is pretty damn sweet
wouldn't have picked a time in the latter half of the 20th century to be alive
"A Skiddleebebop, we rock, scooby doo,
And guess what, America, we love you" - Thomas Jefferson
>>694244104
fucking kek
>>694242264
>I would try get out of jail
>>694242264
wont happen to me true Aryan bloodline in my family white with blue eyes will always be my color
The cotton isn't going to pick itself
"What can be asserted without evidence, can be refuted without evidence." - Kanye West
>>694242264
Finally loose my virginity
>>694250883
kek If you think you need a black dick for it
"Enlightenment is man's release from his self-incurred tutelage. Tutelage is man's inability to make use of his understanding without direction from another. Self-incurred is this tutelage when its cause lies not in lack of reason but in lack of resolution and courage to use it without direction from another. Sapere aude! 'Have courage to use your own reason!'- that is the motto of enlightenment." - 50 cent
"mbutu mafembe click click totonmbo" - Barack Obama, 1987
>>694251078
enlightenment philosophers also thought that the base morality of humans was communal and not inherently selfish, or that human nature was selfish but could be curbed through societal means; i.e. "fair" capitalism
i guess the corporate plutocrats that run the US didn't get the message
lets all just take a moment to enjoy our collective wage gap
>>694251043
Makes it a lot easier
>>694242264
Sign this petition.
https://wh.gov/iF1Yz
>>694251391
>https://wh.gov/iF1Yz
Black people are lazy.
>>694248373
lol "sheltered white neighborhood"
you mean the multiple times I was homeless or the nigger infested slums I've lived in?
yeah... thats how I can call out niggers for their nigger BULLSHIT
you might have these "sheltered" white bitches running scared and making laws for you lazy bitch ass niggers but you aren't fooling me.
(nigger)
>>694252032
well if we're going completely off anecdotal evidence then:
maybe i am a fat, lazy prairie-nigger living off the spoils of the hard working white man
maybe i work 40hrs just to cover my rent and insurance; all my white worker friends are getting addicted to meth so i have to lock my doors and keep a gun. I've got the dignity of not being on gibmedats; but i'm pretty fucking close to just accepting gibs so my life will be easier
meanwhile affluent white SJW's are further distorting reality so they can feel better about parading some form of 'progress' so they make their marxist academic parents proud that they're making social-media-tier changes in society instead of challenging the harsh globalist neoliberal reality that surrounds them
fucking gentrification
sa*e because im drunk and venting but this thread deserves to die
>>694252956
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^pantsonfire
looky like a foo wt yo paints on da groun
>>694242264
Nig