>>694115548
Yes. She hates it. I enjoy her hating it more than I enjoy doing it.
Is that pic legit?

>>694115548
Bullshit.

Pleasure wise, pussy is dramatically better than ass. But mentally, anal is more satisfying to me. Making her take it knowing she hates it and i'm making her take it anyway is hot.

>>694115670

Confirmed for fake. Nothing online associated with the picture set for the left image.

>>694116093
every god damn time

>>694116093
l

>>694116447
kek

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>>694116093
ahoy

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>>694116093
nooo

>>694115548
yes, gf is small, cock is big, shes learning to like it though

>>694116093
oh no

>>694115548
Yes, did yesterday as it happens. good fun

>>694116953
creepy and neat, saved to use in a D&D setting, thanks anon

>>694115548
Does brother's dick and my asshole count?

>>694117178
older or younger?

>>694116873
danke, puppy

>>694117246
He is older than me.

>>694115548
pic not legit... 1st shows bikini ties at top... 2nd pic shows bikini top tie mid back

>>694117178
>Have you put dick in ass?
>does getting my ass dicked count?
Fail to see your logic m8, but your story does sound fun.

>>694116093
D:

>>694116093
Fk

>>694116093
FUCKING SHIT I KNEW IT

>>694116093
fuck you

Many times, and it's a curious ly mixed bag.
It's taboo and slightly extreme. Turn on.
It's extra-tight and just plain different.
Turn on.
All the rest is... maybe not what you'd expect.
Poop. Pain (her). Resentment. She could tear. If you have an ingrown hair from shaving your Southerlies... YOU could tear. "Tear" as in paper or fabric, not Rollin'-down-a-mis'able-face tears.

It's worth checking out, but it ain't for every day.

>>694117344
It happened when he caught me while I was masturbating to traps. I hated every inch of it because I'm straight.

>pussy > asshole
Yes i have. But why go for a hotdog, when you can have steak?

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yep

>>694116093
not again

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>>694117316
then no....pic related though

>>694116093
Faggot

>>694116093
ffs

>>694116093
gay

>>694117327
you know they tie at both right?

>>694117503
You like to receive some meat, over pussy and ass?

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>>694117489
I bet you loved it you sissy whore

>>694116093
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>694117503
because when i eat hotdogs, they dont get denied the option to eat steak FOREVER, have to marry said conglomeration of meat and torture myself with smaller hotdogs that i must then care for.

I have a few times with my wife. When we were younger, i got it fully in her ass a few times. Lately, though? No. But she does love to have her ass played with. She literally screams when i play with it. She's working on toys now too

>>694116093 fuck you

>>694116093
Aw man

>>694116093
dam

>>694116093
my mother is already dead.

let me throw a hypothetical at you guys, you're balls deep in your lady's butt and you need to pee bad, do you just go?

>>694115548
It's been inside other men

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>>694116093
Replied

>>694116093
this is just gay

>>694118049
You can't pee with your dick hard. I'm assuming youre a woman or a 12 yold virgin for not knowing that

yeah a lot. my ex hated it at first then she started to like it and ask for it.

>>694118049
let me throw a hypothetical at you girls, your guy is balls deep in your butt and you need to take a dump, do you just go?

>>694115647
My bf likes to fuck my ass and I swear he's like this too.

It's gotten to the point he fucks my butt more than my pussy or anything else. And ove tried to tell him I don't like it and I want only my pussy: so he'll start there and then after like few pumps go right in my butt and won't let go till he's finished.

I love him so I do it, but I hate it

>>694118217
lol

>>694118195
I usually can m8, what you on about?

I plugged the last 4 girlfriends, wife included, in the ass. You just have to be patient and persistent. 3 of them, my wife included, loved it and wanted more. The 4th just wanted to shut me up

>>694116093

>>694116093
oh come on

>>694118228
Good girl.
Also show mammaries or leave the premises.

>>694116093
boner

>>694118195
Sorry you're dick is fucked bro. I can pee while hard but it is difficult.

>>694118195
Some people actually can with à lot of Will power

>>694118228
It's just more satisfying. Pussy is for procreation, ass if for raw unhinged sex.

>>694118272

No, you can't. An erection and peeing are mutually exclusive, dude. One day you'll grow up and get an erection of your very own, and you'll see...

>>694118195
You can't orgasm and pee at the same time, you can pee with an erection

>>694118228
You're a woman, so you have to take up on the ass with your mouth shut.

>>694118432
Eat fucking shit m8. My dick can pee when erect, and you can't tell me i can't do it when I clearly am. You want to put it to the test? Fine, on your knees.

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>>694115548
Yes. It was uncomfortable and hurt my dick. Anal is overrated.

>>694116093
Puto

>>694118404
But shouldn't I get a little fun too, I'm on BC he could cum in my pussy

>>694115548
No, but I have my bf stick his pee pee in my butt.

>>694118432
Is it so hard for you people to comprehend that just because you can't it doesn't mean everybody can't?

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>>694118183
You are all either <12 years old or legitimately retarded. You are the cancer that has killed /b/. End yourselves.

>>694118472
I let him do what he wants, but I really can't help yelling and crying when he goes too hard on me

3 different chicks. One out up with it a couple of times but refused after. A older Korean milf loved it. A desperate butter face would do it almost exclusively but I think she did it to keep me coming around

>>694118432
This Guy is way too straight and never explored his sexuality.

>>694118681
>But shouldn't I get a little fun too, I'm on BC he could cum in my pussy
I didn't say you don't deserve fun. I was merely explaining why someone would prefer ass over pussy. But he should at least reciprocate the favor. He gets something he wants, you get something you want.

>>694118681
Birth control isn't 100% no pregnancy. Asshole is as long as none leaks to her pussy.

>>694118737
Better safe than sorry.

>>694118432

Confirmed can piss when erect

>>694116953
replying ive had a long streak of bad luck lately

>>694115548
yeah, she started crying. couldn't even put my tip in all the way.

sucked.

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>>694116093
but why man

Just one time, with a slut I met through an ad, she was 10 years older than me and practically ride my dick for about 3 hours, everything was cool until she shit on my dick and the bed, that was disgusting but after a shower and no sheets I kept fucking her, never saw her again tho.

>>694116093
fu

>>694118432
is not easy but it can be done

>>694116093
arghh

>>694118873
How about this
Donate all of your money to a charity right now or your entire family dies tomorrow.
Still want to be safe?

>>694117692
thx

>>694118997
because, reasons

>>694116093
shiieeet

>>694119106
I can't donate -400 bucks m8

>>694116093
well shit nigga

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>>694115548
My friend with benefits is like , nawww that not my thing

>fml

>>694119152
I was disgusted anon, the smell wouldn't come out of my hands after 3 showers.

>>694116093
kek

>>694115548
Yes a few times with my gf. She didn't like it at the beginning, but she is really enjoying it now. Good for me, right

>>694116093
Noon

>>694116093
>
killurself

>>694116093
I love my mum

Did it with 3 girls.
One of them absolutely loved it, I could just fuck her ass anytime I wanted with no warning.
Should have kept that one.

>>694116093
STOP PLAEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>694119431
This one was marriage material.

>>694116093
my mother can rest easy

>>694119106
Donating is for faggots.

>>694116093
for fucks sake mom

>>694116093
Srry

>>694116093
Fuck YOU

>>694119578
Seconded

>>694116093
nooo mamuu

>>694116093
nigger

2 different women yes

>>694116093
b

>>694116093
Y

>>694116093
Son of a bitch

>>694116093
no

>>694116093
HOW

>>694116093
no

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My gf actually loves anal. I can make her cum hands free by fucking her in the ass most the time. If I'm trying to get her to cum by fucking her in the cunt then I have to jill her off.

>>694120940
Also she sucks my cock after I af her.

>>694116093
Better reply

>>694115763
This, the first part of it

>>694116093
K

>>694116093
Everyone just replies to this shit instead of ignoring it. Including me btw. Fucking faggots everyone.

>>694116093
wizard

Yea, sometimes more than 1.

>>694116093
Nigga please

>>694116093
Hijo de la gran puta

>>694116093
hijo puta

>>694119296
>Yes a few times with my gf. She didn't like it at the beginning, but she is really enjoying it now. Good for me, right

same here

>be married
>tried anal with wife once, no go. she said never
>fast forward
>little/no sex with her
>have an affair
>wife finds out
>part of reconciliation is telling her entire story including the sex parts
>told wife we did anal
>fast forward about 6 months, reconciliation going well
>engaging in foreplay
>wife says "I want you to fuck my ass"
>WTF did that come from?
>lube her up and fuck her ass
>after she describes it as the most erotic thing she's done
>sex has died off to a few times a year now
>most of it is anal
>not surprisingly, so isn't most of the sex I have with my fuck buddy

>>694117327
she looks close enough..

>>694115548
I fucked my wives up the ass all of the time.. I'm sure your dads even fuck your moms up the ass all of the time. It's the height of eroticism.

>>694116093
yours will die if I don't get dubs

>>694122600
>It's the height of eroticism.
Lolno.
The height of eroticism is fucking your wife infront of everyone and making everyone massively uncomfortable with how intense the sexual chemistry between you two is.

You know. Provided you marry someone with which you have sexual chemistry, and didn't marry, say, because you knocked her up 4 months into dating.

>>694115548
Pussy is far superior. Anal feels like a tight ring, whereas a pussy massages the whole cock, and you can rub your head against the bottom. I rate tit fucking above anal based on the pleasure felt. Hell, even a handjob feels better.

>>694122936
but add anal to that too

>>694116093
shit man

>>694116093
k

>>694119260
Let me guess, you wanted to be with her but you are friend with benefit and nothing else. Like, that's not your gf, cuz' she's not interested in you only in your pee pee, Am I right?

I fuck my gfs ass whenever I can, though it's a remote relationship. Sometime today I'm going to have her fuck her ass with something her 14yo daughter owns like a hairbrush. Gonna cum nice and hard. She loves it too.

>>694116093
shit

>>694116093

Fuck u bru

>>694116093
nigg

>>694116093

fuck sake

>>694116093
Oh

>>694116093
fuck u

>>694116093

Yeah, really wasn't feeling it...

>>694117532
moar

>>694116093
ok

>>694116093
DAMNIT !

>>694116093
huso

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If they dont like anal its cause you doing it wrong. Start by massaging her asshole while you fuck her pussy doggy. No finger inside just feel her hole out. Might make her uncomfortable but just tell her it makes you rock hard and she wont care. Keep this up for a few times never mentioning anal sex just play with her asshole and fantasize while you fuck her. This will get her use to be pleasured there and make her comfortable with you around her asshole. Eventually you can make your move by first dicking her down ( might wanna masturbate like 3 times beforehand so you can go really long on this one) making her super fucking wet. Like waterfalls. Now is the time. Most people think doggy is the way to go for anal but that actually goes against the natural curve of her colon and can hurt. Roll her over missionary ( i like her on couch/bed edge me on my knees on the floor but put something under your knees like pillow or blankets or after you cum they will ache terribly) and tell her you just wanna ease your way in there ( if you dicked her down properly then she already came like a fkton and of course she will let you cause you gotta finish too right?? :P ) so lube up in her super juiced up pussy and gently push into her asshole. DO NOT TRY TO FUCK. Your goal is to get your entire dick into her asshole and cause NO discomfort. No easy task but it can be done. Trick is lil in lil out. Never move fast. She has to be super relaxed and comfortable. Take it very very slowly. Hopefully the waterfall of pussy juice down on your dick, the slow relaxing motion of your penetration, and the naughty taboo of being buttfucked ( make sure you say that "Im fucking you in the ass" or even better get her to " what am i doing to you?" "Wheres my cock baby?" ) she will pop off her final orgasm which will blow her mind that she just orgasmed from buttfucking! After that your in like sin ( sodomy that is..) just be carefull never forceful and lube lube lube. Good luck gentlemen...

>>694116093
dying in her sleep is a good way to go...

>>694116093

Can't believe i'm still falling for this.

I give my girl anal because she doesn't want to lose her virginity before marriage. She doesn't like it but she will do anything to please me

>>694116093
feck off

>>694116093
Really nigga?

>>694116093
lel got me

>ex-gf birthday party
>get drunk af
>she's a lot more drunker than me
>later that night
>"go in my asshole"
>me being drunk as shit and overly-excited penetrate fully in without any moderation
>ex-gf yells out stop and regret it immediately
>all sexdrive gone
it doesn't help that I was hard as a motherfucker and I've got a pretty above average dick size.

it was pretty funny though

>>694118432
Bullshit, it takes a lot of effort and isn't terribly satisfying but it can be done

>>694116093
Shit main

>>694116093

Top lel

>>694126666
I tried slowly putting a finger in my gfs ass and she started freaking out, it really does ruin the mood also nice devil quads

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>>694116093
.

>>694116093
Sushi

>>694116953
Reply

>>694116093
fucker.

>>694115548
A few times with an ex, but to quote Jim Jeffries "you can't smell porn"

>>694116093
holy shit

I do it because she like it...it's slow, sensuous and well lube!
A bit messy sometime but it's part of the game.Wash your penis before doing vaginal!
Don't imitate porn!

>>694126003
Sorry, English is not my first language. What does "to dick down smn" mean?

>>694116093
These things still exist?

>>694127119
I'd stick my thumb in her asshole every so often and she'd feel uncomfortable about it and get mad at me when I did it the 3rd time in the same session kek

>>694116093
posting

>>694124107
>getting pussy without the fuss
sounds good to me

>>694118372
Heh

>>694116093
the fuck man

>>694116093
gaybo

>>694116093
Fuck

>>694118432
"I can't crack my knuckles, so that means nobody else can"

>>694116093
Faggot

>>694116953
Well, cheers.

>>694116093
meme

>>694116093
fu

>>694118805
Stop trying to make us all hard you faggot. Obviously some 40 year old hairy man typing this.

>>694128175
not even close bro

>>694116093
fu

>>694116093
no please no

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>>694115548
oh, ooohhh, OHHHH

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>>694116093
Why ima even doin this

>>694116093
U fukin kike

>>694116093
Bitch

>>694116093

NO

>>694116093
fu

>>694115548
I only fuck in missionary for the sole purpose of procreation

>>694116093
NOT THIS FUCKING SHIT AGAIN

FUCK YOU

>>694116093
He's a legend.

>>694116093
xD

>>694116093
fuck u bitch

>>694116093
rekt

>>694116093
fuckkkkk

>>694116093
Jdjjdhdbfnejjdjdjf eat a dicl

>>694116093
(you)

>>694116093
nigger

>>694116093
FUCKING REKT GODDAMNIT

>>694116093

fuck

>>694116093
edgy

>>694116093
the new cancer

>>694116093
K

>>694116093
meme

>>694116093
i hate this shi

>>694118228
>I love him so I do it, but I hate it
Holy fuck no wonder so many men dont respect women when you cant tell your BF to fuck off and stop fucking you in the ass. literally and figuratively.
why I cant stand dating girls they have no self respect, the ones that do are lone wolves and just do one night stands.

>>694116093
43we6ty6t

>>694116093
the cunt is 10 years dead

>>694116093
xvsdbvsdfbsdgbv

>>694118372
> vacate these premises
lrn2Asura

>>694121061
You fucking dirty, lazy little nigger. You seriously could be fucked writing out the extra 7 letters in ass fucked. Fuck you, you not doubt dirty little millennial-miss aimed cumstain. Your father must have driven ice picks through his balls and given you a premature labotomy before lazily shooting you into your mothers worn put leathery old witches cunt. Where the dented sperm thay conceived your usuless form bumped around in the stank darkness to somehow meraculously borrow into the withered old last semi menopausal egg. Only to semi develop into you. You retarded lazy piece of shit. I've never met you and I never will. But i hate you.
I will hate af your downy kid one day cunt

>>694116093
fag

>>694118618
Simply wrong. When the sperm canal opens the urine canal is closed. Maybe you were born disabled

>>694116093
Fake?

>>694116093
fuck

>>694116093
fuck you

>>694116093
ew

>>694116093

>>694130838
>This poster is dindu

>>694116093
cunt

not at all

>>694116093
fuck you

>>694116093
You shit.