my current GF was engaged with her ex

no, but i've been involved with way too many girls who had boyfriends

>>694102121
Jes and i regret it every day of my life since it happened to me.... guess karma solves everything over the time.

>>694102237
How did u manage that ?

happened more than once. it usually was not my goal

>>694102356
Also keep in mind that you might ruin a persons life. Ofc everyone thinks their own happinessnis the most important. But remember what is quick and short fun for you can be the beginning of a huge depression for someone else :/

>>694102121
sho did

>>694102515
I guess but we only live once

I broke a marriage apart for the giggles.

>>694102380
to tell the truth I dont even know I met her when she went out with her friends and we had a friend in common so i sat in their table we started talking, whe ended up dancing and I stole a kiss
she didnt want to give me her numbre i kinda force it and i worked after that i dont even know we just talked for a week convinced her to come one night then she stayed got into a fight with her fiance and she stayed at my place for a fucking week, i would fuck her like 5 times a day one day i fucked her 8 times she loved it and stayed with me

stealing part was easy, but then she was stolen from me. should've seen that comin

i rejecka a girl becurse she had a bf and now im slowly falling for her

>>694102121
>me 24 her 18, bf loser skate punk like 20
>known her like 10 years
>always crushed on me, too young
>finds out she's pregnant
>swoop in pretending I care
>knows I make good $, needs security.
>spend 4 months blowing loads in 10/10
>"first person she's in love with" kek
>starts to show I call it off
>hit it again after baby is born
>best friends little cousin
>saw her at his fam party last month
>she served me & fiancé ice cream.

>>694102803
>>694102380
my advice would be be confident and idk fuck her a lot so she is fucked up state of mind and makes crazy decisions

>>694102803
haha she is a whore and she is gonna do (or done?) the exact same thing to u what she did to her ex

>>694102594
>but we only live once
I spotted the facebook whore

Yeah when I was in high school I started talking to this chick who had a boyfriend already. We really clicked and I just kept at it until she broke up with him to get with me.

Turned out she was a fickle whore, who would have guessed?

Learned my lesson from that early in life thankfully, never made the same mistake again.

I stole a guys wife from him. Shit was cash. Had a nice big booty.

Need advice, Iv been working with this girl for 2 years, for the last month we have been really close, texted till 6 in the morning the last time but she has a boyfriend and I dont know how to proceed.

>>694103001

Fiancé loser skate punk?

>>694103060
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>>694103060
This is why I don't steal gfs, if you stole her, someone can steal her from you too..

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>have gf of 2+ years
>things are getting rocky, no love in the relationship
>she meets some guy at her school
>asks me if i want an open relationship
>lolno
>she insists we need an open relationship, can't understand why i don't want one
>break up with her
>one month later
>meet girl while dancing at an anime convention (lol)
>start texting her, she wants the d
>look up her facebook
>in relationship with: some guy
>fffffuck
>say fuck it and go after her anyway
>first date, kiss her, her bf calls her and she reassures him that everythings alright. fuck her immediately afterwards
>continue fucking her for a while afterwards
>meet her friends
>they are all beta orbiters
>every single one is a guy that has either professed his love for her, is an ex-boyfriend, or just generally orbiting her
>hanging out with them as a group is awkward as fuck
>we leave the group and go fuck some more
>eventually start to feel incredibly guilty and just dirty about the whole situation, start to dislike her for it all, start to dislike myself for going along with it
>she tells her boyfriend about me
>boyfriend messages me on facebook angrily
>i send him a single message back telling him sorry (she only told him that she kissed me, not the whole story)
>continue fucking her for a while anyway
>start asking my own friends what to do about the situation, ask them if i should feel guilty or not
>most of them say i should just keep going with it, pussy is pussy, etc
>i keep fucking her for a bit longer, but start getting detached and not really responding to her texts
>she sends me a text suddenly after i don't respond for a couple days claiming that she can replace me at any time and that i better step it up or she's done with me
>i cut off all contact with her

now it's 2 years later and i haven't touched a girl since, my previous sexual escapades having all been emotionally draining on multiple levels

>>694102935
Faggot.

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Stole my 1st ever girlfriend from a guy I purposely befriended just to get his girl. Only because she was Japanese.
she drove me fucking nuts after being with her for 4 years.... I just kept being a fucking masochist went back for more... till I had to skip town, just to stay away.

Afterwards I stole someone's wife, and I dumped her after it got boring.

Stole someone's gf for the lulz and then I dumped her for the lulz.

Then when I found a girl I really loved.
Was with her for an year.
I wanted to marry her, planned to take her to Andros Island for Honeymoon, all sorts of romantic faggotry.

Then one day she got stolen from me.
Almost commited suicide because of it.
Took 6 months, and shit loads of drugs to get over her.

yea I admit I'm fucking weak.
And I deserve it ^^

>>694102121
Depends what you mean by succeed. My ex was dating a rich guy, then I stole here from him. We dated for a year and a half and then I found out they were still talking. Dumped that bitch, she went back to him, then she killed herself. So, maybe?

>>694102121
Not knowingly, I did, and she was my first love.. she never told me she had a bf, and we hooked up after seeing each other for about 3 months. Were together for a year, but life got in the way.

>>694103537
Sounds like a strong case of faggotitis to me.

current gf of 6 years
i stole her from this other soppy pathetic excuse for a guy

was easy steal, i was better looking, taller and wasnt extremely overly nice and sensitive like he was.

>>694102121
Yep if any girl in a relationship cheats I ruin her shit. Vids of us fucking get sent to her boyfriend/fiancee mother father friends co-workers. I've been cheated on hated it any bitch who cheats gets ruined.
Ive had 3 girls get disowned after a vid of them fucking a nigger (me) was spread to their church. Some repent and learn their lesson others don't and become meth addicts.

Couple of guys wanted to fight me some of them became good friends. Some take them back after they learned their lesson. Others get cheated on again. I sometimes resend those nude pics to coworkers if I find out she cheats again.

Whores will be whores good guys deserve good women I consider myself the batman fighting for male justice while having a great time.

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>>694103537
>now it's 2 years later and i haven't touched a girl since, my previous sexual escapades having all been emotionally draining on multiple levels
I know tha feel...

>>694103949
>implying good guys get laid
Only faggots get cheated on, it just means that that the girl thinks you are a pussy.

Friend of a friend is in a rship, 1 month after having his baby, keep going around to her flat, keep flirting, after a while it moves onto touching under the table whilst her boyfriend sits next to her feeling her other leg kek. go in for the kill and french kiss her whilst boyfriend is in the next room, slip her a finger too. After this day she makes excuses like shes going to see her mum so he minds the baby and we go fuck by a local airport. shit was so cash

I actually ended up getting with my former best friend's girlfriend.

He was treating her like shit after they were together 6 years, and I was getting friend-zoned by this other bitch at the same time. We kinda fell into each other.

She's my wife now. Still feel kinda shitty how it happened, but I dunno. They broke up right before we got together, so I guess it's ok.

Don't talk to him anymore. Been with her 7 years now. Can post more details if anyone cares.

>>694104180
fucking airport???

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>>694102121
you cant steal girls, they are not property, all you can rally do is be a shitty male

>>694104071
If a man loves you but you don't love him let him go and find a woman who will reciprocate. Don't abuse their emotions.

Shit like that pisses me off a person wants the best for you but you can't reciprocate even worse break the trust risk sexual diseases for pleasure? Let them go so you can find mutual happiness. Some women need a hard reminder and I give them that.

No, but my wife stole me from my ex.

>>694104306
yeah bro, theres a shady backroad/ service road that noone uses, dark as fuck and no traffic nearby, go fucking location

Didn't steal per say but I essentially cucked a friend of mine who is in love with this girl and has been for 5 years who now the girl is currently my gf. Nice tits, decent ass, delicious tasting vagina, great sex moans. Poor guy but fuck that guy

>>694103375
this is true. we realy people to serve burgers and pump gas

>spread the word: BLM

>>694103852

does it not pain you to know that his pathetic little penis came inside her on numerous occasions?

>1st girl I thought I was in a relationship with
>turns out she had a boyfriend and was just seeing me on the side
>after i stop seeing her, she tells everyone i was a creepy stalker
>find out a year later, drunk in a bar, and shout out at the top of my voice what actually happened before the bouncers kicked me out

>meet some hot girl while travelling
>she's flirting with me mad
>feeling cocky but also unsure since i don't really know how to deal with a situation like this
>get wasted with her, figure everything'll sort itself out
>we end up making out
>right as she says we should go 'somewhere more private' she then follows it with telling me she's got a boyfriend
>shit
>too drunk to care

I've gotten with more girls in relationship than I would think was normal, mostly on accident. Just seems like a life lesson in not trusting bitches
I've got a girlfriend now ironically who I've passed the chance to cheat on cause she's so naive that I actually believe she wouldn't herself. We'll see

>>694102121
I fucked someones gf once. I friendzoned her even. I'm definatley not a womanizer, but I had a good year back when I was 19 or 20. I'll greentext the story.

>Be me, ca. 20, 5 years ago.
>Had this female friend, let's call her anonette
>So we had this thing going where we would talk about all kinds of shit, we were friends, I really cared for her, I liked her, but only in a friendly way
>She was a, let's say, free spirit, a 5-6/10, good tits, but a little on the chubby side and unconventional, also promiscious
>I had an on/off gf back than, that I really loved even though I treated her like shit on that point in our relationship, and she ended up cucking me (I think at least)
>So one day anonette told me she actually liked me more than just as a friend (she was in a relationship back than), and after a long conversation I told her I loved my gf, and didn't see her that way.
>We didn't talk as much after that, but I didn't mind, I had other shit going on in my life I had to cope with.
>Anonette got pretty serious with her boyfriend. But it was a poisonous relationship. The open kind, where she's fuck around and he'd be jealous. This trait of her was one of the reasons I never saw her in a romantic way, would have broken her jaw, but I digress.
>My relationship was in a shitty condition too, at that point not because of my then gf being a bitch, but because of me being an asshole. We broke up for the second or third time or so.
>So, one evening I meet up with anonette

Cont. soon

>>694102789
Karma is onto you.

>>694103537
>>694103956
>now it's 2 years later and i haven't touched a girl since, my previous sexual escapades having all been emotionally draining on multiple levels

Me three.

The girl I'm currently seeing literally split up with her ex hours before we got together

>>694102803
>>694103515

I've had it happen... You steal them, they're whores and you're asking for trouble.

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>me 22
>knew this girl for about 3 years or so
>fucked on the side, connected well
>have shitty gf who I moved in with and she became insane
>douchey nerd friend starts dating girl I knew
>makes snide comments about it, think's he is king shit
>start snapping his girl, end up talking
>she dumps his ass, I dump my shitty gf
>plow her on the daily and he ended up with a ham
Still kek about it every now and again

>>694103537
Dude, your friends are assholes. They clearly couldn't see that you were miserable. The "Pussy is pussy" thing, is such a lame reason. I feel for you anon.

>>694102121

Yep. Some douchebag PUA guy I know had a really hot Japanese gf who he met in Roppongi.

One day I was out with a group of people I knew, and he showed up with this girl, one of many girls who mistakenly believed herself to be his gf. When he went off to flirt with somebody else, she asked me if he had other girls. I told her the truth.

She got into a fight with him and left. A week later, I was banging her in a love hotel and finishing inside her.

I blocked her the next day, never saw her again.

>>694103188
Same here.

>>694102789
I did that too...
and Karma made the only girl I really loved in my life get snatched from me. Now I stay away from women, unless it's strictly business. Sounds very beta and fag, I know.
But I hope Karma is kinder to you, That feeling is worst.

I did, and also sort of befriended the ex after. I guess it was more awkward for him though, cos I'm alpha as fuck and he is omega

>>694104345
Your superhero name should be cuck-man

>>694102121
Yeah, I hung out with a loser back in high school and some dude was giving him shit, it took a while but I stole his tormentor's gf and we ran a train on her

>>694104595
>I actually met her boyfriend sometime before along with her in a tram. I was out doing speed with a friend (used to do shit like that back then) and we just stumbled accross their way.
>talked to them both for a bit, didn't notice anything strange. Later anonette would tell me they had a fight because he had a feeling she was eyeing me too much.
>Anyway, so anonette and I met up one day in the winter after I broke up with on/off gf.
>I swear to god I hadn't planned anything, and I didn't want to fuck her, she's just not my type.
>We got drunk together, and she wanted to crash at my place, I was ok with that.
>Her bf called, and she drunkenly assured him that we're just friends, I did too, drunkenly.
>After a few hours of binge drinking, we started to kinda cuddle, and things took a turn in anothe rdirection.
>I really said I didn't really want to in the beginning, but it kinda heated up, I was drunk, and before I knew it I was balls deep in her asshole.
>We had pretty decent sex, she was into anal very much, loved me licking her ass.
>Next morning regret

Aftermath in the next post

Yes. Fucked her in his bed. Came on his walls. Dumped the whore.

>>694102121
yes, and it wasn't worth it.

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>>694102121
Yes I have a few times. Currently in the middle of doing it now to some stupid faggot.

>>694104595
Do tell

Yup, totally cucked the hell out of a guy, he was crying by the end of it despite him cheating on her

>>694103420
Get in touch with the boyfriend. Tell him you and his girl have been chatting it up for a good while and you just discovered she was in a relationship and felt you needed to inform him that she feels like it's okay to chat dudes up behind his back.

Guaranteed they will fall apart soon after that and then she is all yours for the rebound

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>>694102121
didnt steal her but i had her suck my dick a few times. It was a friends girl so i felt kinda bad about stealing her away so i just stopped talking to her.
No pic of her so heres a picture of best emma

Yes.

It's a bad idea.

You already know she isn't faithful. Of course you could say you didn't steal her and their relationship was going sour, but that is not what this thread is about.

Best case scenario she will have unresolved feelings or you will have some asshole after you. Most likely scenario is that you are only the next asshole to be cheated on.

>>694103949
> I consider myself the batman

you're shaft my nigger.

>>694104679

And the nigger they fooled

Yes fucked his gf in his room. Came inside his passport on his car keys and pissed im his kitchen sink. He fucked with my gf a couple of years b4

I might be, an old coworker keeps sending me nudes of her and is saying we're gonna fuck cause her dude is fat and bad as sex

In a relationship now with a kid and I'm slowly but surely stealing this Dominican dudes girl but she's my best friend and my grill would smash too so it's my master plan. You guys are unambitious

>>694102121
Yes I did it

>>694105102
I'll stop greentexting here. Well, our friendship kind of wore off. I got back together with on/off gf, she and her bf were together for sometime after that shit too. After we both were single again we fucked once more, and thant lost contact for a few months or years. She has a kid now, and has her Life back on track, as do I. She's a nice girl actually, just has a problem with sexual relationships somehow, can't stand with one man, she and the father of her daughter are in a relationship, but in an open one. I lost my on/off gf about 3 years ago for good, Don't even know what she is doing, hadn't had contact for more than two years.

Well, that's the story how I cucked a poor motherfucker after assuring him on the telephone I wouldn't. I'm not proud of it, and sometimes I think my ongoing sexlesness for about 2 years now is the punishment for how I used to treat anonette, my on/off gf, and some other minor bitches I fucked a a fucking teenager. Welp.

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Did not steal, but have borrowed a few times

>Pic related

>had 1 relationship
>bitch left me for my brother
>now I just go to parties and one night stand chicks
>I think I'm happy?

>>694102121
Neber heard the expression "If she cheated WITH you, she'll cheat ON you."?

It's true, don't give a fuck what anyone says. Only fuck girls that are in a relationship if you're ok with them doing that when you're the dumb fuck indoors waiting for her bashed-in cunt to stroll home.

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>>694105324
Revenge is Ridiculously sweet.

>>694105532
>bashed in cunt
Fucking kek

Yeah, but she told me that she already lost
interest in him and was going to do it anyway.

>>694102121
Yes op. I was once a homewrecker. Girl wanted to leave her boyfriend, who she lived with, for me. I just wanted sex. Girl got psycho, i ended the contact. Don't want a relationship with a cheating bitch and had what i wanted anyway. Also worth mentioning: her bf had cancer. Oh well.

>>694102121
I once did, but I wasn't aware of this afterward. I asked a girl out that I thought liked me, but she turned me down because she already was seeing someone. Two days later she finds me and says she broke up with him "so we can go out".

Wasn't sure how to feel about that, but I wasn't gonna let my chance at sex slide. I was 16 at the time, so sex was a big deal of course.

In the end she was a rebellious pastor's (i think, i never know the titles of church people) daughter, whose parents banned me from the house after finding a condom in her trash.

Lol.

Yeah. Actually have this husband that brings over his wife fairly regularly for me to fuck. Not stealing I know. She's clearly in love with me. The way she looks at me, like a nervous school girl. 22 and taking this 8/10 cute waitress while I was engaged.

I prefer to take "taken" girls. The challenge is more fun and hearing how much superior I am to their bf's is more rewarding.

If you don't want your gf to cheat you have to train her to need you, even train them to only respond to you. It's what I do. My gf tried cheating. She had to kick him out. I whipped her with my belt when she told me and she said she deserved more. She only did it because she went through my phone and saw all the people I was hooking up with. She apologized for invading my privacy and not respecting that I would be with other girls. She broke down in tears another time saying she wanted to leave me over it but she couldn't live without me.

Regularly. I just walk up to girls in the club and slap their ass, then while their boyfriend is asking /b/ what they should do, I take her out back and fuck her with my big black bone.

>>694105894
Kek'd a little on the inside.

Yup. Knew this guy for 4 years, introduces me to his girlfriend. Kinda emo-ey, big tits, tight ass, didn't give her a second glance. Over time notice she stares at me a lot, shrug it off. Later on he gets suspicious and a week or two after we hook up. Still friends with him

>>694102121
Yeah but it was easy. Her bf was abusive so a little sweet talk and not being scared of the bf that scrawny ass honky.

>>694105763
This is cancerous advice. Have fun being an edgy kid

The way to stop your girl cheating is to give them no incentive to. Make sure they're with you because they like you as opposed to you buying them things or intimidating them

Yes, my gf had a boyfriend when I met her, poor guy, she sucks so damn well!!

>>694102121
have banged 3 peoples gfs and was seeing one for a while. Also have been in that deep dark wanting to steal your best friends girlfriends place (didn't work out, whole scenario is pretty regrettable)

>>694102121
Back in the early noughties I had a thing going with an army wife. Eventually she got a divorce and we had a proper relationship for a few months.

>>694106165
>trying to steal your best friend's gf
you sound like a cunt

>>694103375
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-black-lives-matter-terrorist-organization

I did. There was this huge fucking scrub that had a really cool friend of mine as his girlfriend, and I really liked her. One day she invited me to go with the girl I was talking to at that time, while we were enjoying ourselves that dumbass took pictures and flexed like shit and said things like "damn it feels good when you look good, ain't that right babe?" (he lifts 24/7)
"y..yeah, i guess"
One day she came beat up at my home.
He fucking kicked her in the face
I went to the dude's house with her
Asked wtf he did
He took her by the hand and dragged her towards the house
Nofuckingway.jpg
Kick his legs, falls down
Stomp the fuckers head like 12 times
Off to sleep time
Take girl home
Take care of her
Go partying
She never felt that good before
Engaged to her as I speak.
I sometimes get called a faggot on the streets when he sees me, yet he never dared to touch me.
This is why I say that lifting ain't shit without a brain.

>>694106155
It's only a matter of time before she sucks off another dude so damn well. Enjoy being cheated on, poor anon

>>694102121
Yeah man
> Be in highschool
> one of my friends is a fat fuck with a 7/10 gf
> He treats her like shit always acts like he is better then everyone else
> Me and her start talking get super close
> We fuck after about two weeks of serious talking
> She leaves him and we get together
> two months later I ended up leaving her for a slightly hotter girl

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>>694102121

Yep

>girl in unhappy marriage. No kids, just a dog.
>meet girl, become friends
>Join dance group, become dance partners
>While away at a competition, we get hammered and fuck
>Shit was cash
>This became regular
>she separates from husband
>That was six years ago
>We're now happily married with a kid

All in all a happy ending so far.

Well actually my gf was about to get married to another dude. We just kissed and she dumped him shortly after. We are in love at the moment, he was definitely not for her but I'm a bit afraid of karma being a bitch.

>>694106317
and you just sound like you haven't been there. yawn.

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>me 19, girl 23
>go out with some mutual friends
>ask if she wants to catch a movie later
>go to movie
>few days later tell her to come to my house to chill
>she makes out with me
>was about to suck dick but i stopped it
>2 days after that in car with her she says she has bf

what do?

>>694102121

yup. she was addicted to drugs, i had alot more drugs and money.

her ex proceeded to call at least twice a week threatening suicide.

sort of but it was more her doing than mine and it caused a huge amount of drama, probably increased in intensity and scale because her ex was also a girl. but we're still together and happy after 18 months so it was worth it

>>694107322
has she shown any signs of cheating?

>>694107379
no
and she didnt cheat on her ex, she broke it off before we did anything

>>694102789
Probably you did the guy a favour

>>694107510
how do you know she wont do the same to you?

>>694103653
Serves you right you piece of shit. Hope she's currently getting fucking DESTROYED by Chad Thundercock, while you wonder if she still thinks of you (lolno). kys, my man.

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>>694102121
Steal? No. I don't want them.
Borrow? Oh, yes. I love making girls cheat on their stupid guys.

>>694107562
I dont understand your reasoning. If you were going to worry about that you would only get involved with someone who had never ended a relationship before. Do you expect people to stay in relationships where theyre really unhappy?

Pretty much every one that's had a girlfriend.

Girls are always in a relationship, because there about 10 guys a day hitting on her. They'll stay with a guy until they fall in love with the other guy then leave with him. Little does he know that the same thing will happen to him in 3 years because love never lasts that long.

>>694104819
yeah pussy is pussy until it fucks you up

>>694107729
see if you can work out the problem with the numbers there
>Girls are always in a relationship
with who?

>>694104283
Sure

I've been flirting and going to shows with my best friends ex for like a month. I don't know if it's considered stealing at this point though. Lol

>>694107711
thanks

>>694102803
Sounds like a bullshit story.
>one day i fucked her 8 times she loved it and stayed with me
Like 8 is the magic fucking number to make someone fall in love. All the other times at 5 times a day, just wasn't enough to win her love, but then you upped your game to 8 fuck sessions (Blood for the Blood God. Skulls for the Skull Throne) and that made her fall in love.
Shenanigans, I say.

>>694106757
who got custody of the dog?

>>694107729
>>694107889
pretty much accurate.

girl will always have "that guy". even if it's only flirting, they will always be jumping between the guys.

no dry periods, u get me?

>>694107999
um
yw

>>694102121
Yes. Destroyed two relationships and prevented one from forming. Nothing glamorous about and nothing wrong with it, that's how dating works.

>>694108092
you know there are equal numbers of males and females right? for every single guy there is a single girl

>>694102121
I didn't steal the girl, but I fucked a girl a couple of times while she was in a relationship. Shit was serious, too. They had a joint bank account and they lived together. He was away for the summer and she ended up breaking up with him

>>694108245
yeah and there's like 50% of the males that are omega orbiters so they don't count in the equation.

>>694102121

My now ex-fiancee (bit we'll get to that)

We worked at a bar togethe,, got to know each other, and she started dropping comments after a while about how her boyfriend was a total dirtbag. After about a month of mutual flirting, I just decided that I was gonna man up. I told her one night to call me when she was single. About three weeks went by, then one afternoon when I was off work, my phone rang.

"Anon, did you really mean what you said? "

Jump forward two days and one "official" date and she was staying my place almost every night after that.

We were together for almost seven years. Engagement ring and all.

Like, wedding dress, planning, everything.

Then she left me for someone she worked with.

Moral of the story: if you can steal her from someone, someone can probably steal her from you.

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>>694108370
yep, its not about you, the other guy, or the guy before you, its about the ratchet

just become homo and forget the pain

>>694108365
ah, so theres a large surplus of single girls. good news.

>>694103537
How she look?

>>694108517
but you just forgot about chad thundercock and his alpha friends, who got 10 girls each.

>>694108056
I have never laughed so hard at a comment. Well said, I agree with you 100%.

>>694108753
oh youre not counting mandy megaslut and her 10 guys? got it

>>694104338
She is yummy.

>>694108496

But i don't like things in my butt.

And two years later, I'm starting to lose track again

Life is kinda good

>>694108918
that pic is highly shewpt, the original is utterly repulsive

>>694102121
yeah long story short
>be 21
>4 years ago best friend has gf and he moves states for a little while
>his gf really enjoys my company and who i am
>fast forward
>fucked her
>she dumped him when he came back
>friend found out
>almost killed himself
>no longer my close friend
>she cucks me the whole time we date
>everyones emotionally distraught
> no one wins

i have another but it's more just a friendship and fuck instead of it getting complicated with a close friend

>meet girl on social media
> talk for months on a near daily basis
>admits she has a gf
>"fuck"
>soon admits her sex life isnt being satisfied and misses cock
>fast forward
> meet her near her house
> i text her "i'm here"
> she replies "ok i need to sneak out of bed so ill be a bit so i don't wake up my gf"
> "all g"
> finds my car
> hops in
> fuck viciously in my tiny car but don't finish
> she says "i was only meant to be here for 10 minutes i have to go back im worried she will wake up"
> its been 25 minutes since she got in the car but i don't cum and she leaves
>gf is always on her case and cock blocking me and her hard

i dunno why she doesn't just leave but i don't expect you people to believe that second story simply because i fucked a girl who has a gf and still to this day we want to fuck each others brains out but her gf is restricting. Oh well

>>694102121
A wife. Shit was cash

Personally I never tried to steal someones girlfriend because I would hate if it happened to me.

My best friend tried hitting on my fiance a ton and she told me. Needless to say we are not friends anymore.

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>>694108918
>>694104338

This is the story of how I stole my ex-wife's lesbian girlfriend, a month after our divorce.

>me trying to skype with 2yo son
>cunt exwife always has some excuse
>start talking to her gf who lets me skype him
>she's pretty cool, nice tits, nice ass
>start making moves on her, she likes them
>start sending nudes and making plans
>a few days later we tell the cunt exwife
>she goes crazy tries to kill herself
>dontgiveafuck.jpg
>in the end, the gf was just as crazy, so I left her ass too

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I dated a girl who was engaged for about 4 or 5 months. Her fiance left for school and then proceeded to go batshit insane, he converted her to christianity and told her if she ever left him she was going to hell for ruining gods plan. I like to think I saved her with my penis. I used to have a picture of her ass up with an engagement ring showing.

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>>694109927
zmao google

>>694102121
I fucked a girl who leaned on the far-right spectrum and had a nazi boyfriend. She left him because of me and stopped being a retarted /pol/tard.

>>694103001
A fiance is a dude. Fiancee is a girl. You gay dog

>>694103949
None of this is true.

>>694110822
lol, that is retardedly arbitrarily wrong

>>694104283
Post nudes

>>694102356
Same here mate, karma fucked me up good.

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>>694111074
No it's not you fucking dumb ameritard.
It comes from the french. When the subject is male it takes an "é" and when it is female "ée", therefore the americanisation gives "fiance" and "fiancee"
Now kys.

>>694108753
>>694108878
It's funny, not even memeing but the 2 'most jockish' guys in my year in highschool (bongland here) were both knowingly fucking the same girl (who wasn't even particularly hot in my opinion but whatever)
shit was bants

>>694103537
>meet girl while dancing at an anime convention
Here's your first mistake

>>694102121
Yes, i have done it but regretted it later. If you can cheat with some ones girlfriend and have her become yours, odds are she'll do the same to you with some one else

>>694105441
She fly expressjet for United?

I stole one girl once, and have gotten a bunch others to cheat on their bfs with me. One girl is moving in with her bf now but she still wants to be my slam piece

>>694111111
/B in a nut shell

>>694111442
Exactly. Sex was fucking amazing, but those types of people just want to jump around and around. It's not a safe bet.

>>694111111
get ruined

>>694105763
This is fake

>>694111074
Oh, shit Nigga! You got served by that grammer nazi!

Would you be interested in how I stole my friends girl over $15?

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>>694103537
>most of them say i should just keep going with it, pussy is pussy, etc
your friends are retards, if you are having to go to them for advice about it's clear it's fucking you up in the head, I would've told you to cut your losses and get the fuck out of there

>>694102121
Yes actually, I stole my previous gf from a Marine, and I'm completely okay with that.

>>694106757
What up Randy?

>>694112000
I'm a Marine and I'm banging some Air Force guy's gf lol

>>694111111
I wasted sextuplets on that.

>>694112111
Best part is I only knew the chick for four months, She knew the marine for like two years, and in four goddamn months i went from not knowing her to fucking her lol

>>694102515
cuck mentality

>>694106757
I fucked MacKenzie btw. It was before you got married though

>>694111968
That may be the most inspiring thing I've seen in my life.

>>694112315
and it's not like I'm some alpha beefcake, I'm a fat, soon-to-be nuclear engineer, and this bitch was a straight 9/10 luckiest I've ever been

Yup, married, own house 2 kids and a dog now together with her

I did. Around 4 times. And I still do.

I'm a literal Chad in real life. I regret nothing.

It happens in the worst parts of relationships.
When they are having fights on everyday basis
and they don't fuck anymore.When the dude said
some things that he shouldn't. When she's feeling
like crap.

That's when me, a 8.3inch blessed friend comes into the play.

I give valuable advice. I listen, I talk paced and softly. I'm smooth. I choose nice words, I use the best tones. Some wine, a week grinding her mind, I let her feel comfortable, I cook for her, I bring some wine. I show her I'm the man. Not some boy wanting a mama. I'm the man that is the exactly the opposite of that flaccid chicken of her boyfriend. She feels it in her skin.

Gosh, it always work. While the dude is busy trying to distract himself with some boyish stuff like games or soccer or whatever, not even caring where his gf is going in those days, I'm fucking her doggystyle or having her sucking me dry in the sofa.

Being Chad is amazing. I'm not some bull, bought by some cucky beta. I'm the real bull, the one that fuck your gf on your back and she makes you feel my taste when you kiss her goodnight.

Watching the girl's facebook, those pics with her Bambi bf, while the images of pounding her pussy like a savage beast passes in my head, is very amusing, pleasuring, fucking amazing.

>>694107899
Friend with this dude for around 8 years. He started talking to some faggot scene girl around year 6 with my now wife. I dunno. We were super bros to be honest. Finish each others jokes and shit. But college changed him. Anyway, while dating his long time gf (my wife) he would text this girl like 2000 time a month, not even kidding. She got tired of it, obv, and started talking to me about it. Of course it became more than talking after a while.

I was trying my ass off to get with this one girl at the time. Got friend-zoned hard. Had a chance to fuck her a few times, but wanted more than that. Wanted to fuck her dad. Ended up getting with a 38 year old fuck when she was 20. Haven't spoken to in years.

Anyway, we end up talking about how shit our lives are, she breaks up with him officially, comes back to town and we fuck in my SUV outside of a Ryan's lol.

Do this for a while. Mostly just fuck and hang out. Tell my friend because I feel bad. Just cries with me on the phone saying friendship over, but flips total shit with her. Calls her a bitch whore etc.

End up loving her, try to keep in contact with friend, we just stopped talking, then he deleted me from friends list one day. So fuck it I guess.

He finished 4 year college in psych, no grad school, works at a Subway still, 5 years after grad. I guess I win. I dunno. Still wish things would have been different, but I'm happy with my wife.

End of bullshit. I can tell sexy stories lol, more fun.

Also, no nudes. Sorry.

>>694111111
DAMN NOGGGAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>694102121
never stole but borrowed many times. even got on pregnant and had her bf pay for the abortion.

yes like 4 years ago, i was with her in the same class in highschool, first normal talks in school, some meet ups, then skype calls all night long, and on winter holidays i was fucking her in my room before she broke up with her bf.

will i do this again? no way. she did the same thing to me after 2 years of dating, with much older guy, uglier and more stupid than me. He is not rich aswell.

benefits? all our friends hold my side and they see her as a whore

>>694102803
cool story bro

>>694112823
i cant wait until you realize nobody loves you at the ripe age of 40 and kill yourself

>>694104694
>>>694103537
>>>694103956

Me four, that sucks lol

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I stole my current gf from some guy she had a long distance relationship with.
I live in the southern part of the country where she moved to study at my uni, her bf lived about 5 hrs away, they rarely had time to see each other. Was told they spoke on the phone every night.

She lived in the same house as me, used to come over to watch movies since she didn't have many friends. Started falling asleep on my couch, adorable af. A few months into it start groping her in her sleep, she later told me she was awake and enjoying it
BF visits her a few times, seems like a really cool guy, polite, well spoken, okay job etc. She doesn't come over for a few nights after he goes back home, when she finally does we watch about half a movie before she starts sucking on my fingers, we make out, we have the greatest sex ever.


She tried to kill herself a few times, fell asleep crying every night for about a month. She's calmed down now but this was a year ago, now she just seems distant.
Cries quietly every now and then for no apparent reason, tries not to show it.

what do

>>694114191
Faggot

I do it all the time. I go into gamestop and slap some guy's girl's ass and then ask them what they're going to do about it.

yes, unintentionally from a very close friend... karma fucked me up and I regret doing it

>>694107729
AWALT

/thread

>>694102806
this RIGHT HERE

THIS

should have seen that shit coming eons away, but no. Sideswiped the shit out of me. Taught me a lesson though.

>>694108245
and guys hit on girls 20x more than girls hit on guys. Girls have options and dicks to hop around on anywhere they look, guys have to hunt that pussy and work for it

>>694105186
Story?

>>694114809
It's called the cock carousel and almost every last one of them, from skankiest to sweetest, are enjoying the ride

You spend the rest of your relationship wondering if and when she will do the same thing to you.

She spends the rest of it wondering when you'll do the same thing with another girl.

You never get back that raw emotion of taking them.

>>694000000

>>694103537
your friends suck btw

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Stole my girlfriend from my best friend, then kicked him out on the street. They had been together for 3 years.

Multiple times. Married women are my favorite. I truly outkick my coverage on married women. I seem to attract moderately pretty single women, but I can snag the most badass, blonde gorgeous married girls. Broken up two marriages. No regrets. Sort of fell in love with them both, but it would have been a terrible idea to stay with either long term. Shit, they both cheated on their husband!

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>>694111111
HOW HAS NOBODY CHECKED DIS

CHECK EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMM

>>694115577
why? she is ugly as fuck

Its pretty fucking easy.. I've stolen probably a good 5 to 7 women... Id never date them though because they've already shown me that they are incapable of being loyal.

>>694102237
Found the dummy

>>694113973
HaHAha are u mad?

I'm fit. I'll still be fucking wives and gfs by that age.

And being a Chad, I know how to chose a woman better than you, butthurt beta. It means that in a blink of an eye, I can find a good woman to be my partner.

>>694115930
>>694111111

Holly mother of all the heavenly GODS!

>>694103375
you mean monkeys matter? that's why they are really upset because in Cincinnati Zoo that killed one of theirs

>>694114366
Looool

>>694104338
haha women are most definitely property retard. they don't want to hear that but we all know it.

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>>694117200
i forgot i had this hook in the water
spose a retarded fish is better than no fish at all

>>694102121
yes but not intentionally, I only found out months later that she was with her ex when we started going out, fucking whores

>>694104338
>they are not property
Of course they are! Why else did I have to give my father in law 12 goats for my wife?

>>694103022
Under rated post

>>694107211
Well, what's she like? also, is she the serious relationship kind of person or a whore?

>>694105435
Sounds a lot like my story. A LOT

>>694111111
>111111
post nudes he says!

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>17
>just got my license
>brother is fat ass
>annoying little feminist theatre club faggot
>he'd been trying to go out with this butter face for a solid month
>anyone with half a brain could realize she's totally not attracted to him
>butter's starting coming over every day since our house is closer
>one day while I was training in our back yard I felt a pair of eyes on me
>look and see butters looking at me whIle I was doing some pull ups
>she akwardly made conversation while she was eyeing my body
>see my brother in the background, his face twisted with anger
>the second she left he came to my room and told me that from now on i should stay in my room when butters is over
>after calmly telling him to fuck off Im not gonna hide just because butters eye fucks me every time she sees me
>he explodes calling me every name he can think of, crocodile tears, the whole 9 yards
>get mad so the next day when butters came over I wore the nicest button up shirt and best jeans I had
>you guys mind if I join you
>they were both in the middle of some anime faggot shit but that's not important
>butters jumped at the opportunity
>spend the entire time she's here flirting and teasing her
>my brother was fucking fuming
>kept trying to talk shit to me but in a low key way
>right before she left I walked her out and got her number
>I had a hearty kek seeing his face when I showed her number to him
>I spent the next few days gradually getting close to butters
>throughout the transition she slowly began to separate herself from my brother
>started to come to my room to hang rather than his
>ate lunch with me, ignored his texts but immediately respond to mine
>finally after a month I convinced her to ditch last period with me to have some fun in my room
>made sure to leave the door wide open since my brother had to pass my room to get to his
>mfw he came home I had her laying on top of me
>mfw I grinned at him while i grabbed her ass
>mfw I Sent him pics of us fuckin

>Met this girl by a friend
>She has a loser bf and ugly as fuck
>Start talking to her and she always complain about bf
>Eventually we get togheter and she dumps the beta fuck
>Fucks her for about 2 years
>She starts to get annoying and influencing other friends to think I'm an ass
>We travel, met a new girl, dump the annoying gf and start dating this new chick
>She kept talking shit to friends
>Not friends anymore

Definitely not worth it if you ask me.

>>694102237
Matt?

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>>694102121
yes i did, but their relationship were bad from the beginning and i had no idea how, we texted ALOT and then she left her boyfriend for me
pic related, it's her

>>694109927
don't care, would still nail her..
make her cry MOOOO!!!

>>694118303
Never fuck with your brothers girl. It's funny if it isn't family or friends. You're just a dick who stole your brothers ugly gf and made him cry for no reason. Fuck off and go find more ugly chicks to fuck you /b/tard

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>meet grill in middle school
>obviously into each other
>find out she has an online ex that she still talks to here n there
>go for it anyway
>we date for over a year, shit was cash
>break up out of nowhere, probably cause of that fag across the country
>okay I guess
>spend the next 5 years trying to find a grill as awesome while constantly seeing best grill around
>each attempt is a failure
>that fag moves here and dates her
for 6 fucking years
>5 years go by
>laying in bed one night, decide to text best grill
>we hit it off so easily while she's dating that fag
>text for days on end, reconnecting
>finally meet up, so weird after all these years
>we both confess all these pent up emotions
>nearly fuck that same day we first met up
>text constantly even though he lives with her and her mom
>I was disguised as a female friend contact
>she'd come over multiple days a week and we'd fuck and spend time together
>he finds out, mfw
>they break up and he moves back across the country
>been dating her for over a year, both happy as ever

Online shit doesn't count, she was mine first. I was her first too, shit's cash

>>694113049
>Wanted to fuck her dad.

typo? or Freudian slip?

>>694118985
Are you >>694119797 me?

>>694102121
More than once, and cucked 2>>694102121

>>694119922
Meant SHE wanted to

>>694102121
I did.

Word of advice. She WILL cheat on you. She's done it before and she will continue. Fuckin whores

Yup , she is now my wife.
And mother of my two children.
All thanks to alcohol.

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Actually ye. She was with this fat nasty curly headed little fuck. As soon as she realized how bad she had it she dumped his ass and started staying at my place.

>>694102121
yes, the secret
> ductape
> never drive a red vehicle
> if she is couscous, make her unconscious.
should get away with it for a bit.

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>>694111111

>>694108056
>>694108761
Possible he mean that one time he even fucked her 8 times and she loved all the fucking they did and stayed. Not that he stayed because of the 8 times on a day. Come on people.

Actually all my gf were stolen... Am I scum /b/?

>>694102121
Whores that leave another man for someone else are destined to leave you too at some point.

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haha oh yea plenty of times. I mostly gave them back in the morning though :)

>be 26
>younger girl (later found out she's 19) falls over in front of me in a nightclub
>"too much alcohol for you young lady"
>help her up, and she just says "there's a guy who thinks he's my bf but he's not"
>"I'll save you"
>take her by the hand and walk into a cubicle in the men's toilet
>for for 3-4 hours
>club closing
>knock on the cubicle door
>"finish up in there - club's closing"
>we get out and i give her a ride home
>later find out from friends that there was a guy looking for his gf all night
>I was used :,(
>jk winning

>>694114191
don't kill my mom

>>694114191
lol jokes on your my moms already dead

>>694114191
Suk mi pee

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>>694102121
My fiance was married when I met her

>>694102121
took a dudes fiancé.

>>694121324
No, you did a dude a favor.

Very few of these have a happy ending.

>>694120728
Clearly you have been raped by her and are in denial!

>>694102121

Yeah, I convinced a girl named Elizabeth to leave her boyfriend Cameron, not because I liked her, but I just fucking hated him.

>>694119656
I actual want to make a girl do that :/ havent found one yet

>>694109927
Was there never moar of this cow?

Meet my current gf when she was at a work happy hour and was trashed. She was in an unhappy 8 year relationship at the time. Ended up taking her back to my place,blowing some lines, and fucking her bareback. She ended up leaving him the next week. We've been together ever since (about 8 yrs). AMA

>>694103653
karma my friend, get fucking cucked

>>694122099
hehe well i just analysed the situation instantly and did what had to be done.

another time
>be at some lame club
>sit down after dancing to rest
>girl sits next to me
>start talking
>her husband is out of town
>never lets her go out so she's by herself
>ditch my friends and go to another club
>finger her there in a dark area
>drive her home
>she blows me outside her house
>drive home somewhat satisfied.... wish i'd fucked her but... eh... doesn't matter - still counts

>>694121845
I sure did. she would have left him eventually, I just sped things up.

Lots of slashed tires because I stole a wife.

>>694102121
Exactly 5 times. One of them, which i believe is the more interesting, was because when i was working as a bartender, a "friend" came with his girl and ordered a few drinks. He then left without paying (which is ok, it sometimes happen) But later on i found out he did it on purpose, so i accepted a friend request i had pending for a long time from his gf. Same night we traded nudes, next week i fucked her in my house. Note: He had given her a ring because they where in plans to get married. She then made him hear how she slurped on that cock thru the phone. Apparently she knew he flirted with other girls so she took it as an oportunity He found later on that it was me, but since he's made of bitch bits, nothing happened.

>>694114191

Suck a dick faggot

>>694114191
well memed

I did once. Stole a mega babe from an all big 12 linebacker. I had to move her out of his house and he had pictures of himself all over his room along with pictures of Brian urlacher. They all stared at me the whole time and it was creepy. And his roommates were football players that wanted to murder me as well. But I didn't care cause I took that dudes girl so I beat them all.

>>694105435
Good story 7/10

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>>694104338
This.

They choose to leave who they're with, or cheat on them if they're shitty. You steal no one, you just present another option. Shitty to do to a friend's girl though.

Been with current gf 2 years. Before that I "stole" her from high school boyfriend of 5 years. He cheated on her, made her feel worthless, and discouraged her exploring other social circles where she might learn better. As soon as she met some new people through her sister she got wise to that shit and dumped him to date me. No stealing involved.

Pic unrelated

>>694107686
Confirmed Alpha

>>694103537
Your friends suck, but so do you. This is what you get for stealing other guys' women.

>>694103537
Die.

>>694102121
i did it once and i regret it, i never managed to trust her.

>>694106757
You know you're next right?

Stole my most recent gf unknowingly. Met her at uni last year and she seemed pretty cool. I made it pretty obvious from the get go i was interested in her, and she told me she liked me. Started dating a week and a half after we met. Figured out a month later she was dating someone up until the day before we started dating. Asked her about it, but she said she planned on breaking it off anyway and needed to wait till she could go home for the weekend to do it. Then, 3 weeks ago she left for a 6 week trip to San Diego. Sends me texts the first few days saying she wishes she was here to sleep with me and be with me. 3 days later saying she wants to take a break by breaking up. Realize whats happening and broke that shit off right there, not gonna let her cuck me and play stupid.