From previous thread

I convinced my ex gf to have sex with a friend's dog and she loved it

>>694097127
i blackmailed my step sister to suck my cock...i know im going to hell for it

>>694097127

I started a shitty thread on /b/. I'm OP btw.

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>>694097388

Go on...

>>694097273
yeah, we spoke a bit a few months back, you shared some censored pics/vids, was good shit.

>>694097388
hot

my mom's car tried to finger me in the back of my mom's friend.

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Might as well try again.

/b/ I'm an over protected "child" (already 20) and I won't be allowed to visit my boyfriend unless I have a hotel reservation (which I can't because everything is booked). Is this convincing enough? Biggest lie of my life.

used to have sex with my sister. it stopped several years ago.

im a cop in baton rouge

>>694097127
My secret is that i believe the FBI make these threads to get people to admit their crimes.

>>694097127
I lost the game

>>694097632
you need more foil on your hat

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I have very... specific preferences for porn. That in which even /b/ will think weird.

Dark hair.
White Skin.
Preferably red head.
Lesbian (girl on guy is strange to me)
European.
Kind of wild.
(This is why I like Cait in Fallout 4)
And strangest of all...

I don't like nude.
The sight of exposed tits or pussy is just kind of a turn off.

Also, I don't like too reveling clothes. Underwear is as far as I go.

Also, the act of sex is foreign to me, including any porn, I draw everything I get horny to.

I've also never masturbated.

Help me /b/

>>694097493
Jo sieht gut aus
Aber was geht mit deinen eltern?

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>>694097441
wow, you must have eaten a lots of clowns today

i wipe before i shit not after

Shared in previous thread as well


I am completely obsessed with online ageplay roleplay.

>>694097804

the Steve Jobs of shitting.

>dat innovation.

I have 12 friends only one is a girl with a momfriend

>>694097827

you fucking deviant. kill yourself.

>>694097493
That depends, if you're trying to dupe your parents and they don't read German then yea that looks fine. What is it supposed to be? A hotel Itinerary?

>>694097273
NiceMeme

>>694097388
Nice meme

i was phone.

>>694097127
I know exactly how to fix the system but I retain the solution on purpose.

>>694097441
Nice Meme

>>694097127
I am a cop and I profile people

Particularly young African American males mostly because its an easy collar. Never had the opportunity to shoot one though

>>694097455
NICE MEME

>>694097827
Hi againl. Ever done anything non-vanilla in real life? Your bf might not share your Ageplay love, but does he have other kinks? Do you?

>>694097586
Hahaha

>>694097475
nice meme

>>694097755
Idk man, they are being delusional (sorry, only English)

>>694097972
Yeah, it's supposed to be a reservation. Lucky me, they don't know any German. I just need it to look convincing.

>>694097477
n i c e

m e m e

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>>694098058
>Never had the opportunity to shoot one though

top kek.

are blacks really that fucked up, or is it just a personal prejudice of yours?

>cereal question.

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>>694097729
Are you severely autistic?

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Fuck off and play Pokemon Go.

>>694097493
N i c e m e m e

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>>694097127
asexual with a gf who's pretty annoyed by it

>>694097552
Nice meme..

>>694097586
nice meme!

I havent done heroin in 4 days and i feel like shit

>>694098085
Oh definitely. Ageplay is far from my only kink. Very into rough sex of the choking, slapping, hair pulling, name calling variety so we engage in that regularly.

I enjoy assplay, both giving and receiving so we dabble in that occasionally.

Had an ex that was big into pet play.

>>694097632
Nice meme, tinfoil hatter

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i occasionally crossdress

used to do it for extra pocket money, still sometimes with my gf, not so much online anymore.

Miss getting new lingerie and outfits

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>>694098252

its not a meme yet.

>im working on it.

>>694097695
Nice meme! How's middle school?

>>694097127
I groped my sister while she slept a couple of times.
I think she knows, but she won't tell anyone because she's an aspie.

>>694098292
i have a friend going through withdrawal at the moment, shit sucks i wouldnt know cause ive never been on heroin bad like that but 4 days is a hell of a accomplishment

Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister, have been for a couple months

>>694098224
What the dvwæzcdn is thes

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>>694097707
Nice meme....One away from quads

>>694098292
It'll get better dude. I'm like 50 days off heroin right now. The first couple weeks are the worst. I was on that shit for 4 years, haven't felt better and feeling better every day still. Stay strong /b/ro

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Greetings, my name is Dr. Samuel Herman. I hold a diploma in Pathophysiology and Psychiatric Disorders and I've partnered with a team of neuroscientists to participate in an ongoing investigation regarding your behaviour. My colleagues, upon viewing your post, were fascinated by your mental and physical illnesses, and are currently concluding that the most effective way of treating your illnesses is to insert your head in a bucket of water for a prolonged period. Once the bubbles stop coming out of your mouth, we can be assured that the retardations have been cured.

>>694097127
I talked my gf into fingering her younger sister

>>694098155
honestly, yes they are. By far they are the most antagonistic and find it very difficult to follow simple directions.

>Sir can I pls have your license and registration?
>Naw fuck off you fucking pig, you just racist, you hate blacks!!
>well no actually you were doing 90 in a 60 you fucking ape

Just do as you're told, following directions and you will at the very least remain breathing.

>>694097729
Nice meme,.

>>694098362
I want to get into this, when did you start?
Did you camwhore? Where did you get your stuff from?

>>694098494
Did you watch? How old was the sister? Was the sister up for it?

I have debilitating anxiety that I keep on the DL, and most people have no idea that there's anything wrong with me. I constantly have racing thoughts and horrible physical side effects that can only be allievared with exercise and alcohol. Sometimes it gets so bad that my muscles will spasm uncontrollably and constant waves of adrenaline will cause me to get really nauseous and sometimes make me feel close to an orgasm. I feel like I've come close to a psychotic break multiple times. Not sure what to do about this.

>>694097382 (the guy who asked me if i believe in god)

I thought a lot about this. Also I had long conversations with my teacher who was a priest. so he told me, everything can be god, you just have to believe in it. so god can also be a charm, something like friendship or a huge bearded man up in the sky. and I gues he's right.
So I don't believe in that bearded man that was creating everything. I believe in nature, but not in the humans. I cant understand that fanatic religious hings going on, because I think, everyone should believe in what they want to believe in and not what they were told by others.
it's hard to describe in english, I hope you know what I mean. I'm sorry for confusing you.

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>>694098558
i started when i was around 18 or so, for money when i was 22ish? only dressed for a few nights each month or so. Stuff mostly from gifts or private sessions, not so much from camsites

>>694098584
She record it for me.
Gf was 16 sister was 13. She wasn't very interested but she pushed it quite a lot showing her hardcore lesbian videos and eventually she let her try it. She was a bit off at first squirming and such but eventually let it happen

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>>694098488
Nice meme. You can't differentiate between shitposting and actual idiocy. I suggest superheating a fork and inserting it into your rectum.

>>694097127
I'm posting this with a carrot up my ass

>>694098505

ive met some cool as fuck cops in my time and only two not so much. seemed to have a stick up their ass for some reason.

is it true that you guys have quotas for tickets?

cause once I got a ticket for a rolling stop at 3 AM with not a single vehicle coming from miles away. it was just me and the cop.

even told the cop that, but he didnt give a shit.

>>694098791
Pics or GTFO

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>>694098759
Greetings, my name is Dr. Samuel Herman. I hold a diploma in Pathophysiology and Psychiatric Disorders and I've partnered with a team of neuroscientists to participate in an ongoing investigation regarding your behaviour. My colleagues, upon viewing your post, were fascinated by your mental and physical illnesses, and are currently concluding that the most effective way of treating your illnesses is to insert your head in a bucket of water for a prolonged period. Once the bubbles stop coming out of your mouth, we can be assured that the retardations have been cured.

>>694098706
Who did you do it for, like an escort service? How did you get started?

My best friend and I used to watch my baby-brother at that time take a shit while my mother was taking a nap.
We used to stick straws in it to look at it from the inside.

Fucked my best friends sister. No one knows that we did and that friend is standing next to me. Btw she was 7/10

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>>694098887
>We used to stick straws in it to look at it from the inside

>>694098728
Fuck I wish I could see that video. How often do you fap to it?

What's next? eating her out?

I'm here all summer losers.

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>>694097755
Das ist ein schönes meme.
Entschuldigen sie bitte, kenne ich das worter für 'meme' nicht (ich bin amerifag, ich studiere deutsch für Arbeit.)

>>694097789
Kek. Nice meme, anonerino

my bisexual ex bf got together with a guy shortly after we broke up and now I get feelings of disguise everytime I see gays make out with each other eventhough I have nothing against it.

>>694097127
I have had a huge crush on a girl (13-16) that I (24-27) taught maths twice a week, for three years. Sexual fantasies included.

>>694097804
Nice meme. You're fucking gross.

>>694099012
Unfortunately it was a few years ago now so it won't be happening.
I still watch the videos every few days, nothing compares to seeing her fingers knuckle deep.

The plan was to get her younger sister to lick her first, that was what she was mist interested in. Had it all planned out.

>>694097827
Nice meme. Once again, you're fucking gross.

old man here.

used to get handjobs from my mother when i was 12.

in her defense, she was fucked up on drugs back then and i dont really care now.

>>694098488

Ching chong potato

My mom's finger once sister back of my car's mom.

>>694097840
Nice meme! Gave me a kek or two.

I have a secret facebook

add me on your fake accounts to help me flesh it out


Sky Leche

>>694099183
Was she hot?

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I have a homosexual attraction towards my best friend

>>694098155
Nah just him

>>694097127
i pick my nose and eat the bugger

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>>694098847
Here you go now fuck off

I'm a huge faggot that says nice meme to everybody ITT

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>>694098871
Nice copypasta. It ain't a meme yet.

>>694098827
I will be honest, I am a pretty chill cop.

I will treat you with respect and probably let you off with a warning if you are polite and follow my directions.

We do not have quotas for anything, it's a myth. The only thing that we have remotely close to quotas is random breath testing. We don't have to "ticket people" we just have to test them. Test milestones change depending on the season.

That is shitty that you got a ticket for that. I probably would have pulled you over and just given you a quick check but so long as you were chill I wouldn't book you. That cops sounds like a cunt.

>>694099005
Kek

>>694097493
650 for a hotel reservation of 5 nights is retarded if all you want is be with someone.

You could literally take the train to another country, rent 5 nights there, and train back for less than that.

Also, your parents are idiots. They'd better come to peace with the fact that you're a fucking human being, with the same desires that your parents had *when they brought you into this fucking world*.

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>>694098884
just online. as i said, was mainly just a hobby rather than a job. filled up a few bags of new lingerie, and a few bucks on the side every now and then

>>694099258

but she wasnt ugly but i never found her attractive.

>>694097729
The fuck is wrong with you

i installed spycams at home to spy stepdaughter and her friends ... i had some major wins ...

>>694099289
Nice meme. Have I rustled your jimmies, anon-kun?

>>694097729
>Dark hair
>Redhead
Pick.

>European
I don't even know where to start, lol. You're the type to ask "Do you speak European?" aren't you?

>>694099403
>Google meme
> use in sentence
>-¿¿¿¿¿
> profit

>>694097846
Nice meme.

Shitposting and jimmie-rustling aside, it does get better. I've been there before.

>>694099361
I do agree with that, however they seemed ok with the price when I mentioned it (because I'm a scrub and I am not paying). I'm not even going to use the money, just squeeze it back in over a period of time.

>>694099327

what is this "quick check" you speak of?

what do you actually check?

>>694097868
Mnice meme.

>>694098871
>Trying to name a file with a .
Maximum Adolf, son. Go back to Mac.

>>694099569
Skin color

I used to think babies came out the butthole, but then I met OP.

I don't have Pokemon Go

>>694099500
Nice meme. I take that as a yes. I don't really have anything better to do.

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>>694099615
>skin color.
>MFW

>>694099558
> I am not paying.
I review my point: 650 for 1 night would be an amazing deal. Make those idiots pay for their idiocy.

>>694099660
Nice meme.

Neither do I. I need to get it, but my phone's being weird.

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I'm totally into deep dominant voices.
I masturbate on teamspeak when I hear someone with a voice can't resist. I like it to have two dildos inside me and that I'm forced to be quiet, because I never shut down my microphone.

>>694099614
Greetings, my name is Dr. Samuel Herman. I hold a diploma in Pathophysiology and Psychiatric Disorders and I've partnered with a team of neuroscientists to participate in an ongoing investigation regarding your behaviour. My colleagues, upon viewing your post, were fascinated by your mental and physical illnesses, and are currently concluding that the most effective way of treating your illnesses is to insert your head in a bucket of water for a prolonged period. Once the bubbles stop coming out of your mouth, we can be assured that the retardations have been cured.

>>694099287
>shows pic of carrot
>carrot obviously not up ass

We're looking for a pic with the carrot up your ass, as you said.

>>694099569

All cops profile, its how we prevent crime.

What am I looking for in a quick check?


Anything. Any red flags or indicators, especially prevalent when its late night. It could be a smell, a slight behavioral tic, nervousness of the driver or passengers, a handbag on the back seat when the driver is a male or any items that don't really look like they belong to the driver/passengers, tools etc...I am also checking the vehicle itself, is it road worthy? Is it unusually weighed down?

You would be amazed at what I have found during these "quick checks"

>>694099859
Great meme.

Burnt down my neighbors barn when I was a kid. They never found out who did it.

when i was 16 i sucked my own cock

>>694099859
Nice meme. It appears there's another shitposter in this thread.

>>694097127
used to crossdress when i was 13-14. got caught by my mom but she never talked about it and just acted like it never happened from then on.

>>694099999
nice quints kid

>>694100032

nice meme is now a meme.

>nice meme faggot.

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>>694099999
NICE MEME
AND EVEN GREATER QUINTS HOLY SHIT DUDE.

>>694097127
My secret for soft and healthy skin? Neutrogena

>>694100102
Thank you. Nice meme to you too.

>>694098505
What about hispanics?

Asking because im one myself and cops tend to be somewhat decent towards me, or at least not super evil as everyone says cops are.

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Noice maymay

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>>694099920

well since you're already here jacking off to feminine penises with the rest of us, what are some of these things you have found on what I assume-- were predominately niggers?

>here's a feminine penis for your trouble.

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>>694099729
Wow, anon. Chill, they might be stupid, but I don't wish them wrong

>>694100173
Vaguely clever meme.

>>694097388
If there was a hell. But if you think he'll is real. Your not wrong. Your in it already. I know for fact that there truly is no hell. Nothing is wrong. Nothing is right. Religion was created by society. By a terrible group of people. There's a secret. Everyone knows it. But do sent acknowledge it. It has done more harm then good. The only devil and God is us. There is no actual God. Nor devil. What about other world's? Would they even think or come to the same stupid lie to control society. And look where it's at. It's imploding. I'm expecting certain people to make certain comments. And those of you that do. I'll be waiting for you.

>>694099852
Nice meme.
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...

>>694099999
All hail the quints

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Go on...

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>>694099852

So you like butterflies, then?

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>>694100182
Hispanics are typically fine to deal, usually quite polite and just want to move on as quick as possible, they are infinitely more polite than whites and blacks. The odd shit head here and there but they are few and far between.

>>694100249
guns, knives, chemicals, drugs (mostly meth). Some of the more odd/fucked things: children's clothing covered in blood, sex toys, exotic animals, art work, a super old mosin nagant, recipe book for poisons, body parts, I could continue, it's always Black people that have the weirdest shit

>>694097127
>26
>have close circle of friends (5 of us)
>only single guy
>literally fucked all my friends gf's
>none of them know
>all the girls know about the others

Feels abstract mang

my 12yo niece is sexually active so I bought her a bunch of condoms. her parents are conservative jesusfags who would probably die from a stroke if they found out. told her i wouldnt tell anyone made her promise to always use protection

>>694097127

Yourself

>>694097273
Pics plz ?

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>>694100773

you are no one's friend, friendo.

>>694100915
Do you have Kik?

>>694100955
Please no bully

I fucked my lesbian sister's girlfriend at the Columbus Zoo in a closed area 2 years ago. They are now married.

>>694100599
nice picture.
my master let me do this to, before we go out for walk.

>>694097127
Everytime I go to my cousins forfamily related things, I always sneak into her room while she's gone or busy and jack off and cum on her blanket.
I have over 5gb of loli on my phone, it's illegal in the us. even have some jailbait.
Super selfish. Fuck everyone else, Idc I just wanna do what I wanna do
I sell acid, no one knows but the customers. And the customers don't even know my last name or anything about me. I started selling it in 2014 in highschool, and now I'm just like the acid dealer in my area. My family and friends have no clue.

I want my wife to cheat on me
We have a long distance relationship, we see each other every 3 months.
I don't feel that we love each other anymore.

I won a lottery, 1.3M, she has no clue since different country.

Yep, I want her with someone else so I can keep the money and restart my new life.

Ive been catfishing and scamming people by years, been doing it since WoW times, i make sure others get attached to me, "date" them and make them buy me stuff.
I use a voice changer software, so whenever i need to be a girl im a girl, whenever i need to be a guy im a guy, however i rarely talk on the phone, i usually excuse myself saying im shy, people love that.
Ive done this to more people that i'd be willing to admit, i know this is bad but im not really ashamed of it, i pretend to like them (in most cases i actually do), give them what they need (love, someone to talk to) and "charge" them for it, so im actually no different than a psychologist, except that im usually cheaper and im 24/7 available.
I havent had a stable job in 4 years, i literally live off this.

>>694101270
Maybe you should take some of your acid to decrease your faggotry level

i let the cat lick up his own vomit

>>694101044
tpit

I make shot up on 4 chan all the time.

Posting another secret:

My baby brother used to grind on me when we slept together. He used to grab my hand and put it on his junk.
I used to make him stop, but I grew tired of him not behaving.
>tl;dr my brother used to masturbate with my hand.

>>694101861

fucking homos.

i'm not able to have relationships anymore because i dont trust anyone. i would always end up to suspect the partner cheating on me or th the partner is lieing about something.
i'm also sick of my life (inb4 hero).
people tell me to see a therapist but i can't go there because i know everythng i have to say to seem to be normal.

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>I have ADHD and Asperger's.
>I suck on my thumb.
>I'm 17

>>694101969
there's nothing wrong about you,
just keep loving your life as you please.

I don't have many friends, I don't go out,
people suggest me the same thing, you should go out more, maybe get some help, etc.

but I know I feel better alone, and prefer to be alone.

I lied that my grandmother was dying just so I didn't have to go to my partner's house. I lied as a reason for her to not get mad at me and she bought it.

>>694099183
How long ago was this?

>>694100377
Jesus loves you Anon

>>694099327
You sound like the cool ass cop I've known through HS, college, etc. I'm about to get married and just became a homeowner; he's a detective busting pedos and meth addicts.

>>694102187
yeah, if you're alone you don't have to deal with all the shit people bring to you.

>>694102292

520 years ago.

>im a highlander.

I really wished to double team my chubby gf.
Wish she could be sluttier

>>694099172
feel like making a friend and sharing?

>>694102423
There can only be one.

>>694102541
Have you asked her already?

Ex and i used to be into swinger stuff, i pretty much did that to her (and much more things)

I just love raping drunk girls with my buddies every week we get that drunk pussy and the best part about it is that usually the dumb whores apologize to us for being drunk and shit. I sure do love living in a third world country where no one gives a fuck about PC women rights bullshit

i really like both reddit and 4chan
inb4 banned

>>694102805
She like the idea of sucking&fucking but
She's just the romantic kinda girl who dont get my urge of sharing her.
She once sucked my friend and I topkess in a hot tub so i guess there hope

>>694103034
wow what a fucking cuck

>>694101542
for reals? why the fuck would people give you enough money for rent/bills etc...unless youre just a basement dweller?

>>694103231
>2016
>Cant tell difference between cuck and swingers

What a faggot.

Went camping with a bunch of friends. On the way home I started fucking around burning shit. Lit up a bush that was dry as fuck. Grass underneath caught fire. Fire spread like crazy. Couldn't put it out with feet. Fire spread for miles through woodland. Saw fire trucks heading towards fire as we were riding our bikes home. See fire on the news. Fire was started by 'hot broken glass' says reporter. Fire did no damage to anyone. I fucking kick my ass in my mind these days when i think about what I did that day. No houses or people near the place. I'm no fire bug, was just a stupid kid fucking with a lighter. Turns out it was a good thing the woodland was burnt out as it opened the whole area up and the local county created bike and walking tracks after the fire since the fire cleared the overgrowth.

Ive given oral sex to a 9yo girl, was long ago

>>694103941
niiiiiice please tell the story

>>694104136
story is pretty lame, was one of my sisters friends. I was 15. was fun, she had an awesome little pussy, just starting to develop. was easy to make her cum

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>>694097632
>Agent Wiggins, it appears an individual somewhere in the entire world blackmailed a woman for sex. Let's start the search.
Are you fucking nuts?

>>694097127
I cheated on my wife back when we were just dating and I haven't told her or anyone else because we have a very successful relationship and a prosperous marriage so I figured that I can just keep it under my hat.

>>694101496
Where does she live and how much is it worth to you?

Made my gf have a gang bang, dumped her a couple days later.

>>694097127
I have been fucking my ex 3-4 times a week for the past few months. My current gf and my ex's current bf have no clue. I've done anal with my ex, came home and gotten head from my gf.

I give my wife ambien when she drinks and then let other men molest her when she passes out

>>694097493

Tits or gtfo

>>694097127
i go into lolithreads to find perverted bitches to fuck

>>694106019
nice meme there

My life is double,

My friends know me as a guy that lifts has frequent dates and all that normal stuff.

My other "friends" are 40 years old or beyond that and use my ass like a toy. I pretend to be a normal dude while the only thing I really like is being used like a girl.

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When I was about 13/14, I used to got the internal stairs fn the building I grew up in with my best friend, both male. We used to steal my aunt's underwear and masturbate with it together, talking some dirty shit with each other about the girls in our families, it was freaking hot. we used to cum in those panties together standing right in front of each other. Now i'm married to a hot ginger girl and he's married to a super hot blonde bitch. Never seen ot talked to each other again since I moved to another town when I was 17.

>>694098604
Umm how about going to see a doctor and use your mouth to make words instead of a high traffic dick receptacle you fucking retard

Years ago i was roommates with a good friend that was a real nice guy but socially awkward. He finally found this totally dumb blonde that was an 8/10 that was interested in him. She had amazing tits. For their second date she came to meet him at our house. He wasn't home yet. I got her high and fucked her and continued as often as I could for over 4 years before he found out. I was the best man at their wedding

>>694099852
Shit, you have now given me the fear of having a dude masturbating to my voice when playing online thanks faggot

>>694100757
Why are sex toys and art work something to look out for? I can understand the other stuff obviously

>>694108605
They're the police, they can't just let people experience sexual pleasure or the profundity of art whenever they want.

>>694097127
I'm a lot into breath play. And even more when I'm the one with breath locked

When I was 12 I rubbed my cock on my moms ass crack while she slept

My best friend thinks I've just been busy but really I've been fucking his girlfriend for the past week and a half which is why we haven't been hanging out.

>>694097127
I'm sexually attracted to childern

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>>694099999
and the quint god is an autofellate. fucking typical /b/

>>694097493
All the words on that booking, except bagels, looks like some or other version of "dick" to me.

>>694099999
fucking checked

i spy cam mom

>>694097127
Had a gay relationship with an older boy when I was seven and he was ten. Lasted for almost four years. I remember admiring his cock, partly because of the size and partly because in liked the look. Only time in my life I thought a cut dick looked good.

>ctrl f
>meme
>1 out of 37
good fred

I hotdogged my male cousin

Married man. Over the last 3 years i have seen over a 100 prostitutes. I only see 18-20yo hotties, way beyond my league irl.

I'm bisexual. Prefer women more, but some guys are too damn hot.

>>694110518

The fuck do you find the money? How do you explain where it goes?

Does your wife have zero knowledge of your finances? Also, if your sex life is so shit, why not work on making it better?

Is she old or ugly or fat or something?

i got my sister and cousin drunk when they were 12 and i was 14 and took both their virginity came inside my cousin it felt good i still bang my cousin to this day

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>>694097127

>Be me at 15
>Horny as hell
>masterbates constantly
>The ole right hand rigmarole aint working
>gets bright idea
>moves 2 mattresses on top of each other
>cuts zip lock bag
>inserts into matress with lube
>fucks shit out of matress
>My face is the same as picture
>biggest orgasm at the time
>Dad walks in
>ohshit.jpg
> bare naked with only socks on while on my knees
>dick in matress with cum spilling out.
>dad walks away
>never talked about it

The lesson is to lock the door if your gonna bang a bed.

>>694099286
Was doing it just as I was reading it...

Also, /thread

>>694102078
Underage B&