I never did but would like to have one too

>>694075529
I myself have my own makeshift hole to fuck ;) using a towel , a thin nylon bag , sum tape and lube and im golden babyy

I just bought the large one it comes in tomorrow

>>694074816
my penis is too desensitized to use one of these from all the sex i have had.

i am genuinely sad.

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>>694074816
Never gone bigger then the puni ana hip, so go ahead and buy it for great science and do tell us later what you think about it.

>>694074816
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbmdqbZD

come visit b generla.

but man oh man , I would kill for those lifesized sex robots , uve seen them ? all soft and shutt with godly tits and enormess assesss makess me hard af

>>694074816
I had this exact one before OP. Its pretty good. Theres a hole at the end of each hole that connects both holes. which can cause leakage out of whatever hole you are using. so use a towel.

No i prefer real pussy

>>694079323
Say hi to chad everyone

>>694079712
kek

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Anyone got one of these? Called the Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita and from everything I've read they're amazing. Looking at getting one soon.

>>694080889
Yeah im on my second one and I love it. Easily the best mouth hole there is. Oh and remove the teeth if they hurt you cuz they can deal some damage otherwise.

>>694081748
Oh cool. I read mixed reviews about the teeth, some love them some hate them, but if you can remove them I guess it's not really an issue.

How long did the first one last, and what happened to it?

>>694081748
Does it actually feel anywhere close to a human mouth?

>>694081748
i love getting teethed when i get blown, i guess its the pain and extra friction, so i gotta be careful bitches dont make me bleed since its happened before.

how much u feel the teeth on that unit?

>>694080889
good to see someone dreaming of a brighter future for themselves

I'm actually interested in getting a fuck toy any suggestions

>>694082144
I honestly don't know

>>694076313
that must be tough for you

>>694082637
Fuck, man. I really shouldn't be on this website.

>>694076313
>too desensitized from all the sex i have had.
Not even possible. Even death grip from masturbating too hard all the time wouldn't keep you from enjoying this.

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>>694074816
Fuck that fancy JEW stuff.
Here guys have fun

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>>694083451
another one

>>694083042
None of us should be. But you are now one of us. Welcome.

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>>694076313
>Implying some sex toys can't feel better than an actual pussy.

If you're like a chick who gets off on the emotional connection, then yeah, maybe sex toys just won't do it for you. But if you're a man who can just get off from the sensation, then some of these things are better than the real thing.

>>694082142
First one lasted about a month then got pierced when I abused it one time. The second one ive used for 2 months and still doing fine.

>>694083608
fucking kek

>>694074816
If your dick is 7" or less id reccomend getting one of the sex in a can fleshlights. I have one and it's fantastic.. And ive found them online for $40 sometimes.

Downside: If you have a monster cock it will be too small though. 75% of guys should fit though.

Classic 27 year old virgin fag here
i know im never gonna get any puss in my life even if i paid a whore to do it (im too ugly and poor). im thinking of getting a fleshlight or onahole but there' so many, what do you guys recommend? Tip: im into anything so dont hold back

>>694083451
Please explain "Jew stuff?!"

>>694083451
Any substitutes for the sponges? I can't keep wasting them

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>>694083916

>>694080889
I have one, its pretty fun.

>>694082439
Listen im not girthy and I can feel the teeths. They are made for the asian standard so take that in mind. They dont feel anywhere near real teeth cus its just the front row and they have a wobbly feel since its just cheap plastic. But hey its still really good and recomend it strongly.

Fuck I want to order an onahole so bad, but I don't live alone. Wtf do I do

Op seriously goto /jp/ and look in the catologe for the eturnal onahole thread. Lots of advice there. I recommend reading the sticky first as the regulars there are fucking assholes 70% of the time.

This whole thread is quite saaad...

>>694082144
no

>>694084753
Do you mean you live with parents, if not than who gives a fuck. But if its really bothering you ask a friend whos chill to have it sent to theor place or goto the post office and rent a po box.

>>694084831
Hi again chad

>>694084831
Lol why are sex toys sad? I get plenty of real sex. These toys just feel 10x better than masturbation.

>>694084831
I disagree. Its perfectly acceptable for a woman to have a vibrator or a dildo. Have you even tried one? Why would you put dowb people for sonething youve never experienced? Its not as good as real pussy and is totally different from using ones hand.

>>694084325
uh
>>694084327
guys that is a fucking method wish me luck

>>694084831
>Obviously has never been with a girl who likes to use sex toys together, says that everyone else is sad. Top kek.

>>694085123
What do u mean waste just rinse them in the sink u idiot.

>>694083451
>>694083608
Isnt being cheap the ultimate jew? Oy vey

>>694085123
Sry >>694085233
Meant for
>>694084327

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>roses are red
>my dick i must rub

>fuck my two holes 3d silicagel vagina sex toy dolls realistic female ass for male masturbation sex love

>>694080889
Looks scary

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>>694085274
Have to leave dont forget to share that shit knowledge is power, if you guys land up in prison someday that is like a well im not sure but something peace.

>>694085123
So you can't explain?

http://www.autoblowaustralia.com/

>>694074816
I honestly believe a good wank is better than any sex toys

sure they bring something new in your masturbation routine, but in the end you will discard all of them

>>694085031
>>694085114
>>694085165
Say what you want but for example a dildo to fuck your ass is ok by me... i think i should even get one but a fuck toy is just sad...

>>694086837
You are the only sad one here butt boy.

>>694086837
But of course do what you want... I eat my own cum because I like to degrade myself so I am in position to judge somebody... this is better than any sex toy...

>>694086837
Sure sweetie...

>>694076313
Translation:
Never had sex

>>694076313
>Huge ego detected!
>WEW LAD

>>694075991
Try a silicone swim cap

>>694086537
Hey man if you are near me, can you give me a good wank?

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>>694083608

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Come on, weren't any of you ever children? Just go get yourself a water snake and put your penis in it.

>>694088987
I tried. It doesn't work.

>>694074816
http://www.xvideos.com/video4428000/released_from_chastity_with_numbing_cream

>>694088288
This is just... creepy

>>694082144
more bovine than human honestly

>>694090457
how the fuck do you know what bovine feels like?

Oh never mind, I forgot where I am for a moment.

>>694080889
where i buy this?!!?

>>694089439

fuck thats hot

>>694089223

Funny. I tried and it did.

>>694091187
Dont know where you live but I import these things straight from japan. Heres a trusted site that has it in stock. http://en-nls.com/pict1-39305?c2=9999

>>694080889
This type of shit scares me

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I dunno... seems weird to fuck a disembodied ass. I'll stick with Jessie here.

>>694092216
you fucking named that thing?

>>694092518

Of course not!

4chan did.

>>694092216
Post you fucking it please

>>694092818

Nah. Last time the thread asked for cum shot and all sorts of shit like that, but when I posted a creampie pic everyone cringed at the amount of hair I shed on it, so I'm going to pas.

>>694092216
i like my babes prematurely balding - you

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I bought one about three months back just to see if it was better than my fleshlight. It isn't. It's way overpriced and is barely ribbed on the inside of both holes, and most if not all of those toys have the asshole and pussyhole connected about 3/4ths of the way down. Shits hard to use, overpriced, and I overall regret my decision. Trust me, get a Fleshlight with the "Destroya" ribbing. Shit is easier to clean, costs less and feels better. Never look back.

>>694093079

I'm planning on getting a new wig for it, but that's just an effect of how it was placed on there that day. I've gotten better at it, but while I like the look of the longer hair it's too much of a hassle while going to town on her. It gets in the way and such.

>>694093081

You always inspect the cross sectional picture. If the innards aren't up to snuff then find another.

I had the doc Johnson super sucker. Honestly felt twice ass good as pussy. If you cant fuck a bitch as long as you want, getting one.

>>694088987
Man those things were so cool, back in the department outlet store

https://youtu.be/p1g1wHkQO8k

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>>694093880
>Implying that you can inspect these online
>Implying that the people who sell these actually take decent, full pictures.
Nigger. Do you think that I'm going to spend another $200+ on the off-chance that it might be better than the last? Oh yus massa signsmeup!

Pic highly related.

lurk more

http://infernalmonkey.com/

>>694080889
I have one, it's great. There is a succubus one that is better because of the lack of teeth but I enjoy both.

>>694094248

I dunno man. Usually if you go to enough places and read the reviews you'll find a few that tell you what's up. Caveat emptor or however the fuck it's spelled.

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>>694095936

>>694096044
you stare into the abyss, and the abyss stares back

>>694095936

I know that's pudding or elmer's glue or something, but that's still pretty hot.

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>>694096044
I've seen this Webm a lot, I know it's a daiki but what's the name of the thing under it?

>>694097454
>>694097422
>>694097401
>>694097311
>>694095936

Wtf is with all the fake cum?

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>>694097738
It's that difficult to read the filename, huh.

Who here has bought/used a Tenga Flip?
I'm tempted to try one

>>694097910
Looks hot and easier to clean/less disgusting for the guy who took the picture.

>>694097931

I see, a lot of material engineering and passion must've been necessary to create such perfect jiggleness.

>>694097931

God damn, that ass is too big. If it were human it would either be black or attached to a woman who's 5'2" and 250lbs.

>>694098255

Or maybe that guy just has Trump hands.;

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>>694098255
>>694098160
>>694098255

>>694074816
a friend of mine has this very same product. his fans bought it for him. he says it feels pretty real with enough lube. they rip really easily though and are good for jut a couple uses.

>>694098442

Creepy. She has two butts.

Head honcho is good, cheap, easy to clean, doesnt make much noise and is small enough to hide away easily.

Would recommend

>>694084327
Get soft foam from a craft store

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Pics like this turn my on far more than they should.

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>>694099710

Why are cum covered sex dolls so hot?

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>>694099741

It's a mystery I tellz ya.

>>694098442
that actually looks very fucking delicious, compared to other masturbation products. Better than any ass i had and will ever get.

>>694099710
>>694099741
>>694099780
It's a shame Deephentai is seemingly down for the count. It was my premiere place to get stuff like this, but it's 403 forbidden now.

>>694099978

Aww shucks. Maybe something new will come about.

I wonder if anyone ever made video of this sort of thing using a cum tube dildo and like, a quart of Elmer's glue.

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>>694100651

>>694083916

Truth. Though a woman feels better just about everywhere else on your body, as far as the surface area of your cock goes a Fleshlight is better than pussy, no question.

They're not the same, no. IMO the sleeve is just as good, but it is different. Definitely easier to get one than a girl, and cheaper to maintain. With real sex you have to account for your partner to some degree, with a sleeve you can just abuse it for your own benefit, so you get maximum o each time.

I recommend a mixture of both, honestly.

I've been there, fucking the girl, she gets off and rolls over, because she's got an ego that says she doesn't have to finish you off, but also it's your fault your dick doesn't work on her clock and it makes her insecure. Or, you are in the mood and she's not, you cum too fast and she resents you. Or, you've got a bit of whiskey dick and she resents you. Sometimes you gotta bang on your own terms. You don't want to end up leashed to women that aren't into you, by your dick.

>>694098442
I've got a much smaller version fanta flesh one but wow that things huge, moar ?

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>>694101172

I found a video I don't think I saw.

>>694077938
>>694077464
>>694076760
>>694076313
>>694083142
>>694082846
>>694083916
>>694076260
>>694075529
>>694074816
These are literally old-school shills like those of the Snake Oil days. Even the fucker saying he's had tons of sex is a shill too(because he gets beaten down and "set straight" by the other ones).

Looks like the Asians are using books written in 1855 about selling shit to Americans. Face it: we know all about charlatans.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlatan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shill

>>694101346

Thanks for bumping the thread, shill.

>>694101613
>Tu Quoque
Oldest trick in the book. At least it removes the doubt.

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>>694101739

Hey man, I'm just here for the sexy cum coated sex dolls.

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>>694102016

Really good product, buy one right now.

>>694102149

Are you referring to the jiggly butts or the cum soaked sex dolls?

>>694102720
Yes

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>>694103006

OK then, we're all on the same page. Sexy dolls covered in jizz.

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>>694085701
underrated

>>694080889
It's pretty legit, the only problems I have with it is the cleanup, it can be hard to dry the inner most region of the toy

>>694103609
I use tampons to dry out most of my onaholes. Works wonders.

>>694103609
That's what I'm worried about. Someone somewhere said you could turn it inside out, but I don't know if that would damage it if you did it every time you used it.

>>694104552
Never turn a dual layered onahole inside out. They risk splitting and seperating meaning your toy is bust.

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>>694074816
>>>694099741
Mother never lets me down.

Easy to clean, too.

>>694075991
>>694087874
I found the best reciepe on 4chan once. It's a tube (they suggested pringles tube, but I used a plastic cup that was taller rather than wide travel mug type cup) and then some sponge foam inserts gripping a rubber glove.

Sponges sandwich the glove, foam sandwich gets shoved into the plastic mug, glove opening gets pulled over the top of the mug, and viola you have a DIY fleshlight. Apply liberal amounts of lube and it's some of the best orgasms I have ever had.

>>694105254
Oh shit man, the pic I was talking about was this >>694083451

Thanks for some of the best orgasms of my life hommie who made the DIY fleshlight infograph

>>694105254
Already been posted.
>>694083451

>>694095462
where can i buy the succubus one didnt find it anywhere

>>694105254
I like the DIY mindset but honestly just spend 30-50 bucks and treat yourself to something better. You all deserve better.

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>>694105502
I pop the eyeballs out of little babies and fuck their little eye sockets.

>>694105468
I will help you if this thread is alive in about an hour.

>>694106087
dont think so

>>694106122

Why not? It's been going for six hours now.

>>694106255
Must be a slow day on /b today

>>694074816
I will never buy a sex toy again.

>find out about a really awesome sex toy
>self cleaning, self heating, moves on it's own
>smells good, silky sounds, moans to intensify the act
>even gives blowjobs and knows what you want
>go out and get one
Let me tell you, the obtaining step was the hardest, but not the worst part
>finally get one
>find out you have to have it for at least 3 months before it activates
>there is also an upkeep cost that is tripled for the first 3 months or else you will have to find a new one
>the sex was pretty good but requires a "warm up activation time" before you can actually use it
>basically it will only activate under certain circumstances, and you are then required to activate it further or else it will not allow use
>it also does not provide adequate service, only providing vaginal entry and almost never anal entry, and only rarely providing oral entry
>you are forced to hold your load for a certain amount of time, or else it will deactivate for a few days and you can't use it
>doing this often causes it to deactivate permanently, and you then have to find a new one
>upkeep cost gradually gets higher, and then lower the longer you have it. Basically the upkeep cost degrades with the quality of the goods
>you can choose to purchase the product for good, but this costs a lot and often the product will leave for no apparent reason
>the worst part are the random sounds it makes. They are very unpleasant
>often times right in the middle of something it will just start fucking yelling and screeching
>ignoring it just makes it deactivate

Waste of money, the real life model is fucking terrible.

>>694106551
1980's comedy routine adapted for 2016.

8/10

>>694106551

It's your own fault for buying the girlfriend experience model instead of the pornstar experience model.

>>694106965
Yeah but the pornstar experience model kept pausing sex in random intervals while the fat-dude-with-the-camera mandatory accessory was adjusting for the scene. I just couldn't handle it.

>>694107075

lel, how true. I bet it would be annoying as hell whenever he goes behind the balls cam mode.

girl here- why do I get turned on by men using sex toys? I only have one dildo myself and i barely even use it but imagining a guy with
>>694101327
>>694098442
>>694097931
gets me pretty turned on

>>694107388

I have no idea, but I'd be happy to much your box for you while fucking the fleshlight of your choice.

>>694088987
I tried those once and they kept breaking even with lube.

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>>694107642
>but I'd be happy to much your box for you

unlikely unless you have a fetish for stinky pussies

then again most guys ive been with just get addicted to it even if they didnt think they would so scratch that

>>694107388
>girl here

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>>694074816
Soloflesh is godtier

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>>694105707
god dammit, ive done this to multiple stuffed animals and dolls

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>>694108210
Have you tried JESUS ?

>>694107882

Gonna have to wonder how stinky.

>>694108188

OK, I'm turned on now.

>>694096044
>>694097931
>>694098442
>>694101327

Where do i find more videos like those?

>>694107882
>stinky pussy
Fucking gross. Straight guys don't even want that shit. Clean yourself you disgusting insecure female

>>694108210
Perfection

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>>694108359
>Gonna have to wonder how stinky.

Got used to only washing it once a week as a kid because of water problems in our house and i started liking it enough as a teen to never stop that

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amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Sasha-Grey-UltraSKYN/dp/B0044FQVDM

get one of these. it's cheap and easy to clean. i was on the verge of getting a fleshlight and tried this and have been with it since. get your favorite water based lube and enjoy. also it's a little loud and if you have a fat cock the tearing is minimal.

>>694108359
YouTube demo involving soloflesh finger bashing and dildo pounding
https://youtu.be/uIFHsfsS1Ps

>>694083451
Doesn't work.

>>694108739
This. I never fit and i'm using thin sponges and pringles cans.
What do?

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>>694108580
I just ordered one of these, but the Jessie Andrews one. How long have you had it, and has it started to tear at all? Not sure how long they're supposed to last considering it wasn't all that expensive.

>>694106551
10/10 knew where you were going from the start but still enjoyed the read. Gonna dump my gf and buy a fleshlight tomorrow.

10/10

thanks for the wake up call.

>>694108719

Weird, you fill it with water? That's fucking strange, but brilliant at the same time. Add warm water and no need to warm it up first.

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>>694108500
thousands of men online+ atleast a hundred guys irl disagree with you extremely heavily

let me guess, youre a sexually neutered american loser?

>>694108210
Sauce?

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i just use blow up dolls

>>694109026
Wouldn't want it to fucking pop and blow water all over your bed/desk though.

>>694109171

Whut? NO!

>>694109241

Yeah, that would suck. Giving new meaning to sleeping in the wet spot when it happens.

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>>694109288

why not ? if it feels good, do it !

>>694109007
about six months and the only wear is at the entrance. do not turn them inside out to clean. get the shibari toy cleaning spray, spray down after done and wash in warm water. i set mine in a towel so the insides can drip dry then it goes in a drawer. no mildew or funny smell.

>>694108515

Got me really curious now. Thinking I'd like it if you sat on my face.

>>694109371

Because inflatables are pathetic. Ohh and it's a picture of a scrawny dude fag banging a toy.

>>694109026
Yeah but it has this shitty effect of pushing the roof down but stretching out the side walls so it gets pretty loose unless you only fill it 1/2-3/4 compared to what it could be at zero. Seriously it feels better entirely deflated than filled even a bit. Looks and feels good though and the general feedback is nice.

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>tfw your sister gives you a fleshlight for your birthday and you can't tell if she's fucking with you or pitying you

>>694085701
kek

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>>694109452
give kik sextoy boy

>>694109449
Excellent, looking forward to getting it.

>>694109171
>that face
That's some straight up WWF Wrestlemania 2000 CAW shit right there

>>694109690

Do not has. Sorry.

>>694102016
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>>694095936

Is this real and life sized?
If so, where do I get one?

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>>694109570
there really fun

>>694109026
Slight movement and the warm water makes it ride your dick like a cock hungry slut

Also question is there any pocket pussiest based off Gianna Michaels cunt

>>694074816
5 minutes of fucking followed by 30 minutes of cleaning. No thanks

Would fucking a banana peel feel good?

if so how should i go about doing it.

>>694109832

Do you have a few thousand dollars to spare? If so go to the doll forum and ask around.

>>694079323
Hi Chad

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>>694109994
>5 minutes
lel

>>694093010
Holy shit I remember you XD

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>>694074816
>general male sex toy thread

got fucked with this a few days ago. shit was so cash

>>694110370

Ha HA! I'm scared, but proud to know I made some kind of impact.

>>694110482
fuck off jew we see through your lies

>>694110482
My girlfriends is bigger

>>694110788
>>694110482

Definitely small for a black one, eh?

>>694106087

Hey, it's been an hour. You back yet? Share that link for that dude.

>>694110164
What doll forum?

>>694109690
I'd like you to sit on my face.
kik: lycurgus1337

>>694111104

Just stick a com after dollforum

>>694111104
try Deep Hentai

>>694111422

Someone above said it went 403 on him.

>>694088987
No friction...

>>694111475

I managed it back when I was a young'n. Don't really remember needing any special techniques to get off with it. I definitely like my current toys more, but these worked fine for what they were.

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>>694111466
it went

>>694111418
>>694111422
Thanks

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>>694105468
>>694111084
Sorry im late but I found it I think

Check "kanojotoys.com" search for succubus and you should find what I think is the right one. They have it in stock and worldwide shipping.

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>>694111800

I remember that site! It's where I learned of the existence of little boy butt scent. Japan is weird.

>>694112088
Oh what the fuck....

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>>694110917
Mavin

>>694112088
I have seen a lot of things from Japan, but this is going too much

>i've seen used panties in the same page too, i dont know what to feel about Japan right not

>>694083451
made this, its fine no need to buy shit

>>694112374
I've tried and I can't fit in it. I've even switched to those shitty onion fry thing cans in the baking isle and thin scrubpadless sponges.

>>694112374

Have you used a real one though? I used a number of different improvised pussies and for the most part you get what you pay for. A couple of sponges and a glove just isn't as good as a decent masturbator.

>>694112374
>>694112656

Seriously guys, just buy a $30 toy. You'll kick yourself for not getting one sooner.

>>694112822
I bought one of those sex in a can ones and a fleshlight before and those ripped after like 4 uses. Thats a LOT of money to spend when i can makeshift shit for $10.

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>>694074816

>>694107882
Cranberries. Eat lots. Makes it smell sweeter.

>>694113311
is that a prostate with cancer insert?

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>>694113331
Why the fuck would I want that when I deliberately keep it stinky? I started cheating on my first boyfriend before we even had sex for the first time the second he mentioned that I should "smell like strawberries" down there

>>694083608
I'd rather use my hand... Ffs

>>694085701
kek

>>694113605

Does it smell like rotting seafood though? How would you describe it, being more precise than "stinky"?

>>694113605
Whatever floats your boat I guess.

http://kagero.g-serve.net/jewel/xs_hathena/

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>>694113976
It smells like dirty pussy

it only smells a bit "fishy" if theres leftover cum that didnt drip out

I dont really know how would one describe the smell though, people tend to use the word musky but I think its more "stingy", kind of tickles and burns your nose while smelling really erotic

then again every girl doesnt smell the same

>>694114192
>it only smells a bit "fishy" if theres leftover cum that didnt drip out

Damn bitch, way to get even hotter.

>>694080889
15,6 cm? my dick doesn't even fit in there

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>>694114145

Sooo good!!!

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Did anyone ever get into earfucking? If that ever was your calling on this earth nows your chance.

>>694114192
What a girl smells like TO YOU is a measure of how biochemiccally suited you are to each other. If she smells pleasant or even better, like nothing but skin, then your body chemistries complement each other and your children will be healthier than both of you.
If she generally smells like wet hair, or anything unpleasant, she aint a keeper.
Incidentally, the way alcohol and the contraceptive pill mess with your hormones means anyone you meet while drinking will most likely be wrong for you. Alcohol drops testosterone for men and raises it for women, the pill wrecks her naturally more sensitive sense of smell and makes you smell different to her.
Meet people sober if you want a real, real good time.

I used that exact one it feels pretty damn good and its worth it but cleaning it sucks

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>>694114681
>What a girl smells like TO YOU is a measure of how biochemiccally suited you are to each other.

sounds kinda like a little life easter egg considering the first guy who was into sniffing my reeking cunt was my little bro

>>694114383
your fault for making me say things like that

I have one, theyre pretty awesome but im lazy so i refuse to cum inside of it. If you blow a load in there you have to wash it out well, whereas if you use water based lube and pull out last second, you can get away with just rubbing it down with corn starch to dry it. Dont cheap out though, i spent like 140 on mine and its wonderful

>>694086837
Bro get real. you shouldn't have to put up with masturbating with just your hand, just coz you're a dude. Wtf is wrong with you. It feels better and is probably better for you than using your hand aka death grips. God damn people are fucken stupid

>>694114681
Is that why testosterone and 5 days a week in the gym won't get rid of these man tits?

Cus I'm a fucking alcoholic?!

>>694114943
>sounds kinda like a little life easter egg considering the first guy who was into sniffing my reeking cunt was my little bro

No, really, you need to stop hitting every one of my fetishes. Wishing I was your little brother.

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ITT:

disgusting degenerates.

Jesus this thread.

>>694114943
>first person into sniffing my reeking cunt was my little bro
Story
Now

>>694115388
Thoughts on woman using dildos?

>>694114943
tits or gtfo attention whore

>>694114943
Her kik is Ninanuunuu

I know this is gonna sound like a humble brag or some shit but what toys would folks recommend for girthier people? Cause i keep hearing good things about all these toys, go out and spend $100+ dollars, have fun for maybe 2 sessions, then have to throw it away after major tearing.
Half the shit i find seems made for japanese national standard size so I can't use half that shit as those with solid walls tend to not even let me in or those without rip fairly easy.
Closest i found before giving up was the tenga flip but it was too short and i couldn't use the locking piece without it feeling like it would crack.

>>694115542

Obviously it's sexually empowering. Anyone have that double standard pic from the femnazi hate threads?