>>694059167
Did your hand feel good stroking yourself?

How did you put your dick in your own ass?

>>694059167

Was it a dog or a cat?

>>694059167
Did you give him the ol' reach-around?
Are you still allowed to teach sunday school?

You switched from your right hand to your left hand?

>>694059167
was it nice and loose?

>>694060455
No very tight. Could only fit one finger in at first.

>>694059167
How much blood?
How tight was it?

>>694060563
Left a 3-inch circle of blood on the mattress. Was very tight.

When's the last time you cried?

>>694060790
I guess about 10 years ago.

>>694060535
You just proved that the Virgin in question is you.

>>694060709

Was it painful? For you? For her?

>>694060914
badass

>>694061024
Not for me. She made a lot of noise. I think it was painful for her at first but then she liked it quite a bit.

>>694061008
What makes you think that?

how did he feel?

>>694061313
It was a she.

>>694061008

Let's not be hasty. It could have been a cat.

Her first name?

What's interesting about you having sex with yourself?

>>694060535
>not very tight
>1 finger

you either have a shrimp dick or have fat fingers.

Could you feel the hymen break?

>>694063078
"No very tight" means no, it was very tight.

>>694062866
Misato

How fucking boring was it?

Had sex with a girl who's never had sex before earlier this year and it was not good at all.

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>>694059167
How'd you manage to get your cock up your own ass?

>>694063183
Yes but it wasn't that thick.

>>694063330
How much did you buy her for?

>>694059167
Congratulations on masturbating for the first time in your life

>>694063339
Not boring at all actually. She was very into it. Ended up fucking three times in one night.

what's her name?

>>694063644
We went out for dinner which was about $90. Then had drinks which was another $30. Plus $140 for the hotel. So in all I spent about $260.

>>694063812
Misato. I already answered that question.

>>694059167
>>694063835
Why did you take her to a hotel? Was she an escort?

>>694063835
Jesus fuck, guy, gross.

You just paid $260 for sex.

>>694064005
I'm married so I can't take her to my place.

>>694059167
Did she keep calling you a big guy, to which you would respond 'for you'?

>>694064022
I don't really look at it that way.

When is the van gonna get there, OP? Live stream it.

>>694063835
>cuck

>>694064022
Not OP but I fucked a hooker the other night for about that

>>694064229
But you did.

AND YOU'RE MARRIED?

Fucking eh, how bad is your life?

>>694064195
No. She just made a loud crying noises but didn't say anything.

>>694059167
Did he suck you or did you suck him?

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>>694063330
virgin my ass

>>694064442
Well I enjoyed the dinner, drinks, and sex. So it was worth it. And I didn't pay her anything.

>>694064498
Normally it's very painful. For you.

>>694064148
Well, you didn't answer the second question. Was she from Seeking Arrangement, and do you live in San Francisco or Seattle?

How was he?

>>694064498
I wonder what broke first, her body or her spirit.

>>694064591
>virgin my ass
doubt it

>>694064643
I'm pretty sure the deal with Seeking Arrangement escorts is that you're paying them this way versus cash. If anything, you're vastly underpaying what they should cost, which is just a different kind of unethical.

>>694064722
She wasn't an escort or pro. We met at the coffee shop earlier in the day.

>>694059167
How old is she?

>>694064817
I'm pretty sure my spirit broke long ago. I'm not a good person.

>>694064970
Did you meet her via seeking arrangement?

>>694065003
Just turned 23.

>>694065117
I don't know what that is. We met at the coffee shop.

>>694064722
No I don't live in those cities.

>>694065096
Do often get the urge to crash a plane? With no survivors?
Normally after getting caught, which is part of the plan.

>>694065148
23 year old virgin? Lucky motherfucker

>>694065221
Met under what circumstances?

>>694065352
No. Not sure what you are getting at either.

>>694063595
unless she was well underage, I'm calling total BS

>>694065529
Jesus man I'm the only person baneposting this thread and you're entirely oblivious to it. I give up.

>>694065445
I started chatting with her and got her #. Then I texted her a couple hours later and we ended up going out for dinner.

>>694064970
Do you have kids?

Plan on being friends or didn't bother to get a name even?

>>694065653
Oh sorry. I don't know what baneposting is.

23, still has an intact hymen and so tight you couldn't fit a finger in. So anyone that has actually been with a virgin buying any of this?

>>694065775
Yes.

>>694065810
Yes I plan to have sex with her again and be friends.

>>694065841
>>694065221
I don't understand, are you from Japan and very confused? How did you find 4chan, and not know what anything of these things are?

>>694065861
I said I could only fit one finger in. I didn't say I couldn't fit a finger in.

>>694066272
No I'm American.

>>694066031
I feel sorry for them.

You should try to be a better father. Sacrifice is part of what you have to accept.
Why not bang the wife instead?

>>694066325
The chances of any 23 year old with an intact hymen, virgin or not, is pretty slim. There's a ton of things that tear hymens besides sexual stuff.

>>694066555
So you're just stupid?

>>694066659
I don't see how me having sex with a woman who is not their mom makes me a bad father. They don't even know about it.

I do bang the wife too.

>>694066909
The reason you don't see it is because, as obvious from the way you're answering these questions and using 4chan, you are an autist

>>694066805
I guess so, in that regard. I don't watch movies much. You were apparently making Batman references and I never saw that movie.

Real question here is, how overweight was she? Little chubby? Wumbo?

>>694066214
So you're willing to compromise the marriage and your kids' access to their father over some 23 year old who made your dick wet once?

>>694067044
Thanks for the diagnosis.

>>694067363
She had a petite and very nice body. Not overweight at all.

>>694067402
>caring about kids or women
Lel kys newfag

>>694067402
I guess so. This is not the first time I've cheated, but this is the first time I've ever had sex with a virgin. My wife wasn't even a virgin.

>>694067848
do you have assburgers

>>694067964
Nope, I'm pretty normal.

>>694068179
How much Adderall do you take? If you don't, have you ever tried getting an ADD diagnosis?

>>694068543
This is very off topic now, but don't take any medications. I've never tried getting an ADD diagnosis and don't need to.

>>694067848
I don't get why people act like cheating is the epitome of poor morality. You don't hit your wife or kids and you pay your taxes right? Idgaf if you put your pickle in someone who's not wearing a ring.

>>694067783
So edgy

>>694069223
No I'm otherwise a good father and husband. I don't get it either because having sex with multiple partners is a totally normal human tendency.

>>694068906
I kind of want to figure out what's wrong with you is all. Like maybe you're just a run of the mill misogynist, or maybe you've reached the end of your station in life and decided to forfeit it all in pursuit of some petite Asian girl.

>>694059167

The Samsung Galaxy S6 is a nice phone.

>>694069551
>>694069595
>>694069223

Oh your problem is that you're poly. I guess you just married a dumbass then.

>>694059167
>Replies: 97 / Images: 2

Way to go OP, faggot

>>694069595
A misogynist doesn't like women. I think I have the opposite problem.

And this isn't the first petite asian I've done this with. My original pic was another girl.

>>694059599
>>rekt
/thread

>>694069889
Not OP but you did reply to one of my comments, it's an ignorance is bliss thing. OP gets to fuck someone other than the wife (which honestly the same pussy is pretty boring after 6 months let alone years) she doesn't know and no one gets hurt

>>694069658
Yes thanks. I took that pic myself with another girl.

>>694070147
>>694068179
>>694067415
How can you not see that with how literally you interpret things, you're almost definitely an autist?

Or think of it this way. The less you feel when you're getting insulted, the more likely you are to be an autist.

Or a psychopath. I don't really think you're a psychopath though, that's actually really rare.

>>694069889
What do you mean "poly"?

>>694070336
polyfags come out of the woodwork

>>694059167
So you masturbated?

>>694070488
I'm just answering these questions literally and dispassionately. I think you are getting the wrong impression of my personality.

>>694070488
lol stop acting like you can read this guy by looking at some shit he typed out. fucktard

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>>694070288
You waited that long to samefag?

Pathetic.

>>694070147
Are you taller than 5'11"? What's wrong with your wife?

>>694070597
Not even poly, I expect monogamy from my current relationship, but discretion is key and ignorance is bliss.

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>>694069551

Exactly! I'm sure OP's wife's boyfriend was stretching her out while OP got his pecker wet, But no big deal right? I mean, you probably watch him fuck her anyways, right? It's normal for humans to have multiple sexual partners, right?

>Pic related - It's OP

>>694070739
Yeah, apparently your personality is "high school debate captain"

I guess your wife doesn't like you? Has she ever called you immature?

>>694071079
23 yo virgins do get along with immature people pretty well

>>694066909
"They don't even know about it. "
Yet.

Eventually you will fuck someone with an STD and when the missus gets the crabs or warts or something then your going to have some challenges explaining why.

And a divorce isn't a sign of good parents.

>>694071040
How do you conclude OP is a cuck for fucking someone other than his wife? Are you a closet moralfag? If anything OPs wife got cucked.

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>>694071079
Oh, come on, I'm sure she loves him! Almost as much as her boyfriend.

>>694070849
I'm slightly taller than 5'11. Why do you ask?

Nothing is wrong with my wife. I just don't let her snoop around on my phone and I control the bank accounts.

>>694071079
I get called names on occasion. Usually jerk or asshole, but I've never been called immature.

>>694071457

>literally and dispassionately
>nothing is wrong with my wife
>cheats on her

>>694071345
Lol I'm saying that by his "Logic" him being cucked is acceptable in his mind. Since it's acceptable for him to cuck. Unless of course he is some kind of hippocrates

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>>694071338
She was actually pretty mature and very matter of fact about things. That's why I think we'll definitely be seeing more of each other.

>>694071768
What does she say you do when she calls you a jerk or an asshole? I'm not asking you what you think you do, I'm asking you what she says you do.

>>694070576
it means you don't stick to on partner.

>>694059167
So you know this chick will ALWAYS come back to you. No matter what you do, how ever many time you split, she'll always want your D.
So my question is, You gonna waifu that shit?

>>694071954
Here's an example: I'm trying to watch TV and she stands in front blocking the screen talking to me about her day. I tell her to step aside so I can watch TV while listening to her story. Then I get accused of not listening and being a jerk. That kind of stuff.

>>694071927
Does she know that you're married and have children?

>>694070576
Polyamory or polygamy means multiple sexual partners

>>694071457
the height thing is just another thing that's wrong with you. like maybe you think people actually like you because of you, but it's really because you're tall. especially tiny asian girls. you're probably not bothered by this, but like you're not a normal person anyway and certainly not a rational one

>>694072172
I'll probably hit it again. I'm not going to marry her though.

>>694072268
>>694072268
Not yet. She didn't ask. I'll bring it up eventually. My policy is not to lie, so if she asks I'll tell the truth.

>>694072234

you own a tv? is your problem that you are old?

>>694072356
Is this harlot aware of your infidelity? Or did you take off the ring to sneak?

>>694072234
Are you a lawyer?

>>694072356
>>694072576
This one intrigues me OP

>>694072314
Frankly I don't care why they like me. And I don't see why my height is something wrong. If anything its a positive. On the other hand she was pretty short, but I like that. Just my type. So maybe we were both eachother's type.

>>694072576
I don't wear a ring and no she doesn't know about the wife.

>>694072472
Lol didn't feel like it was appropriate to toss in a "Oh shit forgot to mention I'm married and should be home tucking in my child right now.", yeah that probably would have killed the mood. Most normal women aren't interested in being homewreckers, if she finds out, she'll prob want nothing to do with you in the future... Unless she's just a Jezebel

>>694063480
He's Bam Margera

>>694072657
You mean that other girl in the pic? What do you want to know? Definitely not a virgin.

>>694059167
What was her name?

>>694072623
Good guess.

>>694072973
>>694072811
Nah you answered for me op

>>694072819
That might have killed the mood, you are right.

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>>694073037

>My policy is not to lie, so if she asks I'll tell the truth.

Well that's your problem. Women fucking hate lawyers :)

Lawyers think that it's about not lying, as opposed to being trustworthy. They take things too literally. Also, only someone who went to law school would be stupid enough to not know all this pop culture stuff but has read a case about 4chan so knows what this website is.

Cheers mate, I sympathize. You are unprepared for the level of shame people will make you feel for sleeping with a bunch of petite asian girls just because you couldn't listen to your wife's day for 15 minutes.

Who bled first

>>694073797
No blood from me, but she left about a three inch stain on the mattress.

>>694073706
Yes being a lawyer doesn't make you more likeable as a person, that is certainly true. Occupational hazard I suppose.

>>694072521
I do own 3 TVs. I'm 19 years older than the virgin girl so you can figure that out...

>>694074516
then you should definitely try Seeking Arrangement