ITT: Post your favorite movie quotes.I'll start.To-Ma-Toes! You cut em, slice
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ITT: Post your favorite movie quotes.I'll start.
>"To-Ma-Toes! You cut em, slice em, put em on a sandwich
>>694046822
You cant even do it right
>Po-Ta-Toes? Boil em? Mash em? Stick em in a stew?!
Why aren't you smiling?
-funny man
>>694046975
newfag
>>694046822
it's potatoes moron. watch it again to see
Sent from my Android phone
>>694047277
>Sent from my Android phone
top kek
>"Luke, I am your dad"
>>694046822
To make the meme work, you need to post a pic of the wrong character as well.
>>694046975
Too obvious
>>694047178
Also too obvious.
>>694048067
>"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEESSSSSSS"
Badges, we don't need no stinkin badges
>>694048511
>join me in lights idea. Together we can stop the emperor and free the galaxy
Am I threatening you?? No I just read your tea leaves this morning and you look a little accident prone.
You want the truth, you can't handle the truth.
>>694047277
>ITT: Newfag gets trolled
May we have the night canopy please?
>you're a small guy
>>694047277
>4046822▶>>694046975 >>694047277 >>694048427
> ITT: Post your favorite movie quotes.I'll s
its so summer in here
"All will be lost in time like rain in tears"
Dang Norm you got Arbys all over me
People should not be afraid of the government. The government should be afraid of the people.
We're going to need a bigger boat
> I know what you're thinkin', punk. You're thinkin' did he fire six shots or only five? Now to tell you the truth, I forgotten myself in all this excitement. But bein' this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it'll blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?!
>>694049032
>its so summer in here
Coming from the guy that can't even link replies or greentext properly. kek.
>trails, where we're going, we dont need trails
Okay then, that's where we'll draw the line
That just like European man.
-Steve Buscemi
Squeal like a pig, Squeal like a pig,
I'm so horney, I sucky fucky you all night long
>>694046822
"It's tape."
I'll tell this guy something, he'll like it.
-Big Daddy
< May the Farce be with you, JJ Abrams.
< And also with you, Disney.
>We need to talk to each other more
Prison Guy, Prison Pete
> The greatest trick the nigger ever pulled was convincing the world he dindu nuffin.
>I'm going to shoot you with a gun
Gangster Gary
>This ship's too small
Shark Movie 1
>>694050435
Kek top
>"I drink up all your oil, suck it all up just like your mother suckled on me till I was drained dry, you little faggot"
>today we celebrate the 4th of July
-day of independence
>>694051015
Top kek
Are you speaking to me? Are you speaking to me?
>>694051792
Shit, forgot the title.
Cab Driver
>>694051941
i think its actually uber driver
>You're great at telling jokes!
Best Friend Guys
>>694050767
>Gangster Gary
kek
>drugs are fun
drugs dude
>>694046822
0/10.
saged.
>You're not special individual person
Anarchist Edgelord
>I'll play along with your game
Doctor Dan the Western Man, "Arizona"
>>694046822
>Only one thing left to do, tonight I'm gonna bill Kyle
>>694052019
That was the 2008 remake with Queen Latifah.
>>694053426
oh yeah! wasn't seth meyers in that as well, playing a security guard?
>>694052998
One woman's relentless search for the billable hours she is owed.
>I could have won that boxing match!
Chris the Clobberer, "The Dockworker"
>>694048564
Is that a chewing substance in your mouth?
>>694046822
Verbal:
>"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist"
Hi Phillip, what's up?
>If you build it, they will come
mfw this is actually considered wrong
>>694052998
>>694053611
top zozzle
>Selfishness is what you want
Stock Trading
If you could just go home and take the rest of the day off. That would be fantastic.
i want these mother fucking planes off this mother fucking snake
"We lose! Game's ended, game's ended man!
"You're an average sized guy"
-FBI
>Happy Birthday Son!
>Thanks Dad!
Space Movie 3
TODAY, WE LUNCH IN FRANCE!
>>694046822
"You are a man of great size"
NSA man
>>694046822
why is this so fucking funny
>welcome to heaven
-needle head guy
Your are a Magician Harold.
-Hodor
>>694046822
You son of a bitch
ANNABELLE!!!!!!
>I will return
-Arnold Schwazenegro
>>694046822
Do you feel punky luck?
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is Allah when I lay my vengeance upon thee
>>694055000
>Hiya, I'm Irving Martinez!
Would you like to meet my father? Come on Inside!
The Bedtime Story
>>694049734
gets to me everytime
>>694046822
Wrong quote. It's
"Ge -la- tto, spoon it up, in a bowl, eat it for dessert"
Where the Chinese women at?
You're going to need a smaller car.
>>694049488
You're doing it wrong.
>>694048993
Proportionally
>>694056688
Dubs don't lie
one of the most memorable scenes i can remember is: my ancestors are smiling at me, imperials. can you say the same?
blows my mind every time
Get over it
>You know what they call one fourth of a pound burger with cheese in paris?
Frankly, my dear, I don't care that much.
_Gone with the breeze
>Ya-hoo Cowboy!
Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kentucky anymore.
The sorcerer of oz
Bring me up Stevie
-captain skywalker
I love the smell of napalm in the evening
-Apocalypto
hey guy, where's my ride?
We are headed to a place not requiring a roadway
Back to the future.
>I wish I was smart
Hay Guy, "The Story of Tornado Tina"
>>694046975
lurk moar, it's never enough
Bond, Javier Bond
>>694057941
>The Story of Tornado Tina
Hope it syncs with the first Papa Roach album or something
>>694048993
For me.
> You're a witch harry.
>You want me to talk to you?
>Of course I do, Mr. Barnes! It gets very lonely here! Let's have a chat!
The Spy and the Yellow Man
>I'm your dad, Leo
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some baked beans and a nice Zima"
Silence of the Lads
Wow, this is delicious hotdog
-space nigger
>English, my good man, do you speak it?
Sam Tarly
>Tit tit, Tat tat! Don't be a spoiled brat!
Tit Tats, Hershey Man's World
"I'm gonna shoot some pale people"
Djingle
>>694058662
>I know you are, Mr Eastwood
SHOW ME THE CURRENCY!!
Jerry Mcgonagall
Some beings just want to see the planet explode.
>Autumn is ending
Dead Guy
Don't inform me of the statistical probability
Hand Solo
>CAAAARLOS!!!
-Corporal Spook
>I'm depressed
Tino Capistrano
>>694059030
kek
>>694046975
Get the fuck out.
>We no gonna drive here! Is rat land!
-Johnny Dump
I put forth a proposition that he could not debate
The Grandfather
>>694059624
That's not how Wingardium Leviosa works
"Every man lives, but not every single man ever truly dies." Such a moving quote.
Also "I am leaving, but I'll be returning shortly, ok?"
Two of my favorite action movies.
Mrs. Doubtfire, are seducing me?
-The Graduation
>>694046822
I'll be back.
Get to the choppa!
I lied.
>More Passport!
The 13yo me fapto lady.
Are you not amused?
>>694046822
"Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' train!
You should really believe in scary tales miss smith, you're in one-major John peacock
>It's fish food.
Angry Aaron
>Your daddy takes is up the ass in heaven.
The scary pukie girl.
>>694052723
>Anarchist Edgelord
Kekkled
Why does he wear the pants?
Bruce Springstein
>>694060441
>Angry Aaron
my fucking sides
>>694053611
>Billable
Jesus christ, did you do that on purpose?
Django Unchained -
>Put a soccer field right here
The Dreaming Farmer
>>694060648
lol
Nobody sinks down here
Dollarsmart
Nino: Fuck you eating chink food in my fucking restaurant?
Bernie Rose: What's a Jew doing running a pizzeria?
>I like many sex! Brofist!
Ratbo
>Rumph! Rumph! Rumph!
Matthias McHolymoly
O captain! My captain!
>bye felicity
-Saturday
>>694046822
>We claim this castle in the name of the 4chan!
Unsatisfactory
Undying Ray
"pictures of spiderman"
-jameson
>>694060904
>Rumph
lol wut
>I hope all of you can understand me!
Rowdy Randy, Gang Fighters
>>694056346
Does he LOOK like a BITCH
Clever boy
>The game has ended fellas the game has ended
Dead spaceman.
>Might I inform you that me and my companions, of whom I can only speak in the highest regards, have recently conquered all your bases with the intention of making them our own.
Video game guy.
>>694061345
Is his female offspring
>YOU WERE MY SISTER, ANNABELLE!
>YOU WERE THE FROZEN GUN.
>YOU WERE MEANT TO STOP THE SNOW, NOT START IT!
>NOW I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LET IT GO!
>YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS
Ralph Nader
>>694061619
I know. Its just funny reading it out loud.
Fiiiiiighters
Come out and compeeeeeeeete
-The Fighters
>>694061649
Forgot to link the quote to the character who said it.
>Obi Dontcha Knowme
>Get your hadns off me, you damn, dirty nigger.
>"They're greeting her, and then they're going to greet me. Oh my word!!"
>>694060441
Delirious Dante would've been better.
Would you nicely?
-Atlas Shrugged
>Snake Solid. Why does it always have to be Snake Solid?
Wisconsin Smith.
>>694062360
Fan of Raging Randy myself
>>694060441
Fish food oo hah hah
-Nemo
>I'm Not A Boy, I'm a true feminine Penis Girl.
Pistachio.
>looks like burger is back on the menu guise
-the hobbit
>>694063206
Kek
>>694061572
Dank
>>694046975
Look, maybe you should just go, alright?
>>694064115
Maybe anon should just go.
Really makes you think
>>694050091
Sub reviewed post, I chuckled hard
>>694052995
You ain't no paisley, you ain't no paisley at all Johnny Bingo
>>694054558
"oh that's just good"
>goodbye, Clarice
- Agent Mulder
>>694065036
>I'd bone me, I'd bone me soft
>feminine penis guy
>You're an Astronaut, Clarence.
Emma Watson; Clarence Insecticide and the Alchemists Rock.
>>694062210
toppest of keks. what a godawful movie.
>>694063295
But their arms, they won't want them.
-skimshask
You're shredding me to pieces Lucy!
Best movie in the universe
>>694066778
Except for the aforementioned tearing of me apart
>>694066717
>what about their heads, they're moldy?
-elf guy
I sqeench my family
>>694046822
>Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around, you could miss it
Davey crawled into a sewer and came inside. - donald Hart
>>694067260
"Then there would be millions of disappointed children around the world."
Head Workshop Elf
-Rodolph the Red Nosed Raindeer.
>>694067260
Don't eat 'em!
>>694068890
dont knw why it didn't post pic
>>694068990
>we havent had nothing but fresh baguettes for 3 smelly hours!
-the real hero
>>694068990
Kek
awe man, my thread is going to die. well it was fun guys.
Bruges is fairly unpleasant - Charles the child-capper
>>694046822
"I'll return."
- The Eliminator
>*moans*
>>694071617
>- The Eliminator
kekel
total recollection
>I'm Batman
>>694046822
I Shall Return
-Really buff Austrian robot from future
"Hasta la vista, buddy."
-The Eliminator
>>694071617
>>694072336
Fuck I didnt see this... alright
I would like to engage in a game
-Puzzle Piece
"It's probably a tumor."
-Kindergarten Teacher
>>694046822
The name is James, James Bond
>>694073108
"Shaken, or stirred."
>>694049515
b8d son
>>694073201
Sitrred
-James goldbond
>>694050170
Gtfo here
>>694073417
Do you expect me to fuck?
>James Band
No Mr. Band, I expect you to lie!
>WewLawdfimger
>>694055005
can't see the difference???
>>694073881
>*stays silent*
>throws fedora
-evenjob
Brb - robot from the past
"Does he look like a bitch?"- Chris Rock (Space Jam)
"I actually kinda like the snakes on this plane"
>>694074422
>please depart helicopter
-robot from the future
>>694074500
kek
>it aint the tea in my kitchen, its the dead black guy in my garage
- John Travolta (Jackie Brown)
Dont fuck with me fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo
-mommy dearest
>I'm bateman
-Bruce Wayne
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