>>694045786
lmao i do that spasm shit too bro

Sauce? Left one is Samantha 38G or something like that, if im correct. Dont know the right one

>>694045786
Do you have sauce on that OP?

>>694045786
I do all of that stuff OP, except instead of plotting to murder them, I plot to somehow get them drunk instead. The spasm thing definitely affects me the most and I can easily relate to that.

>>694045786
SAUCE DOOD

>>694045786
all normal people do this you special snowflake

>>694045786
First sauce, then answers.

>>694046455
The one on the right is Karen Fisher if that helps

I spasm. Sometimes I can't filter myself and do it in front of people. I'd like to think I'm sly enough to have controlled the volume of whatever comes out my mouth, or cover it up by somehow formulating a similar sounding sentence out of it

>>694045786
when i'm trying to fall asleep i pretend that the zombie apocalypse happened and i'm talking with a girl over a radio, but she's really far away and we can never meet

>>694046455
>>694046569
>>694046820
>>694047043
I HAVE THE SAUCE
http://m vporn com/bbw/samantha-g-karen-fisher/822560/>>694045786


The lesbian shit is about 4 minutes in
Don't forget to add in the periods!!

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>>694047428
Thanks /b/ro

>>694045786
>cringe when people touch me
>constantly touch soft objects whenever possible
>cringe at the thought of licking wooden Popsicle sticks
>paint my nails just to peel the polish off a few hours later.

jerk off and blow my load to my sleeping sil

>>694047953
I always touch things in public

>>694045786

Almost all, especially the spasm. I'll even blurt out a couple words if I'm really sperging out. No buttholes though, that (literal) shit's gross.

>>694048202
I walk through my job if I ever have to take a call and just touch all the soft clothing.
Usually I'll just wear something soft to avoid having the urge to do so though.

>>694047953
Fuck
>cringe at the thought of licking wooden Popsicle sticks

I dont eat ice blocks because of this.

>>694045786
Yeah, I do all that.

>>694048425
The solution I've found is to get the Popsicle moulds at the store with the plastic sticks.
Rehab monster Popsicles are my favorite.

>>694046130
>>694045786

I do that too except now it's gotten to the point where I've started having tourettes like tics i.e I'll shout out words like cunt/nigger/exct sometimes it just comes out as clicking noise I can make with my mouth

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>>694046455
>>694047080

FYI, Karen is known to escort.

I wouldn't fuck her as 99.44% of pornstarlets have STDs (especially herpes and HPV).

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Pick my nose and eat it
Pick my pimples
Pick my scabs (don't eat)
Chew my nails
Sniff my BO almost constantly on days I don't wear deodorant
Have a huge daddy complex

All this and I'm a girl. No girl is as gross as me, fuck

>>694045786
>Literally jump and moan and start having a hard on whenever people touch the back of my neck.
>Hugging my dog or using it's belly as a pillow as a way of feeling safe when i go to sleep, can use humans instead,
>Thinking of rekt and nightmare fuel threads until my girl cums so i don't finish before her.
>Dancing every fucking second in standing up or walking, even if just with my hands, sometimes full dance off while shopping.

>compulsively check the pics you shouldn't share threads. My wife had a fling with a guy and she said they never took pics, she's a bad liar and I'd love to find one on there. I'd of course use it to ruin her life.

Yes, something is wrong with me.

>>694050207
Marry me?
Also tits and timestamp, you know the rules.

>>694050207
>pick my nose (don't eat)
>pick scabs (also don't eat)
>chew nails
>smell BO and think I should put deodorant on, but don't
Not quite as gross as you, but I'm close yo.
I figure when my husband gets home I'll be less gross.

>>694050466
I know that feel anon

>>694046752
Holy shit. I do that all the time too. I've been doing it since I was around 10 so 20 years. I thought it was just me.
I usually shout out "fuck you" (telling myself that. ) or "I hate myself"

>>694045786
Are you me

>>694045786
Yeah. Spasmfag here.
Spasms also happen when thinking about potentially bad future events

I won't use a bathroom after someone else has taken a shit in it...not because I can't stand the smell, but because I'm worried the person after me will see me leave the bathroom and think it was me who caused it.

Think.

>>694045786
If you don't have tossing the girl's salad in your repertoire, your toolbox is incomplete. As long as they're clean, it's well worth the trouble. 99.9% of girls if they know that fucking is imminent, will excuse themselves and use the restroom/freshen up the vajeen.

>cringing at the thought of dragging nails on drywall/brick
>deathly afraid of broken glass to the point of near panic
>pick at scabs and not them heal because satisfaction will be lost

>>694045786
>>spasm when thinking about a bad memory
Yes.

>>lick girl's buttholes'
Never dated a girl long enouigh to feel comfortable about doing this, but kinda want to

>>eat food in front of the fridge or pantry
Nah

>>plot to kill people i hate when trying to fall asleep
Well, not so much when trying to sleep.

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I quite honestly don't think anyone else does this.

>watch my poo come out of my ass by looking at the reflection through my legs.

to do this one must sit a little forward on the toilet, this is to allow the light to shine in from behind you. you can now see the shape of your ass cheeks through the reflection on the water. now if your poo is long enough you can see it as it comes out! happy shitting!

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>>694050507

I'm also fucking lazy too. And I don't feel like waking up my husband with the flash, sorry.

Only added I was a girl because it makes it even more disgusting.

>>694050514
Man, I don't know why I eat the shit from my nose. It doesn't even have a taste it's just habit.

And, home? Is he away? Mine is sleeping next to me.

>>694045786
>everytime i cum i do a little shake
>go up stairs on all fours sometimes
>at friends i pick my nose and rub my boogers on their carpet when they arent looking
>fart and quickly put my head where i farted to smell it
>pluck an ass hair
>drink straight from the carton/bottle wherever when noone is looking
all i can think of rn

>>694045786

If anyone wants to fuck the one on the right, here is her hooker page.

http://www.eros.com/washington/seattle/files/714704.htm?sf=26&sch=xxx&sid=48&loc=2

>>694051243
What size are your tits?
Would you fuck your father?

Maybe try being less disgusting?

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>>694045786
>spasm when thinking about a bad memory
>lick girl's buttholes'
>eat food in front of the fridge or pantry
>plot to kill people i hate when trying to fall asleep
Literally me man wtf

>Moans and semi hard on when touched in my spine, spasms when thinking about it.
>Punching walls and doors, even if slowly, everywhere i go.
>Only sleep with something living by my side, even if a dog, can't fucking sleep alone.
>Kissing and hugging everyone when i first meet then, even dudes, brazilian thing, really weird on the USA, but it helps me to get a measure of the person.

>>694050207
>Have a huge daddy complex
tell me more, tell me more

I think about embarrassing cringeworthy times from my past and I make-believe put a gun in my mouth and say I'm a gay fucking idiot over and over

>>694051243
I've considered it, but I just don't care for the taste.
Apparently it's actually good for you though,
He's in the military, been away for the last six months. It's been a slow hell, and I've gotten infinitely grosser.

>>694051564
I also want to add that when i encounter a bad memory when trying to fall asleep i start counting really fast in my head.

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>>694051118
wat

>>694045786
>ITT: Things you do that you don't think other people do

> I pull the "Burn Notice" thing (if you've watched the series then you know) where I internally narrate my actions explaining them.

> Used to feed my mom my cum
> 1 cup skim milk
> 1 scoop vanilla protein powder
> blueberries
> 1 tbsp semen

> I'd watch her drink it then go fap furiously.

>>694051118
>watch my poo come out of my ass by looking at the reflection through my legs.
done this a few times

I have this crazy thing where I visualize myself eating a disposable razor. The chewing the plastic up, the super sharp blades getting stuck in my teeth and cutting up my tongue trying to free them. The slimy, irony blood flowing faster and faster. The pain, doubled with the confusion of just why the fuck I can't stop eating the razor.

I have this enter my head every time I shave. Hopefully I don't ever do it.

>>694051885
I guess that's cool if your mom is hot.

>>694051448
>>694051574

D cup, and honestly if my father wanted it I probably would. I love my dad. He's honestly the nicest and most amazing man I know.

But for now I have a bdsm daddy. We fuck and he spoils me rotten, calling me princess and babygirl.

>>694051615
That sucks, I hope you make it OK

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>>694045786
I love /r/askreddit AMA

>>694048082
im so happy that my sister isnt a light sleeper

>>694051358
>>694051358
are you me?

>>694051945
huh, i really thought that was original

>Have to urinate after cumming
>wash my asshole with wet tp after finishing up wiping
>feel like calling up random people from my past and threathening their life while Im working

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>>694045786
>fap over sink so balls can sit on cold ceramic
>when using public restroom, I grab three paper towels ams wet them. I use one to wipe any dried piss off the seat, then the remaining two to thoroughly clean myself
>refuse to discuss politics or religion with friends and family

>>694052263
might be, but im weird as fuck sometimes.

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>>694045786
I do all of those things, but maybe not plot to kill. Sometimes I do think about strangling someone I hate. I think strangling someone would be the most satisfying way to off them.

>>694052265
>>Have to urinate after cumming
That's normal dude, everyone does it. It's actually a problem sometimes for me though.
I one time slept with a girl and i pissed myself while sleeping because i was too exhausted to actually go to the bathroom before sleeping.

Oh and I ofrgot this one

>In my room I always fashion some sort of box, where I throw all the snot after I picked my nose. Since I dont smoke I dont have an ashtray, so usually it's some small container or something I origamid into a box.

>>694052534
whenever i masturbate, i always do the piss feeling to see if i got to piss, and i can't continue anymore if i have to. so i usually keep bottles around in my room to piss in them so i dont have to go to the bathroom and come back to masturbate

>>694052715 <- just for informational purposes, this isnt me. And I dont do that.

>>694052265

>>694052009
I'm making it as well as I can, thank you anon.
I got back into self harm pretty bad so now just brainstorming ways to cover it up before he gets home

>>694048425
You eat blocks of ice??

>>694052265
>fbf.jpg
>fap then piss
>pipes are clean
This is entirely normal

>>694052951
ok

>Cry all the time
>go to sleep in bed fucked up, wake up somewhere else

>>694051601
Same here

>>694045786
do all of them

>>694047953
>cringe at the thought of licking wooden Popsicle sticks

same here, also grinding teeth on Popsicle sticks, made me throw up once just thinking about it

>>694053397
can you show tits please.

>think about how much of a loser I am
>Put myself down
>pick boogers then flick them, it doesn't matter where I am
>Wipe my butt then smell my fingers to make sure no shit got on them
>Nut into my boxers because no mess if a toilet isn't around
>Wonder if my dick is too small
>Flex and feel my muscles
>Make stupid and retarded noises
>Kek to myself when I think of memes
>Wonder what it feels like to have sex
>Play xbox almost all day

Only a few...

>>694050295
>Dancing every fucking second in standing up or walking, even if just with my hands
>hand dancing
What the fuck are you talking about?

>Touch almost everything I walk by in stores
>Activate all the lights in a light isle of a store
>Grass whistle (making loud, annoying shrieks with a blade of grass)
>Lick my lips while fapping
>Clean the ridges of controllers every once in a while
>Sit down in the shower and think
>Shopping cart drifting

>>694053683
I have penis. Continuing
>MDMA flashbacks
>rub my thumb and index finger together constantly
>avoid eating/making food in front of people

>>694053597
It's just awful. I think the same thing about licking any sort of fabric, but Popsicle sticks are more likely to happen.

>>694054084
I do those last too anon

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>>694045786

I actually have a similar spasm. But its when I realized that I nearly got myself killed in some fashion. Like drifting into another lane while driving or something like that. As soon as I realize how that could have killed me, instant spasm.

Also. I love licking girls buttholes. Ain't nothin' wrong with tongue in the bung.

>>694045786
Every time I take a piss, I have a mini seizure. A slight twinge of pain in my urethra and then an a tick of cocking my neck a few times

>>694046130
Same here. In my case, it's a semi-involuntary physical reaction to take my mind off the bad thoughts my brain doesn't want to deal with.

>I always have to leave a building through the door I came through or I get a bad feeling

>>694054314
You're just actually dying and being reborn or restarting from a checkpoint almost. Your spasm is basically just you "coming back".

>>694055083
My brain just has me do that regardless. But I share that same feeling. Almost like you came in your sisters Cheerios or something. Feels bad mang.

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I used to fap in my office over the clothes my wife used that day, shit I loved the texture in some of her dresses around my penis.

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>>694055185

I've actually had that thought before as well. Like my shiver is a ripple in spacetime where alternate futures diverge.

Would make a good sci fi book. (I'm sure its been done.)

>>694055511
Used to do this with GFs clothes. Can confirm. Awesome.

>Wipe the tip of my dick with tissue after I pee
>Stick my finger in my butt a bit when I wipe
That's pretty much it. Please tell me I'm not alone

Bite my nails and play with them in between my gums until they bleed

>>694055979
Thats pretty normal. Try using 2 ply soft toilet paper.

>>694056312
That's a fucking relief, thanks anon

>>694056224
I just bite my nails to trim. I hate the feeling of metal breaking my nails. And I used to chew them out of anxiety. When i was like 6. Now its just an after effect that makes me think twice before fingering a bitch. Could cut her up if I didnt nibble the nails lol

>>694045786
when i got surfing
>every time i duck dive i'll imagine a great white will come out of nowhere and take my head off
>i swear sometimes when i get up on a wave
>think that everything in the water is a shark

>>694056400
Nah man. Youre bound to find someone that has the same quirks. Just be glad it wasnt something obscenely weird haha

>>694056729
I thought sticking my finger up my ass was pretty fucked kek

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>Uninstall a game, such as WoW, thinking I should be doing more constructive shit with my life
>Reinstall the same game several days later
>Hate myself

posted this a few times and had no one else who does it...

whenever i beat off, right as i'm jizzing i think about how good it would feel to kill myself or die... it's almost involuntary... otherwise i have a great life and if i had my way i'd live forever...

i don't know why it happens... maybe my body is training itself for when i actually die and maybe it will feel good?

>>694055979
>Stick my finger in my butt a bit when I wipe
I do that also

>>694056872
.....nigger what. Have you looked where you're posting?

>>694057077
I do this sometimes but not exactly, usually something fucked up just pops in my head as soon im going to cum

>>694055632
Yeah, it has been done, it's called Undertale.

>>694055693
yeah, I know it was awesome, not sure why but it always felt so good.
to be honest, I can't remember why I stopped doing that.

>>694056988
that's just a WoW addict.

>>694050207
I feel you on the nose picking and eating bit, doesn't taste great or anything but it's just something I do. Also same to everything minus the daddy complex.

>>694045786
>Take a shit and then close the lid and jerk off without washing hands
>hug my pillow to sleep
>brush my teeth before i eat breakfast
>go into autistic rage when people touch me to get attention

pick up dying worms off the sidewalk after in rains and return them to dirt

>>694045786
Im addition to spasming when being forced to relive a bad memory in my head I often involuntary say "fucking shit" or something along those lines
Reassuring to know other people have to deal with similar shit