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Secrets thread continued

Post your secrets
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Is the girl who made her brother lick her still lurking? I missed the other thread dying.
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>>693924369
is this pasta or were we talking on the old thread about your experiences?
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>>693924369
Feel nice?
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>>693924369
Sounds like its time for a story
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>>693924610
OK, you asked for my email address I think?

you can email me on sv4pttz82b AT snkmail DOT com.

Just say hi and we can take it from there
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>>693924810
>>693924707
?????????????????????????
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>>693924369
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I watch captain picard with women and girls online. really fun.
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i take pictures of little girls in public to fap to at home and get extra delight knowing how angry their parents would be
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>>693925666
want vids
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I jacked off during my great grandpa's funeral
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usually about a month before i make sure to do some shopping for the things im going to need and space the items out among a couple different stores so its harder to track me. then every new moon when the night is the darkest i walk about 8 blocks to small farm with no street lamps just outside of town. i take only black cloths to cover the entirety of my body. i make sure to take sweat pants as opposed to black jeans or anything else because sweat pants are much quieter. first things first i take a syringe and a small amount of high strength laxative and use it on as many animals as i can before running out. they used to have chickens but it seems the laxative may have killed them all but watching the cows is pretty funny. after all the animals are set i let them loose to go and release their liquid anus around the yard. next i have to sneak inside. they used to leave the doors unlocked but since they started noticing they've been locking it. leaving my shoes on the front step as to lower my noise output i make my way inside to the couples bedroom. with another syringe i give them both a heavy sleep aid so they wont wake up for sure and ive been taking chloroform lately just in case. once they're taken care of i make myself somethign to eat, watch tv, or whatever i feel like doing. when ive had my fun i get to work on the couple. using either a knife or hydrochloric acid or both i mark each of them with lines or crucifixes or maybe a pentagram, whatever i feel like doing on their arms and legs, after tucking them both back in i raid their room for every scrap of clothes they have and take it outside to the front yard. i dump all their clothes and everythign im wearing onto a big pile along with the knife and whatever syringes i used and torch the whole pile. then i run home completely naked other than my shoes and lock pick set. ive heard about people talking about this happening and the police have gotten involved, but ive never been caught
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>>693924101
I think my mum cleaned piss from a bottle in my room. She said there was fermented orange juice in my room and said I was disgusting); I agreed.
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I had sex with a surgery changed trap. When i came home, i puked all over the floor.
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>>693928176
lying?
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Cheese pizza kik group?
Kik capcityeighty9
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>>693928957
>Cheese pizza kik group?
>Kik capcityeighty9
Y not post here?
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>>693924101
I just had sex with a tranny. I'm not gay (as I do not have romantic feelings for men) but I do get very sexually frustrated and will have sex with anything that will let me.
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I put the screw in the tuna.
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>>693929219
>>>693928556
>nop
Just zip some of that and upload, share. Dang.
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>>693929219
MODS MODS MODS
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>>693929178
Same anon here, I have a sex problem. Taboo stuff really gets me off, hence sex with a tanny. I need help...
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>>693929378
>>>693929219
>MODS MODS MODS
Smog?
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I jerk off to my cousin's ass
And I don't feel guilty at all, it's a great butt
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>>693929236
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>>693929457
Man whatever it's not that bad
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>>693929806
Why?
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>>693929219
my lord
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>>693929595
I remember this one study showed that the chances of deformities/genetic mutation with a cousin is about the same as a random member of the species. Scientifically speaking there's no reason to feel guilty.
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>>693924101
I rub my sister's toothbrush all over my balls and cock,then i cum on it.been doing this for a couple weeks now. did it today.the bristles were leaking .She's a virgin and I love knowing i'm the 1st guy who's had his cum in her mouth.
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>>693929219
Delete it anon before mods prune the thread.
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>>693929868
It's better than a gore fetish or fucking kids. Besides nothing wrong with being gay.
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>>693927784
Did it get wet?
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>>693927784
homo
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>>693924101
Dont tell anyone here, but im an anarchist and I support equality for all people. Most of you would consider me an SJW even though I think most of them are left fascists.
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>>693930004
That's well nasty.
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>>693930004
How old is she?
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>>693930033
I'm kinda into all that too, i feel like I'm slowly moving to that direction. And I'm not gay
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>>693930160
You're pretty lewd man. Tbh only fetish I have is butts and panties
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>>693924101
i used to watch mlp before i realized that i am a trash
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>>693930271
I know. I need help...
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>>693930147
she is of age. i'm a little bit older
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>>693930117
Enough said
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I want to fuck or see my mother fucked in her ass/pussy
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I come to this thread to ideally masturbate to your depravity.

Don't hold back, slut.
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>>693930437
Me too
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>>693925681
>greentext star trek fan fiction
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As much as I love my boyfriend, the fact that he's a furry and wants to be a trap really irks me. I wish he was a little more masculine.
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>>693924101
I'm a furry.
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>>693930437
I'll volunteer anon, don't worry about it bro, I'll take on for the team
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>>693927633
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I've been wanting to fuck my cousin for a couple years now. But shes just 1 year underage and would never consent to it, my aunt would also probably find out.
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>>693930437
HEY! I know her, she'll be so pissed when she sees this
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>>693930590
It's worth the read lol
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I give condoms to my 13yo niece who recently started being sexually active. her parents are conservative jesusfags who would probably die from a stroke if they knew she is having sex. I told her I'd keep it a secret and made her promise to always be safe. bought her one of those 500ct sampler packs, wonder which ones she likes the most...
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>>693930523
You're basically dating a faggot. My condolences. A furry and he wants to be a woman on top of it. How many times have you seen him cry?
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I always know when a commercial break is about to end
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>>693930472
Let's DP her
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I sucked my friends Dick on a bed in an old abandoned house in a neighborhood by where I live. We were both 14. Needless to say, we have never spoken again or seen each other after that. I'm 22 now. I've never told anyone this before, nor will I. Mind you I am not gay. I went on to fuck well over 20 females when puberty finished with me at 18. I guess I was just young and didn't know what I was doing. Idek.
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>>693930940
I'm down anon. In or around 602?
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>>693930811
He cries pretty easily, but he tries not to make it too obvious.

Honestly, I think he's gonna start changing up his body to look more feminine. He showed me one of those trap-mode aesthetics diet + workout things today and he seems excited to try it out. :/
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I had sex with my gf in her brothers bed
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>>693930452
we're guys you faggot
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>>693931075
Just get out now while you still have the chance. The person you know now probably won't be the same during and after the transition.

The furry shit is also another +500 faggot points so even if he wasn't going to transition I bet it's still annoying as fuck.

Find somebody with a benis who isn't afraid to to be a man and you'll be set.
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I took drugs tonight. Beyond fucked up. My family thinks I'm sober. I'm rolling my ass off.
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>>693931273
well done braskis
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me and my cousin would preform oral on eachotherevery time we would see see each other we still do anal together sometimes im male and my cousin is a girl
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>>693924101
I accidentally let my kid get drunk Friday night. Waifu was out at the movies with our other kids, and I remembered letting my parents try alcohol when I was still a kid. Apparently my kid is a lightweight loser, though. Wife doesn't know about it, so I'm in the clear for now.
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>>693931273
please give me a name
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>>693931268
I know I should but I love him so much. Why did I have to fall for him?
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>>693925828
>extra delight
Wonder what that feels like, you sick fuck.
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>>693931637
Well buy a strap-on a fuck him with it. I bet he'll love it.
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During spring break of my senior year, me and my friends road tripped to miami beach. One of the nights there I gave my friend scott a burger lased with 10 hits of lsd. Scott ended up in the hospital because he thought he was dying. Good times. We also partied with a homeless beach bum because he bought us liquor.
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I don't seed my torrents.
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>>693931797
I might as well at this point.
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>>693924101
I shot JFK from the grassy knoll.
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>>693930406
Well those guiders have proven their worth so i think most people would support them being in place as their authority can shown to have worth. If some rule or authority cant prove its worth it should be dismantled.

tl;dr: anarchist like things that make sense, hate things that dont
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When i was 13 i had extremely gay and loving sex with my friend(15) that lived next door. Completed with him blowing his load inside me.
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>>693932033
>>693932111
cheked.
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>>693931969
Has he dressed up as a girl in front of you?
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>>693932140
English is definitely not your first language. What country are you from anon?
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>>693932241
No, we've mostly just joked around about it.

Some of his fantasies with a character of his that resembles him have a lot of forced crossdressing, sissification, rape, and mind break though.
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I hate junkies and I enjoy bashing the absolute fuck out of them whenever I get the opportunity.

If they have anything of value on them, I take that as well.
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>>693930437
Ill do it if you promise to watch through privacy glass so i wouldnt have to see you.
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Naw, people will follow those things without regard for whether it makes sense or not. At a music festival in a stadium a few years ago, I moved one across the main walkway around the top ring for shits and giggles expecting someone to move it.
It was there until the festival ended at ~1-2am.
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Hello Jaryth
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I'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister, have been for a couple months
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I want to mate with this neighbor
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>Be me
>16
>Just ate a dodgy chinese
>thatcatwasterrible.png
>I farted a few minutes after eating it
>Was a chancey one.
>I dashed home
>Shit myself about half a mile from my home
>Food hadn't digested properly
>Bits of vegetables and noodles are still there
>No one at home
>Put trousers in washing machine
>Go for shower
>Walk back into kitchen short while later
>My mom has my trousers in her hands
>She's picking the bits of veg out of my trousers that the washing machine couldn't get rid of
>"Did you throw up anon"?
>Yeah mom, threw up.

Funniest moment of my life
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>>693932140
Reminds me of brokeback mountain. Its honestly a great movie tbh.
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>>693932930
Fuck you
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>>693932834
consensual or rape?
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>>693932497
Dam is he bi? Or just a sub? If you are a dom you might like it as well.
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my password is hunter14
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>>693932930
Nice try, FBI
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>>693932783
fuckin meant to quote >>693932111

Bonus secret: I peaked sexually at 15. Haven't had actual sex since.
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>meeting up with a fatty this week
>she's 150kg
>I'm 68kg
>I want to smash
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zero calorie peanut butter, my best kept secret
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I am a BBW trans sissy. I like to get high and dress up and cyber with men online. I would love to suck a man off one day.
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>>693933030
fucking kek
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>>693932806
>greentext
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>>693932784
Ew a faggot
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>>693932988
He's bi, he was a sub with everyone but me.

I'm a complete sub (I like degradation and everything) and we do a lot of master/slave stuff, but I dom for him sometimes if he really wants me to.
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>>693924101
I just found out that my girlfriend of 4 years shares the same father as I do. She was adopted, and as it turns out, she was my father's child from another relationship. I have a child with her. With my sister. I don't know what to do with this information.
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Dave I know you're here
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>>693933165
Fuck you "anon"
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Me and my younger sister used to fool around and lost our virginities to each other, I was 14 she was 12.
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>>693933236
Kys
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I'm a medicine student about to get my MD and whenever I'm at work, even if I should keep it professional - I always take the long way when it's a good looking one
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>>693933165
Also why is it 152x156
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>>693933256
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>>693932806
>Fuck buddy
>14

I think there's a different name for that....
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Every day my rape fantasies get substantially stronger. It's at that point where I feel like I spend the vast majority of the day fantasizing about kidnapping and raping someone over and over and over and over. I want to see them in emotional distress. Their struggling and screaming and pleading for me to stop would only make me that much harder. I'm doing my best to ignore it but holy shit I want it bad.
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>>693933093
According to label, no nutritional value other than sodium.
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>>693933136
>be me
>put penis in her vagina
>fuck her until she cums
>i cum in her
>repeat at least a couple times a week
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>>693924101
https://youtu.be/f_IsZef_-V0
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>>693933194
Why the fuck did you fall for him? While I'm sitting here with a girl that doesn't even call me sir or daddy. Fuuuuuuuuuuuk.
I'm more a sadist than a dom.
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>>693933363
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My ultimate secret weapon, I reveal to this thread: 1111111
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>>693933276
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I'm in love with Haruue. I'm pretty sure it's because her name reminds me of far away and I imagine a girl looking longingly into the moon on a beautiful spring night. She's a literal goddess of anime and I don't even care that she's anime because I love this girls so much. I wanted to tell you guys this for some reason. I wanted to tell you all I want to run away with Haruue!
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I had sex with my cousin often when i was 16 and she was 15
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>>693927784
same....
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>>693929875
>>693930030
>>693929378
>>693926229
Was it one of those guys that said He will delete the picture in one minute?
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>>693933362
consensual sexual intercourse
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>>693933429
I don't know. I thought he loved me when no one else did and I fell hard. I've been wanting to get over him ever since I fell for him but I can never get over him.

He's honestly the one who got me into rape, mind break, slave training, exhibition, and DDLG, so it's also just really fucking difficult to find anyone who can really please me like he does. I just wish he'd drop this furry/trap bullshit.
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>>693933509
fucking kill yourself you weeb cancer
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>>693924101
I check my tinder matches while I'm in my girlfriends bed - she's in the shower getting ready for work :/
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>>693933452
I know, I'm ashamed.
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My friend wants to fuck his "cousin"
>also fuck you Jar Jar
> â–² <
>▲▲<
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>>693933727
I was thinking more along the lines of child molester, but keep telling yourself that's what it is
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>>693933664
Guy posted cp and then deleted it.
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>>693931541
you regulated the booze for your parents? thats a good sign
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>>693933778
Damn I feel sorry for you dude. Good luck with whatever you plan in the future.
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>>693931038
>sucked a dick
>not gay

pick one
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>>693927633
being 17 is tough, you'll get through it
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>>693933957
Thanks, man. I really appreciate it.
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>>693934008
I mean you can also pick none. (Forever alone gays exist)
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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds...
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Took pics of friends moms ass while she was sleeping, stole her used lingerie panties. She's kinda hot
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>>693924101
i rent my ass out on the weekly to a few guys for favors

been getting more hardcore though
thought a group session would be the top of it
will answer any questions
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>>693934129
nice theory, sailor
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>>693933789
Shutup you stupid idiot bitch face. Just because I enjoy a form of entertainment you don't agree with doesn't make it any worse. That's called an opinion. Here's a link

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/opinion

Now if you're done being a freckle faced bitch I'm going to hit you with some facts now. Haruue saved Acadmy City and everybody inside from total destruction. What have you accomplished? Haruue was able to care for Uiharu in her time of need when nobody else but Saten would. She's a true friend unlike most people. I'm not going to stop liking her just because of your shitty opinion so you can just stop trying. I honestly feel bad for you making fun of people for things they enjoy. You're not better than anybody here and you know it. I might like anime girls, especially Haruue but that's my choice and I live a happy life. Think about what you post before you post it next time.
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>>693933852
she is 14 years, not months
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>>693934157
>I used to masturbate onto birds at the local park

You must cum with the power of 1000 suns to be able to hit a bird.
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>>693934235
Male or female
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>>693934285
Pedophilia regardless kys
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>>693934157
yeah i know how to jerk off on birds, asshole..i dont need to read your manual
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>>693934286
Read the rest for my technique
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>>693934285
This nigga really trying to defend himself on 4chan.
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>>693934157
>implying you need to be arrested for this to be considered as a sex offence
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>>693934335
m
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>>693934259
I agree. That guys a total asshat for even trying. She's a good girl.
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>>693934405
Gotta make a tldr for that shit brah. I saw some shit about you using zinc, and breadcrumbs. Then stopped because I realized I would never use this information.
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>>693924101
My ex and I became fwb a while ago. Within the time we spent away from each other she went vegan. Recently she started talking to me about it and showing me videos. And honestly a part of me really wants to do it myself. I told her I'd do what I can. Started by not eating meat. Did that for about a week but then I cheated a couple times. Now I'm just straight up lying about it. Sorta feel like a pussy for not telling her but, hey I guess you are what you eat eh? Eh?
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>>693931273
They know
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>>693934235
what toothpaste brand is king?
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>>693934520
Wassup, J.
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>>693934259
Good for you! I'm happy to see someone standing for what they believe in.
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>>693934520
I need you to eat a steak and cheese melt, cooked by the finest and then tongue-fuck your girlfriend.
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>>693932536
try me fag
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>>693924101

> Be 14.
> At summer camp, 4-day camping trip
> Young counsellor, maybe 19? Thin, redhead, glasses, still cute, IMHO
> Day 1: She pays me a lot of attention, talks to me a lot
> Day 2:Twist my ankle playing 'kick the can'. She takes me back to her tend to ice it.
> I realise she's got no bra on. I end up staring at her nipples since they show up through her top.
> She asks me if I want to see her tits since I seem to like them.
> I say "sure".
> She lifts her top. small, tight breasts.
> She asks if I want to touch them.
> I say "sure".
> Rock hard nipples.
> I am diamond.
>She pulls her shirt back down and tells me that she'll see me later.
> I limp back to my tent with hard on in my shorts. Jerk off, like 3 times.

> ....
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It's official! HARUUE IN THE THREAD! Things are going to get crazy!!!!
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>>693924101
Sometimes I open up notepad and masturbate onto the blank canvas.
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>>693934828
if you're a junkie and can still kick some ass, or even care about protecting yourself, you're not a real junkie.
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>>693934849
go on.....
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>>693934872
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>>693934675
Nope it's K
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>>693934978
Listen I just want to say that... I love you jeff. I am sorry for what I did.
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>>693934786
I pretty much have. I felt guilty at first but then she started doing the motions and I got all serious on my down going
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>>693930744
You're a good guy actually. Saving a teenage pregnancy man.
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>>693924101
Killed my roomates hamser. That piece of shit pet kept running at night in his fucking wheel...
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My secret is I want to see Haruue kiss Accel. I know it's a weird pairing but I can't help it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0SZABxlm6eA
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>>693935214
Idc about ur Chinese cartoon characters
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>>693935214
Cute! cute! cute! I want them to sing this to each other!
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>>693935175
The only thing you can do now is to start adding little bits of meat to her food.
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Was long ago but when I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend. fucked quite a few more times also
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>>693935199
Did it all wrong. Gotta eat it then kill it. Kinda like eating cake and then having it.
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>>693934849

> Day 3:She's wearing a tight tank top most of the day. Nipples easily visible.
> Afternoon hike along a trail.
> She stays in the back with an older counsellor.
>I kind of lag behind with them.
> Older counsellor goes up ahead, leaving me and her.
> About 10 minutes slower walking later we're alone.
> She takes my hand, pulls me off the trail into the woods.
> Pulls her top of again. "Go ahead and touch them. I know you want to"
> I feel up her breasts, hard nipples.
> I'm diamonds.
> She says "I feel sorry for letting you walk out with a boner."
> She opens my shorts, pulls them and my undershorts down.
> "Best Blowjob Evar" TM
> She swallows, says "You taste good.
> We continue hike, get back just in time for dinner.
> ...
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>>693934259
>>693934715
>>693934510

>2016
>samefagging
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>>693935214
Another good one is Saten and Uiharu! This one I usually keep deep down but I feel like I can be free of my secret here.
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>>693935384
>greentext
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I wanna fuck
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>>693935214
Nah
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>>693935335
Funny as a 4chan joke or a prank for a shit person. But I could never do that to her. She's a sweetheart. Also considering she was vegetarian long before we even met I'd say she would probably tell immediately
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I can crack facebook
pastebin com/ZrsgPVGU
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>>693935478
I don't know if I could go through with it? Uiharu is so sweet?
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>>693935478
NOBODY FUCKING CARES WHO YOU SHIP FAGGOT
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>>693930033
>better than a gore fetish or fucking kids
But that's objectively false.
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>>693935175
Nah don't feel bad. There are seriously guys who won't eat pussy so you're okay. And fuck her she's your ex. She's just a warm hole she ain't the one.
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>>693935645
Hey fuck off you stupid Mickey Mouse motherfucker! This thread is about secrets and I'm not breaking any rules. I'm literally telling secrets about characters I would usually never ship together so you can stop being a bully and fuck off!
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>>693935645
Different guy but what the fuck does shipping mean? Is it just memespeak for liking something?
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>>693935478
you're all vile creatures
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I was born with Spina Bifida. None of my friends know. I'm scared they'd think I'm pretty much a complete faggot if they knew. It stops me from doing so much stuff I want to do
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>>693935447

> Day 4: Pisses down rain all day.
> End up in redhead's tent with a few others playing cards.
> Bell for dinner rings.
> She holds my hand as the other's leave to keep me there.
> She says "want to touch something else?"
> Undoes her pants, pulls her pants and panties down
> She shaved.
> She's wet.
> She guides my hand, finger slides in her easily, she's that wet.
> She moans in my ear.
> I'm diamond.
> She takes my cock out, sucks it again.
> Awkward as fuck, since I'm trying to finger her as she's sucking my cock.
> I fall over on top of her, bang my funny bone.
> Hurts like fuck.
> She laughs, says that she'll give me a special reward after camp's done.
> Kisses me on lips.
> We go to dinner.
> ....
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>>693935777
I dont fucking know, but checked my nigger
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>>693935767
Cringeworthy
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Touma and Index in the thread!!! Touma might be a little old but Index is magic so I'm pretty sure she has a longer lifespan. This is uber cute! Another secret ship of mine and a total fantasy.
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>>693931116
not sure why that is so hot
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>>693932536

sociopath.
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I've lied to my gf about how many people I slept with. She's my first and find twant her to know. The amount of amateir porn I watched gave me a good idea on how to act plus I read dozens of guides combine with the fact that I've jerked off so much I worry about getting hard I managed to bluff it.
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>>693933100
there is no bbw, only buw
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>>693935918
It's okay, I'm American.
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>>693935919
I love these two..
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>>693935767
tumblr gfys kys
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>>693933236
have another kid
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I like beast. Not for the content just for how degrading it is to a woman
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>>693935798
isnt that like having a tail? that shits badass brah.
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>>693933236
keep it to yourself and keep fucking your sister, share the full story here if you can please
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>>693935898
Oh shit! Waddup!
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When I watched my cousin's house when she was on vacation, I looked through her stuff and found her sex toys, licked some of her dry juices off of them while sniffing some of her used panties while fapping in her bed and rubbing my dick all over her pillow. Best week ever. Kept a pair of her panties too
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>>693936078
kek
if only
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>>693936097
Nice what kind of you?
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>>693935446
Nope, wanted my roomate to find that sucker.
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>>693936173
I mean toy not you.
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Okay then let's cut the bullshit and get down to brass tacks. Who the flying fuck is Mii going to end up with? She's a total cutie but she hasn't found a suitable partner in the anime? I'm going to have to vote for Accel but anything goes considering this is only the first meeting and nothing will be made final.
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tame impala is my favorite band and I don't care the lead singers voice is high pitched
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>>693935652
nasty

so you eat raw meat?
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>>693936250
Jesus Christ make a different thread. You suck and your life sucks and everything you like sucks.
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>>693933797
where is shadow?
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>>693936322
This a thousand times. This fag needs to stop posting
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>>693935872

> Day 5: Camp's done.
> Get back to the community centre that the camp's run from.
> Get my backpack and sleeping bag.
> Redhead comes up to me.
> Offers to drive me home, so I don;t have to take a bus.
> Once in her car, she opens the buttons of her shirt half way.
> I can see her breast clearly when I look over.
> She asks if I want to stop at her place along the way
> I say "Sure"
> At her place, small apartment.
> She takes her top off, places my hands on her breasts.
> I'm diamond.
> She takes her shorts off, no panties.
> She takes my shorts off, starts sucking my cock.
> She settles me on my back on the couch.
> She straddles me.
> My cock's in her, bare.
> She rides me.
> I cum, like 3 times in her before she's finished.
> She's still naked and tells me to go into her bedroom and lie down.
>Open the door.
> Get on the floor.
> Everybody do the dinosaur.
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have been sexualy abused
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>>693924101
i'm a little turned on by op's pic
"i'm gonna suck your pussy inside out"
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>>693936304
Nothing wrong with girl tartare
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>>693936322
These are my secrets and I'm going to share them. Just because my "secrets" aren't to your liking doesn't mean they don't count. Stop being a pretentious hipster bitch and learn to think outside the box. This thread is plenty big enough.
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>>693936405
MOTHERFUCKER
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>>693936207
Two dildos and a vibrator. Was kinda hoping for something more kinky, but she is a good girl and really uptight , so even what little I found was a score
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>>693936424
Ever get off to it?
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>>693933236

west virginia?
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>>693936456
Your secret is boring. You are boring.
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>>693936456
Is this official? This is totally Moe!!!
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>>693924101
I'm attracted to women but vaginas look nasty.

Unless theres some fuzz on it and its not that defined
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>>693936405

Seriously, though:

> After I cum, she takes me home.
> She sucks me off a couple more times over the summer camp trips.
> Next year, I'm eager to see her.
> She's not there.
> She moved across country.
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>>693936469
That's still pretty good. What nationality and age? Won't bother with asking for pics.
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>>693936511
Obviously not. See.

>>693936546
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>>693936456
Your "secrets" are worthless and annoying just like you
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>>693924101
sometimes after my husband goes to sleep i go into the kitchen for a couple spoonfuls of ice cream
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>>693936598
>2016
>still samefagging
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>>693936598
You replied to yourself
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>>693936584
Sad, was it a YMCA camp
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