Waifu claiming thread.
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>>693838404
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Best type moon claimed.
Saber claimed fuck Farron keep edition
>>693858907
>>693858943
Man, you guys are late.
>>693858992
I guess I worded it wrong, it makes me wish my friends were there to lay with me. I think that's a better way to put it.
I feel like some games more more suited for speedruns than others. I have no idea how they find all those glitches.
>>693859227
Will do
Ran out of booze. Time for a refill!
>伊吹だよ
>>693859261
mandatory uta claim
im still awake
for some reason
key claimed
>>693860011
>
>>693859882
>im still awake for some reason
Because the night is super comfy.
claimed
Rory-sama claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76PHzENMQ04
>>693859904
Fuck you bike bitch. I hope you die in a litterbox.
>伊吹
Putin should run for US President next election
>>693861024
He would still be less shady than Hillary.
>>693861024
Putin should be world president. Fuck just being US pres.
>>693861141
It's pretty bad when you husband campaigns for you
>>693861186
I like that everyone loves Putin
>>693859261
>>693861072
Only if you apologize!
>>693861362
Apologise for what? Being best girl?
>>693861345
Putin is based god. Russia has problems with corruption, but the people are happy with their leader and he makes firm decisions that benefit Russia.
>>693861347
If you think that's lewd, i have a treat for you
>>693861362
oh hey there QT
>>693861641
And in the US, we can't find anyone decent
>>693861621
>girl
>>693861641
He also has the best QT's running his satellite nations
>>693861927
Either way
I'm not fussed about what's in the pants
If it's cute it's cute.
>>693861621
RUNNING ME OVER WITH A BIKE LAST THREAD ばかけつもどき!
>>693861866
H-hi Kurumi. How are you?
>>693859685
Ah gotcha, yeah I wish my friends played mario party and such, didnt had 4 controllers when they slept over
Sorry for late reply, pretty into my vidya
>>693862452
>>693861024
Thats a bad idea
>>693861186
Thats an even worse idea
>>693862237
I think you're mistaking me for Chen
>>693861866
In Australia, we cant fucking decide. A week after election, its still up in the air.
>>693862237
I'm always great when you're around
>>693862591
I'd take Putin over Hillary
>>693862886
http://doesaustraliahaveagovernment.today/
>>693862591
Id take firm action over the endless cycle we ha e of overspending to shit on things that wont benefit the nation and being so damn tight with money that nothing ever happens.
>>693863035
http://www.news.com.au/national/federal-election/federal-election-results-2016-coalition-will-be-able-to-form-government/news-story/1058a620130d9fdf7d4e1fa72bc3c1f5
>2 hours old
>we finally know
>Rory-sama
>>693862500
saved pic 7 times
mfw
Mfw Putin might save America
http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/breaking-hillary-just-received-worst-news-emails-putin-smiling/
>>693862857
I am. Sorry kitty thing! Hate Chen, when you can!
>>693862916
Good! I don't know what that means! Here, have a drink!
>>693863446
kek'd
Hi!
I feel like throwing up. I forgot to buy medicines for not throwing up (here we have Dramim what do ya have?) and I traveled a lot today and I get this feeling very easily
>>693863379
Look past the title. The article says it's still not done.
It's increasingly likely, but isn't yet certain
Liberal has 74 out of the 76 seats they need, and there are 5 in dispute.
>>693862500
>Mario party
I'm guessing you wanted to lose those friends
>>693863549
>>693863664
Ginger, and go to a place where you can see the horizon.
t. Pilot
>>693862500
Hi Gasai!
>>693863864
If you have friends that salty and defriends you over that, they were never your friend in the first place.
>>693863864
I
I need an adult ...
>伊吹
>>693863664
Motion sickness is a shit.
>>693863800
With 3 slated to be given to the liberals, given that their votes seem to be more for liberal.
So yes, I think the Coalition will get in.
>>693862500
Mario Party - how to solidify friendships and learn to be the healthy kind of salty
>>693863883
Don't ya think that I've already tried that? I tried everything. The only thing that seems to work is medicines. And I got so used to it so now I've to take 2 pills to make any effect
>>693864265
Yeah it is
Princess Pina claimed ^_^
>>693859261
so many Kyouko
>>693864265
Yeah. 3 likely and they only need 2.
At least this close result might keep them on their toes. Now I just have to pray they don't go reducing weekend penalty rates.
>>693864020
Yeah you're right
Monopoly however...
>>693864134
Don't worry I am an adult
>>693864265
Nah my bros are the best, last year we played sma5h and had a blast, some of us were salty indeed but not the kind of salt where we wish them dead, we're like "you cheeky fuck!" and laugh all together
>>693864421
>Inb4 worst girl
Yoko at convention claim.
>Half of my friends are assholes edition.
>>693864546
I can imagine the shouting already
*Shekels intensifies*
>>693864626
>>693862500
I also have to apologize for slow reply, was eating dinner. Same story for me. Whenever I asked my parents for a controller, they failed to understand that we needed another controller to play multiplayer.
>>693865045
Heheh parents are old fashion
>Except mine, they played the old games
>Used to have mortal kombat matches with father.. should probaly do that again
>>693864544
Labor wont let it get past Reps. Labor can pretty much stall anything they dont like.
>>693864421
Pina a shit. Tuka a shit. Lelei is so much better as a waifu. Yao is so much better as a fucktoy.
>>693864550
Sounds like my family.
>>693864546
My family even gives each other shit over Monopoly. But then we laugh it off, rageflip the table once its been won and forget about it.
>>693865045
We were friends with guys across the road, and we each had 2 controllers.
>>693864852
>All my friends are assholes edition
>But
>I'm
>Way
>Worst
>Than
>Them
Gonna get thing for stuff, back soonish
>>693865215
I didn't think Labor was that strong in the reps since 2013. Well that's good
>>693865208
Yeah, they'll never get us kool kids!
#theyjustdontgetit
Did your dad whoop you in Mortal Combat?
>>693865215
Did you often play together? If you layed often, did the matches ever get heated?
>>693865296
Have we met before?
>>693865215
Sounds like you got a fun family
>>693865703
I had my losses yeah
bloke claimed
sup fags
>>693865747
I think so. But only for a few moments when I was Brazilian-Karen.
Anyways I was talking about myself
>>693866732
Sup
>>693866732
Heya blake
>>693864546
お酒に、then I'll allow it, licky-chan
>>693864550
I miss that so much. That and Goldeneye. We used to call screenwatching "Korean radar" because his neighbors were Korean and they'd always do that then lie about it.
>>693864626
Fuck you bike cat I hope you drown in a litterbox you bike riding piece of shit I bet Ran even hates you God
Me mum used to play UN Pilots and Mechwarrior on the SNES with me, when we'd rent a SNES from Blockbuster.
UN Pilots shaped my childhood.
Shino Destroyer of Worlds ,Napped All Day Edition Logging on.
Wasup?
>>693866895
heyo whats good
>>693866988
hey sexy
>>693866732
I had been disappointed there were no Blake claims up until now.
>伊吹 Ibuki
>>693867022
I never played golden eye lel
>>693867109
How ya doing?
>>693865703
Matches got heated for thw length of the match. So much bullshit going on.
>>693865696
Even if it gets through reps, Senate is pretty much hung.
>>693866240
My brothers girlfriend thinks that our family being this close is unnatural.
>>693867039
Just waiting for SGDQ Super Metroid race.
>>693866732
Sup kitty
>>693867130
ive been here for quite a long time fam, last november at least
>>693867240
im doing alright. cooled down in my area so ive been feeling good. you?
>>693867316
hey gorgeous
>>693867316
wheres this metroid race?
Claaaaaimed
>>693867316
She must not love her family then.
>>693867349
Little hungry but I'm all gud
>>693867109
>>693867039
Noting much. I now have a girl I'm hitting on but that's all.
>>693867475
Sup
>>693866895
Don't you mean ERP Karen? Seriously though, I don't know what to call you.
>>693867039
Nice self introduction, but please spare me from your wrath.
>>693867316
>blue turtle shell
Destroyer of friendships.
>>693867468
Games done quick on Twitch. They're doing FF6 right now.
>>693867349
I prefer gawjeuss.
>>693867494
She is kind of bitchy.
>>693865007
nef
>>693867633
I used to be Karen several months ago but now I've give up on her 'cause yes and Lebanon Karen is the only Karen now. But ya can call me Yuiko
>>693867494
grab something to eat then. mom is out and shes bringing me home some grapes. i love grapes.
>>693867543
lmao, no girls talk to me. living that lonely life.
>>693867765
hows "niggerfaggot"?
>>693867349
I just haven't seen you. I'm pretty sporadic, and fairly new to /waifu/. Sucks RoosterTeeth is having so many problems.
>>693867240
I have a feeling you are much younger than I am.
>>693867633
Hate all Karens is the answer.
>>693867721
Never in front until the last lap.
>>693867543
I don't have a bunch of waifu pics saved so away to google I go. Hi!
I'm cleaning. What's up with you?
>>693866732
Blake a cute
>>693867475
Hey Christina
>>693867475
Dude a lady??? daaayum.. Get some! Have we met before?
>>693867633
Its hard to control my wrath.
>>693867475
Pretty waifu
>>693867494
Sup bruh
>>693867022
Trust me, it'd happen even if you didn't allow it
>>693867765
Sour
>>693867862
I got chips for now lol
>>693867872
Suppose you're some 30 year old?
>>693867969
Yo
>>693867872
They always get the shell right as you are getting close to the finish line.
>>693867967
Is that just a joke on Kurisu's name as from the show or are you thinking I'm another anon who posts with Kurisu pictures?
>>693867969
ありがとうございました!
>>693867837
I forgot the fucking pic
>>693867862
Oh come on. It isn't that hard. Just try to talk normally.
>>693867872
Don't hate all the Karens. All the Karens are good people
>>693867923
With some time ya will get more. I hope.
Anyways I'm just listening to my shit on Spotify and trying to think clearly
>>693867969
Fuck i miss quoted, trying to eat tacos. That first comment was for yo u >>693867543
Dude a lady??? daaayum.. Get some! Have we met before?
>>693868242
Yes it's a joke on Kurisu's name too
>You're not he normal Kurisu anon?
>>693867316
Well thats what this big thing is all about
Liberal looks like it's going to just barely escape a hung parliament. It has 74/76 to escape, with 5 remaining
They should be afraid though, and hopefully that will keep them fairly moderate this term
>>693867779
What?
>>693867837
Well nice to meet you, Yuiko. It's a shame the current Karen hasn't been on in a while, though.
>>693867872
I'm basically going to question if each Karen is the real Karen until Lebanon Karen (Aka real Karen) returns.
>>693867969
Remind me to never wake you up from your naps, then.
>>693867969
I do really prefer dating to have some rare pussy. But yeah a lady. She's pretty and funny. :P
And yeah we have met before. I'm Brazilian-Karen. Now call me Yuiko
>>693867872
well, welcome. kids here call me different things. you can call me whatever you want
>>693867967
damn right she is.
>>693868189
good enough lmao
>>693868245
>normal
i post on /waifu/
>>693868586
hows ur back
>>693867862
It does have a ring to it. But its just not original.
>>693868189
She got angry at me once for something I didnt do and that I fixed. She basically lost her mind at me for a minor inconvenience. She was forced to apologise because it was literally a 5 minute verbal lashing with 'your useless' being thrown around. She pretty much said 'sorry not sorry' and refused to budge so I just half assed everything after that.
>>693868533
No privatising of Medicare, no weekend penalty rate loss.
>>693868679
crippled. Ask again in a week
>>693868607
She's travelling to Saudi Arabia or someplace like that.
And she's still only Karen
>>693868621
Me too but I do have success after trying. And I ugly as hell
>>693868617
Oh Sweet Your the one who posted in /a/ right? that karen got a bunch of images from?
be careful talking about pussy in here most of these faggets have never even held a girls hand and get all autistic about it
kekekeee
>>693868816
Yeah. To be honest, this is pretty nice. A scared Liberal government might turn out to be pretty good
>>693868466
Okay.
And no, I'm not the normal Kurisu anon. This is my first time posting in waifu claim thread.
>>693868245
Maybe, I don't tend to fill up my PC with pictures of anything really.
What are you listening to, and what are you thinking about?
>>693868818
well then stop being crippled then please, did you get everything at work settled?
and that was I who I added you on steam with the profile pic of john belushi
>>693868621
So what you up to?
>>693868816
Ugh hate cunts like those
>>693869084
Yeah I asked AM.
I talked to work, I can get paid out some Long Service Leave when I return next week. If I am not required for surgery
>>693868992
Glad to have you here!
Where you from? what do you do? Dreams hopes?
Fav shows?
You play overwatch?
>>693868992
Are you prepared to go to war for your waifu?
Nef is that you
>>693869274
Nice thumbnail Pleb
>>693868912
I've posted some pics on /a/ yeah.
And I think that most people over here WANT to have a pussy or like the same things that a person with a pussy like.( I don't think I made sense but lets try it anyway)
>>693868992
Brazilian music.
I'm thinking about.......i dunno. Everything and nothing at the same time
>>693869417
Now let's do it in a slowly pace. Calm down yer pussy
>>693868816
lmao, ill keep calling you gorgeous then
>>693868896
lmao same nigga
>>693869274
im skype with 2 friends
>>693869663
Skype still broken?
>>693869391
v nice! Are you laying down as much as possible? Did they tell you anything about protection, rest, icing, compression, or elevation?
>>693869663
Just try. The worst thing that could happen is ya getting a no
Just finish the cost episode of Konosub.
Gotta love the "stuck in a vidya" trope, or in this case "alternate universe".
Death to Jews!
>>693869803
nah s'all good now. getting some guy to draw hentai for me and he showing me the progress lmao
>>693869487
No it's just me Kiki
>>693869966
They gave me shitloads of drugs and told me to do nothing and don't bend.
>>693870064
Bloody brilliant
>>693870055
Bugger off
>>693870010
First*
>>693870055
>>693870094
that would probably fall under protection
do you have an electric blanket?
Brb, niggers
>>693870055
>>693870218
Something seems weird about ya
>>693869417
I'm from Canada! Right now I'm working two part time jobs. I just graduated college and was looking for work in my field but I might be going back to school, I'm trying to decide. My dreams and hopes.. shit, I guess to be well off and happy in life really.
Fav shows are Evangelion, Steins;Gate, FLCL, Paranoia Agent, Haikyuu!!, in no order.
And yes I play Overwatch!
>>693869438
I guess?
>>693869661
Nice!
Odd thought train. Something going on in your life right now?
>>693870303
We fight muslims not niggers