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HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt! By order of der
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HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself. Glory to Deutschland!
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>>693852395

Shouldn't you know the face of der Führer when you see it?
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>>693852395
anyone roll here?
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>>693852395
WTF HOMOSEXUAL!
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>>693852529
>>693852559

Two homosexuals. kek
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>>693852395
nigs and spics
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>>693852667

My papers are lost? Well, at least I'm not a faggot.
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>>693852714

Fuck but I'm a jew...
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Reroll
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>>693852395
roll
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'morning officer
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>>693852852
reroll
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>>693852395
tits
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>>693852891
'morning again officer
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>>693852920
FUCK YEAH
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heil
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Heil Hitler
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Der roll
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>>693852395
I'm hitler
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>>693852395
XXX
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>>693853050
Reroll
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>>693852395
rolly polly keep on rolling
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>>693853200

Cute dog
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>>693852395

mexican
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>>693853237
riki temporary detained
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>>693853050
>>693853222
RolleHitler
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rolla
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>>693852395
Let me through Soldier, don't you see I am your Führer?
Sieg Heil.
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>>693852395
woof woof?
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>>693853407
Lost papers, rerolling
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>>693853444
Heinrich Himmler reporting in for Totaler Krieg!
Heil Hitler
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>>693852395
Rolling for the hell of it
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>>693852395
I don't see vhat ze problem iz jusht let me through
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rollerino, sieg heil!
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Rolling for honor
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rollin em'
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*burp* Salamander
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reroll
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>>693853641
re-rolling because resistance
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reroll because Auschwitz
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rollling
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reroll #2
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>>693853689
Rerolo
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>>693853444

Sieg Heil, Heinrich Himmler!
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>>693853555
>>693853558
Its nice to meet myself.
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>>693852395
Rawlxxx
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>>693852395
Rollin for it Fuhrer
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Reroll
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>>693853727
Reroll
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Rolling for Der Führer
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>>693853767
Lost papers.
Need to roll again
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>>693853831
Reroll
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>>693853824
reroll
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>>693852395
Rollin
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Heil Hitler
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>>693852395

Fresh new roll. Hitler get.

>1488
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>>693852395
2-0
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Heil Hitler!
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>>693853917
>LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation
Reroll
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>>693853821
Re-Rawlxxx - resistance fighter
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Heil mein fuher...
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I don't have my papers, but why don't you take a look into my bag with jew-gold? I can smell with my unbelievable large nose that we can work something out here.
I am most definitely no jew.
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>>693852395
roll
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>>693854010
Scheiße!
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>>693852395
Pl-Please, Goyim, I have a wife and kids.
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>>693852395
rollin on the riva
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>>693852395
Rolleroni
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>>693854092

You most certainly are not, go right along.
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Rollio
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Am no jew
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>>693854217
True identity?
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>>693854150
Insane Asylum, Reroll.
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>>693854145
Erfolg! Rollen der Würfel.
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>>693854237
Reroll
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mein fuhrer
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Hier,meine Papiere.
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>>693854271
Broke out.
Reroll
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rollen rollen rollen
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Auf Stalin, Churchill, Roosevelt. Ade, ade, ade.
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Trups get
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SIEG HEIL KAMERADEN
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>>693854384
Shit
This time I am a Jew.
0 get
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>>693854370
Re-Röll
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''Get out of my way, you sick fuck.I'm going to Berlim fuck Eva Braun!!!''
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>>693854444
Eva Braun, gnädiges Fräulein, Sie sind eine Ehre und ein Vorbild für ganz Deutschland! Sieg Heil! Heil dem Führer!
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Ok here u go fgt
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nice quads nazi bitch
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>>693852395
roll
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>>693854444
Guten Tag Eva Braun
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lange Lebensdauer der FÜHRER
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Heil Hitler!
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>>693854584
PLS SPARE THE JUDEN
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Fegelien! Fegelien! Fegelien!
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Rollo
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>>693852395
heil hitler
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>>693854633
Ich bin kein Spion!
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>>693854444
>>693854541
Prepare the pussy, i'm coming.
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>>693854720
shit reroll
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>>693854666
ES IST SATAN! OFFENES FEUER!
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Glory to Deutschland!
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>>693854444

SIEG HEIL, FRAULEIN!
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Heil?
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>>693854722
Wir haben noch einmal in den Akten nachgesehen. Es tut uns leid Sie festgehalten zu haben, Herr SS-Obersturmbannführer.
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I win :))
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>>693852395
Heil!
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Rollin!
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>>693854666

SIEG HEIL, HEINRICH HIMMLER!
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rolling boys
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>>693854513
Re-Re-Roll
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Roll up
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>>693852395
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Rollll
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Easy meine comrades, das ist just me!
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I'm not the one you are looking for
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>>693855021
Reroll
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>>693852395
''Sieg Heil, Faggot''
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Will I survive?
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>>693855157
Yes, I lost my papers but I have a very good explanation. All is good, officer.
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>>693855188
Herr Höss, wie läuft die Judenvergasung?
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Rollin up high
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Rollen
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>>693852395
H-hier sind meine Papiere
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>>693855283
Criiminal? F....
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>>693855381
Rerolling for battle
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>>693855283
Ab ins Zuchthaus,Sie schäbiger Lump!
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>>693855407
Lost mein papers
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>>693855555

HOLY
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>>693855555
witnesd
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>>693855555
>Herr Höss, wie läuft die Judenvergasung?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. OUR NEW GOD.
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>>693855555
Heilige Scheiße, beim Barte des Führers!
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1488
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>>693852395
kek, roll!
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Im prussian
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rollen
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>>693855555

As the OP, I regret not adding an option for quints.

What should quints get you, anons?
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Hier sind meine papieren, heŕr papierecontrolleführer
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Rolling so high
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>>693852395
lel, reroll!
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What about these pents?
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>>693855959
Being Hitler's fucking mustache.
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>>693852395
I'm still loyal.
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>>693855977
Reroll as specified in OP
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Hallo du Depp
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dafuq, third reroll!!!
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>>693856148
rollings for hitlers mustache
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>>693856148

I added to the script for the next time the thread is made.
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>>693855959
QUINTS IS HITLER
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>>693856284
Rerollen
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I am 'murican
Rollin thes dubs
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Riggityrollity
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:)))
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>>693852395
>Doitscher Kontrollpunkt
>Feindgeschwafel
Oh nein, das hast du nicht wirklich gemacht...
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>>693856401
ReRollin for AMERICA
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>>693856371

1488 will be his mustache.
x5 will be Hitler.

Ok settled. Thanks anons.

Until next game:
>>693855555
is der Fuhrer
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>>693856371
It would be more fair, but mustache... so many keks
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>>693856611
Why 1488 though?
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rollioni
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>>693855555
> witnessed
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>>693852395
Hallo
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>>693856724

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=1488
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Dey see me rollin', dey hatin'
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Das it nien gut fotze!!
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>>693855555
Holy fuck check em mein Fuhrer
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rawlin
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>>693856899
Dubs, re-roll
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reroll
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>>693856828
Danke schön
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Rollll
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>>693852395
Rooooolllink.
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Reroll
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Fuck Hitler.

Roll
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>>693857195
Well denn, kannst du schpanken sie mein heinie auch?
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>>693852395
roll
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>>693857604
fuck. reroll
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>>693852395
Gutentag, Soldat.
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>>693857537
Ja. Ja, ich kann schpanken sie ihr heini auch.
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>>693852395

Ze papers are here.
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auf wiedersen juden
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>>693852395
Re-roll
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>>693857727
Reroll
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>>693852395
Heil Hitler, Jungs!
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k
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>>693857740
insane rerolling
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>>693852395
Mein Fuhrer
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Let's get right into the roll
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>>693857788

Sieg Heil, Kommandant!
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>>693852395

Roll for the master race
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Jojojo, sieg heil und so, alta, ey.
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>>693852395
you guessed it
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>>693857977
checked

ausserdem wollte ich doch nur nach hause um zu kiffen und zu wichsen. lassen sie mich bitte durch mister obergaukommissar
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ROLL'EM!
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>>693852395
Rolling für das Vaterland
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>>693858101
lol wo habe ich denn bitte auf ein mal ne wumme her?

pow pow pow
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>>693852395

I like how the OP rolled Gestapo off the bat
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Roll for blondi
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>>693855555
Der Fuhrer commends your war efforts, and bestows upon you the grand cross of the iron cross.
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>>693858231
Rerolling as polish trash
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dont wanna be a jew
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>>693858164
Oy gevalt, rolling for zionist world domination
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>>693852395
Rollerina
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>>693852395
Anything in order
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88 get
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>>693858647
Rerolling
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>>693852395
Gestapo get
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>>693858774
Nice
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>>693858839
Fagit confirmed
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00 GET
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roll #1
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>>693858966
SS confirmed
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Gut morgen
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>>693858954
Uh oh re-roll
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>>693859067
roll #2
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Roll it
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>>693859134
roll #3 (muh 6 gorillion)
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>>693859198
Moving up the ranks
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i will fight for u mein fuhrer
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Why do you treat Minecraft gaymers as bad as gypsies and homosexuals?
I love to play Minecraft
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Rollan
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Heil Hitler Soldat! Nun lassen Sie mich bitte durch ich habe meiner Familie guten Tag zu sagen
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I'm a true Aryan, officer, may the Reich last a thousand years !!
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>>693859405
Now I'm the gestapo all homos, and niggers directly to the oven
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>>693859520
Reroll
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>>693852395
Rell for freedom of polandia
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>>693852395
K
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>>693852395
heil hitler
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>>693859600

No, now you're a dog who can't speak.

So shut up and play fetch, Blondi.
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Mein fuhrer
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>>693859666

SIEG HEIL, SATAN HIMMLER
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>>693859581
>1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
well fuck the Reich, re-rolling
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Adolf
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>>693859680
reröll
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>>693859666
Chief of Schutzstaffel, nice.
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Heil
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>>693859666
Fuck natas you get to send hitler to the oven
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>>693859790
Cuck
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>>693859962
Ctulhu
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>>693860033
Reroll
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first roll
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henry rollins
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>>693859600
Blondi here, I will have my treat and be on my way
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>>693860074
Pls 0
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Das roll
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>>693860200

lucky jew.
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rollerino
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>>693860137
rolling to find true identity
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>>693852395
roll
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>>693852395
m'fuhrer, I'm not a jew
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>>693860322

Schutzstaffel, nice.
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>>693852395
check this sweet 4
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>>693852395
roll
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>>693860377
reroll because I'm not afraid to prove that I'm not a jew
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Rollin I ain't no nigger
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>>693859712
Demoted shit at least I am not in the camps
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>>693852395
Würfel
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