HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself. Glory to Deutschland!
>>693852395
Shouldn't you know the face of der Führer when you see it?
>>693852395
anyone roll here?
>>693852395
WTF HOMOSEXUAL!
>>693852529
>>693852559
Two homosexuals. kek
>>693852395
nigs and spics
>>693852667
My papers are lost? Well, at least I'm not a faggot.
>>693852714
Fuck but I'm a jew...
Reroll
>>693852395
roll
'morning officer
>>693852852
reroll
>>693852395
tits
>>693852891
'morning again officer
>>693852920
FUCK YEAH
heil
Heil Hitler
Der roll
>>693852395
I'm hitler
>>693852395
XXX
>>693853050
Reroll
>>693852395
rolly polly keep on rolling
>>693853200
Cute dog
>>693852395
mexican
>>693853237
riki temporary detained
>>693853050
>>693853222
RolleHitler
rolla
>>693852395
Let me through Soldier, don't you see I am your Führer?
Sieg Heil.
>>693852395
woof woof?
>>693853407
Lost papers, rerolling
>>693853444
Heinrich Himmler reporting in for Totaler Krieg!
Heil Hitler
>>693852395
Rolling for the hell of it
>>693852395
I don't see vhat ze problem iz jusht let me through
rollerino, sieg heil!
Rolling for honor
rollin em'
*burp* Salamander
reroll
>>693853641
re-rolling because resistance
reroll because Auschwitz
rollling
reroll #2
>>693853689
Rerolo
>>693853444
Sieg Heil, Heinrich Himmler!
>>693853555
>>693853558
Its nice to meet myself.
>>693852395
Rawlxxx
>>693852395
Rollin for it Fuhrer
Reroll
>>693853727
Reroll
Rolling for Der Führer
>>693853767
Lost papers.
Need to roll again
>>693853831
Reroll
>>693853824
reroll
>>693852395
Rollin
Heil Hitler
>>693852395
Fresh new roll. Hitler get.
>1488
>>693852395
2-0
Heil Hitler!
>>693853917
>LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation
Reroll
>>693853821
Re-Rawlxxx - resistance fighter
Heil mein fuher...
I don't have my papers, but why don't you take a look into my bag with jew-gold? I can smell with my unbelievable large nose that we can work something out here.
I am most definitely no jew.
>>693852395
roll
>>693854010
Scheiße!
>>693852395
Pl-Please, Goyim, I have a wife and kids.
>>693852395
rollin on the riva
>>693852395
Rolleroni
>>693854092
You most certainly are not, go right along.
Rollio
Am no jew
>>693854217
True identity?
>>693854150
Insane Asylum, Reroll.
>>693854145
Erfolg! Rollen der Würfel.
>>693854237
Reroll
mein fuhrer
Hier,meine Papiere.
>>693854271
Broke out.
Reroll
rollen rollen rollen
Auf Stalin, Churchill, Roosevelt. Ade, ade, ade.
Trups get
SIEG HEIL KAMERADEN
>>693854384
Shit
This time I am a Jew.
0 get
>>693854370
Re-Röll
''Get out of my way, you sick fuck.I'm going to Berlim fuck Eva Braun!!!''
>>693854444
Eva Braun, gnädiges Fräulein, Sie sind eine Ehre und ein Vorbild für ganz Deutschland! Sieg Heil! Heil dem Führer!
Ok here u go fgt
nice quads nazi bitch
>>693852395
roll
>>693854444
Guten Tag Eva Braun
lange Lebensdauer der FÜHRER
Heil Hitler!
>>693854584
PLS SPARE THE JUDEN
Fegelien! Fegelien! Fegelien!
Rollo
>>693852395
heil hitler
>>693854633
Ich bin kein Spion!
>>693854444
>>693854541
Prepare the pussy, i'm coming.
>>693854720
shit reroll
>>693854666
ES IST SATAN! OFFENES FEUER!
Glory to Deutschland!
>>693854444
SIEG HEIL, FRAULEIN!
Heil?
>>693854722
Wir haben noch einmal in den Akten nachgesehen. Es tut uns leid Sie festgehalten zu haben, Herr SS-Obersturmbannführer.
I win :))
Rollin!
>>693854666
SIEG HEIL, HEINRICH HIMMLER!
rolling boys
>>693854513
Re-Re-Roll
Roll up
>>693852395
Rollll
Easy meine comrades, das ist just me!
I'm not the one you are looking for
>>693855021
Reroll
>>693852395
''Sieg Heil, Faggot''
Will I survive?
>>693855157
Yes, I lost my papers but I have a very good explanation. All is good, officer.
>>693855188
Herr Höss, wie läuft die Judenvergasung?
Rollin up high
Rollen
>>693852395
H-hier sind meine Papiere
>>693855283
Criiminal? F....
>>693855381
Rerolling for battle
>>693855283
Ab ins Zuchthaus,Sie schäbiger Lump!
>>693855407
Lost mein papers
>>693855555
HOLY
>>693855555
witnesd
>>693855555
>Herr Höss, wie läuft die Judenvergasung?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. OUR NEW GOD.
>>693855555
Heilige Scheiße, beim Barte des Führers!
1488
>>693852395
kek, roll!
Im prussian
rollen
>>693855555
As the OP, I regret not adding an option for quints.
What should quints get you, anons?
Hier sind meine papieren, heŕr papierecontrolleführer
Rolling so high
>>693852395
lel, reroll!
What about these pents?
>>693855959
Being Hitler's fucking mustache.
>>693852395
I'm still loyal.
>>693855977
Reroll as specified in OP
Hallo du Depp
dafuq, third reroll!!!
>>693856148
rollings for hitlers mustache
>>693856148
I added to the script for the next time the thread is made.
>>693855959
QUINTS IS HITLER
>>693856284
Rerollen
I am 'murican
Rollin thes dubs
Riggityrollity
:)))
>>693852395
>Doitscher Kontrollpunkt
>Feindgeschwafel
Oh nein, das hast du nicht wirklich gemacht...
>>693856401
ReRollin for AMERICA
>>693856371
1488 will be his mustache.
x5 will be Hitler.
Ok settled. Thanks anons.
Until next game:
>>693855555
is der Fuhrer
>>693856371
It would be more fair, but mustache... so many keks
>>693856611
Why 1488 though?
rollioni
>>693855555
> witnessed
>>693852395
Hallo
>>693856724
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=1488
Dey see me rollin', dey hatin'
Das it nien gut fotze!!
>>693855555
Holy fuck check em mein Fuhrer
rawlin
>>693856899
Dubs, re-roll
reroll
>>693856828
Danke schön
Rollll
>>693852395
Rooooolllink.
Reroll
Fuck Hitler.
Roll
>>693857195
Well denn, kannst du schpanken sie mein heinie auch?
>>693852395
roll
>>693857604
fuck. reroll
>>693852395
Gutentag, Soldat.
>>693857537
Ja. Ja, ich kann schpanken sie ihr heini auch.
>>693852395
Ze papers are here.
auf wiedersen juden
>>693852395
Re-roll
>>693857727
Reroll
>>693852395
Heil Hitler, Jungs!
k
>>693857740
insane rerolling
>>693852395
Mein Fuhrer
Let's get right into the roll
>>693857788
Sieg Heil, Kommandant!
>>693852395
Roll for the master race
Jojojo, sieg heil und so, alta, ey.
>>693852395
you guessed it
>>693857977
checked
ausserdem wollte ich doch nur nach hause um zu kiffen und zu wichsen. lassen sie mich bitte durch mister obergaukommissar
ROLL'EM!
>>693852395
Rolling für das Vaterland
>>693858101
lol wo habe ich denn bitte auf ein mal ne wumme her?
pow pow pow
>>693852395
I like how the OP rolled Gestapo off the bat
Roll for blondi
>>693855555
Der Fuhrer commends your war efforts, and bestows upon you the grand cross of the iron cross.
>>693858231
Rerolling as polish trash
dont wanna be a jew
>>693858164
Oy gevalt, rolling for zionist world domination
>>693852395
Rollerina
>>693852395
Anything in order
88 get
>>693858647
Rerolling
>>693852395
Gestapo get
>>693858774
Nice
卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler 卐 Heil Hitler
>>693858839
Fagit confirmed
00 GET
roll #1
>>693858966
SS confirmed
Gut morgen
>>693858954
Uh oh re-roll
>>693859067
roll #2
Roll it
>>693859134
roll #3 (muh 6 gorillion)
>>693859198
Moving up the ranks
i will fight for u mein fuhrer
Why do you treat Minecraft gaymers as bad as gypsies and homosexuals?
I love to play Minecraft
Rollan
Heil Hitler Soldat! Nun lassen Sie mich bitte durch ich habe meiner Familie guten Tag zu sagen
I'm a true Aryan, officer, may the Reich last a thousand years !!
>>693859405
Now I'm the gestapo all homos, and niggers directly to the oven
>>693859520
Reroll
>>693852395
Rell for freedom of polandia
>>693852395
heil hitler
>>693859600
No, now you're a dog who can't speak.
So shut up and play fetch, Blondi.
Mein fuhrer
>>693859666
SIEG HEIL, SATAN HIMMLER
>>693859581
>1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
well fuck the Reich, re-rolling
Adolf
>>693859680
reröll
>>693859666
Chief of Schutzstaffel, nice.
Heil
>>693859666
Fuck natas you get to send hitler to the oven
>>693859790
Cuck
>>693859962
Ctulhu
>>693860033
Reroll
first roll
henry rollins
>>693859600
Blondi here, I will have my treat and be on my way
>>693860074
Pls 0
Das roll
>>693860200
lucky jew.
rollerino
>>693860137
rolling to find true identity
>>693852395
roll
>>693852395
m'fuhrer, I'm not a jew
>>693860322
Schutzstaffel, nice.
>>693852395
check this sweet 4
>>693852395
roll
>>693860377
reroll because I'm not afraid to prove that I'm not a jew
Rollin I ain't no nigger
>>693859712
Demoted shit at least I am not in the camps
>>693852395
Würfel