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>>693848780
Weird how?
>>693848856
Today, in no specific order, i have fished a turtle out of a pond, which i left with my brother, got suckered into babysitting my little sister, found out that one of my neighboors is a strawberry, and, was chased by a flock of angry chickens that came out of nowhere.
>>693850083
Heh, interesting. I wish I could have a day like that, honestly.
>one of my neighboors is a strawberry
Also, what?
>>693850329
She sells her pussy for dope.
>>693850559
>>693850329
See
>>693850559
Mind you, i myself have nothing to do with drugs, but I used to attend trade school with this major stoner who kept talking about his dealer-buddy and how he wanted to start selling shit himself to get chicks.
>>693850856
I wouldn't smash a berry. They catch something and the plague hits the whole hood.
>>693850989
Weird. I figured I would have heard of that word before, living where I do. But that's interesting I guess. It's a good thing you stay away from drugs. I have a lot of respect for people that do.
>>693851135
I'm sure.
boys taking belts to girls asses!
why is there never any horse?
>>693850790
superior my ass
>>693851258
Only vice i've ever really had was alcohol, from when i was seventeen 'till shortly after i turned eighteen. Then my life got turned around and my martial arts teacher literally beat the alcoholic out of me.
Good times.
>>693852002
You have a lot of respect from me. You remind me of my only real IRL friend in how dedicated you are to martial arts. I like you.
>>693852282
Silly as this sounds. Your praise means a lot to me, thanks.
I like you too bro.
>>693852775
I don't think it sounds silly because everyone's words here mean a lot to me as well. It's why I like this place. Everyone here is so friendly and encouraging.
>>693852999
It's a pretty great place to unwind after a long day. Specially weird ones.
Those fucking chickens man...
>>693853766
If there's anything I've learned from the Zelda games, it's don't. fuck. with the chickens.
>>693853890
Im gonna use my time off tommorow to go around the neighborhood and check if anyones got a chicken coop somewhere in their yards, let 'em know their little fowley fuckers are outta control.
>>693854169
Sounds like a good idea.
>>693852775
>>693852002
It's a very impressive thing to turn your life around. My father has had 40 years to do that. He still fails daily at doing so. You should be proud of what you did.
>>693852999
I try to be nice to people. I don't want this place to go to shit.
>>693854253
I foresee three possible outcomes.
1. I find a chicken coop, report the flappy fuckers and their murder attempt to the owner, they get cooped back up and hopefully gassed or something.
2. I dont find any chicken coops, and their reign of terror continues.
3. I dont find any chicken coops, and some person reports me for suspicious behaviour and i end up having to spend time in the arrest explaining myself.
Good times ahead.
>>693854702
None of us do. Honestly, it's been pretty dull around here for quite some time. We used have over a dozen people actively posting at one time, and it would often be more than that. So I guess the best way try and return this place to its former glory is to just be nice to everyone and welcoming.
>>693854718
Or 4. You don't find any chicken coops, so you capture them and eat chicken for the coming weeks. That sounds like the best idea if you ask me.
>>693854702
It started as project; VENGEANCE. Cause y'know, i wanted to be top dog and my teacher kept beating the shit out of me. Eventually, i got good enough that i managed a "draw" during a spar but after that i realized what fucking moron i am/was/havebeen. Been less of a violent robot since.
>>693855152
I... I kinda wanna do that now. Kek.
>>693855773
You make me jealous. Martial arts have been one of the things I've wanted to do longer than anything else, probably since I was about 3, but never could. My parents said it was because they couldn't afford it, but I didn't buy it for a fucking minute. They're rich now, and still never bothered. I've pretty much given up on that dream now.
>>693854718
>1. I find a chicken coop, report the flappy fuckers and their murder attempt to the owner, they get cooped back up and hopefully gassed or something.
I approve of this. wholeheartedly.
>>693855773
You sparred? I thought you fenced? I spar. It's fun. I have whipped jay's ass many a time, and gotten beaten many a drunk night.