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HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt! By order of der
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HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
1844 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself. Glory to Deutschland!
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>>693822005
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>>693822005
gestapo get
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>>693822271
pls no
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llor
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>>693822328

Scheisse! He got away.
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Arier rapportiert ein
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Papers please
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>>693822639

Are you sure you're not leaving out the fact you're a flamboyant faggot?
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I'll have you busted down to private for bothering me!!
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nigger
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>>693822717
rolling for new papers
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>>693822785

Sorry, it is only precautions!

Move along, Gestapo!
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卐 卐 卐 hmmm
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Heil?
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>>693823017
Fucking lost my papers, what bullshit.
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>>693823053

You can Sieg Heil in prison!
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>>693822005
Rawlxxx
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>>693823101
I forfeit this shitty resistance. Sieg Heil.
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>>693823151
Resistance fighter
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>>693822005
Aber sicher, die Herren.
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>>693823144
Scheisse!
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Sieg heil
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>>693822005
Rolling for SS!

Also the holohoax was a lie.
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>>693823245
>>693823273

Shitty resistance fighters lol rip
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Alles klar, meine Herren.
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>>693823273
Doh! Resistance fighter = dead!
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>>693823360
Reroll
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Buttered rolls
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>>693822005
Rollan
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>>693822005
heil hitler!
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>>693823384
Yep, I'm ded at least didnt die in the showers
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>>693823441
Rolling for firefight!
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>>693823540
there must be something wrong with my dice
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>>693822005
1844 get
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>>693823611
Im a spy, what happens to me
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>>693823526
Nice,
Heil hitler boys, cya later.
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>>693822005
Just passing through sir
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Roooollll
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>>693823697

re rollerino
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>>693823691

You re-rolled a 1, so you got released.
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rolllllii
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>>693822005
Blondi get
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aaa
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>>693823815
Jawohl!
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>>693822005
>smashes nose in
I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew.
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rolll
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Rolll
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Do not be afraid, my /b/ros, I have returned.
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>>693824374
oh god reroll
pls kill me
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>>693822005

Hallo. Ich bin der Kommandant.
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>>693824464

Fuck, the pizza ovens smell like shit here. 0 get.
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>>693822005
I'm just a soldier nigga
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Kill all the niggers.
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>>693824459
>>693824519

2 down. 15,999,998 to go.
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>>693822005
roll
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>>693822005
roll
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>>693822005
reroll
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I'm a Jew.
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>>693824780
reroll
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>>693822005
hello friends i came to join you
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Guten Tag, ich rolle
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>>693822005
re-roll
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Do not be afraid.
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>>693824877
Reroll
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>>693824977
Reroll for the USA
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>>693824874
Netter Versuch.
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get dat 1488
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>>693825049

Enjoy the POW camp.
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>>693825111

SIEG HEIL, HIMMLER!
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rollll
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>>693825111
Himmler. Get rekt
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Heil
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Heil!
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Ich nott und kriminal, officer
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>>693825234
Reroll
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>>693822005
Rollerino
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>>693822005
roll
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>>693822005
rollo
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Sieg heil! Together we shall rise up and cast off the bonds of Jewry!
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>>693825204
Sieg Heil, mein freund
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>>693822005
Nein
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>>693822005
Roll
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>>693825333

SIEG HEIL, HIMMLER!
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>>693822005
SS soldat passing by
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Hitler is my spirit animal
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Anoo, cheeko breeki, iv damke!
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Please be 1844
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>>693822005
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>>693825525
Good enough for me.
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For glory
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roll for hitler
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e
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I'm a Witcher
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I've gotten nothing but arrested so far
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a
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>>693822005
rolle
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Sieg Heil Kamerad, wir müssen passieren, die Supplylines sind unter Feuer!
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>>693825444
>444
>officially the bear-jew
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b
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c
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>>693825444
>>693825333
>>693825111

Trips get thread?

>>693825700

cute dog.
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>>693825697
lost id
shit
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lasst mich durch.
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Rolling for our lord and savior.
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>>693825700
Blondi an die Front!
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d
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>>693825791
reroll
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>>693825837
Re-roll
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>>693825821
shit i remembered im a resistance fighter
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f
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ss roll
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g
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Nein nein hanz
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Is there any problem, Sir ?
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>>693825959

>loses id
>realizes hes armed resistance
>runs away

kek
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Roool
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>>693826131
Re-roll
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>>693826181
Re roll
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>>693826174

There is. You're a jew!
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>>693826210
Re roll
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>>693826270

Legendary resistance. All of those Germans are dead.
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>>693826174
Rolling for my life
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rolling for Deutschland
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>>693822005
ICHT BEIN HITLER-SAMA
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sup niggas
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>>693822005
Ein Reich
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1844 get
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Heil Hitler!
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>>693827122

Sieg Heil! Move along, SS.
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>>693822005
Sieg heil
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Ich bin nur auf Durchreise!
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Ich bin ein Berliner!
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>>693827478
Welp, I know I have those papers somewhere...
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>>693822005
roll
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>>693827333

SIEG HEIL, HIMMLER!
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Sprechen sie dick
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Mein Füher told me iam a Fag what2do?
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>>693822005
Papers
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>>693822005
Oh, by all means, here you go
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>>693827924
OH nose
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>>693827924

Go to Auschwitz
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>>693822005
Shamwow
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einmal rollen bitte
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rollin'
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interrogation reroll
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re roll because im a jew after interrogation
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reroll
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camp got liberated by enemy forces :D im a free jew with no papers woo hoo!!
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Roll
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>>693822005
let's roll oll
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not a jew
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>>693828599
Re-rollarino
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>>693828490

and you rolled a 420 to save it

then you continue to roll another 0
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>>693822005
das roll
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Hitler is the name burning Jews by the bushel is the game.

>Straight outa Berlin
>Crazy motha fucka named A-hitz
>From the party called nazis don't give a shit
>When I'm ruling
>No art schooling
>Give the order and the Jews are fuming
>You too kike if you fuck with me,
>The SS will come arrest your family
>From your house, that's how your going out
>To the train mother fuckers that's where your shipping out.
>Jews start to mumble
>they wana rumble
>mix um up serve um on a plate like schnitzel
>going off on a Jew rat like that
>with some gas
>that's going up your ass
>so give it up Jews
>ain't no telling when im ready for my next move
>here's a murder rap to keep y'all gassin
>got a chamber just to keep your ass in
>zyclon B is the tool
>you best not be a mother fuckin jew
>me and you can go boat to boat
>our navy
>I'm knocking u-boats out the harbor daily
>weekly monthly yearly
>until Jew motherfuckers see clearly
>that I am the capital AD. H.
>don't fuck with the master race
>so when I'm in your ghetto you better duck
>Adolf hitler is crazy as fuck
>and as I leave believe I'm bombing
>and when I come back boy I'm coming straight out of Berlin.
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nochmal rollen bitte
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>>693822005
roll
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>>693822005
ein roll
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>>693828800

8800

heil hitler doge
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>>693822005

rollinn
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>>693822005
Hallo meine Mitmenschen, wie geht es euch?
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>>693830111

SIEG HEIL, HIMMLER!
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>>693830111

Ich bin Herr Himmler.
hell yeah!
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>>693822005
They see me rollin'
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>>693822005
roll
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>>693822005
krautrolle
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>>693822005
Röhll
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Gross got!
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>>693822005
roll
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>>693822005
rolling
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Ich bin kein Jude, lasst mich durch! Hier sind meine Papiere
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>>693830930
reroll
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>>693830911
0h no my papers
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roooollling
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Rolling for NEIN !
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>>693831022
yes released
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>>693831034
relo
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>>693830981
rolling again
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roll
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>>693831101
well fuck
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>>693831101

>breaks out of asylum
>becomes resistance fighter
>dies in firefight

Legendary life, anon.
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>>693822005
Rolling.
Im a National Socialist so this should be good. Heil Deutschland.
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>>693831049

rolled for nein

got NEIN! SCHEISSE !!!
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>>693831451

>is a national socialist
>but also armed resistance

kek
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>>693822005
So I am what?
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>>693831667
Re roll
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>>693822005
Rolling
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Lassen Sie uns einfach rollen und dies getan . Ich habe Hitler ermorden .. Auch, wenn Sie hatte dies zu übersetzen, dann haben Sie gerade das Spiel verloren !
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>>693831788
Fucking nice
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>>693831788

Sieg Heil, Kommandant!
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>>693831717
Oh nein, ich hab meine Papiere vergessen - moment
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>>693831942

>1942
lol - anyways, ill just innocently pass through
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>>693822005
roll
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>>693831973
Verdammt!
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rollllllleeee
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rollerino
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ROOOLL
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re rollerino
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>>693832247
Roll to find my identity
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>>693822005
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For the Führer !!!!!
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Rolll
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>>693832384
shit
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Get good
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>>693822005
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>>693832384
>>693832445
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Why not
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>>693832466
Dem dubs.

Get again
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Let's gas em
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>>693822005
How ya doin , mein nigga ?
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This isn't summer camp.....
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Reroll
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>>693822005
rolling. please no jew
?????
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>>693822005
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>>693822005
Ich rolle
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Rollerino
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rolllu
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>>693832905
Einen schönen Tag noch Kamerad! Sieg Heil!
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>>693832771
Rollin for the fight
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>>693822005
Let's roll
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>>693833020
rollu 2x
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>>693833092
R.I.P
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rawling
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>>693833101
The germans want to fight ? Fucking fine by me. Come to me Fritz I'll make bretzels of you
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rolling
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Guten Tag Herr Soldat!
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>>693822005
heil
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Heil Hitler!
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>>693822005
Röller
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>>693822005
Hitler dindu nuffin wrong. he was a good boy.
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I love the effort in this one OP.
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I like dis game ya!
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>>693833265
nice try scumbag, we'll be sure to throw your body in the pile
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>>693833464
1/10 boys, Its always the god damned Jews.
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>>693833450
dammit, this is considered insane? reroll.
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>>693833464

Thanks, I love making games like these. Cool to see anons have fun playing them.
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>>693822005
Rollan
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>>693833627
Reroll for my identity papers
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>>693833601
yay, escaped and can reroll
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Here's my papers, trooper. Thank you for your service. Heil Hitler!
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>>693822005
rolling
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>>693833793

lol the irony.
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ayyyyyyyyyy
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>>693822005

hey, how come fags and criminals cant reroll?
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>>693833804
well shit rolling for auschwitz
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>>693833947
true ident roll
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Heil Hitler
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>>693833991
firefight commences
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>>693822005
Let's get on with it…
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>>693822005
rolling
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Reroll
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rolll
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