HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
1844 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself. Glory to Deutschland!
>>693822005
>>693822005
gestapo get
>>693822271
pls no
llor
>>693822328
Scheisse! He got away.
Arier rapportiert ein
Papers please
>>693822639
Are you sure you're not leaving out the fact you're a flamboyant faggot?
I'll have you busted down to private for bothering me!!
nigger
>>693822717
rolling for new papers
>>693822785
Sorry, it is only precautions!
Move along, Gestapo!
卐 卐 卐 hmmm
Heil?
>>693823017
Fucking lost my papers, what bullshit.
>>693823053
You can Sieg Heil in prison!
>>693822005
Rawlxxx
>>693823101
I forfeit this shitty resistance. Sieg Heil.
>>693823151
Resistance fighter
>>693822005
Aber sicher, die Herren.
>>693823144
Scheisse!
Sieg heil
>>693822005
Rolling for SS!
Also the holohoax was a lie.
>>693823245
>>693823273
Shitty resistance fighters lol rip
Alles klar, meine Herren.
>>693823273
Doh! Resistance fighter = dead!
>>693823360
Reroll
Buttered rolls
>>693822005
Rollan
>>693822005
heil hitler!
>>693823384
Yep, I'm ded at least didnt die in the showers
>>693823441
Rolling for firefight!
>>693823540
there must be something wrong with my dice
>>693822005
1844 get
>>693823611
Im a spy, what happens to me
>>693823526
Nice,
Heil hitler boys, cya later.
>>693822005
Just passing through sir
Roooollll
>>693823697
re rollerino
>>693823691
You re-rolled a 1, so you got released.
rolllllii
>>693822005
Blondi get
aaa
>>693823815
Jawohl!
>>693822005
>smashes nose in
I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew.
rolll
Rolll
Do not be afraid, my /b/ros, I have returned.
>>693824374
oh god reroll
pls kill me
>>693822005
Hallo. Ich bin der Kommandant.
>>693824464
Fuck, the pizza ovens smell like shit here. 0 get.
>>693822005
I'm just a soldier nigga
Kill all the niggers.
>>693824459
>>693824519
2 down. 15,999,998 to go.
>>693822005
roll
>>693822005
roll
>>693822005
reroll
I'm a Jew.
>>693824780
reroll
>>693822005
hello friends i came to join you
Guten Tag, ich rolle
>>693822005
re-roll
Do not be afraid.
>>693824877
Reroll
>>693824977
Reroll for the USA
>>693824874
Netter Versuch.
get dat 1488
>>693825049
Enjoy the POW camp.
>>693825111
SIEG HEIL, HIMMLER!
rollll
>>693825111
Himmler. Get rekt
Heil
Heil!
Ich nott und kriminal, officer
>>693825234
Reroll
>>693822005
Rollerino
>>693822005
roll
>>693822005
rollo
Sieg heil! Together we shall rise up and cast off the bonds of Jewry!
>>693825204
Sieg Heil, mein freund
>>693822005
Nein
>>693822005
Roll
>>693825333
SIEG HEIL, HIMMLER!
>>693822005
SS soldat passing by
Hitler is my spirit animal
Anoo, cheeko breeki, iv damke!
Please be 1844
>>693825525
Good enough for me.
For glory
roll for hitler
e
I'm a Witcher
I've gotten nothing but arrested so far
a
>>693822005
rolle
Sieg Heil Kamerad, wir müssen passieren, die Supplylines sind unter Feuer!
>>693825444
>444
>officially the bear-jew
b
c
>>693825444
>>693825333
>>693825111
Trips get thread?
>>693825700
cute dog.
>>693825697
lost id
shit
lasst mich durch.
Rolling for our lord and savior.
>>693825700
Blondi an die Front!
d
>>693825791
reroll
>>693825837
Re-roll
>>693825821
shit i remembered im a resistance fighter
f
ss roll
g
Nein nein hanz
Is there any problem, Sir ?
>>693825959
>loses id
>realizes hes armed resistance
>runs away
kek
Roool
>>693826131
Re-roll
>>693826181
Re roll
>>693826174
There is. You're a jew!
>>693826210
Re roll
>>693826270
Legendary resistance. All of those Germans are dead.
>>693826174
Rolling for my life
rolling for Deutschland
>>693822005
ICHT BEIN HITLER-SAMA
sup niggas
>>693822005
Ein Reich
1844 get
Heil Hitler!
>>693827122
Sieg Heil! Move along, SS.
>>693822005
Sieg heil
Ich bin nur auf Durchreise!
Ich bin ein Berliner!
>>693827478
Welp, I know I have those papers somewhere...
>>693822005
roll
>>693827333
SIEG HEIL, HIMMLER!
Sprechen sie dick
Mein Füher told me iam a Fag what2do?
>>693822005
Papers
>>693822005
Oh, by all means, here you go
>>693827924
OH nose
>>693827924
Go to Auschwitz
>>693822005
Shamwow
einmal rollen bitte
rollin'
interrogation reroll
re roll because im a jew after interrogation
reroll
camp got liberated by enemy forces :D im a free jew with no papers woo hoo!!
Roll
>>693822005
let's roll oll
not a jew
>>693828599
Re-rollarino
>>693828490
and you rolled a 420 to save it
then you continue to roll another 0
>>693822005
das roll
Hitler is the name burning Jews by the bushel is the game.
>Straight outa Berlin
>Crazy motha fucka named A-hitz
>From the party called nazis don't give a shit
>When I'm ruling
>No art schooling
>Give the order and the Jews are fuming
>You too kike if you fuck with me,
>The SS will come arrest your family
>From your house, that's how your going out
>To the train mother fuckers that's where your shipping out.
>Jews start to mumble
>they wana rumble
>mix um up serve um on a plate like schnitzel
>going off on a Jew rat like that
>with some gas
>that's going up your ass
>so give it up Jews
>ain't no telling when im ready for my next move
>here's a murder rap to keep y'all gassin
>got a chamber just to keep your ass in
>zyclon B is the tool
>you best not be a mother fuckin jew
>me and you can go boat to boat
>our navy
>I'm knocking u-boats out the harbor daily
>weekly monthly yearly
>until Jew motherfuckers see clearly
>that I am the capital AD. H.
>don't fuck with the master race
>so when I'm in your ghetto you better duck
>Adolf hitler is crazy as fuck
>and as I leave believe I'm bombing
>and when I come back boy I'm coming straight out of Berlin.
nochmal rollen bitte
>>693822005
roll
>>693822005
ein roll
>>693828800
8800
heil hitler doge
>>693822005
rollinn
>>693822005
Hallo meine Mitmenschen, wie geht es euch?
>>693830111
SIEG HEIL, HIMMLER!
>>693830111
Ich bin Herr Himmler.
hell yeah!
>>693822005
They see me rollin'
>>693822005
roll
>>693822005
krautrolle
>>693822005
Röhll
Gross got!
>>693822005
roll
>>693822005
rolling
Ich bin kein Jude, lasst mich durch! Hier sind meine Papiere
>>693830930
reroll
>>693830911
0h no my papers
roooollling
Rolling for NEIN !
>>693831022
yes released
>>693831034
relo
>>693830981
rolling again
roll
>>693831101
well fuck
>>693831101
>breaks out of asylum
>becomes resistance fighter
>dies in firefight
Legendary life, anon.
>>693822005
Rolling.
Im a National Socialist so this should be good. Heil Deutschland.
>>693831049
rolled for nein
got NEIN! SCHEISSE !!!
>>693831451
>is a national socialist
>but also armed resistance
kek
>>693822005
So I am what?
>>693831667
Re roll
>>693822005
Rolling
Lassen Sie uns einfach rollen und dies getan . Ich habe Hitler ermorden .. Auch, wenn Sie hatte dies zu übersetzen, dann haben Sie gerade das Spiel verloren !
>>693831788
Fucking nice
>>693831788
Sieg Heil, Kommandant!
>>693831717
Oh nein, ich hab meine Papiere vergessen - moment
>>693831942
>1942
lol - anyways, ill just innocently pass through
>>693822005
roll
>>693831973
Verdammt!
rollllllleeee
rollerino
ROOOLL
re rollerino
>>693832247
Roll to find my identity
>>693822005
For the Führer !!!!!
Rolll
>>693832384
shit
Get good
>>693822005
>>693832384
>>693832445
Why not
>>693832466
Dem dubs.
Get again
Let's gas em
>>693822005
How ya doin , mein nigga ?
This isn't summer camp.....
Reroll
>>693822005
rolling. please no jew
?????
>>693822005
Ich rolle
Rollerino
rolllu
>>693832905
Einen schönen Tag noch Kamerad! Sieg Heil!
>>693832771
Rollin for the fight
>>693822005
Let's roll
>>693833020
rollu 2x
>>693833092
R.I.P
rawling
>>693833101
The germans want to fight ? Fucking fine by me. Come to me Fritz I'll make bretzels of you
rolling
Guten Tag Herr Soldat!
>>693822005
heil
Heil Hitler!
>>693822005
Röller
>>693822005
Hitler dindu nuffin wrong. he was a good boy.
I love the effort in this one OP.
I like dis game ya!
>>693833265
nice try scumbag, we'll be sure to throw your body in the pile
>>693833464
1/10 boys, Its always the god damned Jews.
>>693833450
dammit, this is considered insane? reroll.
>>693833464
Thanks, I love making games like these. Cool to see anons have fun playing them.
>>693822005
Rollan
>>693833627
Reroll for my identity papers
>>693833601
yay, escaped and can reroll
Here's my papers, trooper. Thank you for your service. Heil Hitler!
>>693822005
rolling
>>693833793
lol the irony.
ayyyyyyyyyy
>>693822005
hey, how come fags and criminals cant reroll?
>>693833804
well shit rolling for auschwitz
>>693833947
true ident roll
Heil Hitler
>>693833991
firefight commences
>>693822005
Let's get on with it…
>>693822005
rolling
Reroll
rolll