hey /b/
i got 2 new kitten and i cant think of a name. would appreciate any "serious" ideas. theyre both male.
Faggot and Summer Fag
Simon and Simon
Lapushka
Hardcastle and McCormick
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Ass and Titties
alton and sterling
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Captain snuggles. Both captain snuggles
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This
or name them rape and murder
muffin and cupcake. because they're both cute and look very edible. might taste like chicken...
Ghost and Mrs. Muir
Don't name them, you'll end up crying as you eat them stir-fried. General Tso's Kitten.
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Captain Snuggles and Admiral Kissies
Bo and Luke
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trump and max
Franklin and Stein
James and Giant Peach
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Butter and I can't believe it's not butter
Donald and Cuck
name the left mutherfucker Alice or Al and the right fuck Sam or Sammy
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Mr. Snookems and Trashcan
"Butt" and "fuck" if trips or singles
If dubs then "Beavis" and "butthead"
Puma and smokey
Jonathan Strange and Mr. Morrell
alice and karen
Hitler and Stalin
Any personality traits you've seen so far? Is one definitely the more outgoing of the two? Is one a big eater? Does one of them prefer a particular toy to another? If you really want a serious name, answer these questions.
If you actually don't give a fuck call the left one Dusty (He looks like a feather duster) and the right one Ash.
Janet and Michael
Lou Diamond Phillips and Fidel Castro
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Woah... Literally this OP
McFucking Cockgargling Ballgazer and The Smegma-Sniffing Semen Serpent
Bruce Willis and Bruce Willis
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TRIPS DON'T LIE
baracc HUSSEIN OSAMA + KKKlinton + Barny SANDNIGGERS
KILLary KKKlinton did Dallas!
OMAMA bin Landen
toss sala
Ram and Bo
Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee
John and Lori
Moe and Larry
Die and Hard
Ren & Stimpy
Amanda and Todd
Duke and Hazzard
Dallas & Negroid Specimen
Papa and John
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Cooties
or Cooty
Name the left syrup and the right pancakes
Taco and Bell
eric harris and dylan klebold
Wesley and Snipes
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Lol yes!!!
Road and House
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dick breath and conal (kernal) mc doodles
Name the left one tigger, not tiger, tigger, pronounced as in Winnie the Pooh, name of my cat before he passed and they look extremely similar, carry on his legacy. Gonna have to agree with another anon and name the right one ash.
Otto and Bismark. Together they make the most bad-ass kitty couple the world has ever seen. If they have a kitten, name it Von and it shall be complete.
Pork and Beans
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after the best marx brothers
Groucho and Harpo
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Roll.
Jesus and Christ
Pinky and The Brain
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Ling.
Woody Pride & Buzz Lightyear.
Beans and Rice
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cane and abel
Hutu and Tutsi
Left looks like a leapord so name him Spot or Leo
Right looks like a moon bear so name him Bear or Shadow
Beavis & Butthead
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Smokey and Bandit, I think this fits pretty well actually.
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Four and Chan
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Cash and Tango
Penis and balls
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i second this. at least the lou diamond phillips for sure.
Femanon and Cumdumpster
Ele'a'kea
or Elekea.
It's Hawaiian for black and white, waiting for a good chance to name one of my animals that
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Lmfao I'm dying XD
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this is a good one.
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Raul.
HAL and 9000
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Bruce and Clark
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Tiberius and Gaius
Erectile and Dysfunction
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Alco and Fairbanks
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Tojo and Stalin
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Yes. OP name them Smokey and Bandit!!!
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Waste of trips
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Winrar
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OP and Faggot
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Kek
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Meredith & Swift.
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Baron and Max, after Baron Samedi and Max Zorin (Bond villains)
Purple Pie Man and Sour Grapes
Julius Caesar and Octavius Caesag
Heckler&Koch
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This
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Boo & Cake
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this
Hitler and Wasright
Timon & Pumbaa
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reroll
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Don't do that. Otherwise donald will excavate your other kitten to mexico you rwging dildo cock penis called Hoe Pee
Also if dubs
Name them Jeep and Prius
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O and P
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Toast and Butters
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Cockpit and Taint
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the dark lord <insert name>, the silly kitty
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this
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Winrar
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Top kek
For the longest time I was autistic and I thought HK meant Hotch Kekler
Also rolling for Smith&Wesson
Terminator and Terminator II
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Rerolling for trips or more. OP do these names
Ben and Dover
kitty and cat