ITT: You wake up in bed next to the last video game character you played.How
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ITT: You wake up in bed next to the last video game character you played.
How fucked are you?
counter terrorist
Not at all, I guess
>>693708260
Jokes on you I played tomb raider faggot
>>693708654
He's gonna defuse your bomb.
>>693708736
why
Winston from Overwatch...idk what to say
King Dedede. Hell yes. I will serve the true king of dreamland
>>693708260
I wake up next to my runescape character... Allright?
>>693709316
Winston is best waifu.
my dreary eyes lull open to a distance sound that i can't yet identify, but my eyes peer over my 2d waifu and i realize that the sound is the distinct sound of a party van
my 2d pedo ass is going to be the fucked the way i always wanted it to be
>>693708260
The girl with the mines from dirty bomb hmm
Meh
>>693709977
pic?
Not at all! I'd fuck her tbh
Doom guy, at least I'm human right?
Taliyah, I'll give her something rock hard
Next to blitzcrank from lol.
I knew he was a "pleasure model" with super fisting action.
Zarya
Win or lose?
>>693708888
>>693709966
>>693709977
>>693710300
is this a get thread?
>>693710508
Lose
>>693708736
Which one though, anon?
>if you answer one of the new ones you should just drink bleach right now
Lana from Hyrule Warriors. Not bad.
Ha, awesome. I played as Zero Duit Samus.
>>693710529
ALL THOSE POWER LEVELS!!!!!
>>693710508
Absolute win. If you can handle her.
>>693708260
It depends if they'd shank me for testing the navmesh of a cliff when trying to go around a building and not having anyone to GA to.
Mercy plz forgive me.
>high fives all around
Omelet du fromage
>>693708260
Been playing this the last few days. Does it count?
>>693708260
I really don't know how I feel about this.
>>693708260
Agent Locke...
>>693708260
eh im alright, hes a ghost so we cant actually fuck
>>693708260
The entire Roman senate?
>Total War :Rome 2
I think the last player I was controlling was...
Lionel Messi.
Sweeeeet, sweet manlet boipucci mmmmm
Oh boi, halo 5 spartan
>>693713510
That's what you think.
Ever wondered what it'd be like to take that mace up your ass? Cause you'll find out.
Pokemon go, last pokemon I caught was a drowzee
>>693711993
Using the pre-corpus skin, you should feel better
>>693709977
That game is so good and it's free
Umm....
>>693708260
myself in skyrim
...
not bad
My gta online character...
>>693710389
>tbh
RIP my anus
>>693714144
sir pls
>>693714703
>The Pitcher
>>693710492
Lucky af :(
John Marston for me
I would go gay for him.
>>693715466
aww yea
>>693708260
Fucked... but in a good kind of way.
>>693708260
>Laegrinna
Not fucked at all.
>>693715466
I'd prefer the actual Big Boss. Or even Solid.
Um, Widowmaker... I'm dead.
>>693711590
omelette au fromage!!!****, criss de tapette !
My ass hurts.
I wonder what's behind the mask
>>693708260
Im waking up in bed next to artyom?
shit,
played peach last I guess
>>693708260
Zenyatta.
I EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY
>>693708260
Does eroge count?
>>693716751
not at all, artyom is good
>>693717026
Why wouldn't it count?
>>693717069
i know that but i dont even know any russian besides the words for hello and comrade
pribet and tovarich repectively, (horribly misspelt and all.)
>>693708260
My Revenant from gw2
fallout male with face similar to mine
>>693717219
Because I don't want it to count.
>>693708260
>My Sim from Sims 3.
Kill me.
>>693717580
well sheit.
>>693717580
Too bad. Next time think about what you play before going onto 4chan.
>>693708260
A platoon of 24 Soviet Guards rifle infantry with PTRS rifles, grenades, and mosins......
Damn son, I must have partied way harder than I thought last night.
My character from Warband: Napoleonic Wars.
I don't know what to say. Should I be afraid?
>>693717923
talk about a big bed
>>693718037
as long as the battle your going into isnt waterloo
>>693717026
> eroGE
> GE stands for "GEIMU" aka "GAME"
> is game a game?
I guess I'm okay with this.
I think im okay?
>>693718401
Ero game, you faggot.
Female rust player....... no hair anywhere and down under is literally just smooth
>>693717844
Underrated post. And czech'd.
I'd say I'm pretty good
THe qt hammer grill from the MHG demo.
Never thought I'd get to sleep with a Tiger II H
>>693708260
no homo...
>>693719123
Would prefer Kestrel.
My Pokemon Go avatar. He seems like he'd be a bro, so whatever. Maybe he'd go find me a growlithe.
>>693708260
Protagonist of hunie pop..... gonna be doing pretty doing well imo
>>693717272
who needs language when you just had sex
Heh. Nice
>>693716111
Oui oui
Wake up next to a female dranei warrior. I'm ok with this
Wake up next to a female dranei warrior. I'm ok with this
>>693708260
Bronan the Brobarian.
>mfw I woke up next to Roadhog
>>693719737
Not bad.
>>693714996
Underrated post.
>>693720274
Shh... don't fight it.
>>693708260
Not sure how to feel about this
>Jacket, for anyone who doesn't know
>>693708260
Pretty bad if Alma's the jealous type.
The Nerevarine? I'm not sure if that's good or bad.
>>693721056
When I really think about it, I don't know how fucked I am. Is Jacket gonna go into another murderous rampage and crush my head against the floor, or is some fuck in a Rat Mask going to come and shoot us both?
My orc barbarian from skyrim? Shiiiiiit
>>693721813
Either way you'd probably get to hear some fresh ass music.
I wake up next to Thraben Inspector. Not bad tbh
Well, i played the binding of Isaac as Isaac, k den.
>>693720822
If I get to stay on top and you keep that hook away from my genitals, it's a deal.
Kayleth from Dawn of War 2. I'd fucking blow my load as soon as I woke up.
Then she'd probably kill me for being a disgusting Mon Keigh.
Totally worth it.
>>693721922
Pillaging dat ass.
>>693722814
That's cute. You think you have a choice.
My asshole is about to be punished
>>693708260
Master Chief doesn't have sexual urges
Not fucked at all.
''your ancestor did not kill civilians''
I play only WoT, so I'm dead XD
FUCKIN JEEP DRIVERS FROM JACKAL
TAKING ON ALL OF VIETNAM IN A FUCKIN JEEP
YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY TO WAKE UP TO THESE BADASS MOTHERFUCKERS
>>693723206
Space Elves.
Kratos from god of war
>>693710389
>tbh
wrong website man. here ya go: www.reddit.com
The loader from Risk of Rain. Seems like a cool guy.
>>693723386
Frank works so hard to keep the streets clean. He could use a break.
>>693723647
Seems pretty cool
Fuck yeah. Hopefully Im fucked...
Neptune from Megadimension Neptunia, I think I won.
id be pretty happy
Female Nord,skyrim. Id give her a good morning fuck!
Custom.character from empyrion. God damn drones fuckin my life up
>>693708260
That depends. Are they in my world, or am I in theirs? Because being in bed with the Chosen Undead would be odd, but I can deal with it if I'm in the real world. If I'm in Lordran, I might just be fucked.
AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Any of you amateurs wanna go hunt down some treasure?
>>693724182
Nice try fgt
You can't play as Wincest machine 3.0
>>693717680
topkek
welp
Xbalanque
I fucked a mortal maya hero who ascended to the rank of god
Or he fucked me
In both case
FIX YOUR FUCKING MATCHMAKING HI-REZ
>>693724388
You obviously have not tried the DLC then lol
>>693724507
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>>693724182
you are actually playing with booker u idiot
>>693708260
Salvador from Borderlands 2.. Looks like I'm going to Pandora!
I played as my character on dragon age inquisition. Made her a female and hot so I'm cool
>>693724840
Meh, I played it for like an hour and it got too boring after the whole "lol we hate native muricanz" thing
>>693708654
Terrorist, I'll be with Allah soon
>>693724388
>>693724929
I guess I took the wrong pic then. How about this
Darkest Dungeon. My last party consisted of a Crusader, Leper, Plague Doctor and Vestal. So it looks like I'm having a four way and by the end my dicks gonna fall off.
>>693725260
So like I said, didn't play it...
Thanks for just posting a better pic to clear it up instead of just getting triggered like most faggots would.
Feeling pretty chill.
I think I'm pretty good.
Eh. He'd probably be gone by the time I turn around anyway, so I'm fine.
>>693725587
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IM TRIGGERED AF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>693708260
Max from life is strange. Winrar
I've never slept with someone old before soooo
The bed is soaked in blood
>>693725978
Gonna be one hell of a ride
>>693708260
Reinhardt from Overwatch.
Well thats kinda awkward i guess
>>693725925
ayy lmao guise i trolled hi i was just kidding
guise?
>>693725936
Chloe is the place to be.
Do I have to fuck him? cause I don't wanna fuck poor little Ori. He'd make a fucking awesome pet though.
>>693708260
>medic from tf2
i mean
>>693718430
hes a little shit
youre fucked
>>693726197
No, my boy...
HE wants to fuck YOU!
Templar assassin (dota2)
>>693725978
Papa Reinhardt is always gentle... the first time.
I'm good
>>693718062
hardline fucking sucks you faggot free dlc and chopping the game price only shows how desperate they are for players
fucking kill yourself
Aw fuck, he's gonna stuff bombs up my ass. That can't be very nice
Fucked so bad I'm going to prison, I play TERA...
>>693726775
That game still has servers?
Also opinions are for niggers
i can only beg for it to be over quickly
>>693726775
Watch your mouth young man. The' heck has gotten into you?!?! We didn't raise you to talk to your peers in such a way.
>>693726933
All aboard the party van!
>>693726679
Keep calm and tracer on
>>693727159
K. Y. S.
>>693726933
But... they're actually like hundreds of years old. Unless you're talking about the popori, then it's straight up zoophilia
femrev
>>693727311
Isn't it 'round your bedtime?
>>693726679
fucking gross dude
>>693727527
haha u cald me young u got me haha xD
well i just woke up to Artyom so i don't know if this is good
if i'm in the metro well...fuck.
>>693727645
Not even the same anon.. learn to ID faggot
oh god o-o
>>693727529
your gross
>>693708260
>Arche
Very
>>693708260
>Nekros from Warframe
Pretty fucked. Got loads of loot, tho.
>>693708260
Gandhi?
Is he gonna stick his pacifist in my ass?
Gandhi from Civ V
Not bad tbh
>>693727860
Topkek
Max from life is strange. Nice
>an eevee
why
>>693726933
Have fun in the pokey, faggot.
>>693728254
cause you play kid games
At least I'll make sure not to ever be in another castle.
Ah fuck she's underage...I think
>>693709196
Don't lie, no one plays IQ.
Dark souls
On the one hand that character is a girl
On the other hand she's a creepy corpse of a girl at the moment
>keeps on singing shanties
Help
>>693710389
I think you should go back to Facebook >tbh
>>693728726
If it's still warm, close your eyes and pretend it's Solaire.
Oh god why
>>693728867
Learn to green text
>tbh
>faggot
i uh.. i'm ok with this
>>693708260
....My Darkest Dungeon team...of female adventurers. Not sure if want.
Are we in our world, or theirs?
>>693729242
You'll be really feeling it in no time...
344m under the sea without my seamoth.... I'm pretty fucked...
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