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Pokemon Go Thread
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Too soon
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catch it you fat fuck
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I want my mother to die in her sleep, oh wait...
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>>693706520
I can't wait to get Articuno. TEAM MYSTIC REPORTING
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is it better to keep a poke with high CP and low attack, or just boost one with low CP that has insane high attack?
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I haven't been able to play for the past two days. Servers are always down where I am.
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>>693706520
/b/, I'm considering getting this game. Should I? Any protips you can start me off with?
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>>693706520
fuck you
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>>693709587
fuck you
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>>693710009
cheers
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>>693706520
>clefairy appeared inside a gay bar
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>>693709359
En que pais latinoamerica siempre nos joden.
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>>693709587
dont
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>>693711057

HAHA
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>tfw canadian
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>>693711487
>tfw european
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>>693709587
Don't, nothing like Pokemon... no battles, no trading, no leveling Pokemon, shit ton of micro transactions..
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>>693711487
No confirmation on the Internet as of yet but will there be bans for apk users in North america?
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>>693711487
Bitch im canadian too so stfu im playing rn
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>>693711703
Shut up, for real?
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>>693712144
4 realz dawg. its basically just a digital picture book for super casuals
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:(
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>>693712144
>>693711703
There are battles and you do make your pokemon stronger, they just get "Combat Points" instead of levels.

There are microtransactions but as long as you move around and go to PokeStops you'll get the items you need anyway so it's not really a big deal.
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>>693712144
>>693711703
but there are battles, hell people are complaining that the pvp will be dominated by the rich kids who bought all the balls they wanted.
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Hey since ban rumors ive been scared since. Is it worth it to delete now? I havent caught much

>pic related
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>>693706520

>Walking around the park
>Playing with children
>Asking to see their pokemon
>Making them take their clothes off if they lose to me
>Liking this app alot.
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>>693706520
Great post OP.
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I hear this is just like the first release and they're going to add content(such as pvp) at a later point... also more pokemon which I don't care about.
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>>693706520
sup melato, go to bed stoyo
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>>693713354
Not so fast pedoplier, Nintendogs is one step ahead of you. You can't battle a person directly, only through location-based "Gyms"
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how the hell do i get more incense
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>>693713698
$$$$
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There is a gym near my house. It was taken by a member of team Mystic. Now, it's been taken by a team Instinct member. Which team should I join once Im level 5?
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>>693713698
you can get them from pokestops
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>>693713698
Leveling, money, PokeStops
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What teams did everyone join?
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>>693713642

I didn't say i was battling pokemon to win...
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today i was walking home from work and saw a fountain exploding on a poke spot. so i went to check it out. turns out these 2 weebs used one of those microchip things and were standing there like a couple of creepy fucking weirdos camping the spot for pokemon. mind you, this is a business building with a small park in front with benches. instead of sitting under the shaded trees on the benches, these creepy awkward autists stand on the side of the building like a couple of drug dealers for 30 minutes. surprised the police didnt come harass them
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Wait how the fuck do I get this game? Checked play and app store but it's nowhere to be seen but people play on their phones wtf?
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>>693714050
instinct, bitch
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>>693714222
so they just stood there? how dare they, ARREST THEM!
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>>693714568

Loitering is a crime.
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>>693714722
This
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>>693714722
i there are benches nearby why is deciding not to sit on them a crime
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>>693708534
DABIRDADANORTH
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>>693706520
Spent a few hours walking around at the mall today, things went pretty well.
At least the servers seem to be improving a bit, I'm hoping in the future more Pokemon are accessible.
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>>693715149
holy shit. i live in the middle of nowhere and i cant find shit
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>>693706520
AHHHHHHH
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>>693715149
whos dick did you suck?
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>>693715355
Coincidentally my wife just sucked mine
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>>693715282
I live in South Carolina

Only gyms and whatnot near me are churches
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i just walked this pokestop trail by my house and there were tons of fat weebs roaming around giggling at 10pm
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>>693714899
guess youd have to see the layout of the building to understand why it was so fucking creepy. the side of the building is an industrial loading zone with construction and oncoming traffic. they were hiding on the side of the building in a patch of grass on the sidewalk
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>>693715149
what level are you? I heard levels = finding cool pokemon, not location. im in the middle of nowhere and finding pokemon is hard itself
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>>693713334
ban for what?
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>>693706520
I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE WHY DO I HAVE TO BE IN SOUTH AMERICA RIGHT NOW FUCK THIS
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>>693713976
Be a lone wolf and dominate everything
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>>693711663
from germany, you can just get the .apk
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>>693716381
i am too but i guess you must be from a nigger country
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>>693714050
Mystic. We own a good chunk of town. Instinct have dominated the intercity bridge though. 2 gyms in 1 location with 3 pokestops right on the banks of a river. Prime real estate
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>>693716381
can't you just get the apk?
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>>693706520
I HATEYYOU
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>>693716657
that's not how it works. If you want to get good you need to battle a gym
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>>693718465
some people are lucky enough to live next to a spawn point. they just sit in there houses catching the same one over and over and power leveling the shit out of 1 tll theyre unkilable

other people just nolife it and go to a spot and camp all day long. seen people at the local mall camping by a spawn/pokespot all day long. the whole front of my local mall is filled with pokebums atm
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>>693718786
On my days off I plan on hanging out at the mall for Pokemon GO, I have nothing else to do with my life but get drunk.
I think it's a really good thing that people are at least getting out of the house, this game is fixing my sleep schedule.
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Does anyone know if the kind of pokemon around changes based on time?
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>>693719450
yea seeing tons of bassment dwelling weirdos like the 2 in that above picture, coming out in the light of day to play this. the servers actually run better at night though =p
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>>693720124
I think it's lovely, everyone I met at the mall today was very nice. Gives an excuse to get and be social for a change.
It is nice that the servers are decent at night, but I'm scared of getting killed by methheads wandering around.
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was walking and found a pidgeot on top of a house that was burned down

deepest lord
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>>693719876
yes
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>>693721875
God maybe it's because I'm half drunk but that's fucking adorable.
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>>693721875
pfft i doubt it. most people playing this game are going to be fat neckbeards like me
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>>693722093
ive seen a healthy mix of well to do decent looking people and bassment dwelling socially awkward weirdos. dont misunderstand either, half those gangly weirdos are girls, so theres plenty of pussy for neckbears to poach out there right now
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>>693715149
Rich fag
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>>693722295
I was really surprise to see a wigger and black chick playing today.
I don't know why, but it was just weird to see a black person enjoying Pokemon.
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>>693706520
Jesus fucking Christ guys, there is a gym at the park next to my house, and apparently some kid just got kidnapped there. My street is blocked off and I see police lights flashing. I wonder if it's related to the game.
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>>693722950
first time outside?
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>>693706520
You guys are getting to slick with this
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>>693723913
Doubt it.
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>>693709359
Try force stopping it, and restarting your device. I've had to do that a couple of different times.
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>>693711703
You can level your Pokemon.
You don't need to buy anything. In fact all the items can be obtained from visiting local areas
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>>693724003
I guess so. I don't go to the mall often because anxiety, and I don't know any black peoples.
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I hate niggers
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>>693706520
Catch it nigr
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>>693725002
when your area is too dangerous to play pokemans
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>>693715546
Then the app is working
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Just came across the Hypnosis and Snorlax just two hours ago. Had to go out of my way for them.

I got nothing but pleb pokies in my area...
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>>693719450
My favorite bar has a pokestop right outside...can hit it from inside...I'll take another IPA good sir
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How do you get the different catch ratings, like nice or great? Someone told me you need to wait until the circle is as small as possible but that doesn't seem to work.
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>>693721875
lol get laid, dont worry the game wont take away your autism.
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>>693725437
in a bar playing pokemon? lmao delusional faggot xD ffs kids go to sleep.
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>>693725608
As far as I can tell... You want the ball to hit the poke inside the colored circle. The smaller the better, of course.
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>>693706520
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>>693725608
The "great" or "nice" just relates to throwing a special throw. I don't think it has to do with the likelyhood of capture
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>>693709091
CP IS ILLEGAL YOU SICK FUCK
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Should I keep it??
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>>693726006
I was meaning how do I get the special throw, it gives more exp, or whatever.

>>693725898
That makes sense. Thank you.
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Europe when?
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Also
>500 candies for magikarp.
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>out of pokeballs
>nearest pokestops are like 5 miles from house
>cluster of 4-5 but that's it
>literally nothing else
>this isn't exactly a small city either
>scroll down in the shop
>pokeballs cost real money
>the whole game is literally just a minigame where you throw a ball and that's it, the pokemon theme only exists to get you to buy digital currency
i'm already done with this garbage
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Caught a crabby in my bathroom last night.
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>>693727515
Or you could have no pokestops in your entire town. Quit your bitching, you cunt. Those 4-5 stops will supply you with free items if you'd just get off your lazy ass
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>>693727846
>get 10 pokeballs for a 10-mile round trip
>HURR U DUM XD
fuck off retard
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servers are always fucking down i cant play for shit
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>>693713334
What ban rumors?
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>>693727963
That's less than half of a gallon of gas if you drive something economical. Jesus fucking Christ, you're such such a petty pleb
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>>693728173
you're either intentionally missing the point or you're so mentally-deficient that you genuinely don't understand

either way I don't give a shit
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>>693714568

Stop Right There Criminal Scum,
My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low-endurance, low-intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of your day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it's fun stealing shopkeepers' property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.
Don't be a criminal. Dont just hit anyone within eyesight. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than "commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves"? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; Shit was SO gold). You are all criminals who should just resist arrest. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me apprehending a criminal.
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Is not available in my country
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>>693728344
You're just a petty aspie fuck. There is no point. If you seriously think a ten mile trip is some sort of huge inconvenience they you should just kill yourself. You probably don't have a job because you won't drive ten fucking miles, you probably don't have a gf because you don't go more than ten miles away from your home. Jesus fucking blueberry fuck muffin christ
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>>693728344
Do you live in the 1930s? What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>693728748

Sideload the app. google it. If you're on apple, then theres your first problem.
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>>693728751
is this what passes for trolling on /b/ nowadays

there's a reason /pol/ is full of old /b/ and this place is basically a college campus for below-average normies to congregate
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>>693728954

TOP FUCKING KEK
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>>693727963
They respawn quite quickly, around 10 mins or so, i wouldn't mind just chilling and having a cig or two while waiting.
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>>693728954
And that elitist attitude must win you all the girl's hearts
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>>693728104

Google pokemon go ban

goddamn
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DO SOMEONE KNOW WHEN IT WILL BE IN EUROPE
I'M PRETTY SURE THERE WILL BE A LOT OF CRINGE PEOPLE AT GYMS IN PARIS
SHIT WILL BE FUN
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>>693728924
>>693728748

Refer to above, they are planning on banning phones that do this. >>693729175
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>>693729073
Samefag
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>>693729143
> implying girls have hearts
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>>693729138
But meanwhile there are people who literally live right at a pokestop (in most major cities you have leftist retards erecting these "modern art statue" pieces of shit in front of their apartment complexes)

So some people have basically an unlimited supply while others have to spend 30 minutes of their time just to play this game barebones

Pure trash that only the impurest plebeian would engage in tbqhft
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>>693715794
16
>>693722703
Only spent $10
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>>693729364
The autism is strong with this one
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>>693729229
Damn. What if i delete the app now? Will still be able to play later on? Or are they still persistent on banning?
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>>693715794
You find better pokes the further you get away from your starting point. Just walk 300-500 meters from where you started and chill for five minutes. Way better that the usual pidgeys and rattatas
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>>693729446
FOOL, I WAS MERELY PRETENDING
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>>693729783
Sure u were
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Nopnopnopnop
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>>693729783
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ddd
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>>693728344
Just get off your fat ass. You might realize it can be fun to exercise.
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>>693729954
That didn't take long
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>>693730057
i'm in better shape than you
i could beat you up if i wanted

...

twice
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Who sets pokestops? I wanna set one at work and laugh at the people who spin it.
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>>693730208
Sure fatass. You'd have trouble standing up long enough for a fight.
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>>693729594

Unsure m8y, but id check where it's officially released and wait until your country is on that list. Buggy as fuck right now anyway might be better to wait.
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>>693730057
At least someone else sees what a non-issue this is... Everyone knows how ingress works, and go is just based on that code. It's like he didn't think that this app would either require exercise or money.
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>>693706520

this is cancer. you are cancer
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>>693730208
>I'm buff
>wanna Fite me

So fucking gay, got cancer from this post
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>>693730471
I consider myself being a pneumonia
Please dont misdisease me
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>>693715149
Damn ! Dropping fat stacks on this shit !
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>>693730412
Did you see the reviews? One gave it a one star because, "I wish I could move around in the game but not have to move in real life." How stupid can some people be? Its not like its the whole point of the game or anything.
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>>693730248
It may just be traffic. Most of my coworkers play so we're hoping one will pop up at target.
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>>693706520
hate yall niggas
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>>693706520
More like go fuck a tranny am I right
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this shit isn't blocked in usa?
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>>693711703
Obviously a fat fuck
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Hey bby ;)
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I can only find fucking bug Pokemon. At level 7, my three highest levels are Beedrill and two Parasects, all around 300cp.
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>>693730639
Again, I've only spent $10

But I get up at 7am est every day when the servers actually work
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>>693716381
Being an ignorant fucker has nothing to do with that, you can make a is itunes account or download an apk
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>>693730711
Pokemon have one of the most cringy fanbase
Did you expect fit people playing this game? Most are fatass
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>>693706520
k
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>>693731291
But I assumed they would be smart enough to realize that this was the point of the game, and not hate it because "Its not a pokemon game".
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>>693731291
I will admit I'm pretty cringey, I play nothing else except RDR on occasion.
But it's so goddamn fun dude.
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>tfw living between 4-5 spawn points and 2 pokestops
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>>693731118
Don't you delete on me bby
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IS IT WORKING IN USA????
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>>693731812
A++
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>>693731951
It's mostly working at night and in the morning. Almost not at all during the day.
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>>693730568
>being literally 12
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>>693731507
> fatass
> smart
Pick one

>>693731600
If you have fun and don't complain about the fucking concept of the game because it bother you to move then it's fine
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>>693730957
Well he's right either way.

It's just, walk (a scavenger hunt is equally exciting), repetitive catching (seriously, what the Fuck, why? No training vi people or wild Pokemon?), no badges (how do I become better than y'all faggots?), no trading (if leveling involves repetitive capture and intense just one, how can I train it?), and finally micro transactions, like why?
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I just open the app once in a while and got this, but damn, those servers must be busy af
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>>693732199
You got me there.
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>>693732199
Oh man no I'm not a fat fuck and have no issue with moving for it.
I usually wake up at 2pm because I stay up late, but today I got up at around 10:30am to go to the mall to play the game.
I love the social interaction of it.
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Anyone else a Gym leader in here? Blue team.
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>>693732178
>literally
>12
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>>693711908
don't think so I'm using it right now but if you get banned you can always use a second email account
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>>693732280
I think they're working on trading
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>>693732525
Fuck off mystic fag.
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This fucker was in the bathroom at work.
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>>693732632
Boo hoo. Can you not beat anyone?
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>>693732590
But how would that work, like think?
If I trade you a Dratini Cp.12, how do you level it up without candies?
Wouldn't you need to keep getting Dratini. That aren't available to you, the reason you traded?
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>>693733059
Unless they implemented a feature that once you've traded you can then find the pokemon that you've received in public?
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>>693733059
It's probably going to be mostly for filling out the dex. It's the same for hatching an egg that has like a Tentacool when you're landlocked.
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test
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shit game, just like the other pokeman games, surprising.
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>>693733479
Nice dude.
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>>693733571
>shit like the other pokeman games
Underage faggot detected.
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>>693733300
But wouldn't that make it pointless that Pokemon are scattered?
Then anyone can catch anything anywhere? My guess is that they'll fix it with some transaction, like buying candies.

Also legend Aries, how do you train those if traded ?
Will they listen to you if you aren't at a high enough level?
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>>693730248
Look up Ingress portals
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>>693733406
I figured, but eggs are random , what you get is what you get.
But I feel if it's that the game will become less likeable. I kinda like it, I am running around looking stills, many things could've been fixed before, ya know?
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>>693733059
You're fucked, if you get a rare Pokemon not common in your area it's never going to evolve.
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>>693733479
holy fucking dicks you must be ripped
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>>693733662
underage faggot for not spending my life playing the shittiest genre of games, good one!
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I feel like im doing pretty good. That primeape was a bitch to catch though. How do I choose if i want eevee to be a vapeoreon or a flareon or jolteon?
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>>693732590
It's supposed to already work
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>>693734301
It's random, sadly
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>>693734073
There's gonna be people selling these Pokemon. We're gonna have an underground market for these little shits.

> hey, you looking for a dragonair?
> $50
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Live in the suburbs and Haven't gotten much.

I don't know where the fuck a Pokestop or gym is.
All I have is my bulbasour a zubat and rattata. I walked the neighborhood several times but apparantly GPS Signal is not found.

I even took my bike and rode to the nearest park and still no GPS

Down town is shit and pretty fucking old so there's no wifi.

I guess I'll go up north to the nearest city.

Don't know what to do since I can barely pay bills and i'm saving money for future retirement.

Any tips?
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>>693734301
You can't pick, its random from what I've been told
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>>693734311
How so?
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On my way to being a Bug Catcher
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/b/, what is the max speed I can travel to level up my eggs. Seems driving anything above 30 doesnt log but I cant test it on lower speeds yet.
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>>693733479
How the fuck
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>>693733479
>has pokemon carrying capacity upgrades
Have you paid into this?
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>>693734412
you enable location services so the FBI can track you while you play pokemon?
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>>693734412
Have you made sure GPS is enabled on your device?
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>>693734596
Trade ya a caterpie for a tauros
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>>693734656

How the hell else am I suppost to find them
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>>693734540
Not sure, can't find any documentation. Friends are convinced it's already in there because of ads
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>>693734621
I heard some people going too fast on bicycles even had it not log, but you'd probably have to be going pretty fast on one.
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>>693734782
I already have Metapod, get on my level
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>>693734621
Nothing above 20kmph counts as walking
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>>693734380
>>693734458
Well....fuck now I have to evolve probably 90 of them to get a set of 3

You got...jolteon #56
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>>693734634
Has to. They start you off at 250 slots.

Not sure why you need that many when it appears that only gen1 is available.
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>>693734458
How do you get them to evolve?

just leveling up?
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>>693713642

>not so fast pedoplier Nintendogs is one step ahead of you

This is so Adam West Batman I fucking love it
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>>693734816
Ads where anon? Let's figure this out, I heard it was online too. But not sure either
>>693734886
Already have a metaphor too Nigga, I am on your level, I just want for a powder entry, I'll trade back
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>>693735153
I'd trade if I could, anon. My dex is pretty barren.
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>>693734407
>CSGO skins

You act as if this is a new concept.
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I go to the leaves and nothing happens. What do?
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>>693734819
Yeah my bike records pretty well but if you're going downhill then there's a chance it won't log. A leisurely biking speed is sufficient. Just hatched a Sandshrew on my bike actually. Also just caught a Growlithe.
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Rate my pokemen
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>>693711703
The commercial showed localized trading, so they will for sure make it possible.
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>>693735079
You need enough specific-poke candy.

Most first evelution pokies only require 25. Magikarp require 400 magikarp candy to evolve...

So the trick is to power them up as much as you can first, then evolve, allowing you to power them up even more.
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>>693735481
It's more likely to spawn one randomly in there, but it's faster to look for ones that are on the radar in the bottom right.
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>>693735557
6/10. A good start but needs more variety. How many of these were hatched?
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>>693735646
They all have 3 paw prints and im lazy. fuck
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>>693735604
I didn't notice how many magikarp needed. kek
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>>693713444
Well no shit, the game isn't even officially out everywhere yet. The US doesn't even have official android versions, it's a version "pirated" from Australia, not that pirating matters for free games.

It's on version .29 or something, eventually it'll get a fuckload of new content like more Pokemon and PvP. The game is a few days old, give it time and it'll improve massively.

>>693713698
You'll rarely get some on level up, or from walking to Pokestops.
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Can't play because Koreafag FeelsBadMan
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Anyone else find it a little fucked up that you need candy to get more CP?
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>>693734766
Yea i'm pretty sure I did

I just started yesterday
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>>693735860
None were hatched. I just figured out the egg thing yesterday, actually. I have more variety, but theyre all weak. Went out looking for aquatic pokemon today. Didnt find shit
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>>693735153
I'll see what I can find, bro
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>>693715149
How much did you spend so far? I bought the $100 iap purchase (for incense and Pokeballs to keep up with incense) and don't have nearly as much or as high leveled Pokemon as you do.
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>>693733479
You paid you cheating slag looking mother fucker
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Look closely at OP's post
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>>693736342
$10
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>>693736054
>The US doesn't even have official android versions, it's a version "pirated" from Australia, not that pirating matters for free games.
It's on the Google Play store, put up by Niantic, Inc.
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>>693736267
I'm trying to raise my level enough to actually get decent pokes. Luckily these gyms are pretty easy to collect on
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>>693736342
Whats the fucking point of the game if you just buy it all
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>>693736508
You don't need to buy shit
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>>693736446
Oh. Ok. Thats not bad
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>>693736342
>I bought the $100 iap purchase (for incense and Pokeballs to keep up with incense)
If you buy anything, you're supposed to buy eggs to rocket through the first levels, when you get the bonuses for every Pokemon being a new one.
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>>693735604
you actually gain nothing by upgrading lower stage pokes. Every poke has a cp ceiling that's unchangeable, so you'd be better off saving your candy to upgrade final stage pokes only
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>>693736451
i cant fuckin find it.
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>>693732525
Was gonna become a Gym leader until that fucking 1 hp glitch came up
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>>693736653
>Every poke has a cp ceiling that's unchangeable
It changes with your trainer level
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