Add a couple sodie pops

Why is the pizza raw?

*ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring*

Mfw I actually work at Papa John's

I'm not getting it, you get.

yeah jeff shit in the cheese and quit

>>693706481
Did you fuck sarah yet?

>>693706481
>>693706968
>>693706481

>busts in the door with a bomb strapped to his chest

ALALALALALALALALALALA

>>693707650
Thank you for calling papa johns, will this be for pick up or delivery?

>>693706481
I'm the store manager... call me chris, and uh.. yeah, i'll be in my office.

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>>693706481
HEY, who the f*ck ordered a pizza from Donato's!?

>>693708447
whispering to co-worker (fucking that ho sara across his desk again, no doubt)

THANKS FOR CALLING PAPA JOHNS RIGHT NOW EVERYONE ON THE TEAM IS-

>>693708447
I'm a regional GM. Hey your lazy ass back to work nigger!

>>693708587
"Jerking off into the marinara"

>>693708292

ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

>>693706481
I drove all that way and didn't get tipped!!

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>>693708088

>Mfw I'm working at papa John's right now, on /b/ cause it's slow as shit

>>693708583
But I'm sara.

>>693706481
I quit and I'm taking these pepperoni pizzas with me.

Papa bless, fuckos.

*Walks out of his office*

Okay so, a small announcement here, the chain is cutting the budget, so 5% less pay - no christmas bonus anymore and you gotta work 10 hours a day now, but.. you get free health care.

>Store Manager C.

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>>693708812
Aloha snackbar

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EVERYONE ON THE GROUND THIS IS A ROBBERY

>>693708742
A regional gm? how about i call at the office and ask if you had permission for this "Unannouced" visit?

>>693708936
"Oy cunt are you takin' the piss roight naow?"

ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

>>693709026
Shoot us, cunt

>>693709026

The line is "Everyone be cool".

What's Fonzie like?

>>693709026
Sir, why do you walk into the shittiest place on earth, and try to rob it? why not try it over there is a popeyes but watch out.. they all have these crazy negro's in there.

>>693708861
be a nig and hook it up with two pepperoncinis next time mang. them lil niggers is boss

>>693708936
>no christmas bonus
We were supposed to be getting Christmas bonuses? WTF Chris?

>>693709042
It was announced, if you hadn't been getting stoned in the back with those hooligans you'd have gotten the memo!

And don't think I know you've been stealing chicken bites boy!

Black lives don't matter

>>693709150
Nope, i am going back into my office, and.. do some booking,

Sara.. meeting in 5.

>>693706481
Okay we got a fat guy who wants a large pepperoni pizza with extra sausage, a chicken large margherita, a large original buffalo chicken, a large hawaiian pizza, medium breadsticksand oh yeah a diet pepsi

GET TO WORK!

>>693706481
Why are so many of us scheduled for the same shift? How did the manager screw up this badly?

>>693709274
At least.. you got health care now.. besides dental, that shit is too expensive.

>>693709364
Don't you fat shame him/her/they you don't know what they've been through you cis het white male scum

>Hillary Clinton walks in

Ayyooo hip young kids I'll take a veggie lovers.

>>693709276
Chicken bites?

Lets be real.. i don't eat here.

>>693709457
"Ees a fuckin' nob jockey, that's 'ow"

>>693709212
what's Tarantino's colon smell like

>>693709561
Please, we all know you prefer fish.

>>693709457
They scheduled a executive visit.. some of you guys act as customers.. we need to look representable.

>>693709561

*gets down on knees*

TAKE ME, HILLARY
I'LL BE YOUR VEGGIE LOVER SLUT

>>693709562
Tell it to the security tape!

>>693709523
you knew what signed up for son. Either you get the order done or the fat mans gonna starve.

Who the fuck blew a load in the anchovies.

Hey so A guy just called in and wanted a pizza with one third pepperoni, one third bacon, and one third sausage. Can we do that or not? It's my first day.

>>693708306
I want to play a game

>>693709364
>a chicken large margherita

Someone get Schnatter on the line. We got a commie spy in our midst.

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KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD

>>693709729
C U C K
U
C
K

>>693709694

Give me my fucking pizza peasant before I beat your ass and get away with it.

>>693709837
OH FUCK. PAPA! YOUR HERE

>>693709763
My bad.

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>>693709763
me

>>693709837
oh my god guys its THE papa

>>693709837
Hello daddy

>>693709837
Holy shit it's the man himself!

>>693709733
The security tapes? how much budget do you think we have here?

>>693709866
"I'll shoot me spunk all ova' yer wrinkly face, cunt."

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>>693708751
you win this thread

>>693709788
Well.. do it, charge him three pizza's.

>>693709837
Praise Daddy

>>693709790
How about 20 questions?

>>693710121
You got it sir! Three pizzas it is!

Off to go deliver a pizza to I.C. Wiener at some cryogenics lab. See y'all later.

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>>693706481
Sir I ordered my pizza half an hour ago and I'd like to make a formal complaint to your manager

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>>693710112

>>693710013
The Papa's budget! He's a top dollar fellow. That's why you get extra peppers with your pizza as well as dipping sauce. Or have you been spoiled by first world mediocrity to the point you think this wonderful food is just Shit with cheese in a box?

>>693710222
i think those trips mean you're screwed op

>>693710222
Hello, my name is chris how may i assist you?

>>693710222
"Eat shit yew fuckin' twat"

>>693710351
Hello, my name is chris how may i assist you

>>693710153
Y r u a faget

>>693710311
dubs confirmed op is unemployed

>>693706481
Hey can i eat the leftovers right?

>>693710297
Actually.. somebody took a shit in the cheese today.. he quit earlier today.

>>693710361
Hello, my name is chris how may i assist you?

>>693710439
Hello my name is cris how may I assist you

>>693710439
I am chris.. you wanted to make a formal complaint sir?

HE so that guy who ordered the thirds pizza is pissed. WHat do I do? He says the ranch sauce smells like cum?

>>693710121
We got problem Sir, apparently some lady found an unknown white substance in her pepsi she wants a refund

>>693710535
Sure, but we can't be sued if you get sick.

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>>693706481
ever tried this pizza?
ever tried this pizza.... on weeed?

>>693710451
That's not a "yes or no" question.

>>693710466
Checkd

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GHOSTNUT PIZZA BABY

>>693710627
Yeah, tell her to talk to pepsi, not like we make it.

HEYA WAZ A NIGGA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME SERVICE AROUND HERE

>>693710618
Tell him it's the new garlic sauce

>>693710747
and lives on the street

>>693710618
What else did he think would be in it?

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>>693710737
That's why it mums said last nite

>>693710268
This is now a bachelor frog thread.

>>693710618
He did order it with cum..

>>693710906
Sorry, we don't accept food stamps.

>>693710818
Yes sir!

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daddy's home, kids.
who wants some pizza?

>>693710818
Yes sir!>>693711106
me!

>>693711106
josh?

>>693711073
DAZ RAYCIS'

>>693711260
No, it's clearly John

Whoops, I made 20 thin-crust Peperonis instead of 20 regulars. Guess we have to eat it.

>>693711260
Next order is up, the guy wants a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

Chop! Chop!

>>693711106
Papa?

>>693709288
SHUT THE FUCK UP SARA

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>>693711289
You could say that

Attention everybody, chris here..

Since our former employee has left his feces in the cheese, the regional gm has asked us to sell it as a special brand of pizza.. so from now on we sell brown cream chese, when a customer orders a pizza ask them and tell them we have brown cream chese..

Fuck that. Marco's Pizza is better

>>693711687
Have you tried our special cheese yet sir?

For 2 dollars extra you can get it on your favorite pizza.

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try our NEW philly crestburger for only 10 dollars!

>>693711852
Does it have a blend of 3 fresh cheeses?no?then go fuck yourself.

>>693712518
pj's does have a 3 cheese

>>693711687
Little Marco's better watch their back. I hear Papa's got an armor-plated '71 Camaro equipped with state-of-the-art, delivery driver-seeking TOW missiles and he's itching to test them out.

>Ijustwanttobewithsleepygary

>>693712518
Actually.. it has 4, want to try it on this free sample?

>>693710540
By god he'll never work at Papa Johns ever in this region again. As for you, keep up the good work. Quarter raise for you!

>>693712249
mix it in some marinara

>>693712859
Well, thanks!

>>693706481
WHO THE FUCK SHIT IN THE OVEN.IM TRYING TO COOK A GODDAMN PIZZA.
>>693709026
SHOOT US AND END MY FUCKING SUFFERING.

>>693710608
Yeah there's a dead nigger in my pizza

Swastika on the pizza