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2016-07-08 19:48:51 Post No. 693664869
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2016-07-08 19:48:51
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>In line at McDanks
>Almost at front of line
>In bounds the largest land whale I've ever seen in my life
>Purple hair, Glasses, Easily 400+ don't know how she's walking
>Shirt reads "This is what a feminist looks like"
>Ohherewego.patriarchy
>She waddles over and immediately cuts me in line
>I don't do or say anything beta as fuck
>She finally gets up to order and literally orders half the fucking menu
>Someone yells "WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL THEM WHAT YOU DON'T WANT"
>She glares back "And a Diet Coke"
>Finally this bitch is done
>Your total is $54.36
>Whale pulls out $50 says it's all she has
>Cashier says she'll have to remove some stuff then, whale begins to visibly shake
>Realize this is my perfect chance
>While whale is crying over what food she must give up I step forward holding a crisp $5 bill
>Cashier realizes what I am attempting to do
>My penis begins to stiffen
>Feminazi looks over at me holding my $5 looking at cashier
>I look her in the eyes
>She quickly tries to tell the cashier what she wants to remove from the order but it's too late
>"Don't worry I'll cover it"
>All men in restaurant turn in my direction
>"There's really no need I-I-I can just take something off the order"
>Men slowly begin masturbating
>"Trust me..."
>Men now bellowing like battle ready Spartans from 300
>Feminazi almost begins seizing from the oppression that is taking place
>All women in building sobbing
>"It is my privilege"
>All men begin brutally beating each other while ejaculating everywhere
>Tampons appear inside all women's vaginas
>Women's suffrage is repealed
>Obama publicly stones Michelle to death
>Announces Joe Biden new First Lady
>Tumblr HQ assaulted by entire U.S. Military
>Hillary Clinton bursts into treats
>"T-Thanks" says the whale as she is laying in a puddle of her own fecal matter and tears
>"You too"
>mfw
