but did you catch them all?

>>693624580
You get any bug types?

*she

>>693625375
no bug types, don't have the app anymore. worst fucking experience of my life.

>>693625556
To be honest it wasnt the apps fault u just let the facial hair pass cause u were desperate

>>693624580

Ajjaj

How do you not see the difference

>>693624580
i refuse to believe there is anyone who can't tell when someone is a crossdressing or a tranny. None are passable who didnt undergo hrt early in life.

>>693625817
XDXDDDXDDDD

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>>693624580
why do you lie?

>>693609631
You could've has all this

>>693626213
why the fuck would i lie about getting with a tranny? i'm only posting here because i literally can't talk about this to anyone i know irl. i'm not like going to kill myself or anything, i know it happens.. i've heard people meeting with trannys from tinder and people getting with ladyboys in thailand.. i just feel fucking stupid af.. he had like a pound of fucking make up on and even sounded like a fucking bitch

>>693625948
maybe OP wanted to believe

>>693626450
op seems to be telling truth

lol fag

FUCK YOU OP THIS IS MY FANTASY

>>693626450
It's fine dude just be glad you didnt go though with it and move on, you kissed a dude hard on the lips but it happens, thats why they are called traps, but seriously, a girl with a n64? That just doesn't exist. Also id be more worried about him calling the cops on you

>>693624580
sorry man, a friend of mine got the gay once. Now he votes for hilary.

Faggot

>>693626746
>him call
cheers man, but yeah like i said he also gave me head.. was only for like 2 or 3 minutes.. i feel like really fucking angry/ashamed/stupid.. i swear to god i just wanted to smash that faggot but i'm glad i didn't..

>>693624580
call the cops on him first and say he tricked you into fingering his butthole and that you are the one who got raped here. become trans and live it. you cant lose.

>>693624580
How big was he

>>693626999
Check'd.
Exactly forty keks.
Kek has spoken.

>>693626959
Man i don't know what you are going through but i understand it, people here are gonna call you a fag and i know you are pissed off since you think you got tricked into carrying the fag flag but it's really not big a deal, actual ass fucking is the point of no return and since you stopped id say you kept your manhood intact, just let it go bro you're alright

>>693627253
maybe 5'6, wasn't fat but a little chubby.. when i saw him wearing a bra i thought he just had small tits but yeah they were man tits i guess

>>693626959
Does he know your name?
Any identifying information about you?

>>693627396
Meant his dick

>>693627387
thanks man appreciate it. i swear to god, i'm not mentally retarded and i'm not desperate. i've been with lots of different girls, but this guy man.. he seriously looked like a fucking chick.. i can't wrap my fucking head around it

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Come op I'm at work, I can't laugh this hard

>>693627600
Yeah i almost got into that situation, i was a bit luckier since i could tell from the boner he had before i did anything so thats why i understand. With hrt and other stuff nowadays it's easy to get mistaken from looks, but you could look for some red flags like having an n64 and then asking if they are faggots, they will usually say they are unless its a fucking piece of shit. Do you live in a small town? Because if so you might be in trouble with this one

>>693625375
>Priorities

>>693628069
I do live in a small town and i saw him recording me literally screaming "HE HATES ME CAUSE IM TRANS" and he was bleeding man.. his eye wasn't too bad it just looked really red and a little bit blue but i'm freaking out because i'm on some trans phone now completely naked and he's beaten up... i seriously don't know what i'm gonna do.. if he shares that with anyone i'm completely fucked

Start again, name your character
Name goes here (No traps/trannies)
The friends you make will be more right wing and lefties will be scared off
Obvious benefit of no traps/trannies
Go to the gym a bit to look a bit more intimidating
Don't let traps ruin this for you

>>693624580
I wish for a world were this story is real. I want to believe you.

>>693628486
Do you have like any pictures of him? I want to know whether it's understandable you were tricked.

>>693628486
See if you can report it to the police with what REALLY happened.
It looks like a lot less of a lie if you admit to doing something wrong, few people would lie about that
Or just tell who you know what happened ahead of time and change up your look a bit
New haircut
Wear Purple, the color of the glorious Purple Master Race
Maybe have a shirt or something that says "There are only two genders" or something like that to scare of liberals and trannies BEFORE they pull shit on you

>>693628765
nah man. i jokingly walked up to him (when i thought it was a girl) and put my phone up saying "you're a rare pokemon!" i should've taken a photo.. take my word for it though, he looked like a fucking chick. in my defence he was wearing a hoodie/sweatpants, he had long hair in a pony tail and lots of foundation and eye liner on, but his voice man.. his voice sounded exactly like a females..

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>>693628486
Aw shit dude, there is no way he's gonna let that go, i know that fucking sucks but your only hope is to go apologize, because if not i'd say you're looking at being charged with assault not to mention getting disowned by your friends and family for getting with a dude and then beating him

>>693628933
i'm going to let it run it's own course, i just want to pretend this shit never happened and try and forget about it. i pray to fucking god i never run into him, i don't even wanna leave my house..

Just remember
No matter what your friends and family think
We'll still accept you
Hopefully that's motivation to move and get some new friends after this happens so you don't end up being a NEET like us

>>693629030
This. Give her an apology fuck then break it off like a tree branch.

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>>693629028

>you're a rare pokemon!

OP caught a fucking Jynx, lulz.

>>693629163
What you should do is leave your house and go to different parts of town, ones that are better with a less Schizophrenic community.
When the libs get to you they win.
When they don't,
Make sure you're far away or they'll yell at you a lot and it gets annoying fast

>>693629163
Listen to me dude, he is NOT gonna beat himself up and record that video just for kicks and giggles, he is gonna post it on tumblr or turn it in to the authorities, it's not something you can just forget about, you need to either confess to the police or talk to the fag, i would personally talk to him

>>693629242
>her
You must be the tranny

>>693629242
This, exactly what I would do. I mean I've already gone 90% of the way and got hard. Quitting now I'd only be teasing myself.

Where do you live, OP? Check if your country has laws for trans people

>>693629242
I don't see the problem here. If you like it OP that's cool, but if not then you don't have to tell anyone anything happened.

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Someone screencap this please

>>693629614
this

report that degenerate scum to the police if it's possible

>>693624580
i just hope this is real, also you should be thankful, go back to her house and say you realised the true benefit of a trap waifu over a normie gf

>>693629478
i'm not sticking my dick in his asshole, i didn't even fucking do anything wrong and the same goes for apologizing to him.. he said that he thought i knew he was a trans.. HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW? seems like he's spent his entire fucking life trying to look like a female and i'm the asshole for not knowing he was a guy when i only knew him for a fucking hour? for fucks sake.

>>693629762
You fags disgust me.
Your entire culture is a fucking "raid" by Tumblr.

>>693629242
Not gonna lie this is a solid plan.
Worst case scenario you walk out regretting having sex. As opposed to going to jail and getting that on your PERMANENT RECORD

>>693624580
Be me.....
Who else you be??? You stupid faggot
Be me....kek...dat boi...commit suicide you idiot

>>693629778

Lol dude, you did nothing wrong, you said it yourself.

Just let it blow over, that degenerate retard is just desperate as fuck because you found out his obvious secret

>>693624580
you wanted bug types and he had a weedle for you
i dont see the problem

>>693630003
wew lad u mad

>>693624580
>"I hate big flaps but I still go for it"

How do you not tell the difference between a vagina and a cock? Virgin detected

OP is literally a faggot

He grabbed you first
You even apologized
That's WHY he beat himself up
You didn't actually do anything wrong so he had to make shit up
If you ever find this shit online, someone on here is bound to help you through the NYPA NYPA LOL WHY ARE THERE NO MORE RAIDS THIS ISN'T THE /b/ I WANTED and OH MY GOD YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKED """""""HER""""""" WHY DO YOU HATE TRAPS

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>>693629778
I know you don't want to apologize since you didnt do anything wrong but you need to do something to appease him, if not you will regret it. Please OP, i don't want you to be the one getting figuratively fucked in the ass by the faggot

>>693629778
Does he have any of your info/social media and if so Block him but I suggest you check consult with a lawyer or anyone other than the faggots on this site

>>693630044
Kek

>>693629778
Don't worry. The cops don't give two fucks about the gay community, and he has no actual evidence.

>>693630044
Chekin and kekin

>little bit chubby
>not really fat

Pick one.

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>>693630003
Your smartass kind is not welcome here.

say it was rape

>>693630083
You stupid bollock sucking wanker...

>>693630270
He can ruin OPs social life though, things like these spread quickly in a small town, he will be known as a self hating abusive faggot

>>693630092
maybe hes fucked a girl with really big flaps.
5 inches flaps

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This thread

>>693624580
> gets trapped
> elbows the guy
> doesn't just walk out
> is total faggot


kill yourself before you go to jail

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>>693629778

Give him a handy then, or some light oral. You blueballed that guy and broke his heart.

>>693630044
Check'd and kek'd

>>693630448
Has OP mentioned he lives in a small town?

And, to be honest, it'll hurt if his social life gets ruined, but it'll help when he realizes that anyone who'd take the word of someone they don't know over his shouldn't be in his life to begin with.

>>693630357
Be donald
Be a faggot
No money
Has to do shitty work for rich uncle
Rapes 3 nephews
Rage attacks but gets ass kicked all the time
No greentext for faggot ducks

>>693630545
I'd assume you could tell the difference between a mega-mound and a cock though.

>>693630668
See>>693628486
Although i sort of agree with you, having your social like ruined is not an easy thing to accept

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>>693624580

>>693625158
He caught all the AIDS, that's for sure.

>>693630738
Some chubby grills have fupas but damn dude it's not that difficult to spot a man bulge specially sence he said he was hung

update: i'm on my way to his house right now i just want to fucking sort this shit out, i don't want this bullshit on my conscience anymore

>>693631043
That's my point, implying OP isn't spitting shit from between his teeth, there is no way you couldn't tell the difference between a mound and a cock. Either OP is supervirgin or he's lying.

>>693631340
You going to suck him off so you're even?

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>>693631340
He may have a bigger cock but you are being the bigger man, godspeed OP

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>>693630705
>Incomprehensible rage

>>693631340
Thats for the best dude, good luck and keep us posted

>>693631340
You're doing the right thing, OP. Legally, that is. You won't be fucked legally this way.

>>693631631
this

almost at his house.. bit fucking nervous tbh but here goes nothing.. will keep you updated.

Pokemon Go in the US is going to get alot harder when the race war starts

your going to really have to way the pros and cons alot more

such as is a Dragonite really worth getting shot over ?

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>>693631922
Checked.
And hurry the fuck up, OP.

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Bump

OP is kill

>>693627387
>you kept your manhood intact
Nope. OP got his dick sucked by a man and liked it. He will forever be a faggot.

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keeping it alive

>>693629668
Gotcha bro

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wouldn't let me come inside his house, we're gonna walk around the park and talk. seems alot more relaxed. took a stealth pic of him incase i go missing.

>>693632825
Maybe not intact but he isnt a fag for that, a fag would have rejoiced at his femdik

>>693632989
Wait, that's not him right?

>>693632989
OP, you're fucking blind. Even if you're too autistic to know that this is a man, why would you even want to touch it?

>"cute af"

This motherfucker looks like the ladyboy from shrek if it was black

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>>693632989

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>>693633306
>>693633330

>>693633330
you're telling me in all honesty, you wouldn't have fucked him when he looks like that?

>>693633357
I'm holding out hope that OP didn't post that.

>>693633529
>nigger
That is enough to repulse me

>>693633529
I would not have

>>693633529
See >>693633830

>>693624580
lol u kissed a boy now ur gay fag

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>>693633830

guys i took your advice. we made a deal, he deleted the video and i let him fuck me in the ass. now it's over with, i can finally move on.

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>>693634066

you're so progressive. I'm rock hard.

>>693625158
just herpes

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kek

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>>693634066
Surely you're OP

Guys, I figured it out

OP is a faggot

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>run into a girl playing also
>cute af

Confirmed gayboi

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Gotta trap em' all

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>Tfw the local strip joint is the pokestop

>>693634545
Kek

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>OP walks in the tranny den
>smell of sweat fills his nostrils
>gets jumped and held down by 4 dudes with wigs
>poke trap exclaims fuck the patriarchy
>op is in a futile struggle with a cock up his ass

>>693633330
Did a search, it's not a legit image http://www.flickriver.com/photos/tags/foursquare%3Avenue%3D4ab346dff964a5209b6d20e3/interesting/

>>693632862
Thanks man

LOL GUYS LOOK AT HIM HE KISSED A BOY HES A FAGGOT OMG LOL KYS LOSER

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>>693624580
Things that didn't happen for 800, alex.

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>See thread
>mfw

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OP are you alive?

>>693635046
Whoa, someone lying on /b/? What the hell is this world coming to?

>>693635475
kek

>>693635602
yeah.. i've honestly never had gay sex, my asshole hurts but i guess it's better than prison..

>>693635857
could've been entertaining at least. Not this blatant bullshit just to get in on the Pokemon Go conversation like a faggot

>>693635887
>kek
kek

>>693636161
>>693635887
>>kek
>kek
kek

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>>693635857

OP is probably having sweet boy puss right now

alright guys, before the thread dies i'll cum forward.. this was all bullshit, but we had fun didn't we?

oh and for the record. there are only 2 genders.

>>693633976
that's not how it works

>>693625158
Its catch'em stupid faggot

>>693636738
How would you know? OP is dead already

>>693624580
No offense, but you should have hit him more. Thats what makes you a faggot. You had every right to fucking hit him.

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>>693626450
If you're this upset about it, you might actually be gay. Just saying.

Op what it's name?

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Thread is dead.

>>693636784
yes it is

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>>693625461
Found the sander's follower

>>693637083
I bet it's "Shaniqua" or some nigga shit like that.

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>>693633357
Españolito güeno podemos facha franco jiji

>>693627903
same

>>693625461
> she

>>693632989
You got sucked off by a nigger and trans. I guess it is time to kill yourself.

>>693630003

You, sir, are and idiot.

>>693637138
he didn't seem to like it when he realised that was a boy. ergo no fag.

>>693627503
Topkek

op caught his first fairy type

>>693631922

Lies. OP was kill hours ago.

>>693624580
cap'd

>>693638376
>fairy type

kek

>>693638138
>instantly notice bulge in her underwear
>i hate big flaps but still go for it
he clearly notices something wrong and did not care about it. he is a fag

>>693624580
Let him suck your dick

REAL OP HERE THE FUCKEN TRANS CUNT STOLE MY PHONE PRETENDING TO BE ME!!!! HELPP!!! IM HIDING IN THE BATHROOM/, BLOOD EVERYWHER44544

>>693639002
Nice try faggot.

>>693639002

Then how did you post this? Your emergency I've-been-trapped-by-a-trap phone?

HELP!! I CALLED MY DAD HE'S HERE NOW BUT THE TRANNY HAS BEATEN US BOTH AND IS RAPING US!!!

I worried about OP, he must have been either put in jail or must have accepted to fuck the tranny to not get put in jail, either way he is fucked