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Waifu claiming thread.
Waifu edition
Previous: >>693591637
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
>>693606417
>Pervy tsun
We are both pervy, I'm sure you know how~
>>693605800
Standard, sure. But I enjoy it too so I can't judge, stuff's a good time passer. I need to download more music myself, internet likes to cut off for days on end
Virtual goods? Did the joke fly over my head?
>>693605381
> I could help you by sucking your dick, adorable.
"Solid" addition.
claimed
Hi everyone, I'm now and I want to make new friends.
Just found this threads and they look pretty cool.
>>693606715
I'm new*
Whoops.
>>693606774
*holds up spork*
Not on the animoos but still hav a waifu
Hello everyone
>>693606774
hehe...toodles!!!!!
Claimed
>>693605434 (Ama)
Perfect, you are on the right trail to having no mones like me. The dream is real
>>693605624 (THE BEST)
>Will you just get the fucking money?
Mercy and zen heavily rely on a team to keep them alive so it depends on how aware they are of their surroundings. His defense is way better than his attacking, on temple he is unstoppable. With mercy just dont peek, heal over damage boost, and you will probly be fine
>>693606417 (Lewd Commander)
>I am not
Not a pervert or not trying to do things with the boat. I have evidence of both so you cant deny it in the waifu court! You have been tried as guilty of being a pervert
>>693606417
I'm sure those people down below haven't a clue either~
>>693606173
You're welcome m8, glad you agree. Red hair, tsun, wonderful personality and singing voice. Couldn't ask for anything else.
>Dat pic
>Fang
Cute.
>Best idol claimed
Leaving now.
>>693606715
Good waifu but beware the jerk, he claims the same one.
>>693606697
That's part of the reason that motivated me to download this kind of things, my internet and power have failed me way too many times so I always keep tons of anime and music that I never tried before in my disk.
>Virtual goods
It wasn't really a joke, just me criticizing myself for not collecting anything physical.
>>693607110
Have a good one, BEAUTIFUL.
>>693607110
Huh, small world.
Ah, well I don't have many collections myself. Roommate loves VHS and things relative to that technology. So that somewhat counts.
Goodbye.
>>693606996
Mio!
>>693607050
Livin' the american dream
>>693607076
Toptier waifu
no u
claimed
Mine
>>693607611
I like your taste anon
>>693607424
Hello Amatsu!
The usual.
>>693607681
Thanks...
>>693606679
I am not a perv! I am also not a tsun! You're jumping to assumptions here!
>>693607050
>>693607076
You're all just teaming up on me!
Saber claimed goodnight edition
Umbasa /waifu
>>693607424
A cute
>>693607076
Kotori is better boi
>>693607783
Did we ever talk in thread? Anyways, how's your morning?
>>693607862
Shh~
Just let it happen once again~
>>693607912
Goodnight!
>>693608208
A kind anon
Kotori claimed
(My shoop)
>>693607424
You arent wrong, the american dream has more bad junk food though
>>693607862
We are just calling it how we see it, we have to get that little bit of enjoyment remember?
>i already got you to admit to a cute once, and i got a little bit of liking it earlier. Piece by piece i am winning
>>693607050
>That's enough for Vlad, get more if you feel lucky.
Absolutely. It's pretty easy to sneak behind enemy lines with you know who and start abusing those two. From there their defenses break and your team can move in. Damn straight, if you're defending there, the choke point right at the beginning is the perfect place for his ult.
>dont peek
That's a hard habit to break.
>>693607424
Took the words outta my mouth.
Come on, take the compliment. Fangs are just too good.
>>693607862
Just calling it how I see.
>>693608251
All members are great, some are just a little bit higher than others.
>>693608265
No, you rape boat!
>>693608399
So you're trying to give me enjoyment by calling me a perv?! Do I look like some kinda exhibitionist?!
Eggrolls
>>693608399
I'll have my dream then
Basically the american dream with less junk food
>>693608524
I know I did~
no u
>red hair tho
>>693608543
Ama the rape boat? I like it
Now c'mere
>>693608691
Heyo, lovely.
>>693608524
No everyone has a different opinions on all the members but kotori is at the top of my list and I respect your opinion (no members are higher than others)
>>693608736
Stop it anon!~
You're embarassing me
>>693608705
>rape boat
>>693608705
I never bought a ticket for this! This is even worse than a ruse cruise!
>>693608524
>those boxes give me an idea
Thats why ive enjoyed playing with the other waifus, they are good with covering me usually. Feels great man.
Its a very hard habit to break, i had to learn a long time ago with tf2 medic. A great way i learned to stop peeking at bad times is to watch any kills that happen and know whos alive. If you know what the threats are its usually easier to peak and move to certain spots for pressure.
>>693608543
Well, at this point its just to mess with you, but we will hear it from you! 3rd times the charm as they say
>>693608705
Then its not the american dream. Its just a good dream of lots of STUFF. You need unhealthy junk food for our dream
>>693608912
Just saying hello, lovely.
How's your night going?
>>693609306
Good, anon? You?
>>693609115
Topkek
I'll be gentle on ya~
>>693609160
You don't need tickets for this boat
And why show me oanties? It only makes me stronger!
>>693609228
We can have as much booze as we need!
Claiming
Kirara claimed til death.
>>693609228
Nope!
>>693609517
I clicked a random image! Why no tickets? Is this an organ harvesting scam boat?!
claimed
>>693608705
Suave~
If I could accept you know what you can accept being cute. It is nice, isn't it?
>>693608834
Essentially what I tried to say but maybe it was worded wrong. I can respect your opinion as well. I'd like to think every member is equal but people have there preferences, favorites, and what not. I enjoy all of them but Maki will always be the best one to me.
>>693609228
>That's my fucking product!
One day, when this blender gets and upgrade, I too will know what it feels like. I can get that. Wouldn't make sense for a Mercy to try and take on a Roadhog 1v1 but a Reaper or Hanzo would fall, given the player utilizes those sweat head shot multipliers.
>>693609621
Of course you did~ You sly perv~
You can't chose the rape boat, the rape boat chooses you
It's just a ship where pervy stuff happens, such as hand-holding
>>693609605
jesus, again?
>>693609487
That's good, man. Any plans for today?
Not a big fan of sleeping these days. But I've been well, hanging out with roommate, playing vidya, work, the usual.
>>693609838
>Hand holding
That is sick! I didn't realize you were into things that not even /d/ allows!
Alright friends, im gonna go play some games for a bit. Ill be back if i dont crash and pass out in a bit
>>693609517
That sounds pretty great, im still so jealous man. I cry every time. Just one more year and im getting destroyed.
>>693609621
>Nope!
Expected, but i got some progress today. Ive already won
>>693609826
>The crazy bastards locked himself in!
Im telling you, the bloaster is going to make us the big bucks! Its just a lot of factors you have to take in and you learn by experience more than anything
>>693610146
Not really any plans for today since its friday. Not getting a lot of sleep either.
>>693609826
Eheh~
What can you be meaning with "you know what"~?
I can accept that, I'm only saying you are cuter
>>693610261
My my~
So you go to /d/~?
>>693610338
Fucking 'murican laws on alcohol
>>693610358
Nice, gonna just hang out today?
Any reason you're not sleeping?
>>693610480
What? No, why would I do that? What would even give you that idea?
>>693609826
The only thing that I can confirm is that rin and hanayo are the least favorites xd
I hate these threads but I still come back
>>693610683
You would do that because you are, indeed, a perv!
What gave me that idea? The fact that you'd know what /d/ does and doesn't allow of course!
And just look at that face, it's the face of someone who have been found out!
>>693606445
Nice choice op
>>693610932
i hate all of you
roll
>>693610997
89 cent lewdumin
>>693611051
thanks anon
>>693610598
I dunno really, probably to lurk 4chan and a such
>>693609613
>>693609613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O63LMcuzens
>>693610997
But you see, I am not a perv! I am a pure and innocent being that doesn't even know what this "/d/" is. What face? I'm confused.
>>693611085
Check your Facebook
roll
The most adorable cinnamon bun has been claimed
>>693611170
Ahh, same. 4chan helps keep me up and pre-occupied when I have literally nothing to do.
Eat breakfast yet, adorable? Or you just wake up?
>>693611085
Maid person
>>693611217
You gave too many clues! We all know you're a perv now
Don't try to hide it
>>693611405
What am I even hiding?
>>693611613
So you admit the fact that you're a perv?
>>693611887
You think I'm hiding that I'm a perv? That's simply not possible, because I'm not a perv. I can't hide what I'm not!
>>693612116
That's a lie.
>>693612257
Is not!
>>693612553
You're a pervert, just embrace it.
>>693611403
I had a hot pocket
Didn't sleep though
>>693612116
Admit it!
You are a perv and you know it
>>693612648
>Hot pocket
Now I'm jealous. All I have is some coffee. Hot pockets are sublime.
You tired at all?
>>693612608
Who even are you, and why do you think I'm a perv?!
>>693612735
I am not. You have no evidence to back up that claim!
8 hours. Wew.
>>693612931
You obviously know about /d/
One of your favorite artists almost does exclusively lewds or really suggestive!
>>693612931
A person that you know. I occasionally post as Komari.
>>693613096
Excuse me, my favorite artist is Nekopuchi, who does no lewds at all. I like the other artist too, but I don't even know their name!
>>693613025
Daily reminder your cute.
>>693613167
Are you the anon from yesterday?
>>693613200
He might not do lewd, but he's still suggestive!
And you didn't deny the fact that you know about /d/~
>>693613436
As I said, on occasion I post as Komari, but not very often. Don't let it fool you though, my love remains to Shiro and Shiro only.
>>693612931
Perv!
>>693613613
Why heretic
50% off Shiro
>>693613613
Fire Sale Shiro
>>693613747
>heretic
Don't you dare question my love for Shiro.
>>693613489
Neko does not even do suggestive really!
And /d/ is the wallpaper board!
>>693613613
Ohhhh, sneaky Shiro.
>>693613747
Nou!
>>693613897
>>>/d/
Click on this, you'll see
Nagato Yuki-chan is best
Best type moon claimed.
>>693613889
You were thinking about changing after half a route of Katawa Shoujo.
>>693613889
Steam Summer Sale Shiro
>unintentional alliteration
>>693613897
Yes!
>>693614188
No shit. But I've changed.
Let us not forget my other favorite...
>>693614053
That was some next level lewd, what the fuck you perv!
>>693614272
YOU'VE CHANGED?!?!
H E R E T I C
>>693614272
howdy stranger. how are you?
>>693614430
Low quality attempt.
>>693614447
Bored, depressed and tired as always. How are you Mavis?
>>693614387
That's what you get for saying /d/ is the wallpaper board!
>>693614535
trying to reorganize my life. today was pretty bad, but all my problems are first world problems.
My long time waifu
>>693612648
quality waifu. mavis approves.
>>693614602
I've never seen it before, how would i have known?! You're as much of a perv as Mizore!
>>693614886
>That is sick! I didn't realize you were into things that not even /d/ allows!
You definitely knew about /d/
>You're as much of a perv as Mizore!
Does that mean you'll like me as much as Mizore? :^)
I'd like to introduce you all to Erio...if you don't know who she is you are doing it wrong
>>693615097
I-I uhhh, it was a lucky guess!
What does that mean?!
>>693615521
who?
Nap time, I guess.
>>693615542
And why would a "wallpaper" board not allow hand-holding? like what's the point?
It wasn't a lucky guess you knew all along!
You know what it means~
>>693615835
Later Shiro.
>>693615849
Because hand holding is super lewd no matter what the board!
I don't, are you implying something here?!
sup guys
>>693615835
Enjoy, I will join you in a bit.
>>693616032
Just going to open up the building, switch to obile and all. How it be, Operator?
>>693615596
That would be Touwa Erio-chan
>>693616177
playing arma 3, does that mean you are almost off work?
>>693616028
>that image
>hand-holding
WEW
Yes, I'm implying something~
>>693616228
>3.99mb
>shit quality
>barely any animation
how
Ohayou everyone! How are you all doing this morning?~
>>693616361
The magic of gifs.
Chifusa joins the fray
>>693616361
wait til the end numbnuts
>>693616278
Nah, still another 2 hours. Just means I gotta put the laptop away.
>>693616313
I DIDNT NOTICE THAT! EH!
And what are you implying?!
>>693616953
lame, ill talk to you later
>>693616953
I think you did it purposefully~
And what was the the thing you said earlier? "I don't save lewds"~?
Eheh~
>>693617119
Leaving already?
>>693617199
It wasn't!
I don't! This is all a misunderstanding!
What are you implying pervy boat!?
>>693617394
>that image
WEW once again
You liar pervy~
I'm not saying anything~
>>693617699
But I'm not a perv! I'm not I'm not I'm not!
You are saying something!
>>693617891
You are purposefully teasing me with these images
HNNNG
I be saying something, but it's nothing that might give ya a clue~
>>693618271
Why would I do that?!
Well then say it anyways!
>>693618518
You tell me~
No chance!
>>693618702
I wouldn't know!
Dammit! Why not?
>>693618905
Yeah, sure. Of course~
Lest's say that I don't feel like it!
>>693618905
>>693619035
You two are so cute!
>>693619035
You're probably implying something super pervy anyways!
>>693619370
no u
>>693619419
I wasn't!
My thoughts are as pure as an angel~
>>693619800
Amatsu pls, you're a huge pervert! You knew what /d/ was even!
>>693619370
Eh?!
>>693610338
I'm looking forward to it, partner. With practice anything can be done. See ya around.
>>693610480
Oh you know what I mean, don't rub it in already kek. That's very flattering.
>>693610848
Those two are ok, no complaints about them but yes, they wouldn't make it into the top 3.
>>693619800
Sure sure.
>>693620017
Nothing!
I think it's safe to put on my glasses now.
Clammed
>>693620017
Oh please, I bet a lot of people know what's in /d/.
>>693620017
You're one to talk with that outfit!
You know what /d/ was too!
>>693620030
I wasn't tho~
You're welcome!
>>693620110
Are you still drunk?
>>693620568
! Why would I be drunk? Me? I would never do something like that!
>>693620814
Weren't you drunk originally and that's why you decided to talk in the first place?
>>693620538
Nih uh.
>>693620568
What's wrong with my outfit?!
I didn't know what it was till your pervery self told me!
>>693620995
That might have been the case! But I have no memory of that so maybe there was another Sumika poster before? If it was before the last day or two then it wasn't me. If it was the last day or two, probably it was then!
>>693621022
How many suggestive/lewd images do you have dude?
>>693621215
I was... Like 4 hours ago. You were the new guy right?
>>693620814
You're sure? You claimed earlier tonight, saying you were drunk
You must've passed out or something
>>693621022
Nothing wrong with
In fact I am enjoying it very much!
eheh~
>>693621419
You would know if they were drunk...
>ika
>>693621342
>>693621419
Oh! 4 hours! Yes that makes sense now! But I closed those tabs so now I've lost all that memory.
I hope I wasn't too bad!
>>693621342
Plenty of suggestive, no loods though.
>>693621419
You would enjoy it, perv.
>>693620568
Seemed like it~
Appreciated, but your compliment still stands with value towards it.
I was going to wait until next thread to post, but this one's going slow
>>693621022
But what does that make me then?
>Nice outfits by the way. Really brings out your... eyes
>>693621631
To be a bit more exact, it was like 5 - 5.5 hours ago. I left at the 4hour line for some stuff I had to do. As for bad, I don't really know. I said hi but you never replied.
>>693621698
Not a single lewd? Anywhere at all?
Damn, it's 6 in the morning
>>693621528
Are you implying something?
>>693621631
You only posted a handful of times then disappeared
>>693621698
Is calling me a perv supposed to insult me or turn me on? :^)
>>693621729
What's that supposed to mean?
I must be too tired kek
>>693622047
It's 9am here, haven't slept yet
>>693622047
I probably forgot I posted! I think I might have blacked out. In any case, I can say hi now! Sorry for before.
Goood Morning Fagglets
>>693622028
Also a perv.
>Thanks!
>>693622047
Nope. Every image I have is technically sfw.
>>693622159
It's...why would that turn you on?!
>>693622159
There's nothing to imply, we already know you are the drunkard of these threads. Kek
But does anyone wake you up at a certain point?
>>693622164
Huh, I'll let it slide for now. Anyways, welcome aboard the threads. It's pretty late now for a greeting like this but whatever.
>>693622211
Good morning full house check em
>>693622159
It means you're still cute. Should probably head back to sleep myself. Passed out for a bit there ha.
>>693622423
Shh~
>>693622552
Rikka is turning out to be a bigger drunk than I
I've only drunk 4 times since I came in /waifu/
Nobody wakes me out
>>693622702
Ah well, thanks Tsunato~
So I've noticed
>>693622423
>every image I have is sfw
No fucking shit. I can tell. Else you wouldn't be working right? Lol just kidding but it's true.
>ika
>>693622423
Well I'll be damned.
>now post moar suggestive pics ;3
>>693622702
Maki your wild! you were posting when i went to sleep fam.
I guess i would expect nothing less from best idol tho.....
woke up with start dash in my head this morning
whats another badass u's song?
>>693622552
I'm glad I have another chance!
>>693622159
Well, hmm. It might be a little hard for me to stick around even sober, I have a tendency to sort of just disappear when I get nervous. But I'll try my best!
>>693622814
Amatsu, you're one of those turbo pervs, aren't you?
>>693622815
Pfffft, wow.
>>693622860
Do I have to?
>>693622552
How are you doing? Your browser still jacked up?
>>693622423
>technically sfw
now i'm interested in these borderline images
>>693622985
Of course!
>I want to see them all
>>693622945
You don't have to stick around, but it's appreciated
Anyhow, any signs of hangover?
>>693622985
Shh~
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EYJxxMy.jpg "Syndra [110]")
![Kirino [218].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mZPon8R.jpg "Kirino [218]")
