>>693587071
black widow

>>693587071
black widow

As if you don't know what a black widow is

Kittens

permadeath

>>693587071
legs are a little bit lighter, might be a brown widow

where do you live? tons of brown widows in socal suburbs

>>693587071
That's like the most well known spider how do you not know. Anyway it's a black widow. Kill them they are just a dangerous pest.

Web spinning niggers.

Redback

>>693587071
Crunchy chocolate treats. Grab them and eat them.

Cute kittens, just pet them OP

>>693587415
I guess I'm just a bit shocked. I've never seen one in my life and now there are 3 right outside my fucking house.

>>693587071
Lick it and find out

>>693587071
its a fucking spider u dipfuck

>>693587071
Black widow spider. The name will fool you, they're actually very nutritious for you and a common delicacy in south asian countries. Try pan-frying them, or just eat raw

>>693587955
>>693587977
get thread bois

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>>693587275
catch it; they tame easy and make great pets

>>693587071
Moar pics pls OP

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Kill it like i did

>>693587071
Thats bad dude. They can lay eggs and you can have an infestation quickly. Its happened to me a few summers ago but they werent dangerous spiders like that.

>>693587382
The distinction matters little, is Latrodectus, kill on sight. If you're faggy and incompetent stay away.

Spiders

>>693587071
LOL, dude those are Black Spiders. Much like Black Ants they are the most common and least dangerous of their kind. They're actually non-hostile or territorial. Usually you can just pick them up and set them down back in the wild where they belong.

This one like the other two must have stumbled upon your house by accident. They're problem more as they are very common like I said before.

Stick your hand and finger into cracks around that area to see if they'll come out. Usually these friendly lurkers will just crawl right into your palm for warmth and protection. Try it.

Okay, so I checked a bit more, and there actually six of them. Now I'm a bit worried.

>>693588981
See >>693588816

Have fun, don't worry.

>>693589106
Nobody with half a brain would fall for that shit-tier b8.

>>693588816
Can confirm, my brother tamed a bunch of these once, scared the shit out of his gf

>>693589397
>not taming spiders on a daily basis
It's like you're some random guy pretending to be a bug expert.

Leave this to the professionals.

>>693588816
fuck that shit. just burn ur house op. better be safe than sorry

>>693588435
Nah, brown widows arent dangerous to humans or pets. They are also docile and not at all aggressive... you pretty much have to grab one to get bit.

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>>693587305
Kek

>>693587071
I believe thats one of those rare species of spider. Im pretty sure its called "the nope spider"

>>693587071
Gerbils. Easily domesticated and very loyal. I had one and it was the best. Bitches love them too so they'll get you laid.

It's a Good Luck spider. The red mark is a "charm". Catch it with your hands and hold it for ten seconds, then make a wish and blow the spider out of your hands.

Tfw you were bit on the ass by a blak widow at the age of three and almost died. Sadly I'm not dead rip

>>693590240
Topkek

>>693589841
It's a widow spider man, even a brown can kill a child or pet. A bit will certainly hurt like hell and fuck you up for a while.Now , I'm not particular about spiders, even wolf spiders or tarantulas, some of the smaller ones I'll even leave around the house if I'm alone and they're not in the way. But widows are a different thing, one of only two genus in North America that are of legitimate concern.

>>693587071
awwww kuddle bugs!

>>693587680

>>693587071
That is a Black Widow.

The only solution is to burn your house down, preferably with napalm. Failing that, use explosives.

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Swingy Flingy Bitey Tingies

Red back spider if u are Australian

It's a redback you stupid cunt.

>>693587071
Bugs

You never see more than one black widow in the same area. Fucking dumb asses getting trolled.

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>>693587497

>Web spinning niggers.

my fucking sides

>>693587071
Looks like a black widow

>>693587071
Its a redback spooder man

Spoders