I just fucked myself in the ass with that carrot i carved to dildo-shape with my knife. Shit was cash. 99 decides what i do with it now.
kill yourself
/kill self
>>693524048
Roll for that.
Kill self with carrot.
kill yourself
kys
>>693523851
put it in your neighbors mailbox/doorstep
Eat it, with video
>>693523851
insert carrot all the way into ass and take pics
or pic related
>>693524598
damn, soo close
>>693523851
pics with timestamp and shoe on ass or it never happened
>>693524483
This
feed it to dog/any pet, post video
Feed it to your love ones. Parents, siblings, GF / BF.
eat it
>>693525141
rolling for this
>>693524598
Rollin'
>>693525187
Reroll
>>693524598
This please
>>693523851
ITT: OP peels a carrot
>>693525391
Reroll
>>693525187
I agree with this. Repeat what you did with many carrots, then make different things that have carrot (I.e. mashed carrot, chicken noodle soup, etc.) Then invite people over for dinner. Repeat this several times, then right before you an hero, tell them all what you did.
make it into a salad and serve it for your friends or family
>>693525187
Roll
>>693524483
Rollllllll
Kill a police officer
>>693524483
eat it nigga
choke on it to death
stick it in your eye then post pics
Deep throat it with video
>>693526498
Off by fucking 1
Eat it all
piss on it then eat it
>>693527921
So when should i commit suicide?
Eat it
No condom ass to mouth - pics for every step of the way (or webm if preferred)
>>693527922
Re rall
>>693525187
Reroll
I must succeed
>>693527994
fucking wrong place reroll
>>693524483
roll
>>693528138
this
>>693524483
rawling
>>693525187
This
>>693528991
uh oh
>>693525187
do it OP
obviously insert it inside peehole and then eat it. webm of the whole process
force your dad to eat it
Shove it in your ass, take pics, then eat it and take more.
>>693523851
Cook it and make it so hot that it scolds you then shove it back up your arse
>>693528116
Right now...
Im right behind you
>>693524598
Zozzle
>>693529296
Rerolls
do nothing and go to bed
Lick it now
>>693529397
I'm not worthy of 99... rerolling to appease Bateman
>>693529492
reroll
>>693524598
reroll
>I just fucked myself in the ass with that carrot i carved to dildo-shape with my knife. Shit was cash.
this fucking made me rofl
>>693529353
Well, cheers im off to jump from Big Ben
BURN IT ALIVE
dip it in ketchup and mayo then rub it all over desk. lick up the sauce and eat the carrot afterward. need vid or pic
Just fucking eat it. Digits are irrelevant.
eat
>>693529954
reroll
>draw a face and arms on it to make it look like it's strugling to get out of somewhere
>insert in pooper
>take photo and post it here
99
Push it in your ass again
>>693530011
This
>>693526498
Zozzle
>>693529388
Why not roll hu
>>693530649
This Site jewed me one too many times
Reroll with same need, Kill a Police Officer
>>693529954
roll for this
Find stranger in remote area, grab them, cover mouth with carrot hand. Shove carrot in their mouth, tell them "Eat it"
Then pin them down, slowly strip them, and fondle/molest them until it turns into rape.
Vid/pic W/ greentext mandatory
>>693532139
Rero
looks too dry to have been in and out of your ass, but rollin
>>693532139
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerolllllllllllliiiibf
go feed it to your friends.ps fag
Cook it into a soup, take it to work, and offer it to your coworkers.
>>693532139
Reroll
dip it in melted cheese and eat it
Use it one more time, make sure it gets nice and poopy. Mail it to your dad.
>>693532602
OffbythreeBinks.jpeg
>>693532630
reroll
>>693532630
roll
>>693532630
roll
stick it all the way down your cock hole
>>693532630
r o l l
>>693532885
reroll
>>693523851
Dip it in some cool ranch.
Proceed to fuck yourself with it to orgasm as the ranch burns your insides.
Dip it in ranch one more time, without cleaning it.
Eat it.
Contemplate your life as you sit on your ranch-coated, fiery asshole.
>>693532139
Reeeeeeeeeeroll
>>693533056
thiss please
>>693532630
r e r o l l
>>693533101
OffbytwoPenisBook.webm
>>693532630
Do this.
>>693532139
Wewoww
aint none u niggers getting the get. I have to come in and do it for you all.
OP shove that shit up your ass again, take pixs
>>693533056
roll for goal
>>693532630
rollll
>>693533306
roll for hole
>>693533290
reroll, magic didnt work
>>693533056
Roll
>>693533056
rolllllllllllll
>>693533056
Roll
Throw it at a police officer
>>693532139
Reroll
>>693533056
rill
>>693532630
This !
>>693533056
roll for swole butthole
>>693533056
Rolling
>>693533056
Rollin
>>693533599
WINRAR
>>693532139
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerolllllllllllliiiibf
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFF
FFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFF
FFF
FFF
FFF
>>693533599
Fuckin weiner
>>693533599
WINRAR NIGGAS
>>693533599
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OP YOU FUCKED UP
IT'S OVER
PICS NIGGA
>>693533599
WINRAR
>>693533599
WINRAR!
>>693533056
DO IT OP!
>>693533599
kek'd
>>693533599
OP do it>>693523851
Make a video while dipping it in your toilet with a dump in the toilet and then eat it.
OP backs out 100% summerfag
>>693533599
surely OP will deliver!
Op is a puss puss fagg who licks cum off dirty rags
op's dessert
>>693533599
>>693523851
It's time to Ranch It Up your anus, motherfucker.
>>693523851
Eat it raw with ranch dressing
>>693534546
Because raw is a necessary specification
>>693534782
goddamit, I'm high af and i can't stop laughing. yo killed it :D
>>693534782
>>693534782
does it count if they raw-dog themselves with it again using ranch as a lube first
>>693523851
OP why is there a computer in your Dexter kill room? You're gonna get DNA in that shit.
>>693535043
See you monday faggot
>>693523851
>>693532139
do it, make it either a fat chick or a boy
>>693535404
but i have school monday!!!!
Be patient you faggots it takes time to do all this
>>693536126
this is not opie
>>693536126
You better bring yourself to a seasoned orgasm before the thread 404's.
OP here. I dont have any ranch, but i have some chili ketchup. This will probably burn just as much.
>>693523851
Eat it with ranch.
>>693536537
Youre not OP you fuck
Go kill yourself srs
>>693536555
trips demand it
>>693536555
nigga
>>693533056
>>693533599
>99 decides
he already eatin with with ranch with both mouths unless
>>693536537
and that makes it even better
>>693536537
>can't tell the difference between blood and ketchup
>doesn't matter
>ass on fire
>why do I let /b/ decide my life
Done with this shit thread
>>693523851
Eat the carrot in a salad in front of your parents
>>693525187
roll
>>693533799
Nice winrar on the winrar
bump
rollget
>>693533599
>Op will surely deliver.
>>693524598
Roll
>>693539970
what the fuck is that!?!?!!?!
>>693540041
The ketchup, idiot.
>>693539970
He actually did it the absolute madman.
three
itadakimasu aka four
OP FINALLY DELIVERS
>>693539970
>>693540194
>>693540274
O fuk go on
>>693540112
me think too
>>693539970
>>693540194
>>693540274
>>693540426
Holy shit.
five
>>693540426
Frig frig frig frig
o frick o frick
U lil fricking frick
>>693540592
There's nothing there tho
fiiiive
Tastes like chicken. And shit. And ketchup. I call it 'the /b/ taste'
>>693539970
>>693540194
>>693540274
>>693540426
>>693540763
>>693539970
>>693540194
>>693540274
>>693540426
>>693540763
>>693540895
Today, OP... well, they did fuck themselves with a spicy shit carrot they deliberately shaped as a dildo.
But they delivered. That's what matters.
I thought OP was a faggot.
>OP fucks himself with a carrot.
OP is no longer a faggot?
gg m8
>>693540895
Fucking great job!
>>693541200
Even tho it did add some SPICE to the feelings, getting myself to cum from this proved to be impossible. Ass still burns af, the /b/ taste is as awful as it sounds and i'm now going to actually consider suicide. Good night, /b/.
>>693524598
>>693541786
Today OP became a real human being with real convictions and real regrets.
proud of u fam
>>693541307
OP the carrot faggot...long live lord carrot faggot
>>693542048
You've blessed us with your presence OP
>>693542036
Are you new here or something?
for the love of christian morons, archive this thread
>>693542189
nigger took the bait
Op you are amazing
>>693542475
Lol you took my bait
>>693524598
If you didn't microwave that for at least 45 secs, you don't know what you're missing
>>693542342
already did it
someone screencapthis
>>693542121
HE FUCKED HIMSELF WITH A CARROT AND THEN ATE THAT CARROT ALL FOR YOUR SINS!!!!
Include me in the screenshot
>>693542979
his ass burns eternal for our salvation
>>693543084
allah hu akbar
>>693542582
>>693542475
>>693542189
>>693542036
>It's summertime
>and the livin's easy
additionally, today, op was just alright.
>>693542979
We have been washed clean by OPS blood. Our new Lard and Savior!
eat
>>693543084
Yes Lard. Cover me with your lube so that I might be forgiven!
>>693543724
>summertime
Jokes on you, I've been here since February
>>693543835
do you even read a thread before commenting you fucktard. have some respect for CarrotLord
>>693529261
rolling
most respect carrotboy!! you followed thru
was it a fresh carrot tho ?
put me in screen cap plz
Not to be a heathen, but how do we know the carrot he ate was the carrot he sodomized himself with?
>>693545568
We don't know. We will never know.
>>693545646
And that, my friends, is called faith.
>>693545568
we have faith in our lord
>>693540763
>>693545793
The Carrot Lord
>>693524598
For this
>>693545568
If a person is fucked up enough to insert a carrot covered with spicy ketchup inside his asshole and share pics of it, eating it afterwards doesn't look so hard to do.
Throw it away