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Rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Only one Waifu/Husbando pe anon
>Use your Waifu/Husbando to communicate
>Cannot claim what is already taken (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualized content
>If someone is new, compliment them with sarcasm
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>or don't I can't enforce it
>Socialize
>Most important: Have fun
Alice Claimed
Miho claimed
Claiming best girlie!
>>693420385
You're filthy scum.
>>693420565
Goodnight Galko.
>>693420565
Good luck.
>Best idol claimed.
>>693420051
I hope you can take a vacation soon beautiful. I'll talk to you soon, got to switch busses now. <3
>>693420709
You're cancer
>>693419677
Nuh uh!
>Spider a cute
NOPE! NOOOOOOOPE!
Jesus, I can't really speak seing as how I've been playing WoWs so much.
>>693420051
You'd think so, but not really. Most things are just crazy homeless people not wanting to leave.
>Obligatory filthy early bake
Off to sleep.
Have a good day everyone
>>693420359
Yeah i won two more and lost the last one cuz they grouped us with a bunch of 25 unranked.
It was terrible
Im seriousely sorry for bringing you into that shit show. I usually play with gameboy but the other dudes i havent rolled with before dudes were terrible and fuck coolmike.
Hes like Go 2 winstons and 2 lucios you cant lose
we lose.
still here
>>693420795
Same. How was your day qt?
>>693420920
Fuck off
>>693420983
Fuck off syndra
>>693420812
I'm addicted please send help.
>>693420913
How's it gping?
Rolling For ERP!
>>693421135
no u
>>693421238
Noose self
>>693421238
Rolling for you to kill your self.
>>693420725
daily reminder your a cute
filthy early bakes all day
>>693419505
(megumeme)
there's still time
>>693419898
(anon)
hey anon whats up?
>>693420983
Hey, I was only calling you filthy scum because in the rules it said to compliment new people with sarcasm. Don't have to be so hostile.
>>693421224
its gping. i miss not working
>>693421329
>>693421353
You lose!
>>693420786
Alrighty love. See you soon.
>>693420210
WB? Sorry I don't understand.
You should find some, just don't overtake it.
>>693420359
Ah nice, I'm to start very soon on that gym thing since it's opened 24/7. After work I'll just head there.
Help out the community is a thoughtful thing to do, I dod that when a tornado had here a few years back.
It's okay to be a little lazy ja.
>>693420413
Oh that, they do the same for jobs I'm familiar with. What do you do?
>>693420812
Wow expected more....
Can it be dangerous?
>>693420823
Night and take care.
>>693421489
Fuck off. No one likes you, you're fucking cancer.
>>693421472
Yes.
>>693421458
Hows the The great Pallet Jack war of 2016 going?
>>693421458
Yeah, being neet was a lot more fun.
>How do Neet?
>>693421224
Well, addicted to a game is better than lewding everything that moves I think.
>>693421581
Sometimes, generally if I think the danger is more than I can be bothered with, I just call the cops and they deal with it.
>>693421581
WB = Welcome back
>>693421586
>complaining about people without revealing who you are
>calling others cancer
>>693421449
Okay, did i hurt my little delicate flower? Does baby have a booboo?
>seriously fuck off
>>693421489
Have a pint of bleach
>>693421592
Go to bed, Ruri.
>>693421238
Oh discount karen~chan :v)
>>693421882
It's literally what I just done. Good job at retelling.
>>693421765
...
>Still lewding a good bit.
>It's gotten me killed a few times.
>>693421667
Just accept it.
>>693421581
anything they tell me. i dont have an assigned job.
>>693421622
horrible i swear if i leave it for 5 minutes its gone.
>>693421651
collect government checks or find someone rich to provide for you?
Good god what a day today was
>>693421943
Don't have to be so hostile dude! Was just asking how your day was.
Kirara claimd
>>693422098
I only accept it from one, and one person only.
>>693420823
Night.
>>693420877
Kek. It's all good my man. I'll admit, those matches were kinda fucked and yeah the group wasn't like the one before but eh whatever. Yeah that strategy didn't work out at all.
I feel like I dishonored Genji however.
>>693421581
Looking to get some mad gainz huh? That's cool though, working out always has it's benefits.
Yeah I don't do it too often but sometimes I can make a quick buck outta of it. Besides that it's nice to do something as you said. "Little" is an understatement haha.
>>693422154
Pretty shitty?
>>693422075
...
>...
>...
Being NEET is amazing.
>>693422294
Replace the whole a/c system for a service call today and the attic heat was a bloody oven
>>693422048
Hi sachii how you doing.
Im a fuckin loser cancer fagget apparently who should drink bleach.
>>693422119
I would always hide one in a cooler or some shit. A secret place.
>>693422294
There's a dude who i play with that is an awesome mercy he came on right after u left. and we just que'd us 3.
Thats when we were winning.
Its fun playing with yuno i feel like we do good when all 3 of us are playing.
>>693422349
I have a problem.
>Care to help me with it?~
I got two kills while typing that with retaliation strikes, kek.
>>693422282
who ?
>Waiting for my WoWs update to finish
BOOOOOOOORRREED
>>693422119
I'm not disabled, and I don't know anyone rich.
>>693422154
hey heretic Tsundere~chan
>>693422407
agreed
>>693422513
i agree you are a loser cancer fiigit
im alright, just woke up
you?
>>693422693
Don't do that.
>>693422587
Took me like 10 mins. And then the EU severs where down.
>>693422629
you could be unemployed though and maybe lose a leg or somehting
>>693422585
It doesn't concern you
>>693422767
I live in Australia and I play on the North American servers
>>693420877
>>693420478
I think you're right, I need to calm down. Things got a bit out of hand simply because I got a little talkative with another anon.
>I typed up more than that but my mobile wants to be an ass and remove my text while I check something else.
Also...
>Claiming.
Hello and good night /waifu/, I'll be back in around 6 hours so I can get some sleep. I want to hopefully do proper introductions then. I'll go ahead and say one thing you guys should know about me, and that is that I can't quite keep a track of the time.
>Which is why I am late with this post.
>Also, I don't care who does it, but when I return, tell me to get more pics of my waifu and to change my filenames.
>>693422543
Lewd Mizore is lewd.
>Perv!
How did you even?
>>693422629
Is 6.8 here?
>>693423002
Literally who.
>>693422693
Im about to go to sleep its like 3am here.
>>693422994
I live in the US but i play with everyone in team speak on the EU severs.
>>693422965
Ok then.
How was your day?
>>693422798
Sounds like a hassle. I'm to lazy for that.
>>693423026
No you're a perv!
>Im good at games? I think?
No 6.8 isnt, but qt3.14 is~
>>693423138
But why?
>>693423267
I see lewd people ;-;
>>693422183
Does it seem like i had a good day you daft cunt
FUCK OFF KONATA
What are you trying to be by being the most retarded anon in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.
>>693423093
I'm Yoko, nice to meet you.
>>693423094
You already said you live in Wisconson, so we kind of share timezones.
>tfw you still haven't switched
>>693423345
Cause 99% of them live in Europe.
>>693421765
So let the police handle the situation and have a chance to die, better them than you, right?
I know I'm a harsh person....
>>693421802
Oh...... How did I miss that.....
How are you enjoying Rust?
>>693422119
Same here. I can sign for one, but I like helping around. But aren't you working the pizza place in there?
>>693422154
Evening you know.
>>693422294
Mad gainz? Maximum gainz!
I won't workout to the point I'm looking like the Charger from L.4.D.
Just more like treadmill stuff.
Oh I thought volunteer work. Jaja
Nothing wrong with that.
>"Little" is an understatement haha.
How "big" are we talking here?
>>693423470
It's not something you should be proud of.
People here just have no integrity.
Houndmaster is fucking broken on this boss.
>Mizore
>>693423267
I am not!
>Perhaps?
Cheeki and cheesi!
>Also, no u!
>>693423520
Well, it's company policy. If the situation is out of my hands, I have to call the police.
>>693423470
Great and it should stay that way forever!
You can do it!!!!
>>693423520
Rust has been kind of fun. Least till hackers and rule breakers fuck with your shit.
>>693423415
yup central is the best time imo anyway im gonna go drink bleach and go to sleep
>>693422766
fine
hey Tsundere~chan
>>693423094
have a good night
>>693423470
you will soon don't worry
>>693423401
that pasta is very stale
>>693423267
its so you can be lazy though
>>693423520
thats the thing they haven't put me in there and i doubt it will ever happen
im off to bed. night
>>693423520
Hello comrade, how are ya?
>>693423614
Boy I sure love tilting my head like senjougahara to view an image
>>693423785
Thank you.
>>693423691
Pervy cute!
I mean, I found the boss easily, killed him easily and decided to throw away all my food and torches to make room for gold.
>That's what a good player does, right?
>>693423859
I'm to lazy to be lazy
>>693423888
Checked.
Also yeah, my phone flips the image.
>
>>693423888
That's a nice image
>Checked
Saber claim
>>693423859
Goodnight Tomo and take great care.
Glad to see you again.
Rory-sama claimed
>>693423777
Same here with the sleep.
>Trips checked. Don't drink the bleach.
>Capatcha was Pancakes.
My day ends when I say it ends, and it ends now. I'll eat some of you in the morning.
>>693423990
Mmm yeah I get some problem sometimes
>>693424051
Whats poppin King arthur?
>Do they really call her that?
>>693423152
Not bad. Just played Overwatch and talked to people. You?
>>693423575
I'm bragging about how I'm megumin and I'm NOT switching
>>693423709
I know i can
>>693423785
Never
>>693423859
Nighto!
>>693422505
RIP
I
P
Did you get payed for it at least?
>>693422513
Well shit, wish I hadn't dropped out at the time then. Yeah those were some good matches, need to do it again soon.
>>693423520
Ayy that's the spirit! Topkek, so what? You're gonna work out until you look like the Tank then? Nevertheless, that's still good. Any activity is beneficial.
Nah none of that specifically. Just helping with community events and doing odd jobs if needed.
We're talking big enough to fill up two seats at the movies big.
>>693424153
How's work?
>>693421946
No u
>>693423990
Nou!
Hmm, yep that sounds like a good player to me!
>I just noticed how many short haired waifus there are right now.
/waifu/ has 10/10 taste in hair length.
>>693424305
Oh yeah I got paid alright, putting all this money to a side for Afest next month
>>693424369
No u
>Hair you say?
>>693424207
Mine was alright, just a chill day for me.
>>693424369
10/10 hair, on it.
>>693424324
Over. Just relaxing while I wait for food. Potato leek and bacon soup. Fuck yeah.
>>693424369
>short hair
>u wot
>>693423888
no Thank (You)
>>693424224
so what shipgrill you going to be switching to?
>>693424694
>Bacon soup
Heavens, everything is being made with bacon nowadays
>>693424799
Boi... Hows (You)r day?
>>693424542
>Long hair
It's good, but I like short hair best.
>>693424639
>>693424694
I said most! See above
>>693424861
>Someone said my name
>>693424877
Yep. Long hair...
>>693424964
I did?
>>693424191
Yes
And not much
>>693424964
How's your day besides the WoWs shenanigans?
>>693425081
Hmm I do have fate in my backlog
>Not that I'll actually get around to watching because of my constent rewatches of mirai nikki
>>693425090
Still waiting for Hotaru to come back from her family reunion
>Wishing the reunion would go a little faster
>>693425076
You said bacon didn't you?
>>693423691
How many times have you done it?
Someone was caught two days ago trying to break in cars. They got busted.
>>693423725
I never experienced anything negative for hackers in games before.
But I can see when they go all big and bad from messing with people and cheat.
Isn't that game old?
>>693423888
I'm fantastic, got off work a bit early, spoke to my shipmate, and here drinking some açaí juice.
How about yourself?
>>693424224
+1 Internet for you!
>>693424305
That's what I meant to say! Jaja
Not the Tank either. You know, until I see a bit of muscle and a bit of a flat belly, and no I'm not the Boomer as well.
I do odd jobs as well, if they become available. A bit more cash won't hurt my wallet.
Jesus, that is not okay........ Why?
>>693424593
That's good
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