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>>693417243
what that about?
Doesn't even know what a fucking pop flash is, stops defusing even though he had defuse and even if he didn't he would have died anyway fucking autistic ass 40 year old fatass retards is what you'll find when you play csgo
>>693417060
This is the best time to post.
>>693416283
This is why people should read books
Guess who has two thumbs and a spinal disc extrusion?
>>693417366
Its based off of a Stephen King novel about aliens that come out of people's butts.
>>693417466
this must be why you play csgo
>>693417488
Now? You're joking right now, right?
>>693417529
too tard to read
>>693417614
lol wut WUT
>>693417340
Sure, yes. I agree completely
I had the sickest fucking flick ever too that game and was carrying until retard couldn't hold e on a fucking bomb
>>693417624
?
>>693417731
The aliens are called shit-weasels.
>>693417731
He's not joking
It was a pretty shitty movie, excuse the pun
>>693417660
No. It's the best time because I'm posting.
>>693417933
because you are a 40 year old virgin, or whatever you said. i did not read all of it.
>>693417964
good lord
>>693418166
yes! am a 40 year old virgin
obviously
If you're going to rim someone, shave your face please. Prickly bits are no fun back there.
At least shampoo and condition your facial hair anyway.
>>693418265
i can imagine it being a bit uncomfy
>>693417964
>>693418194
King has come on record saying he regrets the book, and it was the oxycontin's fault.
>>693417731
Start small. Then work your way up
>>693417947
I don't believe this
>>693418134
Uh, well ok then
Think I'm gonna go get something to drink, see you later
>>693418446
Yes, It's also not great for blowjobs either.
>>693418500
jajajajajaja
>>693418551
where do i start?
>>693418796
that never bothered me
>>693418674
awake
>>693418850
waiting around to get ready to go to work
>>693418798
"War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy or "Green Eggs & Ham" by Dr. Seuss
sup faggots. How is everyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYK68QRIfDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWtYQvcxgSw
new weezer sounds like an anime credits
>>693418969
I'm not a fan of Dr. Seuss. its a bit too complex
>>693419043
very tired
how are you chico?
>>693418965
I just got told I can't go in to work for over a week
>>693418963
asleep
>>693419155
that's not good
>>693418895
It's a matter of someone having rough and course facial hair.
>>693419209
i should be. you wake up too early.
>>693419223
Who the fuck has course rough facial hair? My beard is like the softest silk.
>>693419143
Why are you tired. And im good.
some people are different from you
>>693419209
I know right? and I'd only just gotten a good weekend full of shifts. This is suffering.
>>693419223
had my dick sucked many a time from a bearded faggot. beard was fuzzy but it never seemed to bother the dick or notice it
>>693419439
not sure why. been more tired than usual. what you been up to today?
>>693419043
When I ask this question I never get any respone. I'm fine, how're you yourself?
>>693419315
I've got WORK to do
>>693419591
I'm in the opposite boat, I want to take some time off from work for a while
>>693419043
Gib cock.
Impossible. All people are the same.
>>693419667
you can have my spine if you want. slightly used.
>>693419667
fuuuuuuccckkk
>>693419650
STUPID NAMESYNC, AGAIN
>>693419143
"Everybody Poops" might be up your alley
>>693419043
Fine, how are you?
>>693419684
Why do you hate me Snarf?
>>693419757
noooooo thanks
>>693419758
meeeeeeee
>>693419772
I thought you were leaving.
>>693419891
Just went to get something to drink, wasn't sure if I was gonna be back or not
>>693419820
i dont like poops though. no me gusta
>>693419881
Damn, I thought I'd almost gotten away with it
>>693419820
Because of the shit-weasels.
>>693419965
Interesting. You're not sure about a lot, are you?
>>693419650
living the dream. going back to construction starting monday.
>>693419684
fuck you perv.
>>693419820
living the dream.
>>693420088
Maaaybe, I'm not sure
>>693419881
you dont want my pathetic cock
>>693420074
it has 3/5 stars on netlfix
>>693420147
That's the idea.
>>693420362
It doesn't deserve it.
>>693420147
Well, good luck with that! Or as someone here likes to put it, good PERSISTANCE with that
^^^^^^
^^^^^^
^^^^^^
>>693420292
I'm talking about you ;)
>>693419968
Read Huck Finn. And I'm pretty sure Penny Dreadful season 2 is on Netflix
>>693420074
You can't pin that shit on me. I didn't write it
>>693420147
Sex, Drugs, Rock n Roll, Guns, and America?
>>693420536
You've lost me.
>>693420267
I just want some lovin'
>>693420529
i will see this later
>>693420646
i fucking hated that story
well I'l be a shit covered dick. when i checked at first it wasnt there i swear! how fantastic!
>>693420682
i couldnt find the tuba part
>tfw no one to love
>>693420676
Uh blurgh, okay
>>693420889
Start watching
>>693420682
getting real tired of your shit carlos.
>>693421119
What did you get to drink?
>>693421084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quMlRhlVR3I
First I was afriaid, I was petrified...
>>693421189
nop es time for bed
>>693420889
Is this trip working?
>>693421241
Just water, for not tasting anything it's sure great when you're thirsty
>>693421263
Thought I'd never get to order McDonald's golden fries.
>>693421259
One of my favourite songs, thanks mate
>>693421407
yesssssssssssssssssss nice trip
>>693421456
Water is perhaps the greatest thing when you are thirsty.
>>693421530
That's good.
How are you?
I want to impregnate a furry twink
>>693421790
tired. sore.
sup with you bbtiger?
>>693421407
jizzes on your butt <3
Now that that's done, how're you doing?
i wish to be impregnated, a furry, and a twink
>>693420646
We all know you went back in time and caused the car accident that inspired King to write this crap.
>>693421664
Indeed
>>693421857
impregnate me
>>693421949
Who is your favorite artist?
>>693421327
No
>>693421407
Hello
>>693421922
This sounds awful
>>693421942
Wasn't me
>>693422090
You mean artist as in painter or musical artist?
>>693421870
Tire sore?? From a intensive workout i hope :)
>>693421870
>>693421903
Just catching up on a few bills and stuff.
Got my house sale monies now so i'm temporally rich.
>>693422199
Painter or sculptor.
>>693422175
Hey Frank, how's life?
>>693422224
Ohwell, I wouldn't know what that means cause I'm dumb but does that mean you're moving? So am I
>>693421922
Bend over, we're going to make some male on male babies.
>>693422452
i cannot wait to be a mother
>>693422357
hey sexy.
That sucked, and I shouldn't have wasted my time watching it. Goodnight, faggots.
>>693421922
you cant have both dom, stop being so greedy
>>693422045
n..no you are 2 hairy you fag
>>693422348
Don't think I have any, honestly don't care that much for art
>>693421922
i wish to be the little dragon girl
>>693422357
I'm doing good
>>693422433
I wouldn't curse anyone with pregnancy
I wish to have friends
>>693422627
All people should care about art. It's the thing that makes humans human.
>>693422625
it's not greed, it's a desperate agonizing yearning
>>693422628
with a huuuge feminine penis?
>>693422682
-> pregnancy is HOT <-
>>693422414
Nah i've moved already, sold my house and got the profits sitting in my back account.
Where you moving to?
>>693422452
Hey Nibi.
>>693422525
Hello anon. you going to keep posting swole doggies?
>>693422566
Night fag.
>>693422175
o-ok
>>693422224
i did have a tough bike ride today, but I've been extremely tired even when I havent ridden.
bills are gay
>>693422566
niininiininiinin
>>693422625
wow ok fine
>>693422793
Go home you drunk
>>693422783
Whatever you say, fool, and I'll assume it's ok for me to call you that now
>>693422625
Sudden death game
Im in a game where 7/10 of the people have no rank
rank 54 goes torb sudden death route 66
guess what happens
>>693422500
I am extremely potent, you will be a perfect mother for my babies.
>>693422930
Babycakes
somehow i've wasted two extra hours, bye
>>693423029
it's like a dream come true
>>693423029
mew
>>693422985
Think about it. What are the oldest artifacts of human existence? Paintings and sculpture. You can call me fool, yes.
>>693422930
I would say it but I don't wanna confuse anyone with strange foreign names
>>693422930
Hey there.
>>693422985
No, I'm not.
>>693422871
huge uncut penis, nice big balls, dripping vag, and luscious breasts
>>693423141
Byebye
>>693423150
Wemcakes
>>693422930
Idk, I might. I'm just waiting for dragons dogma to finish downloading.
>>693420046
Give me all your Pitou pics, anon. I need them.
>>693423154
If you say so, I'm just not very familiar with it
>>693423224
That red nose of yours speaks differently
>>693422948
You eating properly? Taking vitamins?
>>693423029
Drinking tonight?
>>693423178
Is it Arab?
>>693422871
you are so lewd, omg fag
>>693422948
get fucked you CUTE FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!
>>693423027
did the torb win horribly cus sniping turrets
>>693422871
Pregnancy is terrifying
>>693422948
Yes, you stay, forever
>>693423454
How're you doing?
>>693423434
It's part of the cute factor.
>>693423454
Naah, more Northern European
>>693423634
post butt
Fairly certain the oldest human artefacts are tools.
>>693423434
You should change that.
>>693423423
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/3api3xqz2g5fybo/AADDq8aQseJvFWKHRDLGteKha?dl=0
it's uploading. wait a while, then use the link
>>693423634
If you say so, cutenose
>>693423373
sup nibis
>>693423454
i regularly take supplements, and yeah I'm eating mostly good foods. ate a lot of junk over the weekend because holiday.
>>693423510
I'm cute?~?!?!
>>693423618
b-but eyes hurt
>>693423454
No, I did some lifting today so id thought id hold off. I could go for a beer though, but ive been doing that too much and I dont wanna get fat.
>>693423912
Get new eyes
>>693423803
Sorry, that's reserved for one person at the moment.
Seriously, people need to stop randomly asking for pics.
>>693423894
I never drink in the morning anyway.
>>693423869
Fine then, I'll do my best
>>693423963
nibi please, you look fine
post tummy
>>693423912
yes
ur a cute
>>693423988
y-yes sir
>>693424024
I didn't know baby goats drink at all
>>693424055
That's all anyone could ask.
>>693423384
What kind of game is that?
>>693423618
Yeah alright. I think i might buy a gym for home.
>>693423726
oh cool so cuckland?
>>693423912
That would do it. your stomach can't handle the influx of strange foods all at once.
>>693423963
If that pic you had the other day indicates anything is that you're not eating enough to bulk up.
>>693424134
Kill yourself.
>>693424167
I'm 20 years old you DOUBLE NIGGER.
>>693424208
idk, it's some kind of rpg or something
>>693423893
God bless you, anon.
do me a favor and spam @nicholasmatabruh on kik
>>693423912
Cant sleep, I must endure the night.
>>693424068
lol, I did.
>>693424208
I am extremely lazy okay. If I started eating more I would probably get fat and not build enough muscle.
>>693424208
If you wanna call it that
So where'd you move yourself?
>>693424236
Sorry - I didn't know goats drink at all
>>693424208
Also beer isnt even good for bulking.
>>693424350
FUCK
when
>>693424208
perhaps. i want sausages meow
but I'm going to bed. see ya bbtigger
>>693424350
night time isnt so bad
I'm gona hit the hay. see ya~
>>693424465
Let me ask you this:
Do you want to die?
>>693424068
golly~~~~~~~~~
>>693424201
Great
>>693424550
Yes
>>693424494
it was pretty glorious. you missed out
>>693424092
Good.
>>693424208
Do it
>>693424494
Like 5 ever ago, I dont remember.
>>693424547
Nyte
>>693424632
Delicious
>>693424676
What about poetry? Do you like poetry?
>>693424709
ugh, such a tease you slut
>>693424704
ima go to bed and coma. nini
>>693420646
yep/
>>693420536
its rough work but its always what i do
>>693420529
yep yep
>>693424676
Haha, you're suicidal
>>693424834
When Oregon is in ashes, then you have my permission to sleep
>>693424860
That is indeed the life
>>693424134
Is that nappy rash?
>>693424314
ahh right.
>>693424350
Well so was i and currently am. We need to get some activity going.
>>693424465
Same city different suburb.
>>693424468
No it's not but it's not like you're very fat at all.
>>693424547
Night Katten!
>>693424704
Buy the gym?
What should i get? I know i gotta get a rack and bar.
SHould i get some free weight and the pull down attachment?
>>693424942
too wet to ash you dork
>>693424891
You sure are mean for such a cute baby goat~
>>693424802
It's fine I guess, not really a writer myself
>>693424955
Yes, Para wears nappies.
>>693425050
Neither am I, but I do enjoy reading it.
do me a favor and spam @nicholasmatabruh on kik
>>693423510
No he did not
Second game we had a trolling bastion
Gotta love cancer games
>>693424830
Talkin like that is why you get NOTHING.
>>693424955
Indeed, there is some there though.
>>693425102
>>693425119
Well i guess we finally know what goatboi butt smells like. Nappies :P
>>693425165
Nypa fag
>>693425119
You wish, you sick diaper fetishist.
>>693425295
And you should stop asking people for pics.
>>693425242
ive already seen it, though I wont say who gave it to me
you are honestly a 7/10, just get over your shitty personality and you will be fine
though by the archives it seems you get along quite well with some other
*snicker*
>>693425192
bastion is good if he has 2 other people helping him
what rank did you get again, senpai?
I usually come into these threads for the gfur but you faggots really disappointed this time. Up your game. Less talking, more fapping.
>>693424955
Well hope it worked out good for you. Smack your booty later
>>693425142
So do I, even if a lot of it seems kinda nonsensical sometimes
>>693425500
Do you have a favorite poet?
>>693425375
I've never asked for pic's from anyone ever.
>>693425295
How'd this get in my tiger folder?
>>693425570
The only thing worse than a coward is a LIAR.
>>693425440
It was faggotry wasnt it?
And it doesnt matter who I get along with, everyone except you is like a million billion miles away from me.
>>693425375
It's okay Para, we don't judge.
>>693425569
Not really, I just read it sometimes if I come across it
>>693425648
I've not asked for pics at all. i don't know why you think i have.
>>693425778
Have you ever read Ezra Pound?
>>693425649
there was faggotry involved, mostly on your end
and thats true, but im sure you would jump at the chance to meet half the people you talk to
>>693425693
fat
>>693425784
Is that right?
Is that really right?
>>693425784
c'mere and get soapy with me.
>>693425867
By come across I mean when I'm browsing random stuff or whatever and some poet-y stuff randomly pops up on the screen, so chances are I hardly really know of any poet
>>693417256
MODSS MODSS MODSS
>>693426219
>being this new
>>693425920
Maybe, I am curious what some people here are actually like in person yet simultaneously I hate the thought of people actually knowing me and having an actual human interaction with them.
>>693424955
Do as you will. But are you feeling better? I remember you saying that you felt like you were feeling sick
>>693426275
i've been here since 2005 and i'm sick of furries
>>693426429
I mean if you both find interest in each other, there is no reason not to hangout with them
I have met cait, freklz, kaybe, and stairs in person, overall they were all fun experiences.
>>693426672
lying fucking summer faggot
>>693426105
That's a real shame. Do you like animation?
>>693426726
no i live in tropical region, you stupid earth flatter
>>693426959
your newfag is showing
>>693426672
You'd think after all this time you'd have learned how to hide a damn thread
>>693426693
I would do that but you keep pissing me off.
>>693427253
owh how to hide thread? you must be the lord oldfag of 4chan :D
>>693426693
And here I thought everyone here was an isolated loser like me, looks like I was wrong
>>693426801
Well, animated movies are great of course
>>693427413
im not saying meet with me, im just saying if you have a friend online you might aswell meet them in person given the chance
I know you dislike me so whatever
>>693427452
no one cares about you though
I want to show all these really cool picture to people but I can't
that's not proper
>>693425965
It is right. I don't bother asking for pics, they just get posted here eventually.
>>693425975
Lose some belly fat and i gladly will.
>>693426516
Yeah i think it was somthing in the air just stuffing me up. I'm better now.
>>693427662
Aww
>>693427445
Lurk more fag
>>693427748
>implying
>>693427452
Do you have a favorite?
>>693427662
I dont have a car like you. And like I said, the people I know are a million billion miles away.
>>693427979
who knows, maybe they will come closer
and maybe you will get a car some day...
pfffft
>>693427953
I like the Iron Giant, think I'll just go watch it as a matter of fact cause no one here seems to like my company
See ya
>>693428192
Few years, maybe.
>>693427979
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>>693426429
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>>693425649
>>693425570
>>693425295
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>>693424955
>>693424468
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>>693417256
this is the most digusting photo that i have ever seen in my entire life. how could this website exist at all?
>>693428363
See ya round.
>>693428384
work hard, nibi-san
>>693428523
das a nice butt
>>693427724
Good to hear.
>>693428642
Like anything's guaranteed.
>>693429011
Frankie!!!
Anyone gonna watch the Olympics?
not guaranteed
but if you work hard, you will get somewhere eventually
>>693427680
show them anyways
>>693430048
3 payload
3 coinflips
3 losses
wewlad
>>693430189
coinflip is love
coinflip is life
pray to the coin
the coin giveth
the coin taketh away
kai I am petting your head
>>693428435
>Current year
>Baiting this hard
I can't hecking believe what I'm reading here
>>693430360
okay then
>>693430410
good yes
>>693430537
dont be gay, kai
>>693430607
it's already too late for that
