O always named my pokemon your mom or some shit like that. For example: your mom used pound, it's super efective!

>>693415951
Batman

>>693415951
RatKid

>>693415951
Ratfink

Ratboy genius

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How can I tell which drowzee is the best to level and evo?

>>693418071
you stop being retarded and evolve the one with the most CP

Eraticate. The autism in it's name will go nicely with your mental illness.

>>693417431
Chalupa

anyone in omaha looking for a poke-friend?

(we can play pokemon too)

>>693418206
I though there was something to do with weight and size that could make the Pokemon stronger

>>693415951
thisiswhatafeministlookslike

>>693417944
ya so i got dubs a while ago, OP gonna deliver?

>>693418658
I'm in Omaha area

>>693418665
if theyre like the same CP, ya, but go for highest CP since the moves get randomized on the evolution

>>693418835
Alright thanks

xxpussyslayer69xx

>>693418788
cool, do you know how trainer interaction works in this game?

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reposting my pokestops to make you guys jelly

>>693419009
Not sure what exactly you mean by that.

>>693419262
can people battle each other or trade pokemon and all that?

>>693419455
No just gym battles is the only way to battle I believe
Also just reached level 5 what team should I join?

>>693419575
i dunno im only level 2, almost 3, at the moment. i doubt theres any real difference between em, which has the coolest name?

>>693415951
>Name this faggot.
>Dubs decides

Nigger the Niggerific.

>>693419455
Only can battle at a gym. If it's owned your color your Pokémon will not die if you fight the ones posted at the gym. Otherwise you are fighting to try and capture the gym for your color. No trading yet either.

>>693419575
The next update is announced to bring trading between players and, hopefully, some kind of a friend list.

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I don't understand wtf I'm supposed to be doing here...
Do you just hit random pokemans with the balls to catch them? Then what?

>>693420143
That's it
Game Over

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Show me your strongest Pokemon. Here's mine

>>693420143
from what i can tell you go around and catch different pokemon, look at pokestops for a reason i dont know yet but will find out in the morning, and struggle for control over gyms. i have heard they are planning on releasing more features at some point in the future.
i will continue to support them because i feel that this is what humanity needs, even if this game ends up being shit its a good first step to full augmented reality

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This pic and pic before is my squad so fsr

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>Walked outside about 20 minutes ago to get a Zubat
>Found raccoon instead

TopPercent

Pokestop give you balls and eggs and potion. If u spin the coin. You need to fling the ball at the Pokémon. Also highest cp doesn't always mean best.

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>>693420599
CATCH IT NIGGA

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>>693415951
The name Wumbo is reserved for Vaporeon.
I need a name for Jolteon, preferably related to its typing.

>>693419814

Roll

>>693420829
Fucker growled at me, so I threw a stick at it
It wasn't very effective...

>>693420599
throw your phone at it, if you hit it hard enough on the head you can take your game to the next level

>>693420841
Wambo

>>693420841
Dumbo.

>>693419066
wasted dubs

How the fuck do I get a Gastly?

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Ever see a 0.35 kg Pidgeotto? lol

>>693421481
Nigga wtf kek

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>>693420349

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Is my starter being XL any good? Don't know if the height and weight matter

>>693420841
electrocution

>>693421181
>>693421380
His name is only Wumbo because of the episode of sponge bob. W is for Wumbo and his ears look like it.
Jolteon needs something unique.

>>693420841
Dumbcunt

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>>693420349
Previously known as Wumbo
Sorry anons, your suggestions were not pleasant

>>693419575
Yellow team ftw

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I've got a whole lot of nothin' so far.

>>693419575
blue team like a fukin b0ss

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My strongest at the moment

Also. Is there a way to force Evee-loustions?
Or is it all just random luck?

>>693419575
Yellow team

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What team is everyone on? Team mystic for the win

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>>693423913
my nigga

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>>693424447
>>693423913
Blue ftw

>>693419575
Join red

Team Valor fuck yeah!

yellow had control of three gyms but me and my friends went around leveling and fucked their pokemon so now we own three gyms and they are stocked with strunk ones

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How do you play if you're a Canadifag?

you can fake the gps and play it from home btw

>>693425840
Canadiafag here. Playing. Get fucked son

>>693425840
yea i dont think it was given to canada but theres probably some way to get it

>>693425840
Use whatever maple syrup powered handheld device you have.

>>693420143
thats it. the game is a steaming pile of casual friendly shit. pokemon was already casual friendly, so they just nerfed the actual gameplay out of the game and made it pictures.

>>693426021
I think its my phone. Updating and retrying

niantic is going to ban everyone outside australia and new zeland for playing it before the right date kek

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Mfw I get Staryu and some other water pokémon because I live on a beach

>>693426354
i got a staryu and theres no water around me for around 10 miles was confused but just said fuck it

How rare is it to have a starter in the wild, Because a Squirtle spawned near me and I didn't go find it because it's 3 in the morning. Is it so rare that I need to risk going outside at 3 am?

>>693426571
About as rare as it gets. I wouldn't expect you to see many more.

>>693426501
Yeah no that's kinda weird. I mean I live on an island so the Pokemon around me make sense. Examples: Staryu, Ekans, and Raticate.

>>693426699
Rip the dream nigga, I should have gone out there. Fuck my life.

>>693426571
not really i already saw a bulbasaur a few times already

the game is bottom tier shit. been playing pokemon for 20 years and i wont even accept this as a pokemon game because its such shit. no gameplay at all other than gyms with pay2win models setup. i kinda understand they removed the turn based battling on wild pokemon so people arnt standing around in streets n shit trying to battle, but they couldve come up with something else other than just 'throw this ball and hope for the best'


and the gps failing issues are beyond annoying. how do you launch a game thats based on GPS, when its been plagued by GPS bugs since beta? They didnt even bother to fix the bug and instead just went live with it still ruining the game for half the user base. ffs, even the magazines they sent it to to betatest were publicly saying it was having GPS failing issues

>>693427095
been playing since red came out and i honestly see almost none of those cons you're talking about I can understand the whole fact of them making sure people aren't being stupid and fighting in the street but gps failure? i have shit everything and t honestly ain't a problem and as of now i haven't come across a single bug yet

>>693427095
this

>>693419066
I have eight pokestops and two gyms a thirty seconds away from me. I can hit one stop from one side of my house.

>>693427095
>>693427744
also its technically still in beta so obviously it has almost no content

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fucking noobs

>>693419575
Joined yellow be sure of Zaptos

>>693428083
What do the stars next to the Mon mean?

>>693428409
favs

>>693425944
What app are you using to do that? The first one I tried, the game put me at the spoofed location but the pokestop and gyms near it weren't registering.

>>693425944
I would also like to know >>693428622

Anyone got a Pinsir, It was one of my first capture? Is it pretty rare or common? How Pokemon spawns determined? Sorry to ask so many questions, just a curious guy

>>693425944
Would like to know

How do I get my camera to show Pokemon in the real world and not the grass background?

>>693427744
bro, a review written a week ago by a gaming magazine stating the GPS failing issues

polygon.com/2016/6/30/12061582/pokemon-go-hands-on-impressions-ios-android

just look at this ridiculous list of bugs still in the game:

gamespot.com/articles/pokemon-go-all-the-known-issues-here/1100-6441532/


it went live today. it was in beta and they didnt fix any of the issues they were having in beta, just to rush the game out by its deadline. just another crappy game being launched on the market with bugs. typical 2016 bullshit like that batman failure.

>>693428903
When trying to capture there should be a switch that says AR, enable it

>>693428903
top right when you're catching one is a switch that says AR

>>693428966
well i mean i'd honestly trust my own opinion bc i've been playing since release and haven't seen anything yet

wtf, my guy just started wandering away
He'll walk and take off running in random directions even though my phone is sitting on the desk next to me...

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Any SC fags?

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>>693428130
You'll catch up some day

>>693429245
thats one of the bugs i just posted about several posts up. the game is fucking broken

>>693429368
I figured it was just weak gps signal.

What is the link for the beta for Pokemon Go?

>>693428966
and also sorry bro but five bugs that nobody has brought up but yourself is not a ridiculous list

>>693429458
You can get it on app store and play

>>693429506
just look at the google play comments. its getting trashed so hard

>>693429368
It counts for free steps for you eggs to hatch. If it didn't do that your neck beard ass might actually have to move

>>693429713
lol yea i got a free charmander cuz of taht bug

>>693429541
I feel autistic. Couldn't find it worth shit earlier Thanks, /b/ro

>>693429711
yea they are and out of the like 10 people i know who play it they all said the only problem is the combat

Not seeing it on the app store, did I have to register in advance or something?

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Remember, kiddies:
Don't get shanked by niggers.

>>693420841
Naming my Vaporeon VapeNashe

>>693429452
Yes, just turn off GPS inside ("Battery saving" mode in Location settings on Android, only uses Wi-Fi and cell networks). Hacking all day every day stuff from work in Ingress that way, too.

>>693429031
It always says it can't find my phone's orientation. Just another bug I guess.

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>be me
>third world country
>looking for a pokemon
>a member from the rocket team appear
>get jacked

>>693428321
Zapdos..

It's fucking 5:30 in the morning and I just walked to the park 10 minutes away because I realized this came out and I wanted to see what a pokestop was.

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>>693430241

>>693429346
??? my golbat would fuck u up nigga

>>693430286
One letter off, sorry it's 3am here

>>693430474
5:30 here. Your argument is invalid.

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Name my drowsee /b/

>>693420841
Django

>>693430405
Lmao nice

>>693430879
Knigger

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Posting my bro

>>693423552
Random

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Look at this fatfuck I found at my job. Makes sense the only pokemon to be found at this mall is giant rats.

Help pls guys. Can't see the beta on the app store, is it US only or something? UK here.

>>693432035
lel fucking uk fag. keep watiting nigga

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lol, there's a gym in an abandoned gas station where hobos gather. Right on the freeway offramp too. Someone's gonna disappear there...

>>693432073
THIS IS DEEPLY UPSETTING TO ME

>>693432035

I'll show you how if you send pic of your mom or sister's tits.

>>693432171
Here in San Diego, there is a dude killing homeless people.

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>>693432171
I kek'd

>>693432171
What're you talking about? those hobos are trainers retard, they're living the fuckin dream, they've got one gym down only a million more to go

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>>693417252
>Pound
>Super Effective
Go back to Trainer School

>>693418572
Child please

>>693432223
just move to a different country u faggot

>>693421897
Nigga yo turtle fat af

>>693432399
Pound can be super effective. Go back to trainer school, fucking ignorant scum

>>693432381
You're probably right

>>693432659
Against what?

>>693432859
Your mom.

>>693432773
I just wouldn't lose with all those trainers around that specific gym if I were you...

>>693415951
Ratboy Slim

>>693419066
the closes pokecenter to me is 15km away

>>693432898
>>693432859
>roasted

>>693432955
WINRAR

>>693432898
>>693417252
So it's suicide?

>>693432859
If the user has the ability Pixelate, then Dark and Dragon types

>>693432936
I'm just going to physically beat the shit out of any trainer I find. That's how you win the game.

>>693433038
Oh yeah forgot about that

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>>693432999
>Your mom used pound
>It's super effective
>Your mom fainted
Checked and kek'd

>>693420599
>ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

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posting my champ

>>693433079
Every trainer you take off the streets is a trainer less to challenge gyms
I like it 10/10 Im with u

>>693432223
here fagget
>http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-0-release/pokemon-go-0-29-0-android-apk-download/

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>>693433629
I'm glad to know I'm not the only one with 363CP on my phone

>>693426354
I was hoping to find a Bidoof while flying in an airplane at some point, guess that's not happening though.

>>693433795
Exactly. You stake out gyms and beat the piss out of anyone who comes near it. Claim your territory. Win the game.

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>>693420349

>>693433982
aka, beat anyone up you see using a cellphone near you

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>>693428130
>>693428083
>>693420540
>>693420454
>>693418071
>>693423552
>>693422917
>>693421568
>>693429346
>>693434458
Get on my level niggers

>>693434160
Nah don't even chance it. Just beat em either way.

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How do I find Pokemon?
Is it an erro because I'm from the US in bum fuck EU?

>In tiny ass village but every grave and statue is a poke stop.
>doesn't have data

How do you get eggs, and what do you do with them?

>>693434933
I got an egg from a pokestop, I sitll need to walk 1km for it to hatch
once u get an egg you put it in the incubator and you have to walk a certain distance for it to hatch, the incubator use is free

Autism: The thread

can you play this game without data?

>>693434922
You will mostly find them on the footpaths. Just walk around and you will see them. If you use some incense they will come to you, 1 every 5 minutes.
>>693434933
You get eggs randomly from Pokestops. You have an incubator, you put the eggs in them and literally just walk around for whatever distance it takes for them to hatch. There's 3 egg tiers. 2km which is crap like pidgeys and rattatas, 5km which is mid tier stuff like ghastly, and 10km which is rarer pokemon like electabuzz, aerodactyl etc.

>>693435130
No. You need some form of internet connection, either wifi or data.

>>693435104
Autism: The post

>>693435104
>>693436370

Autism II: The thread and posts

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I can't seem to complete gyms, their last pokemon never faints. Pic related, any help?

Wtf is CP? Is "cheese".

How new does an iphone have to be to use this app?

>>693437430
Make it suffer the same fate as Gary's Raticate
http://www.sunset.com/m/food-wine/flavors-of-the-west/dungeness-101-how-cook-crab

>>693436999
Autism II: Electric Boogaloo

>>693438331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8wErKYTS1A

>>693419066
i have literally zero

fucking fort myers

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>>693439079

>>693439555
So...
Make him trade it out?

>>693437610
Combat points

>>693439664
Yep. Make it faint so it's never used again

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Is there a way I can see the different moves and are these good?
Also how do I join a team?

I just fucking drove around my town for 40 minutes collecting signs and didnt catch one pokemon

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>>693440444
You can catch signs and Pokemon at the same time, anon. You should know this

>>693440519
*Can't
Fuck autocorrect

>>693419066
In nyc rn there's pokestops every 5ft

>>693420841
cHARGE YOUR PHONE

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>>693440519
No pokemon came up on my map u fukin retard


But then when i got home this mofo was waitinf for me at my house. And its my all time favorite pokemon
It was all worth it

>>693415951
Is this Pokemon Go? is it for iPhone only?

If you go to the hood, will you find the mankeys and primapes?

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nigger castrator 9000

>>693440929
Nigga charge your phone

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>>693441411
Make me bitch

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This game makes me soft

Does it work in Croatia?

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>>693441595
Did you delete the picture?

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My place is a dump... It's fitting for a rat though

>>693442209
Microwave the sour cream

>>693441997
No thats weird, maybe its a pokemon

>>693442237
Haha. Nah, I am about to clean up. Really really need to, landlord coming to inspect on Saturday

>>693415951
>Optus
I smell an australian. Which state, OP?

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>>693441878
>mrw

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>>693442237
KEK

>>693442342
Your gonna be kicked out mate

>>693430172
Explain further fagg

>>693428130
Where the fuck you get that Slowpoke at nigger

They should make the rarest pokemon to be only found in the most remote or hard to reach areas

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>>693442209
Found another Pokemon in my place. I haven't left my apartment and I am catching them left right and centre.

...excuse the mess though

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>>693443193
jesus

>>693443115
Because I want to have to be fucking Bear Grylls to get a rare Pokèmon, right?

>>693419066
lol level 3 in a big city I am level 9 and I live in the country

>>693443193
Make this thread legendary. Become Fridgebro

>>693431895
THAT RATTATA IS BEST TOP TIER RATTATA

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The people who do these have too much fun with it

mfw 1 pokestop within 1.5km of me

FUCK THIS GAME

>>693441966
Trenutno še ne.

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>>693443721
Fucking kek

Can one of you fags tell me how to GPS spoof, I got my guy to change area but it says GPS not found or some shit. Got a broken leg so I can't walk bout

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Is it broken? Why is there nothing at all in my city.

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>>693443193
Another one of those mutant birds... Excuse the mess guys.

>>693439490
Ft polk is just as dead

>>693443994
The fuck is wrong with you, Anon.

Any brit fags here? It is not on the iOS App Store for me

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>>693443994
I caught it :D

>>693443193
how the fuck do you live amidst literal trash

no excuses, anon. you're just lazy and disgusting.

>>693444137
More pics of your house

>>693444137
Please flush the fucking toilet

>>693444137
Did it fall in toilet?

>>693444137
Your new name is Pokebro
You are walking in the footsteps of Fridgebro

>>693420844
DONE

>>693444315
don't try to force a meme on a scummy human.

>>693444137
Clean your fucking house Ausbro, you cancer on society.

>>693443994
The fuck, nigga?

>>693444421
Embrace him as the second coming

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>>693420599
>live near nature preservation
>here my alarm beep twice signalling that something is moving in my garden
>see a Dassie chilling outside on some rocks
>go back to bed and turn on pokemon go
>tells me there's a fucking raticate nearby

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE

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>>693443994
Is that shit on the towel? There's shit on the towel, isn't there?

>>693442209
nice rape dungeon, shrek

>>693426501
>mfw found a machop at my gym this morning
>mfw found a clefairy at the pharmacist last night

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>>693444137
Another one caught

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>>693444805
Is there anything in here?

>>693444805
Shit, son

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>>693444805
ez game

just started like 5 min ago any tips?

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>>693443994
>>693444137
>>693444805
>>693444952
Anon, I...

>>693445071
Walk.

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>>693444920
I can show you the world....

>>693445182
Microwave it

>>693445182
PLEASE DO