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Hi guys.. So this dude fucked a girl I've had a crush for
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Hi guys.. So this dude fucked a girl I've had a crush for 3 years. I just heard he fucked her in the toilet. Now I wanna beat hes ass up. Thing is, he has black belt in tkwndo and judo. How can I win a fight against him? Perhaps hit him in the back of the head with a bat when hes not aware and run?
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>>693283563
Go for it you fag. Hes skinny and no muscles. Its k
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Its brandon again?
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>>693283563
Don't be a nigger.
You having a crush on this girl doesn't give you unconditional rights to her, especially since it's been three years and you haven't made a move.

Chad did nothing wrong, you're just mad because you couldn't work up the courage to do what he did.
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>>693283563
Knive, sword (no long sword tho) or a gun should help u. You cant win against him in a handfight when he's a Judo Master. But u can win against him, after u a finished with him Post a pick with "/b"
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switch a knife with the bat
it works all the time
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>>693283741
This.
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>>693283741

I think he knew I had a crush on her, since he once asked me if I wanted help with the girl but I said no. I dont want help from a sandnigger.

>>693283753

Why cant I win a fight against him in handfight?
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>>693283563
He'll probably fucking your crush right now. How does it feel op?
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>>693283942
>I want a thing
>therefore no one else should ever have the thing, even though I'm too much of a pussy to take it myself anyway

What did you expect? That every man on the planet would avoid dating her because they'd be psychically aware of your crush on her?
Even if it wasn't this guy, it would have been another.
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Just stab the fucker from behind
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>>693284230
this
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You couldn't make her yours for 3 fucking years?
Jesus, you're pathetic, this guy was patient anyway, he didn't do anything bad, you're the faggot here OP. I hope he wrecks your face.
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You can fight him all day long from sunrise to sunset. Hell you may even get the girl some day. But ya know what? The thought of him fucking her like a 2 cent whore and dropping a load down her throat will never leave your mind. My suggestion op is to just move on.
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>>693284458
holyfuck dude.. even I felt that
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>>693284391
Well.. she is hard 2 get and im abit shy I really love her...
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>>693283563
KYS fucking beta
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>>693284458
brutal
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>>693284629
You think gettin your ass beat by someone better than you will get you the love of the girl? leave her alone you fuckin beta
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>>693284629
YOU WERE SHY FOR 3 FUCKING YEARS, SHE WAITED LONG ENOUGH JESUS
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Op you are a fag
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>>693283563
OP beta as duck
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>>693284458
savage
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>>693284629
shy to get, the guy fucked her in the toilet, this better be bait cause i cant believe you are trying us to buy that
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Try challenging him to an autism competition
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This motherfucking thread...
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Good scene from chasing amy i feel it applies to your situation op
https://youtu.be/FlYZnd7dEPw
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>>693284904
I dont think I will lose a fight against him tho. Hes not that tall. IM taller, hes also skinny.
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He fucked her IN the toilet? Impressive.
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>>693285768
You have no reason to fight him. you are just a fuckin beta. accept that and when you become wizard you can challenge him. pussy faggot OP,
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>>693285768
What have you tried, in order to impress/win her over?
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>>693284458
OUCH
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>>693283563
man, some dude fucked a girl you wanted so you want to hurt him? quit being a bitch. for real. quit being a bitch. you didnt make your move and get the pussy or next her in 3 years? you should kick your own ass. grow some balls and quit being a bitch. women dont like that shit. congratulate dude and move the fuck on.
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Just chloroform him,and fuck his ass in the toilet.
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Well, considering those martial arts are both for self control and not actual fighting, just fight him. Try to land a few punches to the jaw, the gut, and in the back by the kidneys. You are going for a KO, not a point in a sparing match.
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kill his mother
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Drugged him, and suspend him on the air by the wrists. With a nail gun slowly shot some nails in his arms and legs. And when he is begging for his life, give him the final blow. Is very effective, trust me. 100% guaranteed
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>>693286435
I'm not sure if you know what either of those are if that's your take on them. They will both leave you lying flat on your ass. Especially from a black belt
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>>693283563
You're a pussy OP. Your best approach would be to suck his cock in front of your crush to asset dominance.

Alternatively, you should kill yourself
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>>693286688
lol
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>>693284458
Dam that hurt.
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>>693283563
didnt hit it or forget it in 3 years. then go on 4chan asking how to beat up a guy that can clearly handle himself. please have one of your friends make a video of the confrontation.
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>>693286578
K

You'd be surprised by how many black belts in those fighting styles lose in street fights against people with no proper training. You get much more experience from a street fight than you do from doing katas.
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OP you weak weak pathetic beta bitch. >>693285768
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>>693283942
If you have a crush on a girl for 3 years and decline help, you have no fucking right to be mad. Grow up, pussy.

Also underage b&
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>>693286421
But he knew I had a crush on her, Like I said he offered me a help to get her but I said no.

So he knew I had a crush and yet he does that shit..
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>>693286943
how about in a street fight against pathetic cuck op asking 4chan how to fight after being too pussy to make his move in 3 years?
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>>693286943
>judo
>not for streetfight
>kata

you definetly know nothing johny bitch
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bullshit story.
Thats you in the picture.
You cropped it that way because you have no back/delts/traps
Try doing something other than curls and situps before you try and show off
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>>693287094
So fucking what? If he knew you've had a crush on her for years, AND he offered to help you and you turned him down, he probably figured you were so beta that you'd literally never make a move.

That being the case, why should he be forbidden from dating this girl just because you're too weak to get her yourself or, better yet, get over her?
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>>693287094
You said no when he offered help and you haven't done anything for 3 fucking years, grow up pussy.

Also underage b&
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>>693283563
fucking nigger
the pussy lands on the dick it lands, nothing you can do about it
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>>693287094
maybe he tried to help and she threw it at him for not being a beta. so he was supposed to shoot her down because you couldnt grow a single nut in 3 years? get real bitch.
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Not his fault you're a fag. Try talking to the next girl you like, Autismo.
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As a black belt in judo, you just need to keep your distance while keeping your centre of balance low.

taekwondo is pretty shitty in a real fights, since their stronger kicking forms take quite a while, if you can avoid getting kicked in the head it's ez pz.

Source:
1. Black Belt in Judo, placed 3rd in South Judo Open 2015.
2. I used to do MMA for the fun of it
3. usually sparr friends who train taekwondo
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>>693287094
Turn in your man card you beta pussy, it's revoked now.
Also Underage b&
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>>693287094
maybe he had a crush too
maybe he made his move
not you
maybe you are just a little bitch

no, seriously speaking, so much faggotry in one op, i begin to think this is a bait
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>>693283563
>Fight
Just shoot him
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>>693287394
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>>693283563
oh shit op you had a crush? grow the fuck up.
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>>693287518
wat
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>>693287276
>>693287306
>>693287321

But I love her.. anyhow lets stick to the thread. How do i beat him in a streetfight?
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>>693287394
>This
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>>693287658
this is clearly bait. no anon is this fucking stupid.
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>>693287658
You're done m8
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>>693283563
Lol in the bathroom. Just letting you know what kind of girls you want to have a baby with.
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>>693283563
OP op op, where do i start. I think you should just let it go buddy. You blew it. You waited too long. You didnt want help. You did this. You did this to yourself. You did everything wrong. You need to make changes if you ever want to get your dick wet. Getting your ass kicked isnt going to help anything. You should get dude to teach you his ways because he clearly knows how to get women to fuck. Get wasted and cry it out buddy. Women are a dime a dozen. Pick one and if shes not interested in the first week, go for a different one. Its not that hard. None of them are really that great or worth wasting too much time on. Dude was just after the same thing you were but he went and got it and you didnt. He is the alpha man. Up your game fam. love ya /b/ro!
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>>693287658
and what will you say: "you've took the love of my life, know i'll take your life"

b8 or just pathetic
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>>693287658
nice try m8
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She fucked a guy in a toilet. She isn't worth it.
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>>693283563
Getting serious. Maybe he is not the problem. Maybe your girl is. She cheats on you and this guy maybe didn know about you. My advise is dont be negro. In this issue is useless a fight. Ask him if u want but he didnt rape ur girlfriend
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Op here. I've decided. Tommorow after school I will sneak up behind him with a bat and hit him in the back of the head whilst following him.

Im gonna wear a mask so he dont know who it was. I will keep my distance.

SO this is it. What can go wrong?
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>>693284458
>>693283563
Op listen to anon
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>>693287146
K
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HOW COME THESE FUCKING FAGGOT OP'S NEVER POST A PICTURE OF THEMSELVES?

Seriously, if you post a picture of yourself we can tell you all you need to know dude.

You want to gripe and complain, are you even on his level? are you fat and slow? are you handsome and could maybe win the girl back?

These are things we need to know.
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>>693287658
>I love her
Obviously he loves her more.
Y'know, seeing as he actually did something about it instead of sitting on his ass for three years waiting for her to descend from the heavens onto his doorstep.
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>>693288140
well have fun in jail. a bitch like you will fit in just fine there.
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>>693288140
Lol anything and everything could go wrong.
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>>693288140
Lol this faggot, i hope it's true and you get the shit kicked out of you for being such a weak bitch beta faggot. You are a sad excuse for a man anon.
Also the b8 is strong with this faggot
Op will get his ass handed to him
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>So this dude fucked a girl I've had a crush for 3 years.

A crush. What a faggot. Your "crush" doesn't mean shit you horny desperate loser.

He manned up and fucked her like she wanted to be fucked.

Accept your permanent role as a spiritual cuck and offer to pay to eat her out after he's blasted buckets of baby batter in dat bootay.

You can't fuck, you can't fight. That leaves becoming a bottom which is fine. Men make the best women and gender is a social construct, so play the cards nature dealt you and trap out.
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>>693288140
i hope you get beat up. this guy sounds like a cool guy to hang out with, you're just an autistic nerd
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>>693288284
This is me.
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>>693288140
OP when he kicks your ass post it on /b/ with timestamp on a rekt thread. so we all can laugh at what a fucking beta fag you are.
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>>693287094
once again... OP is a faggot
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>OP doesn't respond to anything serious
>just going more and more into his dream

pure b8 for attention whoring

>>693288560
bait confirmed+ using copypasta
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>>693288560
Op, if you will do that, u going to be the mamita in the jail. :D
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>>693288409
Evaluate please.
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>>693288560
Underrated post.
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>>693288560
Drink this for strength OP.
You look like a fukn beta.
also no timestamp.
nice try faggot.
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>>693288140
Savage anon here, lets play this scenario out.
You: *hits alpha with bat* (sending him to the hospital)
"Does crush like me now?!?!?"
Crush: "OP what the fuck? Why the fuck would i ever like you after you attacked my boyfriend? Fucking leave me alone. Never fucking talk to me again"

Im pretty sure after this you would be driven to suicide
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>>693288409
What could go wrong?
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>>693283942
>asked me if I wanted help
>I said no
>still failed to make a move
>mad at someone else for succeeding where I failed
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now i kinda feel bad cause op probably really does have some kind of mental illness. 3 year crush and in love. op dont hit the dude with a bat. tell him youre pissed and see what happens. maybe he has a good reason. dont listen to all these people telling you to hurt or kill this guy.
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>>693288560
bait confirmed. moving on
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>>693283563
Take him by surprise and fight dirty. Traditional martial arts have rules and people habitually pull punches in training so it affects real world responses. If you hit him hard and keep hitting he probably won't recover.
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>>693288560
not a bad looking dude op, you could get plenty of pussy if you change your ways a little.
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the bait is real
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>>693283563
Literally billions more women to choose from. Move the fuck on with your life, man.
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>>693289142
>this
>>693289230
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>>693288140
you could fucking kill him, this guy sounds pretty cool to hang out with, you're a fucking autistic faggot who wants to fucking beat people with a fucking bat because he's too much of a faggot to make a move, grow up.
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>>693283563
just message him saying have fun with HIV
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>>693283563

you want to beat up guy for fucking a girl that consented to sex.

makes sense, i would do the same, it would cool if you recorded it and uploaded it so everyone can laugh at him.
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>>693284458
holy shit dood...
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>>693288790
>savage anon
>doesn't read "mask"
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>>693283563
>How can I win a fight against him?

Take a gun with you.
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OP, wise up and move on.

Best way to forget a girl is to go fuck another.
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>>693287380
>Stronger kicking forms take quite a while
Dafuq are you talking about, most taekwondo fighters can take your head off in half a second
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>>693283563
so you just had a crush on her? not even a relationship, and now you want to potentially kill some guy for fucking her?

cool, do it and post results.
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>>693287094
lmao nigga. if you can't even make a move on a girl for 3 years, you're not going to "fight" him.
get some sleep
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>>693286425
Her*
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>>693283563
KYS beta fag
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>>693284458
reality usually stings
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>>693283942
Oh ffs he even offered to help you?! It's your fucking fault for not making a move pussy. Hope he beats your ass
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He looks like a tipical poser, go for it OP kick his ass!
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>>693283563
He's more Alpha, he's gunna fuck you up OP. post timestamps of your frail beaten body after you get cuked out, fuckin kys
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