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what's the gayest you've gayed /b/?
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been fucked from both ends while 3 guys wait for their turn with me
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>>693268091
visiting /b/
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>>693268597
Fuck that's hot.

I'm bi...the closest I've been to something like that is at the bathhouse in my city. Got fucked 5 times in a row. Tapped out after a 10" thick cock. It wasn't the girth...it was the length.
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Sucked dicks when I was 12.
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>>693268818
Yea thats where it happend at my local bath house
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Sext with random guys on kik from /soc/
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>>693268091
sucked and got ass banged every day of school holidays when I was 12.
but I'm st8 now.
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to quote hellsing abridged "return of the why boner, with a vengeance"
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Ive done a heap of gay stuff, but the gayest thing would probably a threesome with two twinks i met the same night
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Sucked an old man off whilst dressed as a girl.
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>>693268091

Kissed a kid on the lips at a football game. Made 10 bucks I think maybe some food
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I wanna kiss you, waw you're so hot.
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Srs question: as a heteromale, i feel disgust for any visual homosex content. do homofags feel the same about heteroporn?

do you feel disgusted by heteroporn? COULD you theoretically fap to heteroporn? is there absolutely no arousal for you?

I'm just curious.
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tried to put my wiener in my butt
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>>693268918
I did have a gay lover fir a few years. I'm a total bottom...the only guy I'd let breed me.

I'm re-married...I miss his cock from time to time. I came hard when getting fucked. I cum hard from fucking my wife, but it's just a different kind of intensity.
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>>693269206

I'm gay* and I prefer het porn. No vaginas though. Blowjobs and anal only plz.
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>>693269206
Not really disgust, I watch straight porn rarely.

I love booty and girls do sometimes have nicer ones.

I did however finger some fat girl in my youth when horribly drunk and it still haunts me to this day.

Vaginas are fucking revolting.
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>>693269363
Did also mess around with a girl in high school, she sucked my dick a few times.

I chickened out when she wanted to fuck though. Fuck that shit. (I was in an open relationship with bf for all this time).

>tfw a gay guy gets more action with girls than some of you :^)
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>>693268091
Blew a guy in his car after a party, then entered into a 14 year relationship with him.
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>>693268091
Probably all the gay sex

Jacked off and blew my cousin and he did me

Jacked off and blew and old friend of mine and he did me

Let a buddy fuck me in the ass.....NEVER doing that again, most horrifyingly PAINFUL experience of my entire life, and on top of that, while he was doin me, i got absolutely no pleasure from it.....can't really understand what the big deal is about anal. Pardon the pun but, it was shit.

Let a friend use my thighs like a pussy while I made feminine moaning sounds.

Sucked some decently sized man boobs. In my defense, they weren't all hairy and misshapen like many I've seen, they actually looked nice.

kissed a guy a couple a times.

I've done a few more things here and there but I'm not writing a fucking biography on here.

Still wanna fuck a trap and a tranny.

All in all, That's probably the gayest I ever gayed. Unless you count childhood stuff, which I don't
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>>693268091
almost sucked craigslist dick.
dude was taking forever to reply, so i called it off.

was all ready to get in my car and drive and everything.

thats as far as i ever went.
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>be 13/14, sis is 18
>when i was a kid, she dressed me in her clothes with makeup and everything
>used to really love it
>as i grew older, our dress up sessions became infrequent, until they stopped altogether
>sis goes out
>parents at work
>walk up to her room
>go to her laundry basket and take out used panties
>get undressed
>squeeze my dick down the panties and pull them up
>find a mini skirt and a top
>put them on
>put on some liptstick
>something really erotic about this
>teenage hormones kick in
>pull out dick and start fapping infront of mirror
>was really skinny, hairless and had medium length hair
>door creaks
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>sisters boyfriend staring at me
>"ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ?"
>deer in headlights
>"I just came to take her bag...but seriously what the fuck ?"

cont?
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>>693269678
Yes
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I'm straight but i'm infatuated with a qt trap that streams on Twitch
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Acidentally sucked a guys dick
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>>693269586
anal sex needs a lot of lube and some training. once you learn how to get pleasure from it, it's beyond compare.
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>>693268091
>helped my fit roomate inject testosterone
>was 5 y old in kindergarten and out of joke kissed a friend
thats about it
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>>693269834
link ?
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>>693269222
I check'd its true
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>>693269678
yesss
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>>693268091
I fucked a guy once and he fucked me....
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Posting in this thread.
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>>693270041
https://twitter.com/tayloralaska
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>>693268091
>Be me.
>While dating an ex of mine... she had a gay friend and he expressed his attraction to me to her.
>Nothing was said to me for a very long time about this.
>One day out of the blue we're all drinking.
>She asks if I would ever let a guy suck me off.
>I laughed it off and said "no, of course not".
>She looks over at him and nods.
>He gets up out of his chair and walks over to me and kneels down in front of me.
>I am drunk at this point but I get the idea of what is about to happen.
>I look at my girlfriend and she has a huge grin on her face.
>I look back at her gay friend and he already has my cock out.
>He starts sucking.
>I remember feeling a mixture of "WTF!?" and "Holy shit, this feels amazing!"
>He continues to suck my cock for awhile, then stops, stands up, and pulls his shorts and boxers down.
>He looks at my girlfriend and heads into our bedroom.
>She gets up and takes my hand and leads me into the bedroom.
>They BOTH get down on their knees and take turns sucking my cock.
>He then gets up on our bed and gets down on all fours.
>She continues to suck my cock then tells me to fuck him in the ass.
>I remember telling her I wasn't sure about doing it.
>She told me it would turn her on to watch me fuck him.
>She takes ahold of my cock and aims my cock for his asshole and tells me again to fuck him.
>I stop giving a shit, and I sink my cock balls deep into his ass and start fucking him.
>I remember thinking that it felt really goddamn good.
>I fucked him for what felt like a half hour.
>I felt myself getting ready to cum, and I pulled out and blew it all over his ass.
>I remember passing out shortly after that.

All I remember is waking up the next day and she told me about him coming to her and informing her of his attraction to me and that he wanted me to be his first (He had never been fucked in the ass before). My ex was EXTREMELY kinky so she was hot to the idea. To this day that is the ONLY gay thing I have ever done.
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>>693269834
>i'm straight but
>but
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>>693270436

Define infatuated anon
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>>693268091
Can someone post the imgur album of this boy?
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>>693270665

There's moar?

>Hnnnnggg
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>>693269678
Hurry up I've almost cum
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>>693270754
His name is dumbledore or something
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>>693270141
What's his twitch?
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>>693271161
I know who he is but there is a big imgur album of him somewhere. Can't find it though.
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>>693269980
Maybe but ever since then i havent even been able to practice with a toy due to it hurting now, whereas before, I had used it a bit in preparation for one day doin anal (also without any pleasure but at least no pain). I think I got damaged back there or something. Not trying it again. Think I'll just stick to cocks.
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>>693271324
/tayloralaska
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>>693269206
well at first I masturbated to straight porn, I noticed i was looking only at the dick and the male person so I slowly moved to gay porn.

but yeah, vaginas are eww, i don't want to ever touch one with my hands, but if I had the chance, I'd try to fuck one just to see how it feels like
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>>693269678

>he stares at me intensely
>"come with me"
>i sheepishly follow knowing i have no other alternative
>get into his van
>he drives around for a bit not saying anything
>get nervous, cant understand what he has in mind
>dont want to be paraded in public like this
>his phone rings, its my sister
>tells her that he'll come see her in a couple of hours with her stuff
>i get even more anxious
>he parks the van in the mall
>"Anon, lets go"
>i look at him weakly and feel mortefied
>no fucking away i go like that in public
>he just laughs at my dumbstruck face
>"Anon get the fuck down or we go to meet your sister right now"
>guess he wants to just have fun
>my only fear is someone recognising me
>cross dressing feels surprisingly natural
>i relcutantly get out of the car and walk alongside him towards the mall
>he softly squeezes my ass under the skirt
>oh boy this doesn't seem to be alright
>he just gives me a big dopey grin when i look at him
>what have i gotten myself into...
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>>693271781
>speeditupfaggotimlosingmyboner.jpg
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>>693271781
>prepare myself to be gawked at by everyone
>take a gulp and step into the mall
>place filled to the brim with people
>no one gives me a second glance
>thats some weight of my back
>he sneaks his hand under my skirt again and pinches it
>"jeff...stop that"
>i try to be stern
>"do you really want me to stop anon?"
>he laughs at me
>i have no option so i just walk alongside him
>we get to mcdonalds and jeff tells me to find a table
>i grab an empty booth as he comes back with drinks for both of us and sits alongside me
>he fiddles with his phone while i look around
>the place is jam packed with screaming kids
>"So you having fun anon?"
>"...no"
>"What are you scared of anon? enjoy"
>saying that, he casually stuffs his hand under the skirt and fondles me all over
>"jeff...stop...please"
>he just looks away into empty space while playing with my dick through the panties
>"jeff...i dont like this"
>"dont lie anon...you're excited"
>"no..."
>he looks at tent on my crotch
>"your dick says otherwise"
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>>693273198
C'mon nigga fastercuzilllosemyfockingshitm8.kys
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>>693273674
bump as well
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>>693273198
most moar before 404
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>>693274170
>>693274373
uhh...my pc crashed...gotta retype everything...gimme a few minutes
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waiting for the story
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>be me 6th grade
>meet new older neighbor kid in summer
>both love baseball
>play a wall ball tournament every day
>each afternoon when his dad goes to work we
go to his garage and check out his porn mags
>"anon wanna try sucking me?"
>"you first"
>he sucks me
>feels so good I'm addicted
>eventually let him fuck me almost every day
>meanwhile still playing ball all day
>fastball is getting wicked
>tried out for varsity, made it
>pitched 2 10-0 seasons CYO
>confidence made me popular with Catholic
girls in class
>was the only kid in 8th grade to have touched
tits that I knew of
>finally got laid in 9th grade
>being fucked by fag led to much better things
>heard about 8 years later he got a 13 year old
girl pregnant and ended up in jail
>fantasize about him once in awhile but I wouldn't trust anyone these days
>funny thinking back, I though his 4 inches was going to split me open
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>>693268091
Fucked myself with a massive cucumber, which I've done multiple times, I love it..
Wish I had a big dildo to use instead.
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when i was in highschool
my best friend at the time kinda treated me like a girl for some reason.
so i guess that is why i ended up giving him a blowjob. twice. he almost fucked me
i regret not letting him fuck me
bi to this day because of that dude.
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Met a guy off grindr and had him come to my apartment. Didn't say anything to him besides small talk then sucked his cock.
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>>693274670
Ok I'll bump this for u
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>>693268091
kys
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replying for the rest of that pc crashed story
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>>693273198
>my dick is at the point of bursting
>and my face is a shade of red unknown to mankind
>slides his hand down my panties
>i feel like exploding the moment his hand touches my dick
>let out a very audible moan
>panic and look around nervousl
>everyone is busy with their own shit
>phew
>jeff fondles my balls before peeling back my foreskin
>rubs the head of dick
>jeff points out that stopped resisting
>"finally having fun anon?"
>i dont reply but am secretly enjoying it
>dressed as a girl
>getting jerked off in public
>about to blow my load as jeff suddenly removes his hand and wipes it
>whyy
>a spic comes to our table and sits down
>my dick is still standing strong under the table
>get a kick out of it
>very smoothly hands over a packet of weed to jeff and grabs his money
>winks at me before walking away
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Sucked 2 Cocks in my life

Other than that I'm always a tru g
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>>693268091
I fucked my best friend because he was going on wizard status.
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>>693275607
Pls moar
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>>693276201
rite in his pooper?
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kill yourselves
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>>693276344
rite in my pooper
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>>693276344
Yup. I sucked his cock and fucked him right in the ass. Then a few days later let him fuck me. It was nice.
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>>693276396
>virgin
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>>693268091
Jacked off to gay porn a few times and felt intense shame immediately after cumming. I'm not attracted to men but something about the power gets me off.
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>>693276397
>>693276452
these boiz share the same friend?

Rite in your poopers? mmmmmmmm POO-pers

poo poo POOOO!!!! per
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>>693276713
Nah, to this day I'm the only person he's fucked. It's pretty great because he is 8/10 easy with a nice cock. 0 people skills.
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>>693268091
I cummed in a friends bum. We had a little secret relationship for a few years and shared a LOT of bodily fluids
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I love being a sub for girls that make me feel like a slut.. KIK me @ boxingyourmum
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>>693268091
i fapped in front of a crack smoking nigger for 10 dollars.
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>>693276807
so he got rite in there in your pooper teeheehee
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>>693275607
>we go back to the van
>jeff drives to an isolated spot near our town
>we sit in the back as he rolls a joint
>hadnt smoked weed so didn't know wtf was going on
>dont intervene because im too confused by whatever has happened today
>jeff lights up the joint and passes it me after taking a few drags
>guides me through the process
>smoke the whole thing with jeff and get super baked
>he calls me over and i go to him in a daze
>he makes me sit in his lap and starts talking dirty to me in whispers
>strokes my hair and kisses my neck, face
>extremely buzzed and enjoying every sensation
>give him full access to my body
>he rubs his hand all over my body
>teases my dick and moves his hand away
>finally he slides down my panties and lets my dick free
>slowly starts playing with it
>jerking my foreskin, moving his hand around my nutsac
>while all this is going on i start moaning
>within minutes pressure is building up in my dick
>"uh...uh...jeff..i'm cum..ah...cumming"
>i let out everything over his hands in a moment of ecstacy
>he cleans up
>"okay anon your turn now"
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>>693276944
Yup. I'll call him up right now and bounce on that cock after work today.
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>>693268091
when i was 13 my older friend got me drunk for the first time in what i only later realized was a direct attempt into coercing me to suck his cock
i did it because i wanted to be coo and he was about the coolest person i knew

kept asking me again and again after to do it again, ended up not seeing him again after he turned 19. found out not to long ago that it was because he got caught doing something illegal and shipped of to prison for 3 years. dont even know what he did but looking back on how much of dick he was could have been anything
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>>693270141
Jesus fuck I've never bonerd so hard in my life
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>>693275021
Ugh, have a guy online who treats me like a girl, I've told him tons of times I'm not but he keeps acting like I am. Don't even look like a girl. But he buys me stuff (like womens panties), gives me things... (like WoW gold, and Blizz games) I mean I'd let him fuck me if he asked but still
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>>693277065
You're a good friend.
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>>693268091
>all these straight anons have had more boypussy than I have
I just want to cuddle a short little twink with a fat ass and toned tummy damn it
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>>693268091
Owned an iPhone...
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>>693277182
I try!
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>>693269206
>do homofags feel the same about heteroporn?
yes.
But it's easier to build up tolerance to het porn since you literally cannot avoid it unless you live under a rock.
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>>693277263
Kek
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I usually flash my ass in front of old dudes on my bike. Ride real slow and let them have a good peak.
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Met a guy on Craigslist and I am in a findom relationship with him. Only thing I do is massage and worship his feet though. He is straight.
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>>693277065
>>693277299
nice! Let him poke your poop anon good boy
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Gayest thing I ever did was show my dick to a random drug dealer in exchange for drugs which I never got because he wanted to drive me to his house to get them and I was like fuck that too scared
Then I rode my bike away from him because I'm literally autistic and I never tried to buy drugs before and I am easily coerced.
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>>693268091
>be 15
> watching two younger cousins, 12 and 11
> was high as fuck because im an irresponsible douche
> dont even remember how but they were curious and i ended up jerking off in front of them to show them what it looked like
> i mean it was to straight porn on their tv but still
thats about my only gay experience unless you count kissing a friend under the school bleachers when i was ten on dare
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>>693275021
fuck my dick is diamonds
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>>693277573
I showed him my dick on the street outside a bar right as some people turned around the corner and also saw my dick but didn't say anything. Was scary.
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>>693277002
>he slids down his pants and his boxers
>his junk was twice the size mine was
>enthralled by it
>he asks for a blowjob
>the situation had made me hot and horny
>had no urge to refuse
>took his dick in my mouth and tried to give him the best blowjob a first timer could do
>he guides me into it and tells me what not to do
>play with his dick and balls while bobbing my head over it
>enjoying the sensation of pleasing someone
>keep at it for a while
>"ahhh...anon...thats it...ahh"
>increase my pace
>his dick twitches in my hand
>he suddenly pulls back and blows his load all over my face
>he sits back for a moment as i examine my cum laden face
>hands me a tissue to wipe
>we get dressed and silently drive back to my house
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>>693268091
Gave a guy a blow job. He thought I was a girl at the time.
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Gayest thing I did was admit to my friend that I had a crush on him for 4 years.
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>>693277537
It's funny because I've bought him more panties, lingerie, and cute outfits than any of the girls I've dated. He runs marathons every other month. You could bounce a quarter off his ass.
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>>693277904
Was he drunk or are you a trap?
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>>693268091
I created a thread once
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>>693277873
thanks for the fap anon
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>>693268091
thats gay anon
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>>693277152
Xbox live gold?
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>>693278126
sure buddy...i get off on people getting off on my sexual misadventures
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>>693277969
homo
>mfw I did the same for my bf
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>>693275047
I'm on your faggot chatline now
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>>693278288
It is what it is. He looks just like his sister when he's bent over. Diamonds.
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>>693278017
neither really

>long time ago, I was 16
>cold and dark outside
>I'm bundled up with stocking hat on, long hair hanging out of it
>I'm on the smallish/manlet size
>walking back from my girlfriend's house at midnight
>blueballed again
>car pulls up and asks if I want a ride
>thought it was a neighbor so jump in
>he asks where I live, realize it isn't who I thought
>give him directions but stop about a half block from my house
>he says "would you like to thank me for the ride" while fishing his cock out of his pants
>always been curious so lean over and put it in my mouth
>suck his cock while he's saying "yeah girl, that feels nice"
>I'm holding my hat on with one hand since I don't want his to realize I'm a guy and get the crap beat out of me
>he starts jerking off while I'm blowing him and eventually cums in my mouth
>I just let it dribble back out over his cock and hand
>jump out of the car and run to my house
>only cock I ever sucked
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>>693278410
my boy makes a better girl than his sister. But then shes a bull dyke so I make a better girl than her lol
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>>693278464
Fuck that's hot.
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>>693278473
Lmao. His sister is the spitting image of him. Both highly athletic, same hair and eye color, same height. The only difference is she does ballet and fucks a hockey player, and he paints and fucks me. Plus he games, which is a bonus.
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>>693271120
cont cont cont!
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>>693277152
Tell him to buy you a 12 month subscription to Xbox live and send the code to my kik or snapchat

Kik is the image
Snapchat is jamesloli
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>>693278818
Nice. He is into his /tg/ stuff, art, games and he jogs. I'm a lucky guy
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Sucked dick, crossdressed and attention whored here, fucked my ass in fron of a cam for a few dozen guys and the last week I've been in a gay/trans cam room every day.
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>girlfriend out of town
>always had gay fantasies
>had a few beers
>on the way home went to gay sauna
>stripped down to nothing but towel, walked around the place for a while sussing out the situation
>felt kinda awkward, was worried I had made a huge mistake
>went in a dark room, so a guy getting fucked in the ass, and another guy on his knees sucking off two fat old men
>joined them and jerked the two old guys off for a while
>left, went to a hot tub
>there were four guys in there, two busy kissing in the corner, another kinda good looking dude but giving off a creepy vibe, the final one just kinda average
>good looking guy stands up to reveal a huge cock and leaves the hot tub
>make eye contact with the average dude a couple of times
>now or never
>"do you wanna do like what those guys are doing?"
>"sure"
>all of a sudden I am making out with a dude
>wtf I am actually enjoying this
>kiss him for like 5 minutes, start feeling his body with my hands
>grab his cock and start jerking him off
>he stands up and I suck him for a while
>sucking cock is much more difficult than it looks in porn, I started gagging a lot and couldn't really deep throat
>enjoying it anyway
>we swap positions
>he could suck dick like a champ, I face fucked him for about 15 minutes
>told him I was about to cum, so he stopped sucking because I guess he didn't want me to cum in his mouth
>that kinda threw me off so I didn't cum and then kinda lost the urge to wanna do so
>kiss him for another 5 minutes or so and then leave
>on the way home go to a brothel and get my cock sucked and fuck a Bulgarian hooker (woman)
>it was awesome
>decide I've had enough gay and don't wanna do it again

the end
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>>693277873
moar?
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>>693279275
which one? I ask cause i wanna go on it
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>>693279141
Are we fucking the same guy?! Mine plays warhammer, warmachine, and cav. Runs and paints.
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Fucked some trannys got fucked by a couple

Recently kissed a male whilst extremely wasted and wanted to literally die

Since then I been trying to do less of this shit in real life and just stick to porn as I learn from my mistakes of trying to make porn a reality
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>>693279275
Oh and I'll probably meet up with some of those guys in the future for a fun time. No homo.

>>693279335
I'd rather not post it on /b/, it's a pretty small community and pretty comfortable. It once was a bigger thing, you can probably dig it up in the archive (/b/ still has one right?).
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>>693279351
I hope not. Warhammer, DnD and bolt action are my boys games of choice. He plays weeb shit on the PS4 which I have no clue about

If we are we should spitroast him hard and dry that will teach him. Kerosene enema too
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let my roommate at a summer camp play with my cock and jerk me off while i pretended to be asleep

once considered fuckign a tranny, didnt do it


my brother and i used to jerk off in the same room together but always with the lgihts off
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>>693268091
I want to fuck my best friend in the ass
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ITT: Bros being bros.
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>>693279691
I hope I'm ur best friend ;P

try the ol' no homo routine
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>>693279755
dubs gets dick
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>>693268091
Sucked twice, swallowed once, frot, handjobs...3,5 yrs in relationship with same girl. Little to no regrets.
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Let my balls touch another guys and enjoy it....

But seriously, I'm bi, had a boyfriend and a couple gay fwbs. So made out, exchanged hjs, bjs, frot, anal (I'm a top. Tried bottoming but it wasn't for me).
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>>693268091
got spitroasted by two trannies
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>>693280158
did u sniff them?
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>>693268091
I fucked a dude in the middle of a public horsing trail...
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i sucked a guy's cock on his car a couple of days ago because he ordered me to
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Only jack off to trap and tranny porn can't watch normal porn cause I can't stand women
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>>693277873
is there more?
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>>693280158
>>693280207
did u sniff them?!?!
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>Be me in a play
>It's a musical
>I'm bisexual
>Get talking with this extra behind the scenes(I was a main character)
>He's a short asian dude(He was like... 4'11'' born in Vietnam)
>Get talking
>During our like 3rd conversation ever he sends
> "Not to be forward, but I wanna blow you."
>I was a virgin at the time... So I jump in.
>Week or two pass and we hook up.
>I go to his house(He lived with identical twin brother)
>We go into the closet when his brother in room
>Cuz why the fuck not
>He sucks my dick for like a minute...ME ROCK HARD
>Didn't cum... Brother wanted food so we stopped
>I go with bf to go get subway.
>Come back it's late at night.
>We go to the pool...
>I finish him off in the pool with my hand...
>I get nothing...

CONT
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>>693268091
Got a guy coming round in an hour for some mutual sucking. Looking forward to a hard cock to suck on and a load to swallow. He wants me to Fuck his mouth and cum in his mouth too.
Dis gun b gud.
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>>693280900
make sure he isn't carrying a knife to stab you in the throat and dismember you with wouldn't want that
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>>693280797
>More days pass
>I come over again
> Brother there again... FML
> When brother isn't in room I finish him again(Me=total sub here...)
>I haven't came in days...
>His first time doing this.
>My first time with a guy
>Hours pass we go out behind the appartments he's living at(To get away from twin)
>He FINALLY sucks my dick again.
>I cum HARD in his mouth...
>He doesn't stop slobbering on the diddly
>I have to pry his head off of my dick, I couldn't take it.
>We make out a few more times.
>He leaves my neck all kinds of fucked up with hickeys and shit.
>I go home to parent(Yea yea, still live with them, I was 18)
>Mother laughs "Seems you two had fun"
>Mother is totally chill.
>Mother goes and buys boxes of condoms.
>This happens for a few months
>Then we fuck in the woods next to a Horsing trail.
>I wanted him to fug me, but there were complications and shit(He's an asian... figure it out yourself.)
>I fuck him, didn't cum in him.
>I finish in his mouth... Yea...

THE END.

Can screencap texts and shit for those who don't believe it...

ALSO That was a while ago, he's a little bitch faggot fuck.
>I'm still salty about that little shithole
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>>693281337
>I'm still salty about that little shithole

pooped during fucks?
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>>693281337
Don't believe you.
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>>693281483
Yes, he forgot to clean once...
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>>693281483
No... But was a pretentious asshole who became a hyper feminist... SOOOOO fuck that shit.
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>>693281612
NOT ME
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>>693281337
seemed like there would be a twist, like his bro would swap places, or you'd get spitroasted by the pair. But that was pretty damn hot and fun. You are over apologizing or over explaining motives or situations, everything sounds fine, not like anyone here has right to judge you.
also, the mom bit was really cute, it's nice to hear about that side of things
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>>693281612
>>693281673
>>693281703
EW!!! POOFUCKS!!!!

BLLEEEEERRRGGGHHH

Also feminists are gayfags
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>>693268927
I do this too
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>>693281800
My mom was a lesbian for a long time xD SO she's chill with shit MOST of the time.

And Nah... His bro was a complete asshole who couldn't stand me.

I mean... It'd be a funny twist and shit, but... nah... It was like... a year ago so.. EH.

But he became a hardcore TUMBLR feminist/sjw... thinking oppression and shit... White privilage and I was opressing his asian self... so FUCK THAT.
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>>693268091
getting srs in around 2 months
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>>693281056
I'll be sure to check.
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I've been pounded in the bum a few times. Swallowed a guys load. Shaved my butt and well yea ive gayed hard
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>interested in experimenting with a guy
>start chatting with a guy.
>he rents a room, I live with roommates so actually getting together is difficult
>meet him at a park. we chat, have a good time, talk about what we'd do if we got together alone
>that night he emails me saying he should have kissed me. that would have been nice
>meet again at same park
>walk on trail. it's out of sight but not totally seclude
>when I think we can't be seen I grab him and kiss him
>we start making out like school kids
>I reach into his shorts and grab his cock and start stroking
>he's super passionate now
>he stops kissing and buries his head into my chest, tenses up and blows his load
>just stand there for a minute, cum dripping off my hand, down his leg
>looks up and he has a look of regret on his face
>turns and leaves
>doesn't respond to my texts/emails
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>>693279953
that was an unexpected and very pleasant surprise!
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>>693281562
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>>693282221
I want that too
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My friend and I used to masturbate together with toys... and we got to touching one another sometimes too.
I miss that.
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>>693282475
>facebook
>windows 10
>minecraft on taskbar
Neck yourself
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>>693281991
Ah, she has experience, that makes sense. But was also meaning that it was cute about her teasing you about the hickeys but then also going to the other side of the mom scale and making sure you were being safe.

aww.
damn the rest of that really sucks
people can be so damn good, but also really fucking stupid, he will likely regret that shit in a couple years, the sjw BS
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Went on dates woth other guys.

Always end in failure
>tfw adorable but kissless gay virgin
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Jerked off with male cousin in the same room. And drunk kissed my dude friend. Both times it felt weird as fuck and I didn't like it at all.
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>>693282475
that only raises further questions!
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>>693282685
I hope so. Stupid shit SJWs believe... How he was stolen from vietnam and shit.
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>>693282534
Have u ever been with a guy. Do you have a dildo? It's so hot
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>>693282475
ABP is shit, use uBlock origin
Utorrent is shit, and spies, use deluge
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>>693281562
Is this proof enough?
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>>693282826
Eh, ABP does what I need it to do.

And Utorrent is shit, but I never use it. It's up just to seed shit for people in the BG
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>>693282826
Meh, 2.2.1 master race. Don't forget uMatrix for Chrome, most important addon.
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>>693282779
LIKE WHAT?
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I fucked OP's dad
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>>693282911
ask him for a nasty poofuck
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>>693268597
>not using your hands to stroke two of them while your holes are getting filled

fagit

>>693268091
Been shared with 8 guys in the span of one evening
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>>693282670
Mah m8.

I have fun in MC. My computer's full on touchscreen and shit. So I needed windows 10, it's not that bad.

And fuck you, MC's fine. I play on modded shit. Fucking not as weebish as I seem...
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>>693283248
>and so OP was born
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>>693283299
Nah. I refust to talk to his feminist ass... It never goes well. He's a hardcore "FUCK THE OPRESSIVE STRAIT WHITES!!! FUCKING STRAIT SCUM!!! FUCKING WHITE ASS!!! I'M ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY WHITES, FUCKING REDNECKVILLE" Shit like that... SOOOOoooo No.
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>>693268091
joined this thread ,just so i could write this comment
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>>693282774
Looking for love '^'
I crossdress n shit
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>>693283348
pic is you minecraft poopeater
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got drunk and madeout with a guy
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Got drunk and bet my bi buddy he wouldn't kiss me. He leans in for a peck like kiss and I go full metal jacket gay like he was the rifle and I was Pvt.Pyle in the bathroom. Pic related its me and him.
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>>693283629
kek
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>>693283571
Yea... Uh NO. Not even close. xD

I've got a strong jaw line, decent ass hair(Though it's been called faggoty... I wonder why) And I'm an adult... Not a dweeb, I just think MC is a fun game. Been playing it for 5 years now, and it's still not dull, unlike most of the more recent games I've been playing.
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i spy cam my mom and share what i get with my two best friends. when we watch the videos together we stroke ourselves. not each other though. just ourselves. not gonna lie. it's a pretty cool turn on for me seeing them.
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>>693283569
ooh I'll step on your willy if u wnt
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>>693283754
Ah right. This is you then
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>>693283775
No.. That sounds unloving.
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>>693284111
Eh, Take the two pics and find a middle point them and BINGO xD
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>>693283245
Like "before you can't cum anymore" maybe??
>>693283348
>>693283754
getting defensive about the game doesn't help.
also they're pretty blatantly shitposting
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>>693284157
squash the head under my heel......;P

or give you a pat on the head and kiss your tummy w/e pal
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>>693284289
Oh, I THINK that pic was after like a little while of meeting up and shit. I had mentioned that you can't just keep sucking and that was his responce.
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>>693283733
Does it help that I finished a bottle of patron first? Also I'm in the military so it a broship kiss.
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kissed some of my friends when we were drunk as fuck, but everyone is cool about it
but:

>be 16
>best friend and me with serveral others at a birthday party in a house in the woods
>both drunk as fuck
>says he has to piss
>same for me
>go out of the house into the woods
>talk about stupid stuff
>suddenly he grabs my dick
>plays with it
>I always imagined about making out n stuff wit him
>isthisreallyhappening.bat
>grab is dick, stroke it
>suck it, he blews his load in my mouth
>strange feeling but hot as fuck
>went back to the party to drink

Noone ever told, we never spoke about it, still we are very good friends (thats 8 years ago), we party together every weekend. He also grabbed my dick about 7 months ago on a party (we were under a blanket because our partying room was cold as fuck), I'd let him fuck my ass.

I also remember that his cock smells like a balloon, kek.
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>>693284180
kek Im teasing bae
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>>693284331
Pat on head and kiss tummy plz.
Also read me a bed time story and I'll let you be big spoon.
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>>693284418
How much DID he make you cum before you couldn't anymore? :P
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>>693284544
imma be big spoon either way. Loving but dominant
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>>693283348
Why would you buy a computer like that? Also minecraft and facebook still are not excusable.
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>>693284675
About... all of 5 seconds after I came and had to PRY HIM OFF OF MY DICK BECAUSE I COULDN'T TAKE IT.
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>>693283629
great, that's the mental image I wanted stuck in my head, wonderful.
Dammit, now I need to go watch that movie again
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>>693284757
My ideal partner
>the sad feel when no such people exist irl
>tfw im cuddling a body pillow and not a person
>at least its not some weeb ass minecraft anime pillow
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>>693284812
Was he a bit of a cumwhore then?
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>>693284793
Eh, facebook NOPE. BUT I think that MC is still justifiable. It's just that i have nothing else to play that's free(I play like 5 games because they are all I have) MC just has the most replay ability.
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>>693283754
Decent-ass hair,
or
Decent ass-hair??
:^)
>>693284418
ok that makes a bit more sense, along with him not letting go after cumming
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>>693284916
>at least its not some weeb ass minecraft anime pillow

Yeah I just use an old beat up pillow. Shit sucks man. You in UK?
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>>693284959
I think it'd depend on how you describe that. I mean, They swallowed every time... every drop... And kept trying for more... BUT I wasn't ever able to finish on his face either because of his brother or being IN PUBLIC and trying to hide xD

BUT We did have all kinds of weird sex whilst it lasted... Eh, oh well.
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>>693284916
ideals are not reality, you're going to have a meh time, most of the time.
but still das really cute and iktf
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I've let two dudes blow me. I feel real gross about it though.
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>>693284880
You're mighty welcome friend! I hope you see his blood splatter and imagine my balls draining through the hole.
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>>693285157
I'd say swallowing every drop of cum and trying for more while in public definitely classes as a cumwhore.

He ever suck you on a bus?
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>>693285044
xD
I mean... Both? That was one thing I was jealous of him being asian... It's COMPLETELY hairless... ass and all... No need to shave that shit or anything! Shaving your ass sucks...
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>>693268091
I got hard by watching a trap webm.
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>>693285169
Let meh show you what i got last weekend
Destiny plusheh from finding dory.

Best impulse buy ever. Im still littling out over it
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>>693285367
mmmm you like? Yes you do ;d
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>>693285255
Nah, we never did anything on a bus. I've had a car. and no car sex with him.

Me and an ex girlfriend had car sex in the parking ground for a fair though. I mean... all kinds... Like 69 in the back seat... BUT that's over too. FML My sex life just isn't as stable as I want it to be.
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>>693285500
Where in public did he suck you?

Also nice dubdubs
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>>693284439
>Also I'm in the military so it a broship kiss.
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>>693285567
Outside of the appartment complex, in a public pool to the same complex, horsing trail, in the closet OF HIS BROTHER'S ROOM with his brother in there... "just for funzies"
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>>693285576
I like to think I'm straight but I'd be a fuckin liar if I said I didn't want to actually have him be the first dude I kissed.
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>>693285418
That term. I know it, I know it very well
and that is a beyond perfect acquisition, I have a few plushes hidden away for when I get in that mode as well, but they are not as good as yours by far
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>>693285692
That's fucking hot. Ever get caught?

(Also fuck you for making me even more cum hungry)
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>>693268091
sucked a 12 friend's dick in a locker room bath while i was 14
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>>693285933
I used to have a ton of plushies when i still lived with my mom but she made me throw them all out. Im rebuilding now.

>tfw im a little
>but every guy i meet rewquires me to be dom
>mentally exhausting
>tfw i somehow attract these social retards
I do the planning and the meeting and then after first date
>lol its not gonna work out anon, cya
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Be 14 and lured in by a pedo and abused for years. Nearly ten years later now.
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>>693285934
Didn't get caught BUT fun was ruined in the closet one after having to go get subway... I had probably the worst blueballs ever... I mean Imagine it... getting SO CLOSE to cumming and then their IDENTICAL TWIN says "Alright you two, I'm hungry. We're going to subway" and we have to STOP and go to subway... And so much of this happened... after one time I had that happen I got home jerked it... and I SHIT YOU NOT, 100% serious I came and it shot like 5 feet to the other side of the room... It was fucking crazy... I felt like spider-man.

OH and there was the time in TOYS R US(We were looking at games and dorky shit) and he just "Casually" bends down and starts grinding on my dick through my pants... then when I get rock hard he gets behind me and just GENTLY rubs it... just to tease me IN PUBLIC AGAIN... I had to wait like 10 hours to even jack off after that...

And XD You're welcome!
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>>693286342
Get on fetlife or something and say you're a little
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>>693285692
I would judge you, but have also done weird taunting stuff, but in my case I put people in the closet so I could fuck another, not my best moment.
Horsing trail sounds like an interesting story tho
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>>693286430
One friend request
From nasty ass fat guy
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>>693286342
>but she made me throw them all out

whys that? Thought you were being too bloody gay?
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>>693286583
mmmm hot
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>>693286587
Hey baby boy, daddy here wants you to get down on my bare lap so i can lick your neck and nibble on your ear as I whisper nasty things that will make your dick shrivel up and recede into your body.

Then you'll have a proper pussy hole for daddy's little surprise. I'll kiss you down your chest to your new pussy and slide one of my self-greased fat fingers into your tender asshole while my tongues teases your fresh new entrance.
We'll have to tuck that cute little ballsac back so it doesnt look like a big chinned cyclops.

Then I'll gently fuck your brand new girl-hole until I cream inside you.
The best part will be seeing if your cock comes back out covered in slimey cum or if it's stuck in there from my dried cum.

As you cry I'll jerk you off until your leaking a sad and pathetic orgasm and kiss you good night.
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>>693286393
Oh wow, that musta been tough.

If it was me with you in the closet I'd never do that to you~ I'd tell him to wait 5 minutes :P

And in the toy store, I'd drag you to the nearest toilet~
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>>693286520
Eh it would be BUT it wasn't very much anything. I mean, it was the middle of redneckville, we go out there, slightly off the trail(HEAVILLY WOODED) fuck... and get my mouth cummed in for the first time... that was fun... xD But like the thrill was it was a horsing trail, and often used for hunting... and here are two dudes fucking in the woods... we could have gotten shot or some shit... BUT it was a bit fun to have the danger part to it.
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>>693286344
And you still go back?
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>>693286719
Jack black?
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>>693286719
need new pasta
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Lee.Lh (thats my kik im a 14 yo Boy im Bi) i also send pics
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>>693286805
Nah. Been free for years. Well adjusted. No idea what happened to the guy, He'll get whats coming.
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>>693286818
Winter soldier
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Almost got a sex change
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>>693286690
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>>693286982
Story?
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>>693286342
>made me throw them all out
like that's going to solve anything. while it's good to cycle, throw out some old stuff, look forward to new, being purged of items doesn't do a damn thing, reminds me of when my friend made me burn r34 printouts when we were in middle school

And yeah, I'd prefer to be little as well, but really, just finding mostly sane/ not cringy-autisms people with similar interests is hard enough, that usually will end up having to take the dom role too.
there should be some rule for being able to swap roles every now and then at the very least. but yeah sounds like you've tried harder than I have at this, really sucks you've had such bad rolls of the dice, but if you do keep at it, something tells me you will land proper results, you're paying for your education hard, but it will pay out.
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>>693286992
rofl are you sure hes not dead?
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>>693286992
that pic look almost intentional in focusing on them being over-large, like.. why?
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Someone make a new thread!
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>>693287561
bear culture

sadly though the bear culture has been hijacked by whales
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What state ?
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>>693287264
Story time
>be me
>couple weeks ago, trying to work my sites again
>meet hot blonde 6'4 athletic guy
>date
>hes perfect
>sorry anon, you're not into rock climbing
>its my passion
>we wouldnt work out
>he treated me all the ways i want to be treated
>i was kind and courteous
>-
>nother week
>meet guy
>he live in X
>keeps suggesting to meet places that arent near X
>keeps bailing on dates
>stops talking to me
>-
>weeks before first guy
>meet faggot at notittykitty.tumblr.com
>he wants a dom
>i can do that (switch at this time still)
>turns me into a sub
>leech drama
>cut off connections with him
>his tumblr post, days later
>wish i[him] was dead
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>>693287763
we're not at image cap or reply cap though
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>>693287919
>his tumblr post, days later

what was the post?
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>>693287919
Oh right and i met some guy who claimed he has loads of free time.
I told him im sick of sacrificing my time for others. He says its fine but he can only meet during the daytime, when i sleep.cuz he looks after his nephew.
Liars though. Gotta love em.
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>>693288155
He wished he was dead.
When his parents threatened to kick him out he did the same shit then went on anti depressants

You can pretty much troll him by telling him to face reality.
The prospect of it is equivalent to calling a fat feminist fat
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>>693288103
We seem to be running pretty close though...
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>>693288380
ahh right I thought you meant you wished he was dead cause like his tumblr post was him exposing you or talking about you w/e

Ah yeah I've spoken to you before about the guy
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