Hey /b/
What's this brown spot on my dick? It's been weirding me out my entire life.
>>693266395
holy fucking shit
>>693266395
necrosis. cut it off beford that shit spreads!
>>693266395
That's a shark
>>693266449
Is the spot that bad?
>>693266395
I believe you mean, what is that alien creature with a brown spot on it that replaced my dick.
>>693266556
no, fool, your circumcision is what he's more worried about.
this has to be fake.
>>693266395
jesus fuck, were you burned when you came out of the womb, your foreskin is fucking melted onto your tip
>>693266785
It's real, I'll time stamp if I have to
>>693266785
no way this can be fake
>>693266785
>>693266449
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>>693266657
lmfao
old pic is old.
Great fucking bait op, hahahaha
>>693266873
Do it. No balls
Ladies and gentlemen: Circumcision
OP is a zombie
>>693266395
It's a kiwi
>>693266395
cut it off. burn the remains
>>693266785
>circumcision
>dick clearly deformed
>not circumcised
i found a pic of OP
The pic was not old, it was taken specifically for this thread. I honesty want to know about the brown spot. The Circumcision bit is something I already know about
>>693266873
If you do, and it's the same, it would be the best, and only, deliver /b has seen in a long while
>>693267302
>dick clearly circumcised
>>693266449
A bag of doritos..
Christ
>>693267365
what the fuck is this though
can you put yur finger through there
>>693267365
oh fuck
>>693267365
Ok. Wtf is that hole on your dick.. you've gotta be trolling if you're worried about the freckle and not that.
>>693267556
boi you got Hitler dick
>>693267365
OMFG dude i would kill myself no joke. That sucks i feel for you anon may god have mercy on your soul your dick went full retard.
>>693267302
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>>693267365
All retards looks like either someone fuck ed up your circumcision or tried to undo it. They used skin from another part of your body, to fix it, that brown spot is most likely a birth mark that would a been on ur leg or ass
>>693267556
Only the tip of my pinkie. It's a bunch of skin bridges that formed after a botched circumcision I received as a baby
>>693266395
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nuPLRqn5Be4
>>693267365
it's a freckle
but seriously sue whoever did that circumcision
t.dermatologist
>>693266926
You, sir, are a dumbass kiwi>>693266395
>>693266873
>>693267365
>>693267556
>>693267667
I'd fucking kill my parents or make them pay for a better one. Anon start a go find me this instant.
> you're a brave man
screencap somebody
>>693267808
Why? I'm not a YouTube camwhore, I have no reason to start a go fund me. Plus, no one would donate to this. I know I wouldn't
jesus go to a surgeon or something, fucking sick cults slicing childrens genitals, fuck religion
That's not a dick. It's an inside out cunt.
Jesus fucking christ
sharpie in hole or gfto
>>693266395
>cut is better
Lel
>>693267365
The left part of your dick though.. that is a fucking hole. Are you telling us that this is NOT a disease or weird injury and it's just a botched circumcision? That is the most botched I've ever seen if so
It looks like someone chopped the helmet off and tried to make a new one with old stumpy.
>>693267896
This. Its a goldmine in here
show the underside. if anything you have an interesting specimen... the spot is ok, is it getting larger?
>>693266395
requesting pic of this side
what the fuck
>>693266395
>>693266873
>>693267365
More people need to see this, OP is not a fag and delivered
>>693268310
show us a 360 degree view of your dick!!!
Not a dick expert but that shit aint normal
>>693268352
OH GOD WHAT
>>693268310
thats just the side of the head probably
>>693268352
WHATTHEFUCKISTHATSHIT IM OUT
OP does it hurt to wank your swiss pecker?
>>693268310
that doesnt look healthy i wanna see this too
>>693268352
DAWG
4chan legend in the making
>>693268352
run a string through all the holes like you were weaving it through and hang upside from your dick!
>>693266395
I cringed because your dick looks like something from the Alien movies. Cut it off before it spreads.
>>693266395
Fuck dude it looks like your fucking foreskin fused to the head.
>>693268352
What an abomination.
>>693268352
Mate go to the doctor before a girl sees that tho. Just being helpful
Dude. On some real shit, your dick just made you 4Chan famous. all angles of your dick pics requested
>>693268352
show us the huge whole you're putting the finger through please
>>693266395
dude have you been cutted in somalia?
>>693268519
agreed. no girl is gonna want to go near that
Poor fucker OP, sue the fuckers who circumcised you and got you circumcised in the first place.
USA, not even once. Oh and the spot is just a mark on your skin, don't worry about it.
>>693268352
>>693268310
>>693267365
>>693266395
Shiiit. Dude, have you had sex? (if this is really OP)
>>693266395
what the fuck happened to your dick? It makes me sick when i look at it and i like penor?
>>693268065
I don't own a sharpie, here's a mechanical pencil
pic of the side!!!
>>693268352
bro 360 view of your dick. I'm no dick doctor, are you putting your finger through the actual head of your penis? I'm uncut and that's not a foreskin.
>>693268710
holy fuck hahahahahahahhahahhahaha
>>693268710
>>693268710
what the fuck... it's like an unfinished foreskin
>>693268710
Omfg!!! Everyone better be screencapping this shit!
>>693268641
I have a circumcised cock but nothing like the pics or OP's.. Like all these are butchered, full of holes, What the fuck... I feel blessed..
>>693268791
what even
WTF
>>693268842
if i were OP i couldnt resist cutting the remaining skin attached with a scissor /razor blade
>>693268804
if you had a foreskin you wouldn't. I am uncut and it is very uncomfortable when I pull my foreskin back and walk around. I can only imagine how desensitized your penis is. I feel sorry for you. You will never know true pleasure.
>>693268804
Same man.
SOMEBODY SCREENCAP THIS
Did this just turn into a rekt thread? That cut rekt your dick, but god damn I can't stop looking
In this thread, OP was epicly brave.
I applaud you OP.
>>693268842
OP, sue the hospital who circumcised you, then go go professionally circumcised, that shit is fucked, any girl would freak the fuck out when she sees that
>>693268967
I'm sorry OP.
Just posting in this legendary thread. GSanchez
>>693268967
sue the hospital that did it to you, no matter how embarrassing it might be.
>>693269000
trips of truth
>>693268804
same here, I got snipped as a baby for medical reasons, every time I see these threads I sigh in relief that it's not me. I can even jack it without lube too, which is apparently unusual?
Do most cut fags not have enough skin to actually move back and forth normally? Mine is completely fine. I never even knew needing lube was a thing until recently.
>>693268449
It hurts to fap, get erections, and fuck(yes, women have indeed been on this. I just only fuck in the dark), I do not piss like Swiss cheese, but it always comes out sideways. Always
>>693269072
same here i was always confused by the other cut fags
>>693269072
yeah and it feels good man, it's like your own personal pussy pocket
>>693266395
the brown spot is a birthmark and totally normal. i have one on my glans.. which YOU DON"T EVEN HAVE
srsly.. go to a doc, that is one of the most deformed penises i have ever seen.
idgaf im glad im not cut
I have steadied my nerves... let's go. more.
>>693268710
JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY THATS HORRID
>JUST
Include me in the screen cap for r/4chan plox
I was feeling down about life. then I saw this thread. op is a legend. He is the holy (holey) penis.
>>693268352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-TMIqHGhVE
>>693266395
Dam that's bout the ugliest dick I've seen..That brown is shit from your BF's shit hole, FAGGOT
>>693268654
I am the op, and yea I have had sex. I just make sure the lights are out. Most girls notices it feels different in their mouth, but I avoid letting them see it with lights on
posting in this godtier thread
What the fuck am I looking at
>>693269072
yeah, I don't understand either. Their circumcision must have been fucked.
>>693269249
Holey penis. Name of this legend. Your dick will forever be remembered in the chan archives
>>693269101
Mate, it's broken.
Do you stand sideways to piss, or just angle your dick?
>inb4 sitdown wee
>>693268710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEmxJoBLKws
can i see a face pic of you? you prolly look okay
(include me in screencaps)
>mfw
>>693268922
I doubt it, I really don't care. It doesn't bother me one bit, this whole circumcised vs uncircumcised back and forth seem like a way to say my dick is better so I'm a better man. That's kinds gay and petty, the whole personal penis worship / fetishism.
>>693268842
>inb4 this is posted on /r/4chan
It's afraid.
Goddamn, holy penis guy is making this board great again
>>693269444
trips of truth
>>693269444
Kek'd and Chek'd.
posting to be in godtier thread
Dude you need to go see a doctor, that dick... man you poor bastard
include me in the screencap
>>693269382
I have to physically aim it
Go to the doctor dude.
Superlurk was here
>>693269385
I've posted several face pics on here, but never with my dick being shown. This is the one thread where I will not do that
>>693269101
>I do not piss like Swiss cheese, but it always comes out sideways. Always
>it always comes out sideways
>Always
>>693269249
This is me. I named the legend.
Holy Penis aka Holey Penis
>>693269666
confirmed Satan's dick!
>>693269666
>satan
>>693269000
This. The sharply bias American judicial system will probably get you enough money to pay for a hooker who's either blind or dumb enough not to care about sucking it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR PEEPEE!!!
I'm uncircumcised and this is the best day of my life.
holy fucking SHIT dude
THIS IS LEGENDARY Kashjndeoiasldas KEK
>>693267365
Dude, that's fucked.
so OP if you ever have a kid are you getting him cut?
i never thought i would be happy about my "properly" jew'd dick
R.I.P -Op's penis
It's like your dick went through the teleported machine in the fly Jesus fuck
>>693266395
How does that kind of next level shaft fuckery even happen? Like, how did the head and the shaft fuse like that?
It looks like an apprentice welder used your cock as a training canvas.
>>693269932
this is the thing that gets me about americans on 4chan, they all claim to hate jews but then try to defend that they were mutilated because of a primarily jewish tradition. people care about their dicks too much.
my condolences OP
>>693270026
Femanon spotted
Also God it's like a dick wearing a zombie Halloween costume
>>693268842
Dat dick is so freaky HR Geiger would get fucking nightmares from it
>>693270026
Not USA here, but it's not always a religious reason that they cut. For me personally it was apparently for health reasons as a baby I assume the skin was too tight or something, I've never asked. Neither of my parents are religious though, let alone Juden.
I am finally able to take erect Pics(just fapped before the start of thread so it was soft)
>>693269072
I'm cut, but, I have enough skin to move it to and fro until hard, I have vertical striation pattern around the shaft from the cut, my GF loves it she said that it feels awesome on her tongue, so whatever.
>>693270110
We need to serious start a Meme for the bravest penis I've ever seen. Reminds me of the hump back from 300
op i want to thank you from the bottom of my heart. i have been against circumcision since i knew what my parents had done to me, and frankly ive been laughed at by pretty much everyone ive expressed that concern to. i just want you to know, i am going to save these pictures of your horribly mutilated penis, and the next time someone tells me its not something to worry about? BAM LOOK AT THIS AND CRY. so uh, thanks man. your pain will help save my sons penis
How did you get those holes in there man? Piercing or were you born like that?
This is godtier. Absolutely no doubt. Holey penis, I salute your bravery. Only thing that can level up this god tier is a face and dick pic. I wouldn't even know what to call that tier.
>>693270102
no, i'm a guy. i'm just saying that americans can't seem to have a valid conversation about circumcision because it always comes down to "SHUT UP ANTEATER DICK" or "YEAH WELL I PERSONALLY LIKE MY DICK" no other people i've met have been to angry about their own penises. some of my australian friends are circumcised and they agree it's a bad thing, but shit happens.
>>693270244
literally every single baby has phimosis, the foreskin isn't MEANT to fully retract until puberty. that's one thing people don't seem to know.
>>693270246
oh my fucking god
im gonna go jerk off my uncut dick in remembrance of all you guys
>>693268055
>>693270246
that shit bout to rip wtf
>>693270293
immortal legend
>>693270246
It's like a mushroom or an orange in a turned out sock
>>693270246
Besides the Salvador Dali penis in the foreground, you have some nasty looking feet too.
Lankyfag detected.
OP you're a fucking goon
Sitting in your room just posting pictures of your holy dick
I thought it was a pig head with a wig
>>693270280
Umm...thanks?
>>693270287
Circumcision gone horrible wrong
Please , include me in screencap
Posting my thumbs in legendary thread
>>693270318
There are literally both long and short term medical benefits from not having foreskin that involve infection and disease control.
Cut has distinct medical benefits
Source: med student
>>693270246
Omg moar! This keeps getting better!
>>693266395
Fuck, yall got some of the ugliest dicks i've ever seen. No wonder yall are angry racist fucks.
>>693270427
Can't you just cut the skin holding the shaft and the head?
>>693270246
Find a razor blade and finish the job.
>>693270468
>Source:biased med student/liar
Post your cock.
>>693270468
and if i cut off my ears, i won't have to wash behind them anymore. so let me just go ahead and do that for my baby
>>693270427
Easily the best angle to look at that thing it's like your dicks Facebook angle
>>693270382
In a super pale skinny white guy, of course I have Boney feet. My hand could almost double as the Left 4 Dead box art as well. And my ribs are always visible
>>693270468
if you live in sub-saharan africa, where most studies about it are done, then yes. but to anybody in a first world country it doesn't matter. "it protects against HIV" isn't a valid excuse either, because so do condoms.
Was the doc that gave you the snip blind and tripping on mushrooms?
You're worthy of being a batman villain with such a thing
>>693270427
Just imagine, you more than likely had an old jewish man suck on your baby dick.
>>693270468
you are a dumbass. stop trying to justify your mutilation. its easy to pull back the foreskin and wash it.
Has anyone been lucky enough to put that swiss cheese of a dick in their mouth?
>>693270641
i think his penis would make a great scarecrow, doesnt even need the burlap sack
>>693270026
I don't defend it
Don't confuse me with one of those retards
I intend on doing what I can to prevent my sister from possibly doing it to her kid in the future
>>693270468
Yeah well i don't know where you stud but you're obviously either biased or retarded
>>693270737
jesus fucking christ
>>693270536
kek overseen shit here
>>693270641
That Jew nose was in the way when the Moley went to cut OP's boy... Those fucker's shorten everything dicks and books.
>>693270737
>money shot
For the sake of all that is holy, this needs archiving, history being made folks.
>>693270427
yeah, circumcisions are not meant to be done with a bread knife, staple remover or nail file.
>>693270519
This
I have never felt so adequate thanks anon
>>693270737
you know it would probably look pretty normal if you did manage to get a plastic surgeon to cut the skin bridges. you should look into that.
>>693270737
>>693266395
hey you two.... have you uh, ever had a blowjob? or has a woman ever seen it? what did they think?
>>693270313
OH GOOD GOD IT LOOKS SO FUCKING PAINFUL MY COCK IS WORRIED!
>>693266395
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>>693270246
>>693270313
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>>693270737
Good fucking lord OP. Just looking at this shit makes me feel like it's visually contagious and my dick is going to melt. Abandon thread
>>693270246
>ithurtstolive.exe
>>693266395
>Doctor, are you going to lunch? You've still got that circumcision you need to perform.
>Just have one of the interns do it...
>>693268710
I like how you can stick shit through it like a utility belt
>>693270941
too far
>>693267365
Fucking hell you should sue your Rabbi
>>693270714
I have had 5 girls blow me, and including Those 5, I've fucked 12 girls. Only one of them actually saw it in the light though. And her Exact respons was
"Wow, they really messed you up didn't they?"
Another girl who didn't get good look said "you know, your Dick feels very peculiar.....I really like it" as she was blowing me
>>693270737
Body Horror.
>>693270864
Same guy, he timestamped a pic earlier for us, that's why this thread is already immortalized
>>693270947
>excuse me sir, do you have a pen?
>yea, yea, give me just a sec to go to the bathroom
>what? i dont have time for that!
>FINE, fine, *zziiipp* here you go
>>693270246
>erect FAILlus
what the actual fuck
>>693270737
thats really depressing
>>693270493
Nigger b8
do you clean the holes with a quetip?
>>693270853
This
There's hope for that penis. Honestly, if I had the money and could verify that I wasn't being trolled, I'd straight up pay for the plastic surgery FOR YOU.
>>693271030
oh so is it the earlier pics are soft, and the later pic hard? am i really just that stupid??
i thought >>693270246
meant he was finally able to take them because he found a kindred penis
posting in already legendary thread!
set up a gofundme account for your dick surgery
>>693270993
That's a complicated sentence for someone with a mouthful of dick.
damn OP... are you nervous that girls will recoil in abject horror if they see it in the light after having blown you?
I mean i am nervous for you and them.
somebody make a collage
put me in the screencap pweez
>>693268352
I want off this ride
>>693269444
TOPKEK
OP im a femanon and i feel hurt by just looking at your skin bridge dick
OP needs skin from his knee graft on his dick
>>693271146
I literally said my I fapped before taking the first few pictures. So yes, the first couple were soft, then I was able to get hard again and I took more
>>693270864
hes answered before yeah he got brains off his gf while playing oblivion
>>693271146
>am i really just that stupid??
yes, you just went full retarded
go hero
>>693271114
Holy shit, why was i wondering the EXACT same thing? I was visualizing it and all.
I'm cut. I enjoy plenty of pleasure. Also, Pls r8.
>>693271309
at least it looks normal from this perspective
>>693271409
hey bro this isnt the place for your dick, unless its been horribly mutilated. if you put a couple staples in it i'll give you a rate tho
>>693271215
>>693271215
Well she actually pulled up and said every couple words individually. Kind of...like this....if you get....what I mean.
My biggest worry is that one will get her tongue stuck.
>>693271409
Not mutilated enough for this thread. Attack it with a fork or a lighter for a few mins then come back.
>>693271309
Circumsize yourself please.
Do it!
>>693271409
Yea horribly mutilated skin bridge dicks only
Jesus, OP!
I have hypospadias, the least severe case of it where the opening sits just below where it should be on the head of the penis, but it's something I've always been sort of self-conscious about it (once I learned that it wasn't normal).
But this? Fuck... I feel so much better.
>>693271409
But you'll never truly understand pleasure, because you dont have a foreskin all the sensitive nerves generally under the foreskin are deadened and aren't as sensitive. Sucks to be you.
>>693271409
Grog, this thread is about one dick, the bravest dick, the holey dick. Your post is like someone saying it's their bday, everyone comes to the party, then you say you're getting married. Its not about you man.
If trips or higher, OP has to cut the excess skin off and livestream it
>>693270246
what is she doing there anon?
I was here
what a wonderful day to be uncut
>>693270993
>mfw OP has had more women than me
>>693271340
No, I do not. I pull Nd let the shower water and soap flow through kind of like a sprinkler
>>693271631
what is that ?
Why won't OP respond to or acknowledge anyone suggesting he get this fixed? He answered most other questions, but no matter how many times someone suggests he visit a doctor, plastic surgeon, or finish it himself, he stays quiet about it.
>>693271550
Do you have to make sure that any girls you pick up don't have pierced tongues?
Someone screencap this please
>>693271793
he loves his glorious dick, let him be
>>693271708
It's weird to think of all the basic hygiene stuff other people must go through that I simply don't consider with my own body. Like, that's gotta be totally normal to you but to everyone else it's weird as shit
>>693271550
explanation ackmolleged
good god OP... restekp. you got balls of titanuim.
Do you have a name for it? I mean...
>>693271631
So my door has a window in it and I was too cheap to buy a curtain, so I put up a hello kitty blanket to cover it. On the bright side it glows when I turn the lights on, disturbing all who walk by