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is it safe to let a thai hooker suck your dick without a condom? would you?
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>>693249563

i fuck hookers bareback. no visible signs of stds, wounds, or blood = transmission risk too low to be worried about, life's too short.
people have no real ability to assess risk. they'll engage in activities daily that have a risk of death of 1/10,000 and obsess over and avoid like the plague other activities with a 1/1,000,000 risk.
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aids aren't transmitted through saliva
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>>693249563
If /b/ can roll dub twos... I will post this hotties contact info!>>693249563
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fairly safe. I wouldn't suck hers without one though
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>>693250124
>i fuck hookers bareback

X
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>>693249563
>thai

sorry i'm not gay
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>>693251046

We all know who Jazz Jennings is.
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>>693251401

only if they hide their adam's apple
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>>693251465
no we dont.

but we sure as hell dont give a shit
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>>693249563
>is it safe to let a thai
No it isn't
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yup , no biggie
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>>693251251

yup that's the traditional kneejerk reaction from people who don't understand the transmission risk for one-off vaginal sex f->m with an asympotmatic partner.

done it plenty of times, never caught anything. but on the other hand, i do actually check and know what i'm looking for.

could i catch something nasty? absolutely.
but i'd be far more likely to die on the drive to her place.
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>>693251401
Just do a package check brah.

I have buddies who have been to thailand and they say the average looking chicks are actually females and the super hot ones are the ladyboys
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>>693251872
>Just do a package check

that's gay nigga

Only way i'm doing a package check is to kick im in the cunt
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>>693249563
it's hard to transmit an std by oral sex - that's why you only hear about gay men having aids and not lesbians.
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>>693251542

I'd hit it
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>>693251806

>What is HPV?

Good luck with the warts, faggot
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>>693249563
No. No.
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>>693249563

It's not safe. At some point, you'll catch something. I've gotten Chlamydia twice, and I bag up pretty regularly. I don't bag up if I think they haven't eaten much dick, but I've still fucked up twice.

I'm over fucking hookers, for the most part. Just the odd Tijuana trip these days.
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>>693251542

You know, aside from the Adam's Apple, you can still tell from the subtle movements of her body that she was born a man. She moves a lot like a girl but there's just some things she can't help.
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>>693252359
That's pretty easy to check for though.
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>>693252465
>she
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>>693249563

welcome to AIDS, fagcuck!
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>>693251542
They don't want to hide it. Ladyboys carry themselves better than most thai women and they do make more money. It's that something about all the fun you can have with a girl minus the attitude. Plus, they are so good with a dick, having one to practice on...
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It's risky af you're gonna catch an std at some point bruh
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>>693252359

Once again, it's a matter of proper risk assessment. HPV is actually really easy to spot, and really hard to catch if not visible. Had a non-hooker girlfriend with it for 2 years, unprotected sex 3-4 times per week, and never caught it.
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>>693252913

As someone who fucked a post-op ladyboy, you're fucking crazy. Some guys love ladyboys, but the frankenpussies are a nightmare.

Ladyboys stay in their gogos. They aren't making the same amount of money as the top girls, but the top ladyboys make lots.

You aint been to Thailand, clearly. Talking out of your back pussy.
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>>693252913
>It's that something about all the fun you can have with a girl minus the attitude.
HAHA. No. Ladyboys are generally pretty fucked in the head.
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>>693253565
>Ladyboys are generally pretty fucked in the head.
That's basically saying what he said, just a woman minus the attitude.
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>>693251542
I'd hit it until he tried to rub my dick against his dick or he tries to get me to suck his dick
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this thread is full of degenerates
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>>693253875
this site is full of degenerates
ftfy
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>>693253857
i'm sure he'd kick your ass and force you to
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Never dick a darkie.
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>>693253931
welcome to /b/ where the threads are made up and the dubs dont matter
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>>693251806
You are literally just incredibly lucky. Not to mention, Asia doesn't have the same controls on the prostituion industry.
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>>693254179
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>>693252465
Side note girls can have Adam's apples
>Nicki minaj has one if i'm not mistaken
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>>693253661
No. That's not it at all. Either they're psychotic or they're complete queens with attitude in bucketfuls.

They're not your bros, they want to be women, so they act that way, even to the point of going too far.
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>>693250124
>lifes too short

but yea lets try to make it shorter

people with your mentality are morons
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>>693254318
Thats not helping your cause of girls can have adams apples, shes only a coupla operations from being the boy she was born as.
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>>693250124
>i fuck hookers bareback
>life's too short to worry
how the fuck is putting a condom on your fuckstick worrying about life? or does it give your erectile problems?
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>>693254328
Yep, this, a bloke I met travelling had his wallet, phone adn money stolen as he was rooting a ladyboy, when hes about to finish s/he rolls over, flaps his/her dick about and laughs at the horror in the dudes eyes as hes cumming unprotected into a ladyboys arse unknowingly.
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>>693251806
You're just an idiot. Good luck having aids
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>>693254636

This didn't happen.
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>>693250124
Idiotic.
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>>693250721
Herpes are
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it's not safe to get within 20 meters of someone from thailand without a fucking hazmat suit, OP. that place is herpes itself
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>>693254636
>her dick
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>>693250124
do they charge extra?
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>>693254826
No, I'm legit not joking. This guy did a walk of shame outta the girly bar, it happened in Sihanoukville, Cambodia. It took his mate 2 days to find out what happened. The guy returned home but his mate and another of them travelled onwards. I met them in Sihanoukville and then again a coupla weeks later in Saigon, Viet Nam.
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>>693251206
>hers
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>>693252465
stop trying to sound smart. if you didn't know she was a man you wouldn't even think twice about it.
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>>693254636
Rolls over as he pumps his asshole? Now how would that be physically possible you lying autist?
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>>693255376

No, man. It didn't. I lived in Sihanoukville a number of odd years back.

That type of story is so obviously bullshit. Almost never true. Something else went down. There wasn't some crazy ladyboy who flopped his cock out and started laughing at some dumb cunt fucking him in his back pussy. The shit being stolen is possible if the ladyboy wasn't attached to a club, but if they are, a visit to the mamasan would see that ladyboy killed for that shit.

I mean, maybe it's true. But, of course, it isn't.
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I hope not. I do plan on going to Dr Bj Salon ie. Blowjob Bar. Google it. You can prolly get other crap though like warts and the clap.
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>>693253209
>Talking out of your back pussy.
kek
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>>693249563
yes... just yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZjmliqhZ-c
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>>693249563
>thai hooker
suck her dick instead
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>>693250124
i like your style man, but at the same time, i didnt wear condom when i lost my virginity because i couldnt get it up out of nervousness, and got an std, kinda ruined my sex life from that point on.
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One time at a Filipino gogo bar brothel this one little Asian chick is grinding on my thigh while her friend has her hands up my shorts stroking my cock. Good times. This other girl keeps kissing me and running back and forth to and get us drinks, and we keep putting them back. After a while they pull the curtain for privacy, they take their tops off and ask which I want to bang for $10.00. Or do I want all three of them? Fuck it its Manila, and I still have the rest of the night, so I pick the one 19ish year old girl on my thigh and the others pout, take my ten dollars, and go get me a silver platter with three condoms and hot moist towels. Cutie strips and keeps grinding away.

I'm drinking my beers and playing with this girls pussy and she starts stroking my cock and putting in my condom. I'm getting pretty wobbly and need to piss but she's giving me head so I'm not going anywhere. I keep licking my fingers and rubbing her clit. I know, sick, she's a whore and all, but I'm also 80% shitfaced and horny.
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She's all, "why are you doing that for?"
"Because I want you wet when I fuck you"
"You don't need to do it."
"Shhhh... put it in your mouth"
So she's sucking me off, takes my shorts off, and I bang her right in the bar, fairly graphically compared to the casual blowjob in the booth next to me. You know. All over the booth, Pulling it out, putting it back in, stroking it, spitting on her pussy and rubbing it. Thumb up the ass. Real pornstar shit under the red strobe light.

Afterwards she's all cuddly and wants my mobile and hotel phone number (fuck that noise), and getting super jealous when I talk with the other dancers. I stumble to the pisser (port-a-potty in the parkade) and check my money to make sure she didn't rob me. Ok... I still have a few hundred dollars. I could do this 29 more times without hitting the bank machine.

I wobble back in to the dance bar and she runs up, all trying to be my new GF and I tell her to take it easy and give her $5.00 extra for something special. Lol. Fuck I'm a generous guy.

She's pouting now too, as I walk out of the bar into the streetlight and start stumbling down the street. Vendors and regular people are looking at me strange though. I look down at my khaki shorts and there is a huge blood streak up my leg and crotch where the chick was grinding me!!! My hands look like I just did home surgery. No clue what my face looks like!!! She was on her period the whole time!

True story. That one time I licked a Manila hookers period blood.
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>>693256111

This didn't happen.

Awkward thing to fantasize about.
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>>693251046
fuck her parents, her crazy suburban mom and her beta cuck dad
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>>693249563
I travel all over Asia for a major company and have for the past 20+ years. No, it's not safe. And not just Thailand. All Asian women available in any club are crawling with diseases. In general, Asian women are dirty with relatively low hygiene compared to most races, including niggers even. It's that bad. Most prostitutes in Asian countries will not even wash up between Johns.
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>>693255780
Mate, I am literally not lying. As this guy was fucking the ladyboy, someone snuck in and stole his money and phone. They ladyboy rolls over as he finishes and laughs at him. This actually happened, I am literally not joking.

>>693255732
I'm not sure, probably pulls out then s/he rolls over, my source is his mate, who was in the next room fucking an actual girl. So I don't know the minute details, as I wasn't there. But I'm actually not lying, and no matter how much disblief you both show, I know that I'm not lying.
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>>693256228

In most Thai whorehouses they literally take you to the shower first and you both wash. What...?
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>>693256213
No? Lol. Whatever pal.
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>>693256433
Having a shower isn't the same as waving a magic stick to get rid all STD's. The only similarity is that both will do nothing.
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>>693256228

This is bullshit. What the fuck is with this thread filled with lying faggots?

Thailand gogos that cater to whites and Nips force cleanliness checks. Places like Patts girls have to carry cards with the last time they got checked. Shit is weekly. Same almost everywhere.

Fucking niggers, man.

>>693256302

Alright, I mean, you weren't there, but maybe it did. Ladyboy robberies happen all the time.

>>693256463

10 dollars? No. It didn't. Your prices are fucking retarded and haven't been relevant for 20 years. Especially not Makati prices. I mean, there are places you can fuck for that, but those women literally have AIDS and you find them in cardboard boxes.

Your autismo story is cute, though.
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>>693256302
>>693256228
Dont listen to these faggots theyre just trolling. Asian wimins are fine
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The massage place we went to in Montreal, the chick showers with you after you cum on her tits. Good times. Oh yeah, and Manila happened.
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>>693256638
I personally have no doubt it happened. And Sihanoukville in particular feels less safe then any other city I've been in throughout Cambodia. The only place we got constantly harassed by corrupt police. Its a scuzzy sorta town.
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>>693249563
No and no
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>>693256638
Dude, you have your head up your ass. It's $20 if you want to take the chick out for the night and you pay the bar fine, it's $10 MAYBE $15 if you want to bang her inside the bar at the booth, fuck. And yeah Makati right downtown in Manila.
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>>693256673
Not trollin tho. Most are fine, but its still an unregulated industry, and won't be as safe as it is in a first world country. And there is way more ladyboys, because its really the only place where they are an accepted part of society in Asia.
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>>693251806
I've done lots of strange and just pee, and wash with soap and water after I cum.

No diseases yet.
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>>693253857
one for the team bro ... you wont even remember when you are passed out and bound to the bed and he rams his cock deep inside you
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>>693256833

It feels less safe because you don't know what is and isn't safe. You didn't spend much time in Cambodia, clearly. Especially if you bought that guy's story.

>>693256918

Nah nigger. It sure as fuck isn't 450 pesos. Which club was it? I'm in Manila at the end of the month. I'll check out your bullshit fag story on my way up to Angeles.

Or just shut the fuck up. You niggers yap too much.
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>>693249563
I've done it with 3 different girls from Nana Plaza
>Fucking = condom
>Blow job = no condom

They get regular health checks

Now the ones off the street are a different story...I wouldn't go near them
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>>693251806
You are aware if she has HIV she will look totally clean right? Hope you are getting checked routinely.
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>>693256948

>Prostitution in Thailand
>Unregulated

Nigger, go to bed.

>>693257245

Hey, a dude with legit info in the thread. Welcome.
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>>693257245
This. Always go to a proper bar or massage parlour. Streetwalkers are the fucking worst.

Massage parlours are the fucking bomb.
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>>693257204
This was in 2007, like I remember the fucking club name. In Sabang Beach you had to bar fine to take a girl out, though they just hung around the pool and bar in my hotel anyways.
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>>693257204
I heard the story weeks later when I was in Saigon. And over the past 4 years I've spent more then 2 in Cambodia. I've always thought Sihanoukville was the scummiest city in the country. You are a fucking retard. I have also heard stories from expats in Manila paying around 10-13 dollars for hookers.
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>>693257396
>implying Thailand is the only country in Asia
>also implying that regular health checks are as common as they are in a first world country
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>>693256433
>thai whorehouses
I'm not him, but you are either really inexperienced or an outright liar. I've never encountered that once and you are damn lucky to find one with even running water.

wtf are you talking about dipshit?

do you even thai?
maybe they take YOU there cuz you look like a piece of filth
y'ever consider that?

anyway >>693249563 that look like a whorehouse to you?

dipshit
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>>693257575
>>693257396
Not to mention, a prozzie in a First world country gets nowhere near as many customers.
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>>693250124
Youre a fucking idiot. You feel all "free" and shit, but oh man, life is gonna hit you hard.
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>>693257575
It depends on the bar/brothel. They won't get any business with dirty girls especially from tourists.
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>>693257465
Related note, my "tour guide" worked in one of the clubs in Sabang but stayed at the Robelle house hotel in Makati with me every day and night for 20.00. One night climbs in bed with me starts sucking my cock. I wake up at 1am and she's doing my laundry. Lol
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>>693251806
Have fun dying.
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>>693257474

You're one of the dumbest English teaching mother-fuckers I've ever run into.

You're the gullible fuck we all laugh at.

There's lots of you. Don't feel bad.

>>693257465

Manila, now Mindoro. Why are you still replying to me.

>>693257575

It isn't?
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>>693256638
Hey, faggot!
Stop samefagging.
We got your opinion the first, second and third time you posted it.
Run along now.

>thinking asian hookers are clean
>being this naive
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>>693257812

Nigger, flap your lips up some ladyboys tight chute and jog on.
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>>693256433
>>693256638
>>693256673
samefagging the fuck out of this thread

loser with an agenda detected
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>>693257741
How will that limit their business. Theres so many people coming and going that even with bad reviews, there will still be clueless people walking in the front door. Most STD's don't have very obvious symptoms. Not to mention, most people visiting are drunk or on their way to being drunk.
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>>693256213
This is exactly what SE Asia is like. Not saying he didn't make it up or not, but I certainly wouldn't doubt that it happened.
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>>693257671
You must go to some scuzzy back alley places, anon.

On Koh Samui, every massage parlour would ask if I wanted to shower before and then after the girl would always take me to the shower and wash with me.

I love massage parlours.

Even the bar girls I took back to my hotel room would shwoer first.
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>>693257935
Sex tourists and whoremongers go to places with recommendations. Plus there are a SHITLOAD of expats who are frequent visitors to these places.
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>>693257981

Not for those prices. Not since the peso was 65/1.

Easy to pick bullshit artists off. Details don't fit.

>>693258009

Soapies are the shit. This nigger knows what's good.
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I wouldnt worry about contracting an STD from an oriental. All the lead they live around kills off disease. Hell kills off just about damn well everything.
Also its impossible to get something from a cartoon woman in a land of make believe.
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>>693257781
I don't teach English moron. And I agree there is a fuckton of gullible English teaching expats. I am not one. You repeating that it didn't happen because you were there and know everyone involved and find yourself a good judge of the truth based on your own experiences are retarded. Fuck off chinga, go back to your rice paddy.
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>>693257981
It was what it was like when I was in the PI. 100%. And yes. Those prices.
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>>693258139
Although, there will always be a large contingent of 'while in Asia' clientele.
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>>693258009
wtf are you even talking about?
who the fuck even mentioned "whorehouses" and "massage parlors"???
Ops post was about picking up a hooker in a bar.

Stay on topic, or you are just shitposting. Are you so fucking dumb that you can't even read?
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>>693258273

Dude, why the fuck are you clinging to some knob's bar story? You're some backpacker that got harassed because he was dirty, and then you decided that other dirty guy's stories were legit.

I get it. You're tedious and dense as fuck. Jog on.
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>>693256638
10 dollars is not unbelievable. I went to a really nice place in Phuket. I forget what they are called but it's one of the places where they have all the girls in what they call "a fishbowl" and you choose the one you want. Anyways, felt high end to me and I paid 1000 baht which is like 30 bucks.
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>>693258152
You are such a faggot. Because you apparently got caught having to bar fine any chick you met? Hahahaha
What details?
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>>693249563
>>693251542
MOAR YTHAI TRAPS PLS
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>>693258428

Soapies.

Manila and Phuket are in different countries. Makati has been inflated for expats for over ten years. Almost totally dry now.

Also, 1000 baht. You were last there at least 6 years ago.

>>693258436

You tell some silly stories, little nig.
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>>693256098
HOLY SHIT. Are you me? This happened to me. Got Clymidia and had to fucking live with a burning dick for like a few weeks before I had the balls to tell my parents what had happened and they took me in to get checked up. Shit was FUCKED up.
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>>693258404
>who the fuck even mentioned "whorehouses"
The person I quoted, you fucking dolt.
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>>693258455
They're all so... average looking.
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>>693258416
What? I've lived in Cambodia for 2 years of the last 4, I ain't no backpacker faggot. Also, different anon that got harassed for bein dirty? What nigger?? To make it clear, I am this one

>>693255376
>>693254636
>>693255376
>>693256302
>>693256833
>>693257474
>>693258273
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>>693258640

Why the fuck would you tell your parents?

You get that shit treated in country. You find a white doctor through the grapevine, and you let your travel insurance pay for your "Urinary Tract Infection."

>>693258771

Shh. Take a shower so you don't get harassed by the big bad Khmer. You English teachers are about all the same.

If you've actually lived in Cambodia for two of the last four years, and you're not some poor outcast autismo, and you've been in PP, we've run into each other.

Of course, you're full of shit, so we haven't.
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>>693249563
>is it safe?
I don't know

>would you?
Yes
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Viet for the win.
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>>693254417
This
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>>693258974

She was probably more attractive in person. At least you're contributing to the thread.
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you guys are crazy.

I went to Thailand and fucked nothing but students and village girls that aren't bar hookers.

why risk it with the dirties?
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>>693258939
Yet again, I'm not an English teacher you cucked faggot. I visit PP every now and again, but I mostly live in either Battambang or Kampot.
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>>693258404
>who the fuck even mentioned "whorehouses"
the fucking poster he quoted you dumb fuck
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>>693259172
Yeast infection imminent
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>>693259096

Of course you do. You can stop obsessing over me, now.

Another hint you're dropping that you're full of shit. Saigon? Nigger, please.
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>>693259086
Convenience. Just wrap that shit up, don't use streetwalkers and only use reputable establishments.
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>come into this thread expecting good pictures, stories and advice
>just people shouting for no reason

Fucking hell
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>>693259277
What?? Saigon?? What the fuck is wrong with that? That's what its called.
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>>693259365
Yup. Everyone is an expert.
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>>693259086

>Village girls
>That aren't bar hookers

Hahaha

>Students

Hahahahaha

Sure.
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>>693259096
is PP Philpeans? excuse my speeling its late idgaf
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>>693259394

Not in the expat community. Maybe you are there. Get the fuck out and talk to people like a normal human being in the future. What the fuck is wrong with you.

>>693259485

PP is Phnom Penh, capital of Cambodia.
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>>693259485
Phnom Penh
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>>693259485
Its Phnomh Penh
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>>693259563
>sekrit club XD
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>>693251542
i know where i'm going on holiday next year
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>>693259563
I don't hang out with the expat community, they are a bunch of faggots. When I'm in Saigon I hang out with Viet, who generally call it Saigon. I'm just confused as to what your actual issue is? Why be such a colossal dickmuncher?
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>>693259639

It isn't secret. It's common knowledge, if you've actually been there and talked to people remotely normally.

If you knew, you'd know.

>>693259722

Pattaya, Thailand or Angeles City, Philippines.

Enjoy. First time's best.
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>>693258640
All you had to do was go to the health department and tell them that you need to be treated for chlamydia. They would have treated you right there for free.
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>>693256111
This screams of "this didn't happen"
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>>693259639
>>693259563
This, you are obviously an exclusive narcissistic faggot who thinks he's top shit. Get the dick outta ya arse, ya fuckwit
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>>693259767

Lol, autism. Of course you don't.

>Saigon

>>693259798

It didn't. Dude claimed Manila, then later claimed it happened in 2007 on a whole different Island, then claimed he was back in Manila. Motherfucker confused as fuck with his little fantasy.
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>>693250124
Well, that was the stupidest thing I've read all fucking day.
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>>693249563
>is it safe to let a thai hooker suck your dick without a condom?
Yes.

>would you?
I have.
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>>693251046
its that jazz girl that's trans you fuck wit
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>>693259961

There's a shitload of people like him. I'd say it's a full half of the ex pat scene that don't bag up, ever.

Scary, stupid shit.
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So I love this thread as Im going to Phuket in august. I wanna fuck at least one ladyboy (mental illnes, thanks /b/) and also just a regular hooker at some point

Dunnno, might aswell get those experiences done. In recap though, condom when fucking, no need when getting sucked, get one from a bar/ a place with a mamasan or smt
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>>693259798
>>693259919

Yes it did happen. You can ask the girl.
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>>693259772
>Pattaya, Thailand
HAHAHAHA. What a fucking joke you are.

Go to Pattaya if you want nothing but whores. There is NOTHING else there.

You can find sex industry anywhere tourists are. Don't go to Pattaya. It's a dump outside of the nightlife. Go to Phuket, Koh Samui, Koh Phangan, Bangkok, Chiang Mai and enjoy the ladies AND the country.
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>>693260077
Yep. Bring your own condoms. Local johnnies are too small.
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>>693259919
??? You are the exact reason I don't hang out with expats. You're a bunch of special snowflakes fags engaged in a continual circle jerk. The city is called Saigon by those who actually live there. You still haven't answered what your issue actually is.
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>>693259961

then clearly you're prepared to present evidence that the risk is actually high enough to worry about under the conditions specified?

or as i suspect, do you not hold a degree in the biological sciences, have not taken advanced statistical analysis courses, and have zero fucking clue what the actual transmission rate is and are talking out your uneducated ass?
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>>693260223
Just ignore him, dude.
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>>693260321
Yeah, you're right. Cheers for the reminder to not dig this hole any further.
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>>693260077

Don't go to Phuket. Go to Pattaya.

If you want the beaches, find a girl, get her out of the bar for a few days, and then take her out to the islands.

>>693260124

Islands close by. Also, Russian mafia. Also, yabba. Also, a vibrant ex pat community. Also, a good real estate market if you're looking to buy western standard.

Patts is the sex tourism destination. If you get tired, you go elsewhere.

>>693260223

I just called you out for being a faggot right off because you bought some bullshit story from some other faggot. Relax, nigger. Drop the autism. Be fucking normal.

Also, again, you think you're right, but all it will take for you to clear it up is to actually talk to someone. Like a normal person. Maybe get a few beers in you to get your nerve up.
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>>693260430
>Islands close by.
Even closer on the actual islands.

>mafia
Okay.

>ex pat
Who cares if you're only there for fucking for a week or so? If you want recommendations of good bars, you go on the ex pat forums and get the information there for the area you're visiting.

>real estate
enjoy getting screwed over
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>>693259919
Stop being sutch a biiiitch we get it you are >>da real lokal from murica fourchanner
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>>693260717

Walk into the Russian club on Walking Street. Fuck around in there. See what happens.

Why do people talk about what they don't know? It's like they're literally a nigger.

>>693260725

ur b8 so fr35h

So you feel more comfortable, autistic shut-ins that go to SE Asia to reinvent themselves is a real thing. Except, everyone making fun of you as you walk the street is in a different language. Oh, pom pui, so sexy!
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did somebody say trap?
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>>693260918
Why do faggots police the internet instead of be an adult
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>>693260918
>Walk into the Russian club on Walking Street. Fuck around in there. See what happens.

Who cares? You don't go whoring to cause shit.

Any other club or bar or parlour a foreigner causes trouble in will get their shit kicked by every thai in earshot too. Either that or they'll brain you with a pipe from the back of a moped as you're walking down the street from the bar.
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>>693260918
"real traveler" here, folks.
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>>693254636
>fucking a Thai hooker in ther ass

>not thinking it might be a boy

OK, I'll take fake stories from a fat lossless virgin for $500, Alex.
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>>693261272

Autism, shut your mouth.

>pls don't bully

Some people are just naturally weak.

>>693261280

You care. You commented on it, you dumb faggot. Stop smoking pot and having conversations.

>>693261381

One of the few actual people who've been around. Besides Kampot autist who doesn't spend time with ex-pats, and 2007 Mindoro Island 400 peso fuck-boy.
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>>693250124
Don't worry everyone is hating because they wish they were as bold as you.

Like these doritos.
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>>693260918
This is happening becouse you are being so much of a cunt about it
Ive been here since '05. We thrive off negitive reactions from butthurt fags to get a boner
The more you complain the more whip out thier dicks
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>>693261535
>You care. You commented on it.

I said okay. Like I acknowledged they existed.

You're such a fucking knob jockey, I swear to god.
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>>693261535

You normally walk around life this angry
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>>693258428
Explain the fishbowl thing?
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>>693251046
I bet she fucking dominates out in the field
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of course, why not?
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>>693256173
Dude.
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>>693261700

Yeah, you commented on it. Welcome to now, fag. It's been a while.

>>693261743

No anger, my nig.

>>693261767

Fish bowl happens in soapies, mostly. Some straight massage parlors, also. Girls behind glass, you point them out or pick by number.

Like the girls in a fish-bowl. Go enjoy it, man. First time's always the best.
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>no idea
>what's goin on
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Why has no one asked about murder rates? Experiences with crime watching people get wreaked and the gangs
The real man shit yakno?
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>>693261929
Explain soapies?
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>>693258741
Average? I would've gone for "fucking ugly as shit".
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>losers on the internet arguing about who knows more about hookers.

4chan folks
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>>693262418

Plastic mattress on bed, mattress on floor, depends. Shower, soap, both naked, she washes you, rubs naked body all over you, dick goes in mouth, dick goes in cunt. Soapie.

>>693262544

There's always faggots jealous.

Germany and Tijuana are nearby depending on where you are. Go visit. Don't be scared.
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>>693262418
>soapies
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=soapie
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>>693261488
He was drunk, she said she wanted to do it doggy, he went along with it. Not really that unfeasible.
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>>693262653
Arizona fag checking in, got money want to sex tour anywhere in Mexico good?/safe?
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>>693262826

Abso-fucking-lutely.

If you're just wanting sex tourism, you drive or fly into San Diego. You park on the US side of the border and walk over. You get a taxi to your, somewhere like Cascades which is attached to Hong Kong, which is the best club in Tjiuana. That's the only real good area anymore. Stay a couple nights. Go home.

If you are really interested, I can give you more detailed instructions.
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So I was thinking about moving to SE Asia. Any suggestions on where to live in general?
>Points for young tourists
>Points for places people would be jealous of me for living there
>Points for cheap
>Not gonna take away points for high-end thread related locations
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>>693263186

Depends on a bunch. You going to need to work? You going to want western accomodation? You want as much English speaking as possible? Is sex tourism and the bar girl/ex pat life most important? Is cost the most important? Is eco-tourism the most important? Do you actually want the culture?

Shit like that.
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>>693263084
>If you are really interested, I can give you more detailed instructions.

I would really appreciate it anon
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>>693263331
different anon with same interests, dont need to wok i got money all gud, do i want western accomidationd? you tell me idk, same for the english speaking question, sex tourism is a big deal yes please, cost? eh within reason im gud, culture meh just hairy asian box please and thx, sorry for misspelling/format/grammar, its late im tired
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>>693263084
I also wouldn't mind getting some detailed instructions, thanks anon
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is thread almost kill? it's been a minute
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>>693263331
Same anon with same interests,

>Work might be nice but not necessary
>Nothing fancy but a small apt with ac and a kitchen at least
>English would be great yah
>I want to enjoy my life while I'm there, so someplace I could make a few friends and have some fun, but I've been around before and had the cultural experience so don't care so much about that.

Mostly I want to live off about $500 USD a month in living expenses and Koh Samui seemed to have nice apts on the water for about $300-400 a month
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>>693263385

Fly into San Diego. Get an Uber to the San Ysidro (US side) and Tijuana border crossing. You can save some bones by going to a trolley stop and getting the Blue Line down to San Ysidro. The trolley stop is right where you want to be. Follow the crowd over the border crossing.

You get over the border, and you find a taxi. I walk up the hill, instead of going over the bridge, because I find the taxis line is less busy. Anyhow, it's five bucks. Ask to go to Hong Kong. Every taxi driver knows it, and it's always 5 dollars. You're going to an area called Zona Norte. I suggest staying in Cascades Hotel. It is attached to Hong Kong, which is the newest and best club, and it's right in the area you want to be. Get into a conversation with some white guy about prices at the bars. Someone will hand-hold you with that.

Taxis are easy to get outside of Hong Kong and Adelita. Tijuana is safer now than it's ever been, and even so, nobody really fucks with you if you aren't a belligerent, dirty, sloppy drunk. Maybe spend one of the days going to watch some Greyhound racing at Caliente's downtown.

If you want to do more, you can move down Baja, which is safe and beautiful. Each city generally has fantastic fishing, and at least a few bars to pick girls up.

You really should do it. Nothing to be afraid of.
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>>693264181
and I can get laid there?
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>>693263580

Each country has a bit of a different feel. If you have a bunch of money, I like Hong Kong. 30 floors of cooz, the Filipina maid parade on Sundays--but the working girls often aren't into white guys.

The two meccas in the region are Pattaya, Thailand and Angeles City, Philippines. If you're staying a long time, I'd get a long term rental. They are not difficult to find. But the sex-tourism in those cities is massive and the best in both countries. Bangkok is nice, also. Stay near Sukhumvit, soi 4 is where Nana Plaza is, which is the best area in the city for cooz. There are other decent places for sex--most Thai cities has a decent, but much smaller scene. Sihanoukville and Phnom Penh Cambodia have decent scenes. PP's is bigger. Vientiane, Laos has a wild west scene, but there's no English speaking. HCMC Vietnam is decent, but I wouldn't recommend it.

Anyhow, Patts or AC. Do a little research, maybe visit both, then decide.

Good luck. I'm jealous. First trips are always the best.

Don't fall in love.
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>>693264181
I'm in Tucson, I heard Agua Prieta is fun. any thoughts? I got dogs here with me can't bring them with and san diego is a bit far. They are old dogs would hate being boarded and too mean to hire someone to live with them while I am gone, they would probably fight each other/ and or bite whomever I paid to care for them. yadda yadda yadda a day trip to aqua prieta its only 2 hrs from me now and i want to get laid., have you ever been?
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>>693264181
This is great, thanks
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>>693264648
>-but the working girls often aren't into white guys
def want to avoid that, you say Manila is not where I want to be?

I heard Vietnam the whores love whiteys
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>>693264316

They're brothels, man. Strip clubs and brothels. There's about 15, but only 2 are really worth a shit. Hong Kong and Adelitas.

>>693264683

To be honest, I haven't hit anywhere but Baja and the major tourist destinations in Mexico. Not sure where to get information on this.

I would do a couple days just to get a taste. Friday and Saturday night. I might pay a handler to take care of them and get the trip out of my system.

But, I'm sure there's something at Agua Prieta. I'll do a little searching.
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>>693264930
thnx anon ya buddy here said hotel el cid in AP is fun, I like cocaine and hookers and he said I would like it, i love my dogs and they love me but god dam they are a responsibility for sure, mean old bastards but again i love them.
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>>693264827

Stay out of East Asia, then. Japan, China, and Hong Kong are out, then.

While I love the Philippines--it's my favorite country in the region, if you're there to be a sex tourist, you live in Angeles City. The monger scene in Manila is over-expensive for everything. Only reason to be in Manila is if you have to work while you're playing.

>>693264692

No worries. If you want to do it, it's worth doing. Fucking great trip. Lots of really good looking Latinas in the area, especially if you're into asses. I like petite, personally, and there's plenty of that to go around also.
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>>693265190
so the answer is Angeles City? they love whitey?
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>>693265181

You love the same shit I do. Cocaine is pretty simple to find in all the areas I've been. God bless man. Hope your trip south is excellent.

>>693265349

They all love whitey, but specifically love money. Pattaya or Angeles City are the two spots I would recommend if sex tourism is paramount.
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>>693265477
what if sex tourism is not paramount but for sure still needed, im not trying to fuck my dick off, just want to get a few good ideas , thx for your help
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>>693264020

Sorry I skipped you.

500 really isn't much, but it's doable.

I would say fuck off to Koh Samui and go to Phnom Penh. Less expensive, good ex pat community, lots of girls, plenty of established clubs.

Places in Philippines would be doable, also. Cebu is a good area and a nice scene, if English is most important.
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>>693265643

It's pretty much everywhere in Thailand. Personally, I'd choose Pattaya then, and then travel to other spots. Pretty much, open Trip Advisor, pick the destinations you're interested and go. Plus, Thailand is an easier spot to get to Cambodia, Lao, Burma, and Vietnam. If you're in the Phils everything will take a flight.
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>>693265850
whats the Phils?
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>>693265477
thx Anon God Bless
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>>693266345

Philippines, where Angeles City, Manila, and Cebu are.
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>>693266432
So either Phils or Thailand im sure I will figure it out thx for the 411 sir , how many SE asian whores have you banged? just curious
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>>693266614

A couple. Over a thousand whores, bar sluts, and gold diggers from all over the world, I would guess.

Enjoy your life man. It starts somewhere.
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>>693267196
do you live there permanantly? are you there now? how old are you? i think i love you no homo
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>>693251542
I'd fuck the holy living shit out that bitch, trap or no.
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what does ex-pat mean?
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>>693249563
Sucking yes, fucking no.

Fucked hookers in koh samui 10 years ago.

One of them without rubber. Got warts at my dick that have to be cauterised every 18 months.

>0/10 not worth
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>>693267311

I'm back in Southern California. Mid Thirties now. I'm married, being a responsible citizen. But I lived over "there" from 20 to my early thirties, from Eastern Europe, to Brazil, to India, to East Asia, to SE Asia.

I finally got most of it out of my system. I still get itches, but I fill that with trips to Tijuana when I go to sport's bet.

>>693267509

Ex Patriot. Someone who was a patriot to their birth country, but now is living elsewhere, like Thailand, so is an ex patriot, or ex pat.
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There is a big fucking problem with oral sex!

The majority of people use condoms for fucking, since being afraid of stds
like syphilis, chlamydia, HPV.

Still the majority doesnt use condoms for BJs, for two reasons:

1. Wrong sense of security.
Many actually think BJs are more save than vaginal intercourse.

2. BJs are already shit, condoms make it even worse.


Problem with stds is, that when it comes to mucous membrane where they can live in many parasites/fungii/bacteria dont give a shit where exactly on the body they are.

When a male with chlamydia cums into a womans (or mans) mouth, it will live itln the mouths mucous membranes.
The next guy who sticks his dick in there is as likely to contract tge chlamydia, as someone who fucks a person who has that shit in his/her asshole/pussy.

Also in most cases its a numbers game.
Regarding HIV there are big differences between where the penis is stuck into (ass, pussy mouth) and wether a person is the receiving or giving partner.


> tl; dr:
Chlamydia and some other stds are generally transmittable by BJ; some are more likely than others
Personal experience:
>Got chlamydia last winter
> fucked two different girls, with two weeks between the occasions
> had first symptoms 5 days after the second fuck
Now the funny part:
> the first i fucked raw, for the second i used a condom (bj without)
>am not too sure, that i got it from the girl i banged raw
> of course when it came to asking/telling them, both claimed they where clean
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>>693267730
money anon? how did you get it to do all this ata realtively young age? is your wife caucausion?
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>>693252124
> there are no other stds than aids
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I know someone who got chlamydia from a fucking HANDJOB do not fall for their lies
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>>693267913
Holy shit feels good to be a virgin
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>>693253054
>HPV is actually really easy to spot
Sure those warts that are on the outside.
But what about those inside the vagina, or when it comes to men, inside the urehra!?
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>>693249563
Yes
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>>693268195

My family has money, which is what kept my going for the first eight months. Over time, I finished college, got my Master's, and have developed different businesses that made enough for me to keep traveling.

My wife is Hong Kongese.

I have long term friends that have done travel on far less money than I spent. If you're a young guy and attractive, there are a ton of places you can find work. Fun jobs. Vang Vieng used to be a fun place to work as a guy bringing people into bars. Sihanoukville still has bars that I know hire.

Then there's teaching English (which is shit, unless you have a college degree, and then still is usually shit). Then there's the digital nomads, and the people who run online commerce stuff.

You ever been over? Planning on moving?
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>>693253054
>and never caught it
How do you know?
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>>693268570
I'm 42 worked my whole life now have a few companies that work for me not super rich but I see abt 80K year sitting on my leather ass doing nothing, I wrote a book my memoirs, at a crossroads in my life, never been married no kids never cared to do either
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>>693256173
Mother of god, dude. The worst I ever had was a now ex-gf on her period in the dark and I didn't know until I cleaned up in the bathroom.

It was bad, but that's magnitudes worse.
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>>693268708

You're only a little older than me. It couldn't hurt to go over and see what there is to experience. Travel is wonderful. Different places offer different things. And 80k is enough to do most anything you want, within reason. Enough to buy real estate and live like a king in many places. Enough to buy houses in every SE Asian country and take care of a girlfriend.

Or, enough to take an Antarctic Cruise, or a Galapagos Tour, or live in Thailand and fuck five different women a day for as long as you want.

You thinking of retiring soon?
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>>693269003
wow you give me hope, and I already am retired, the compnies run themselves, i just see the money, i pay good people enough and they dont steal from me it took 12 years to get to this point, gonna make the move at some point, know anything abt Costa Rica? I heard I could live happy there but I for sure could be mistaken.
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>>693249563
The degeneracy in this thread is turning me Muslim, I swear yall niggas sick.
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>>693269300

Costa Rica's fine. If you're into Latin countries I prefer Colombia. If you're able to get into Venezuela, as in you're not an American, now is the time to visit as well where everything is inexpensive.

Personally, if I were you, I would hit an around-the-world cruise. You can get a decent berth for 30k. They're really amazing. I'd take an Antarctic Cruise, they're about 13k, and that was the single most amazing experience of my life. For the last little bit, I'd fly over to the Philippines for a month or two... start in Angeles for a month to get the fucking out of your system, and then head into Palawan, fly down to Boracay, fly down to Cebu, maybe hit Samar if you're into eco-tourism (some of the most amazing caving and spelunking in the world, and it's inexpensive for good guides, and no-fucking-body knows about it), maybe base in Cebu for a month and take ferries to Bohol and the surrounding islands. By that time, you'll have figured out what you like, and there's always girls to be picked up. It's a mall culture. The chase of regular girls is a fucking riot, and that can be done just about anywhere, and there's bars everywhere.

Anyhow, the whole fucking world is wide open to you, and it's all amazing. Things can get lonely, but there's almost always people to meet, to travel with, and you can always come home to rejuvinate.

I never thought I would get married until a few years ago, when it flipped on its head.

Anyhow, I really wish you the best. I'm jealous for all the things you can experience for the first time, that I never can again, because I remember how amazing those first times all were.
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>>693268451
Both were internet hook ups.
Not that deep into it anymore. Still meeting a different one regularily, but not trying to get new dates.
Am now more into getting younger girls
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>>693250124
This
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>>693269901
No I meant I'm a virgin and I'm glad cause I don't have to worry about STDs unlike you ppl.
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>>693269861
thank you for this anon
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>>693252465
Statistic says 1 to 3 man had sex with trans (now woman, before man). There is no problem if now she is a girl
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>>693270078
lolok.jpg
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respect them women and do not buy sex
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>>693270229

bullshit statistic, unless you mean guys who have fucked in Thailand since sex ops are really common there. but even then 1 in 3 men is to high.
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>>693267599
Would you say it wasnt wart it?
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>>693270813
kek
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>>693249563
These days you got more chance of STD's from western sluts thanks to all the casual sex apps.
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>>693251542
Thats a youtube video.
I've been trying to find it.
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>>693267730
>Ex Patriot

it's not fucking ex patriot. it's expatriate.


> An expatriate (often shortened to expat) is a person temporarily or permanently residing, as an immigrant, in a country other than that of their citizenship. The word comes from the Latin terms ex ("out of") and patria ("country, fatherland").
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>>693271115

look ma, he bit
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>>693249563
I have several times, just make sure that they wash their mouth in your bathroom first.
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>>693258605
>Also, 1000 baht. You were last there at least 6 years ago.

This. Only soapy place in Phuket is Christine's in Patong, near Bangla Rd. and a soapy massage costs 2000-2500 baht. At least two years ago.
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>>693260124
Agreed.

Pattaya is absolutely disgusting nowadays. The beach is so fucking filthy it's unbeliavable, with tons of cockroaches and rats there. Also, too many annoying people and hookers there.
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>>693264181
Google Maps says Hong Kong is permanently closed. Anyone know?
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