Video footage.

>>693127875
Sorry, know only how to get away with murder or financial crimes...

>Good Old 2007

>>693128129
tell me a little about both? Very interested.

>>693127977
What about, when the criminal's face is covered up?

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>>693127875
most murders go unsolved. All those forensic shows are basically propaganda to discourage people from killing and make the public believe that we're not a bunch of primitive faggots.

Now stfu and tell us what you did, faggot.

>>693128714
I haven't done anything, but i might be planning something, and i want the "crime" to be bulletproof. No mistakes and i want the officers to scratch their head thinking there is no way to find out who did whatever might be done. I want to know how they work, whats the most common way criminals get caught, apart from the ones i mentioned. How do you minimalize them finding you even after a crime is comited?

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>>693129302
how about you tell us what the fuck you want to do and then we tell your stupid faggot ass how to not get caught.
>inb4 you're probably a 14 y/o with a tiny dick and big dreams.

I'm in a similar scenario. I want to leave flowers in my ex girlfriend's bed, but I don't know how I would get past her surveillance cameras.

>>693127875
Well one very obvious thing you did not mention is do not take your phone with you when you do whatever you are going to do so they can't track you.

Never talk over the phone, even months after. Telling people anything anyway should always be the second best option

Don't Google how to get rid of blood stains .... or anything similar for years before. & always have a real reason why yer looking things up

>>693128714
Are you a doggo? Nice legs

>>693129302
>>Let me learn years of detective work and intuition from a single 4chan thread before 12PM CST.

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>>693130359
Don't look at my legs, you fucking perv.

>>693129657
Let me break it down for you, where i live, we have been harassed by police to an extend that they will beat for fun and who do you think a judge will believe if you take it to court? a couple of young men with small time crimes in their records like drugs and shoplifting or a couple of honorable police officers? These officers have even planted drugs in people cars only to charge them because they simply don't like the person.

There is no I in this, but there is a plan to terrorize these specific police officers from within. Their information has been found thanks to help. Where they live, who their wives/husbands are, where their children go to school etc.

While in the presence of a police officer on duty, there is no intelligence in attacking them then, unless you're the mob, so

one of many plans are etc burn one of their houses down, some psychological warfare aswell.

What do you say´?

>>693127875
Always have your dick out

>>693129302
I don't think you're quite grasping what you're asking. You're assuming all Police forces in the world operate in the same way. EVERY department, operates in a different way.

>Budgets will restrict forces from investigating to a certain degree, it will determine the resources put into finding you

>Local policing policies will define what resources are spent on you

>Size of force, time of year, country and county will also determine what is spent on looking for you

You also forget OP, that most cases are solved through witness and/or evidence gathering. The Police just collect that evidence from many hundreds of different sources.

tl;dr: You're 13 and need to contemplate your life a little better.

>>693130606
just stop being a nigger and the cops wont bother you

>>693130606
do it downlow and dont be a faggot about it, easy

>>693130174
Information like this is the only thing i'm asking for.

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>>693130606
Are you black?
Because in that case, you deserve the harassment.

>>693130606
If you're doing this out of revenge, then you've already made their suspect list.

Rules for crimes are, you never commit them against friends, close contacts or family. It's pretty much a giant arrow above your head that says "I did it".

If you're linked to these officers, I would suggest you leave it alone, try and grab some evidence of this and get them sorted out the legal route.

>>693129909
Creep

>>693130606
Such autism.

>>693130880
>>693130959
>>693130848

>inb4 living in a first world country

Not OP and have no idea where this nigger might live, but do you guys have any idea what it is living in a corrupt third world country where police will harass just to gain something aswell? Ever heard of criminal police officers who will rob civilians for their own gain?

>>693127875
OP there is no way you will find much useful information here, but since you might be down that road there has to be people you can make a connect with that could help you with this, for the right prize.

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>>693131288
>lived in 3rd world country
>daddy was rich fag
>no harassment for white small dick fag like me

There, the solution to your problems. Don't be black and don't be poor.

>>693130606

I say you should not go to big, but the fire thing might work. Problem is you will need to get the gas in a manner that will avoid attention, you could suck it out of your car I guess.
If you go with this method, put some essence through the front door, go to the back door and repeat. Light the back door and the front door on your way back. If at night you might get them all. Arsonists are fucking hard to catch.

Once you did what you had to, you need some place you know you'll be alone, plan your escape to go there, plan for possible scenarios, what would you do if ? How will you escape?

Once you're at safe space; burn all your clothes, don't be cheap, burn everything ! burry the ashes or scatter them.
Go take a fucking long shower, scrub yourself with soap/shampoo for a good hour.

Go back to your shit and never talk about it to anyone. If someone knows about your plan already, this is worrying, people turn on you all the time

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>>693127875
>be part of gang
>take drugs to uninhibit yourself and forget what you did
>tag at night. take advantage of low lighting. be constantly aware of your surroundings
>take your time
> when your work is finished ditch but remain calm cool and collected. do not be a square.
>go back to being an innocent little angel.
>win at lyfe

burning their houses down is dumb, they can always buy a new one and you'll have to fond out their address again. maybe rape their wives, sisters, children, kill their other relatives. that will make them
think twice.
obviously using a condom is smart, but if you get your sperm-canals burnt off you can do without i think and creampie them so that the memory is more vivid. dont forget the viagra.

>>693131961
LOL SO RANDOM AND KOOKY!!!!!

>>693127875
as someone who recently was released from probation. being a criminal in any facet is not somethin that is just learned. its not as simple as going from A to B. its like watching instructional videos on MMA then stepping into the octagon. just stay home anon. trust me. you WILL get burned

>>693131819
lol you're poor and brownskinned. JKY.

>>693132064
kooky? what does that even mean

and its not random, having a person killed or raped in the family can fuck you up big times. just make sure that police guy likes that person, dont kill the mother of their wives or something

>>693129302


if you want to beat someone up to a pupl, the trick is to have no contact with the guy, not on facebook, not on annything.

find out where he lives, wear gloves, wear something to conceal your face, and hair.

dont ever talk.

wait outside his house one night, find out if he is alone or not. beat him up when he leaves or comes home. and run away.

>>693132338
SO HARDCORE!!!!!!

>>693130939
incorrect information? call whoever the fuck you want the odds of the court subpoenaing your wireless provider for your records is slim to none unless you kill someone. the most important thing is to ONLY call. text messages last forever. calls just show a number

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I'm BPD and have had times where i have been very self destructive. I >>693132201
Couldn't agree more. Don't be stupid anons, you could lose whatever you have to lose. :)

>>693132343
using baseballbats or brass nuckles is a good idea, maybe just literally shoot him in the dick

yup. It's fucking summer alright.

>>693131907
interesting, now the plan isn't to kill these people, but to use a number of people whom these officers have no idea who is, and even if they did, they're a fraction of many people they might have met who could never be suspected to committ such acts. Killing them is too easy, Scarring them mentally and making them fear walking down the streets. This is so much more fun and sweet. Killing is fast and boring.

There is one man here, who raped an offiers wife (He never used his dick, too easy to catch him then, use ur own imagination of what he might have used), who went to a mental hospital after it because of the things they did to her, and now, the family is torn apart, and the officer is confused and angry, knowing that he will never be caught, because the job was so well done. Even if the pig knew it was him, there is zero proof.

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>>693132329
white and poor now. So meme's on me.

>>693127875
Im not a nigger i do not need to crime...kill yourself nigger or actually earn the stuff u want...enjoy prison ass rape in ur future.

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Hair falls of your body more than you expect so if you're a hairy person while doing the crime wear something to completely cover your body and Something to cover the hair on your face and head, as well as shaving very well.
Breathing through your mouth also makes you force out a lot of saliva so wear a thing that can use as a mask.

>>693127875
If I had to comit a crime i'd stab someone with a shard of ice. After doing the deed I would take it to a river and melt it into the river

>>693132641
Your first mistake is posting anything like what you just posted. Keep details to a minimum, don't share what we don't need to know.

It's shit like this, that got the silk road guy locked up.

Breadcrumbs bitch, learn to not leave them.

>>693132641
finally op answers. as i said, rape is one of the best solutions. fist the victim, maybe use a broomhandle or anything you can find at the place and just mutilate her with the penetration. she must bleed and see the blood and basically left for dead (except she wont die) the people finding her will also be scarred.
what i have found out by myself (i am a paychiatrist but dont work anymore) women that lose their children often lose their minds, too, it doesnt matter if the child was born already or not. if you can beat the fetus out of a woman's belly you have basically committed child murder but wont be prosecuted for that. you will have a much better chance of getting away with it. abortion this way is verrrry bloody and it's easy. take a baseball bat and beat that tummy. she will scream bloody murder but will survive easily.

If you live in a city like mine, someone is always looking out the window and arsonists always get caught. If you already have a record, they are going to go after you. Someone would probably rat on you anyways

>>693133297
This is true but there are many ways this could go, this might be a serious person or just some 13 yr old kid angy because he got a ticket for riding a bike without lights on.

>>693128714
Most murders are unsolved mainly because of the fact they are results of chimp-outs in the inner cities and aren't worth the time to investigate.
>>693127875
Seriously though if the serious crime looks like it involved minorities and drugs and was committed in the inner city in the ghetto you'll be fine.

>>693127875
Run for president, it helps.

>>693133410
>Probably one of the dumbest ideas I have read
>Requires a whole crap of pre-requisites to go right
>More time spent doing the crime means greater chance of getting caught
>Lots of close contact during struggle, chance to get cut/attacked/injured/DNA transfer etc etc

Seriously, are you 12?

>>693133410
even easier is to just have a shaving sharp knife handy and as you walk by the preggo you cut her understomach. her insides will fall out and instead of people running after you they will be shocked by the sight and freeze. it's fun to watch them try to stuff everything inside again b/c they dont stand a chance, the pressure wont let it kekekekekeke

>>693134047
lol check out this edgy kid

You won't be killing any police officers tonight. We are tracking you.

>>693133987
dude are you saying you couldnt beat up a pregnant woman? are you in a wheelchair? just take a baseballbat with you or an iron rod, literally one of ge easiest things to do, there isnt even a gun involved. only thing that's difficult is to know when a wifenof a police guy gets pregnant, but stalking with fake accounts is easy, since most preggos post a shitload of photos and have a higher tendency to make it available for everyone

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>>693134481
>Missing the point entirely
>Arguing against a point no one raised
>Confirmed for total idiot

>>693127875
>mask of some sort, no chance of getting the face captured
>clothes you don't plan using ever again, as mentioned above, needs to be completely burned
>stuff clothes with paper or something similar so that your body build will be manipulated incase witnessess describe you, also gloves
>use lenses of another color than your real eye color, in case of witnessess, all black eyes usually freak them out, might think you're possessed
>no speaking, don't want them to know your voice
>EVERYTHING planned out perfectly, and have a plan B, there is a big chance shit will go wrong
>have an escape car wth another driver waiting with a fake license plate
>Don't take your phone with you and no jewelry what so ever
>Try to make zero contact with the persons, as mentioned above, DNA is very easily transmitted

Did i forget anything?

>>693134481
It's not about if we could or couldn't beat up a pregnant woman, it's more about everything that could go wrong.

Assaulting a person is different to attacking property. A person can defend itself, a person can use their hands to claw at you and a person has nails that can inflict injury. All it takes is for her to put her hands out in self defense and for you to get a nice cut on the face.

Your DNA is under her nails and on her fingers and skin. You've just given the Police who you are, when you could have gone for arson, attacked his property. Something a little less riskier with just as big of an impact.

If you cannot even try and conclude a different outcome, then you're in the wrong business. ALWAYS plan for the worst, never just assume you'll go in and everything will work out how you want it to. It never does.

>>693131061
This is a guy who will turn on you OP fuck da cops

>>693135111
Never bring ID, if you leave that you might as well turn yourself in.

>>693134845
ok i am going to slow down a bit for the tards in class: have you ever had a fight in your life? no? gtfo
have you had a fight this year? no? gtfo
have you fought literally dozens of times for your life or tried to end a fight before it even started by e.g. ambush, weapons or having friends with you? no? gtfo
if you did actually do this then you'd know that an ambush will win you any fight, especially if you have a weapon with you.
now since you probably didnt, here are some explanations: the idea behind an ambush is to have a guaranteed first strike with great chances of it being critical. first hits decide tons of fights anyway, but if the opponent, a pregnant woman, cant defend against it, you're guaranteed to win. that very first strike will make her collapse. after that you're free to do what ever you want to, she will never be able to touch you without you smacking that hand away with your bat first.
i'm telling you, i had quite a lot of fights where the opponent didnt even touch me, people that dont fight or dont expect to fight go down in an instant

>>693135469
One of those guys who will freak out even tho the crime is completely finished and perfectly done, and now you have to whack him.

>>693135111
This is som doctor phil shit right here. Also good ones.

>>693135728
Even a person with autism wouldn'tdo this, assuming they're humans and are allowed ID's

>>693135845
You're still missing the fucking point. This guy probably has the better understanding >>693135376

It's not about who could or couldn't beat up a person, it's about everything that could easily go wrong in doing so.

OP is going up against police officers who apparently have corruption on their side. Why give these guys the slightest chance of an easy way to find out who you are, when you can go for the less risky route?

We all get what you're saying, the problem is what you are saying is retarded.

>>693135111
Don't wear leather gloves, double bag your hands with latex ones.

>>693129302
>asking /b/ for advice on committing crimes

>>693135376
dude are you playing dumb? you better be.
who the fuck said i'd go bare ass naked to a fight like this? of course you still cover all your body parts with clothing and then burn them and scatter the ashes.
also, i know i make it seem a bit simple, but how often did you ambush someone and then they fought back? that rarely happens, and if so those people are like 30 year old buff as hell MALE non-pregnant (i felt like pointing that out to you idiots) boxers or mma fighters.
again: we are talking about preggos, not bruce lee or muhammad ali or vitali klitchko or mike tyson or chuck norris or steven seagal or your mum

OP you are one special faggot :)

>>693136342
WHAT COULD GO WRONG that couldnt go wrong anyway?
she doesnt walk the same way as she does usually and doesnt come by your ambush?
she has company unlike the 20 other times you stalked her?
she doesnt leave her house?
she sees you from afar and maybe even greets you?
you get sick from worries and go home?
you get hungry and eat a sandwich at the ambush place? (dont do that, my friend still is in jail for his stupidity)

>just dont be a retard and ambush her.

>>693136738
>again: we are talking about preggos
I know, I just don't understand why. It's like you cannot contemplate anything else other than beating up some pregnant girl.

The only person playing dumb is yourself, because you are honestly one of the densest people I have had the pleasure of having a discussion with.

We are talking about risk. You pick one of the most risky methods and try to convince us that it's better to do that, with all the risk involved, over something else that is just as good, but without as much risk.

It's time for you to leave now, take your pregnant sadist fetish with you.