>>693125661

When will you kill yourself?

MGTOW

I hope I can become a level 50 dark mage, so i can change jobs to lich king

>>693125661
25 here
>>693126579
Dont know, its been on my mind lately I dont think there is any hope for me, I am a NEET, have no knowledge of the outside world, I also a pretty fucked up childhood.. I wonder if people can still come back from it

>>693126579

No need to die.

>>693126731

Gesundheit.

>>693126940

Do you need to have some kind of extra qualification like in MBA in necromancy to become rich king if you are a dark mage?

28 virgin. 1 year 4 months away from becoming a wizard.

>>693125661
How does this even happen...?

>>693125661
>25
>Had relatively normal relationships until I was 20
>Never had sex for perfectly valid reasons
>Developed brain lesions
>Am now asexual
I'll be joining you wizards soon.
I did have oral a few times though, will that weaken my powers?

>>693125661
I was 14. What does that make me?

>>693127447

OP here. To be perfectly honest, I probably didn't try enough. I maybe hit on a hundred women in my life. And I simply didn't manage to generate any attraction or chemistry.

That old ass fucking picture is a lie. I was a virgin til 23. I am fine now, and have a kinky ass gf now. Don't give up guys.

>>693125661
1/10.

>>693127530
A liar

>>693127729

Never got any of that high school pussy though.

We're all faks :p apart from thing im 19 but i lost hope few months ago, I feel like I'm really unfuckinglucky, I even had a girl in a bed in december, a drunk girl, Now tell me, is it not bad luck? :v

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>>693125661

>tfw lost virginity at 27 a few months ago
>had too many beers, couldn't stay hard but I made sure penetration occurred just so I could make it official

Now I can go back to my normal life of still probably never dating a girl long term or getting married, because I'm awkward and now terrible at sex.

>>693125661
About to finish my first year at wizard camp. Almost got kicked out last night, but thank God I'm too autistic to make a move.

>>693128794

Story time.

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36. Somebody shoot me.

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>>693129128

35 here, cheers senpai! How's life treating you?

It's 19yo fag, this pic is bullshit, I told myself if i Dont score till my 20 birthday, my birthday present will be bullet to brain, Im 19 and I got feeling that I couldnt live like that knowing u r worth Nothing, that no woman will ever love me or even touch me, life is shit :V

>>693127447
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

How fat are you faggots?

>>693127451
I'm not sure brain lesions change your sexual orientation. I think you just tell yourself that you're asexual so you won't feel like a loser.

I'm telling you, sex is overrated.
>done that got the t-shirt.

I'd say go for the achievment.

>>693129437
Like a door mat. You?

>>693129573

OP here. It's true though.

>>693129580

I'm actually quite athletic.

>>693125661
19 here, virgin (not lossless though). 6 months from point of no return.

Tbh I'm a little surprised that you're "supposed" to lose it earlier. I didn't really have very many chances to in high school, and in general under 18 seems really young to me.

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>>693129510
Cry some more.

>>693129855
*not kissless
Damn autocorrect

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>>693129023
Nothing special, short version

>Friends since high school
>Sends nudes sometimes
>Started hanging out recently
>Went out to dinner
>Went in hot tub
>She left
>Jerked off in shower

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>>693129580
22 year old virgin, shooting for wizard.
I'm not fat. I'm actually quite malnourished. I used to be a NEET, but I'm just a NET now. I'm moving up in the world...? kill me

>>693129965

What the fuck? You went further than I ever did and you didn't make a move?

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>>693129696

kek

I'm fairly content. Still living with parents on their farm, I work there as well, and so has my days been floating on ever since I left HS really. Spend the days working with the occasional r&r, parents do shopping and errands so I've pretty much never left the property. You still stuck with yours too?

>>693128090
You realize when you get older that young pussy might look good but it doesn't fuck all that well. You want an older freaky woman. Fuck can they drain your balls.

>>693130072
Not that you can't be fat and malnourished, of course. I just happen to be skinny because I under-eat by ~3-5 days a week.

>>693129650
It depends where you get them. I've got 8 sofar. I also have double vision, trouble walking, vertigo attacks, and some delusions. I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure they're also the reason I suddenly stopped masturbating.

I do feel like a loser though. Chronic disease and all.

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>>693130175
Like my grandma's corpse? That's old and freaky.

>>693130110

Can't tell if she's interested.
>She spent 4th of July at your house in your hot tub.
I know.

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>>693130283
Heh, sorry if I offended you. It wasn't my intention. Sorry.

>>693130119
Get out man. living with your parents is never good for your confidence.

>>693129965
I guess I'll post my story too.

>have 9/10 gf
>be making out in Jeep
>hot and bothered
>clothes start coming off
>but bitch is crazy
>clingy, wants me to marry her soon
>ImNotGettingMarriedInHighSchool.jpg
>claims she's on the pill, don't believe her at all
>she's the type to get pregnant to keep me there forever
>don't have condom
>decide that it's not worth it
>stop, say I'm worried about cops seeing us in the park (I was 18 and she was 16), take her home
>I graduate, move away right after, we break up two weeks later

I'm pretty pathetic though, I still keep some mementos of hers in the ashtray in the Jeep.

>>693130119
Yes and no. I bought a flat at 30, one of my mates moved in with me and I was a bit of a normie for a couple of years. Eventually he moved out and I moved back home, being alone in my own place compacted the feeling of patheticness at being a Virgin and never experiencing love. Renting the flat so it's like my pension for the future and I get on well with my parents so it's not all bad but I know if I had to come home to an empty home every night after work I'd have topped myself by now.

>>693130315

Well if it turns you on go for it. Ill bet if you could get past the wrinkly gray it could be good if it were the right woman. I prefer women around my own age, mid to late 30s

>>693129869
Need this T-shirt :D

>>693130416
I'm used to worse on /b/ honestly
And just a couple year ago I was convinced asexuality was a myth. In the case of chronic incurable diseases though, it seems to have some substance.

18 Fucked 3 girls and I have a micro penis.

>>693130649
Way further than I ever got.

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>>693125661

This chart is ridiculously stupid.

Here I fixed it for you

>>693131102
This seems more accurate.

>>693125661

48 y.o. kissless virgin reporting in.

>>693131205

Eh I may even push the last two to 30 and 40

>>693125661
25 and lost my virginity to my wife on our wedding night the the recent past :)

literally the best decision of my life was to wait until marriage.

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>>693130435

Can't argue with that. But I'm in a pretty complicated financial situation so I'm pretty much stuck here until I've managed to put away a large enough pile of money. I've been doing my best though, lived like a monk and put as much as possible away and tried to get good interest.

>>693130650
I have a pretty good idea how it works to say the least, but you never attempted to date anyone while you lived alone?

>>693125661
am i the only 20 something dude that wants to reach the wizard level.

24 year old virgin, I'm one of those shy noobs that lose their shit right when its gonna happen. I could have fucked when i was 14, again in high school at 17 and 18, and in college at 22 but every time its going to happen i go blank and all i want to do is get outta there wtf is wrong with me? I regret it later and say man i should've fked her brains out. fml i should just become a fat loser wizard like u say.

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>>693131102
Maybe try giving the numbers the same y coordinate next time?

>>693131220
Image for you

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>>693131334
Ahahahhaaha, I would kill myself if I were you.

>>693131351
I'm shit at social interaction. Useless with women, it's just low self esteem but it's something I can't get over.

>>693131334

Props to you, you're not missing out on anything.

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>>693131220

Welcome Sir, drinks to be found to the right, coathangers on the left.

How did things go so wrong?

What advice could you provide for a 19 year old kissless virgin?

>>693131334
Well then, let's hope you are sexually compatible. Roll of the dice.

>>693131713
Just buy a hooker bro. In Poland they have ones that let you kiss.

i was 14 fucked a whore then like 3 months later a week before my 15th birthday fucked a girl i met at a party no regrets

>>693131545
better?

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>>693131892

>>693131334
I'd like to do the same thing honestly. Seems like it would be great, especially if you're both virgins. Then there's no such thing as bad sex, since it's all you've had.

>>693131850
This threads not for normies.