>>693118411
Yep, Makes the stream more manageable.

>>693118411
Yeah I do. I give it a good shake when I'm done then roll it back down. Otherwise you get drippers and a wet dick in your boxers.

Of course. If you don't do this you probably have phimosis.

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>>693118411
No I always piss inside my foreskin just like you op because I want to be as autistic as possible it's good to know there are others out there like me

How can you pee without pulling it back?

>>693118411
I have slightly crooked foreskin, it covers part of my uethra so i piss in fucking circles if i don't pull it back.

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>>693118411
>Inb4 butthurt circumcised dudes

>>693118411
It's fucking disgusting if you don't you mong, that's one of the way you can get dick cheese, you don't want piss drying under your foreskin.

>>693118411
i can only piss by stretching my foreskin over a milk bottle pissing in it.

Well fuck me I had no idea. Never had dick cheese problems. Do have the drip in the pants thing though. Won't I look fucking weird pulling my tip out in the middle of the men's bathroom?

>>693119485
Butthurt because of being mutilated is pretty common

>>693120143
Only if you're not standing in front of the urinal

>>693118411
I used to think everybody pulled it back and once I saw a guy just spray the urinal with piss. He had a weird amount of skin there and it made the streams uncontrollable. I see now that many guys apparently do this, but as stated by other anons, this can lead to smelly dick, so better pull it back and if anyone looks weird, stare them into the eye as you pull back (maybe forth too)

>>693118858
happened to me sometimes, now i always pull back between gay and piss circles

I literally ALWAYS peel back my turtleneck when pissing. i didnt know there was another way. to just leave the cap on seems like it makes wayyy too much unnecessary "urine-to-epidermus" contact. why wouldnt you peel it back?

>>693118411
Yeah, ever since I was a kid.

>>693118411
never.

>>693118411
There was a german study about this a couple of years ago.
In experiments they found out that the spread is a lot less when the foreskin is pulled back and doing this properly is the key to pissing straight on targets.
This is not even a joke

generally i pull back.

except if im about to have a shower i might pinch the foreskin closed and inflate it with pee, because i can...

>>693121335
>inflate it with pee, because i can...
kek me too

Never

>>693121422
a privilege of the unmutilated

I don't pull back at all it is a natural spout. But if I do pull it back my piss can spray for like 15 feet.

Jip otherwise piss goes everywere

My piss flies all over the place whether i pull back or not. Little manageble if not pulled back. My dick hole is fucked.

My dick is normal so I don't have a foreskin.

>>693121802
>Normal

>>693121691
Sounds shit anon

>>693121802
Nice b8

>>693118411
I do, otherwise it fucking sprays everywhere.

>>693121802
>pure_natural

>>693118411
yeah bro, prevents piss from leaking out and stops split steam

>>693118411
dicks too big to have to pull it back you faggot

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When I was just a boy, I loved llamas more than anything else
Every night before I went to bed I would pray to the Llama Lord, thanking him for the wolly coat he had given me
Late one night
Boner.jpg
decide to fuck a llama
steal a bike
Drive to Brazil
Find llama
Start with oral


And that's the story of how I lost my foreskin.

>>693118411
of course, its easier to aim

Yeah, if i dont i might spill. it depends on my foreskins position, so i just pull it back.

>>693118748
What the fuck are you talking about? Its really a rare case to get phimosis because the foreskin isn't pulled back when you're pissing.

>>693121335
kek, me too, idk why

>>693122403
man ur fuckin drunk i bet ur the dude that said that 9th Kyu shit

>>693121335
>>693121422
We cant be the only foreskin inflators here!

>>693122356
eh?

>>693118411
I like to piss with like half-chop boner. It's like pissing laser

Real guestion is, am i only one who wipes their dick after piss so the drips doesnt come in pants?? Im the bad piss hole guy so i piss with foreskin on.

>>693122543
Definitely used to do this as a kid and then drop piss bombs on my bath toys.

>>693122746
yeah, i wipe most the time when i can, otherwise i drip

Poor little uncut fags never will understand the luxury of hands-free peeing

>>693120434

It just doesn't make sense on this particular topic though, why would they care either way, it's not an accomplishment and frankly unhygienic.

>>693123137
And why is this anon?

>>693123137
>bait
>mutilated
pick one, oh and enjoy your desensitized penis lol

>>693121312
I figured this out by myself over 23 years of pissing experience.

>>693121335
>>693121422
>>693121544
>>693122489
>>693122855
foreskin inflators rule

>>693123502
3 of them had dubs, too
and the other two came close

>>693118411
not all the time but if i'm alone in the house i will

>>693118411
before i got cut i would always do this. but not too far. also having it cut is so much better.

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i pinch the foreskin shut so it fills up with piss and washes out any leftover jizz or dead skin

usually i'll do that like 3 or 4 times from one piss

>>693123502
>>693123606
glad im not alone in my inflatory

>>693123976
its a pleasure all these cut boys will never know

>>693123199
because more foreskin.. is like... more foreskin and... its just shitty.. having extra foreskin is pretty grim and grotesque.. Why be disgusting when you can be clean? I havn't met a girl yet who prefers foreskin..

>>693124387
Because... At least... Your dick isnt.. Mutilated..

>>693123976
typical uncut savage

>>693123789
don't shill circumcisions, Goldstein

>>693123976
That sounds so disgusting, you're peeing on yourself like you would if you couldnt afford athletes foot cream. You are that dirty primitive human who has to piss on himself to clean himself. cut is always clean we dont have some nasty dangling piece of extra skin that blends with our wrinkly sack.

this is why circumcision exists. because of awful hygiene questions like this. do eurocucks even wash their dicks?

>>693124496
It's a snip you pussy. stop being a monkey and man up.

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>>693124387
Why not cut off your eyelids?
Can't have shit getting stuck underneath the lids dude.
Because that's not how tissue works. Some tissue needs to be kept moist and protected.

Bunch of dried up twig dicks in here.

>>693123137
i'm uncut and i pee hands free because my foreskin reveals the hole just conveniently

>>693124601
you assume being cut keeps you clean?

dude.. learn to wash

>>693124603
I masturbate with the showerhead, so my dick is very clean.

>>693124514
Piss balloons!!

Let's have a competition for largest diameter piss balloon on /b/

No jews/americucks

>>693124696
bro that's a horribly false comparison, seriously try harder to come up with a real comparison. like
nipple circumcision on males would have been a better choice. like you def need eyelids.

>>693124601
and you sound like a spoiled bitch who'd rather use expensive manufactured cream with toxic chemicals instead of free sterile piss

hope you've got enough money to cover your lack of sense, you'll need it

pissing hand free is the thing to do

>>693124813

Ears? Saves having to clean them

>>693124696
Feel like you went from discussion to fully blown retarded. Eye lids help clean the eyes, just like removing the extra foreskin keeps the dick fresh. uncut<cut... Ask any female you know whether they prefer cut or uncut- they always prefer the cut diamonds.

>>693121335
fuck yes

>>693122459
no but if you dont have phymosis you pull your foreskin back while pissing

>>693124955
Because usafags cant Wash properly

>>693124736
The foreskin has much thinner skin and uncut men can catch STDs much more easily than cut men. Some studies have found that HIV is twice as likely to be carried to uncut men than cut men.

The foreskin also can harbor disease and yeast infections so it is important men clean there everyday.

>>693124736
nah just cut it off

circumcized cock is like the automatic gearbox of penis
Designed for lazy plebs that don't want any of the hastle, but nowhere near the control, (throttle) sensitivity and purity of a real gearbox


On and Americans all have them (dried out automatic cocks you apparently don't need to clean) and automatic slushboxes

>Pinch the foreskin when I pee so it fills up.
>Release making a huge splash.
>Do this about 3-4 times.
>Only do this when peeing in shower.
>Sit down when peeing in toilet.

I'm on mobile and it's hard to list shit, but the dubs here are rediculous

>>693124837
Jesus you sound like a filthy hobo... Get a shower, get cut and get a job.

>>693125210
Don't fuck a disgusting aids filled slut then? problem solved. If foreskin wasn't necessary, we wouldn't have evolved them.

>>693123297
>>693121312
i figured this out with 6

its shamefull that there even had to be a study

>>693125210

Don't shag manky cunts?
You're less likely to get hangnail if you pull out your nails too.
Less likely to get athletes foot if you chop of your legs and have them carbon blades put on too

>>693124955
ask any female you know? i assume you did and only asked americunts because you never left your shithole of a country. the vast majority of the world doesnt cut its dick off and if we're talking about 1. world then still the majority, if not such a great majority anymore, doesnt either. just go to any country where the whites arent 50% jews and you'll have completely different results

>>693125080
Because it feels like your desperatly making shit up due to the lack of anything from an uncut dick. cut dick rules get back in line and follow the master race.

>>693125228
come back to the conversation when you can actually spell hassle

>>693122356
know that feel
>>693122556
the dick is to big so the foreskin doesent even cover up the whole glans

>>693125356

No it was a mistake by god which is why he said to cut them off in the release notes

>>693118411
Yeah I do, I don't like the feeling of pissing when it's not pulled back and it's harder to aim

>>693125210
so cut men are dirty bastards that go around fucking std riddles whores and not cleaning themselves?

Uncut bloke here, i use condoms and wash my fella often.

And i can make foreskin piss balloons FUCK YEAH

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>>693125356
just like the appendix right? you fucking nincompoop

Can't pull my foreskin back. Have a medical condition called Phimosis.

>>693121197
You're weird.

>>693125558
>Bait?
God doesn't exist.

>>693125601
Appendix isn't useless, you uneducated idiot.

Foreskin is pretty much always pulled back anyway. Not fully back, just half back. I literally have to do nothing, unless it's really frikkin cold or maybe if I've just been exercising.

>Uncut

>Clearly don't have the dick of a 10 year old...

>Fags

>>693125412
>>693125413
>>693125356
>aids filled slut
You'll never understand the true nature of bareback, ya poor little virgin.

>manky cunts
You need to take one thing at a time, clearly you still don't understand the idea of progression. a small snip does not compare to any of those.

>ask any female
I'm from Ireland, but I have the better sense to get cut because it's literally fact that its cleaner (common sense will help you) and I aint a little pussy.

If you small dicked faggots cant spare an inch then fine but just admit you tiny dick'd losers are pussys.

>>693125459

>unable to argue with logic
>points out grammar/spelling/typo instead

Wow you defeated their argument

>>693121335
The only right way of doing it!

>>693125805
oh really, what is it for? it's vestigial.

this nigga cracked the case apparently

>>693125558
>using religion as an excuse

dude come up with real arguments

>>693125581
foreskin also holds back the IQ evidently.

>>693125601
The appendix did serve a purpose to digest plant matter at some point in the early homo genus, did you skip biology class?

>>693125607
You go to the doctor for that?

No forking no problem

>>693125789

Tell that to Jews/Americans

Actually you might actually have some success with the former...

>>693118411

I actually realised that you could do this when I was like 16 years old. Before that - the stream went everywhere. This is the things the schools should teach us young men.

The Sensation of the Stream against the skin is so Good... I piss sit on the toilet hands free and it is orgasmic

>>693125932
yes, once yours was removed you pissed away your intelligence

>>693125856
bro arguing about dicks is the gayest thing you can do. that's why i shitpost about grammar in these retarded threads. the majority of cut dudes had no choice, and the majority of uncut dudes have no reason to make the choice this late.

but spelling hassle "hastle" is just abhorrent

>>693125919
Appendix contains many kind of beneficial bacteria, that get flushed out of the rest of intestines.

>>693125843

Hello religious country man

I'll stick to washing my dick and barebacking non African women thaaaanks

>All these butthurt kikes defending their mutilated penis

U mad bra?

>>693121335

AKA. Kissbomb in Swedish
AKA. Peebomb in English

People would do this at other guys in school

>>693118411
No. I pee without pulling back. When I'm done I pull back the skin and clean with toilet paper. If I don't i can't control the stream

>>693125945
Sorry what plant matter will you be digesting today? Or shall we pretend you didn't say that?

>>693125957
I consulted a doctor, he said that it won't affect me in any way and whether i want to fix it is purely up to me.

>>693125945
ok so what's its use now? the point was to compare the appendix, which has no present use, to the foreskin, which I was

>implying

had no use.

>>693125805
the appendix has no current use. All the appendix does now is explode randomly.

>>693126227
You should actually fix it. It can lead to some infections

>>6931260756

>arguing about dicks is the gayest thing you can do
>in a thread talking about dicks and reading every word

Presumably with dick in hand

>>693125843
>Ireland
I'm pretty sure all the women over there have aids

>>693118411
yeah cause the stream is more stable and you don't have pee hitting the inside of your foreskin, so your dick ends up more clean and doesn't stink

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>>693126066
>yes

>>693126303
>>>693125945

>the appendix has no current use. All the appendix does now is explode randomly.

What is lymphatic tissue

>>693126307
i never said I was above the thread, I just

>implied

I was above the argument

>>693126220
There's a difference between fruit/vegetables and inedible plants, do you like eating sticks and oak leaves? Be my guest.

>>693126208

Yeah it can act as a pretty decent supressor/regulator when the pressure is high

also piss balloons in the shower

>>693126354
Well im sure we can pretty surely trust your pretty judgement.. right? pretty sure we can...

>>693126303
but the foreskin has a use

thats why we have way more live nerve endings on our dicks

its impossible to justify mutilation lad, just give up

>>693126439
A connective tissue, found in the GI tract

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>>693126499
no thats why my appendix is removed just like my foreskin.

>>693126547
No im Irish, can confirm, they all have aids

The folks in here arguing about cleanliness must be some dirty bastards, and not only that, must never have seen a women piss. That shit runs down thighs and comes out at whatever angle it likes.
Still gonna eat that shower fresh pussy though.

>>693126715
I guess you like missing 20,000 nerve endings, I bet sex feels pretty shitty for you.

>>693121335
I piss upwards and see if I can pee hard enough to hit myself in the face.
I don't have a waterports fetish or anything, it's just a little game.

>>693126605
i'm literally just shitposting to try to make this thread unbearable

i was circumsized at birth and have no idea what I'm going to do with my son

what if aliens come and they enslave anyone who doesn't have a jew dick

what if they come and enslave only the jew dicks

>>693126684
Lymphatic tissue = connective tissue

:^)

Not pulling it back it pretty much like hip firing

Were pulling it back is like looking through the scope.

Headshot that toilet /b/

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>>693126605
>more live nerve endings

hide behind that and you might convince me youre not retarded.

>>693126848
In school we used to piss up the wall. One day i hit the ceiling, the rain of piss upon my friends was no well received lol

>>693126861

If you decide to get it cut off on his behalf, at least sell the skin yourself to the pharmaceutical companies. Get your monies worth.

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>>693126743
No I actually made a mistake, I am English and this country is chock'a block'a full of aids

Whatever helps you sleep at night, knowing your dick has beef curtains.

>>693124696
See this
>>693127117

>>693126927

I like to quick scope just as the piss reaches muh GLANS

>>693126991
what, its literally true

>20,000 additional nerve endings cutfags dont have in the foreskin itself

in addition to higher sensitivity in the glans

>>693126991

Oh wow you wrecked him gj

>>693127267

Give him time to find another gif and dismissive remark

>>693127079
like, ideally I would give him the choice, but what if i raise an intelligent but shitty hygiene son

what if i don't get the operation, and his dick is mutated and mutilated and it would have been beneficial? Wouldn't you rather have that kind of operation prior to being able to remember shit than in your 20's, when you're getting boners and able to remember the horrifying procedure?

>>693127267
I wonder if that helps them last longer... /b/ I'm starting think I may need to snip.. After reading online I think they're right.
>uncut

>>693118411
>Implying circumcised guys are butthurt over not having a foreskin

Good b8 anon, 8/8.

>>693125036
>>693118748

this

I remember when I was about 8 and me + my mate went for a piss, he pulled foreskin back and when I tried it was just way too tight. I realised this was an actual condition in my early teens and it disappeared by about 17 with regular stretching

>>693127448
I had a brother who got his done at 14- He said it fucking hurt for the first week or two but after it was fine and is more than happy than before. Girls genuinely prefer cut dicks, they know they're more than likely to be clean than some wrinkly loose skinned faggit.

>>693127448

If you raise a son with shitty hygeine then you failed as a parent?

All I can say is, living somewhere without any social pressure to do it at all; the thought of doing that to muh dick, after all the amazing times we've had, horrifies me.

The ONLY argument I can actually respect, believe it or not, is the one of cultural conformance and being judged by it. I think it's weak as fuck, but at least actually legitimate. The hygeine/STD one is for basement dwellers that aren't getting any anyway

>>693118568
/thread

>>693126861
don't have it cut at birth, let him grow up and decide himself

>>693127725
>Girls genuinely prefer cut dicks

[citation needed]

The grills ive fucked have said otherwise

>>693127493

Cowards way out. It's all in your head, and with enough sex you can make it last as long as you like.
But I've heard of people that have tried everything with no success and then done that as a last resort. No idea if it helped though

>>693126139
>sweden
>pinching each others' foreskin shut

sounds about right

>>693127493
so you want to last longer at the cost of sex not feeling as good?

>>693127734
listen i don't blame my parents for my weed and masturbation habits, and they definitely tried to prevent those habits. parents don't micro their children like units in starcraft man. not everything a parent teaches their child is transferred or retained by the child. Also, i'm cut so I would be like "you're on your own with your elephant snout thing. scrub it so you don't get dick cheese, son"

>>693127614

I thought I had this too. First few times I had sex it hurt enough to actually help me not blow my load in 30 seconds. Then it got looser over time and now it's not a problem at all.

>>693118411
Sucks to be you, skinfag

>>693128111

Like I said, it's hard for me to relate as I'm from a different world to you.

That said, my dad never had to tell me shit about my dick. I kind of figured it out for myself. Kinda like how at a certain age you realise you need to pay more attention to your bum hole than say your elbow.

>>693127914
>>693127950
>>693128017
You guys should stay uncut. Hopefully some day I will come across your gf or sister and then you will understand the cut power. Stay ugly and disgusting, like i care.

I went and took a piss and here's my report and a peer reviewed analysis:


Int J Pissing. 2016 JUL 1;136(5):E359-86. doi: 10.1002/ijc.29210.

Uncircumsized dick behavior in pissing circumstances, placebo controlled study

Study Design:

I walked into the bathroom with pretty much no idea of what I was running into.

Results:

I was surprised to find that my foreskin was already pulled back. Thereby I did nothing to it. I just peed.

Discussion:

This was a very small scale study consisting of only one dude with a dick in his hand. He is not one of those fucking dudes with insane fucking hood who can like use that shit as a fucking condom.

Pissing circumstances were further modified by summer heat that manifested as greater blood flow and bigger resting size of the D. The subject related his glans penis being almost totally exposed for the most of the time during summer time.

I remember times I have pulled it back. This is necessary esp. when it is very cold and my penis is 10 times smaller than what it it now.

>>693128374

Yeah you really sound like you don't even care at all

>>693127950
But on a serious note. Cut genuinely sounds a lot healthier, I have also had friends who have said cut is better.. My sister seems to never shut the fuck up about her bf being cut. My father who is uncut starts drinking when he hears someone say "cut" as if he's afraid... /b/ I think I'm gonna see my doctor and really man up. Grow a set and just take a leap forward in evolution - you know?

>>693124955
you 'murican jews cant even fap without lube.

>>693121588
Same

>>693128726
Nice bait, but seriously, you're devolving if you do that.

ok now, we have clothes on. we're not some fucking slaves and even if we were women would not make their choices based on our circumcision status.

there's no bitch out there who is like "he fucking turns me into a waterfall but I am too grossed out by his foreskin so fuck it, I am going to date a fat neckbeard /b/tard with a circumcized fucking dick instead"

"More pleasure" is fucking retarded. I am uncircumcized and have very little "extra foreskin". Sometimes, it slides over my glans penis during sex and I have to pull it back (not a common occurrence). This problem is related to not being fully erect in the first place.

>>693128918
Is it because you can't afford it that you are butthurt or you just never tried it before (fear of the unkown)?

>>693128918
fapping with the fucking foreskin...
has no resemblance of fucking anything.
takes 5 months to get off...

>>693129394
Well technically I can only see it as an upgrade. I don't think you should be ignorant and not consider the options. Being uncut sucks and I think my dick looks like an alien in comparison to a cut dick... maybe it's just me

>>693129623
to reiterate: I'm talking about using the fucking foreskin to fap

>>693129654
Kek, whatever, you'll regret it.

no-one fucking cares what your dick fucking looks like you insecure little bitches, as long as it doesn't look STD ridden

>>693129959
>whatever

Why would I take advice from someone who acts like that. It's like my mum when she forces religion down my throat and I say i don't want to believe.. "pfft whatever, youre going to hell"..

Youre not better than a religious nut case, so stuck being backwards and ignorant.

I'm doing it, so glad I saw this thread now.

>>693128726
do it /b/ro

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>>693130256
An uncut converted after a b8 thread... uncutz are so retarded.. gz kek

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>>693128374
>this impotent rage

>>693123258
is that all you uncut fags can say. so i can rail your mothers anus for just a tiny bit longer. why do you need to remind both of us.

>>693124361
but we dont even need to clean it? how is this a pleasure.

>>693125356
you still have a gallbladder too.