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Let's play a game...
Post your deepest darkest secrets, with 2 being true, 1 being a lie-
Mine are:
1- Put hidden cameras in a spare bathroom to catch my cousin (F) naked
2- Jacked off into a friend's dinner when making it at Uni
3- Went on a walk in the french countryside, waited until out of view before stripping and jacking off saying my best friend's name...
GO
1. Op is a faggot
2. Op is a faggot
3. Op is not a faggot.
I get happy ending massages from my girlfriend's 15 year old cousin
I've swam nude in front of my little sister
my friend let me get a lap dance from his sister
1- Drowned a cat in a bucket of gasoline
2- i've thought about getting fucked by my best friend
3- i'm a furry
>>693112881
1.Lie
2.True
3.True
>>693113058
lie
true
true
Once stole $1000 from an Atm
Fucked three guys at once
Ate dog shit
1. I lost a girlfriend once because I asked her to shit on me during sex.
2. One time I jacked it while secretly watching my grandma in the shower.
3. For years my cousin and I took turns buttfucking each other.
>>693112881
True
True
Lie
My father felt me up crudely at a funeral.
My mother felt me up crudely at a funeral.
I felt up a corpse at a funeral.
>>693113246
Lie
Truth
Truth
>>693113075
1. True
2. Lie
3. True
>>693113337
True
True
False
That's hot.
>>693113337
opps... I did 2 LIES and 1 truth
>>693113465
Change my response to
True
False
False
Still hot.
>>693113108
Nice try but it's
1. True
2. Lie
3. True
>>693113420
No. It wasn't hot. Not at all.
>>693112257
true
true
lie
>>693113165
Now that is a tough one, because that means you are a combination of fag, thief or a filthy fuck but im gonna say
True
True
Lie
>>693113706
Heheh, close.
Its actually true, lie, true.
Ate dog shit when I was a kid. Told it was chocolate, actually believed them.
i have hidden cameras to record friends gf/wives in my guest room during visits
i've shot someone
i've done heroin
>>693111706
>I keep shooting my neighbours rainwater tanks, because he's a fucking asshole.
>Im a high functioning methamphetamine addict.
>I cheated on my girlfriend with my mates mum
Well which is it /b/?
Was spit-roasted by two men
Engaged in scat and urine play
Came in the milk and watched as my roommates drank it
>>693113915
Damn i feel ya bro, something similar happened to me, it wasn't shit though, a dude told me to eat a plant and told me it was a herb they made tea with, turns out it was poison ivy
>>693113398
Winner winner chicken dinner
>>693113921
True
Lie
True
>>693114138
True
True
Lie
>>693113921
True
Lie
True
>>693114296
correcto
>>693114248
Aw man, that shit sucks.
1. I've creepshotted almost every girl I know and then never look at the point pics again.
2. I spend about two hours a day masturbating very slowly, which has ruined my ability to creampie a girl.
3. I fucked one coworker and am now probably going to fuck her best friend and ruin everything.
>>693114715
True
True
Lie
>Masturbated under a blanket with my mother sitting next to me.
>Had sex with a cat.
>drove 600 miles with a dildo in my ass.
>>693114887
Lie
Truth
Truth
I once fingered my sister
I've kissed a guy
I'm on the sex offenders register
>>693114959
How did you know?
1. I've killed someone, the body is buried somewhere in the mid western america
2. I did cocaine for two years but stopped because it bored me.
3. I've used a molotov cocktail on a police car
>>693111706
1. i fap to traps
2. i sucked my friends dick when i was 8
3. i watch anime
>>693115023
Truth
Truth
Lie
>>693115023
True
Lie
True
And I'm guessing the truths are related.
>>693115023
Two of those things go hand in hand so im gonna say
True lie true
>never masturbated as a teen
>tried to influence a friend to an hero
>sold myself for money
>>693115083
How do you fuck a cat
>>693111706
â–²
â–² â–²
>>693115083
Am magic
>>693115132
Lie
Truth
Truth
>>693115225
Finger it and rub my cock on its belly. When I came we both licked it up.
>>693115132
truth
truth
lie
1. Had gay sex with neighbor when I was 11.
2. Habitually wore my mom's pabties when I was 11.
3. Jacked off while touching a cat's balls when I was 11.
>>693114855
Sorry, wrong.
Creepshot is true, fucked coworker and gonna ruin the friendship is true.
I can still creampie a girl but I do j/o a lot haha
>>693115372
correct
>>693115387
truth
truth
lie
1. Used to make out with my hot 12yo counsin when I was 10
2. Masturbated and came onto a baby's face when I was 14
3. Woke up to my 13yo sister grinding on my morning wood (she thought I wouldn't realize and she just wanted to masturbate like that)
>>693115093
Lie
True
True
>>693115425
Wow, thats really surprising. Let's hope it plays out well for you :)
>Dad is a pedophile
>Dad is in jail
>I have an 8" dick
>>693115480
True
Lie
True
>>693115533
Kek
True
True
Lie?
>>693115542
nope :3
>>693115618
Disgusting.
>>693115618
True
True
Lie
As much as i want to believe there is no way the sister thing is real
>>693115693
Correct, don't even have a sister.
>>693115736
now that shit's sad
>>693115653
Why did you kill a dude?
>>693111706
1. i enjoy furry and anime music
2. i performed self circumcision
3. i drowned a mouse in a jar full of mustard while it was spinning like crazy
>>693115779
Yeah, I too wish I had a sister. We would have had so much fun :3
>>693111706
In my sleep I drove a car to some gay dude's house and fucked him and a black dude I made him call over
I used to work at McDonald's and put buns down my pants in the staff bathrooms then put them back on the rack when nobody was looking
I fantasise about fucking my ex girlfriend's 55 year old mother
I've fucked my trashy cousin that's a suicide girl
I turned down a blowjob from an 11 year old when I was a senior at a football game
I've fucked a pie
Germanfag here.
1. I betrayed my wife (married for four years now) and my come-to-be wife before her (couple for Three years) with at least eight women each and am still doing it.
2. I stole my brothers wife's dirty panty from the laundry, almost got caught by her, because it peeked out of my jean's pocket, at their home and jerked while sniffing it when I came back to my home.
3. When I visit my uncle at his farm, and I get drunk with him I sneak in the dark into the shed / barn / Stall (however it's called, where the animals are) and lick and fuck the Pony mare that is there.
>>693115861
True
Lie
True
Too easy
1. I've jacked off to a group of 14 year olds on omegle and they watched and helped
2. My cousin took my virginity
3. I have a kid size sex doll i dress up as a kid and fuck to hold my fetish
>>693115948
yeah :(
>>693115617
No, he's not in jail.
>>693115992
True
True
Lie
>>693116009
Im kinda the same, except i drowned a cat and dont enjoy anime music
>>693116059
Oh. Kudos for the dick, did your dad touch it?
1. I raped a 13 year old
2. i raped said 13 year old's 15 year old friend two years later
3. i drugged and raped my best friend's cousin while her infant child watched
>>693115132
Get the fuck out of here jim
!. I have multiple children in the Philippines that my family does not know of.
2. I am a retired US. Marine
3. I am a well known DOM in the BDSM community
>>693116234
Lie
Lie
Lie
1. I cheated on my wife
2. I work for the goverment as an agent of AISE
3. I killed for my job
I hate niggers
I hate niggers
I love niggers
>>693116376
True
True
Lie
Those two go together, I think.
>>693116409
Lie
Lie
Truth
>>693116409
it's two truths and a lie anon
>>693116454
Correct! Couldn't really think of anything.
>>693116234
I want to say they are all lies but for the sake of the game true, true lie?
>>693116534
u got it, the last one wasnt a rape
>>693116387
i sense jealousy
>>693113165
True
Lie
True
Or
Lie
True
True
>>693111706
1- Stole my best friends sister's clothe to dress up like a sissy. but gave them back.
2- Stole one of my friends weedplants (weedplants were as big as cristma's trees) did not gave the back but payed money for it
3- Stole a bottle of scotch from the lickerstore and i drank it all in 2 days.
>>693116740
You have a good life anon
>>693116740
Jealousy? Nah. Rape fantasy isn't my thing.
>>693116822
Check'd
Czech'd
Check'd
>>693115023
I say Lie, True, True
>>693116788
First one, mate. Most I've done is two guys at once :D
>>693116822
>lickerstore
..well anyway
true
lie
truth
I fuck my friend's wife while I tell her I would like to screw her teen daughter
I pierced my own cock(apadravya)
I stole a thousand dollars from my ailing grandmother and used the money to buy drugs
>>693116937
>>693117073
The first two were treu but the last one is falls.
1) I have had two cocks in my ass at the same time
2) I took 17 facials in one night
3) I got my 14 yo nephew drunk and let him creampie me.
>>693117251
True Faggot
True Faggot
Falls Faggot
>>693117179
truth lie truth?
i hope?
you didn't really pierce your own cock?
>>693117179
False
True
True
1: I want to rape handsome fit men.
2: I don't like to lie.
3: I don't want to lie.
>>693117400
>>693117461
true
true
lie
What kind of degenerate would steal from their grandmother.
>>693111706
1. I am a paedophile
2. I was molested as a child
3. OP is a faggot
Good luck niggers
>>693117540
probably you you self-mutilating faggot
>>693117639
true
true
true
>source: you're on /b/
>>693117639
True
Falls
True
>>693117540
I did, that's why I put truth.
>>693116009
The fuck is furry music?
>>693117639
Being molested as a child makes you more likely to molest children, not be a pedo.
1 and 3
>>693117738
Gj wog, you win a zippo lighter. Mailing address?
