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christmas in july thread
pls I only need to do it for like 2 more hours
a shower doesnt take 2 hours
Nah I want to shower but I'd die in runescap and dont want to go back to the area to do stuff
then go somewhere safe for 15 minutes
fuck
hide in a corner and log out?
>>693094746
You already know that's not my real name.
>>693095941
Ye I know
Im just being lazy and want gains
faggits
>>693096079
i know next to nothing about your name, chet.
>>693095711
>Reminding me of winter when it has been really fuckin' nice out.
You're killin' me
Its chad
>>693096561
:3c
>>693096681
I'll let you get away with it this time- But only because I like ya a lot. Next time I might have to start cracking skulls.
Kamloops looks nice. How hot can it get in British Columbia and are there actually any decent jobs?
>>693096396
Then what are you talking about, boy?
>>693096561
Just be glad other people are suffering from summer too.
>>693096813
He's just upset because he has a small penor.
>>693096923
that the only information i know of your name is that it's FAKE.
>>693096923
But summer is great and you get to do shit outside and it has holidays where the gubment sanctions you blowing shit up- Summer is awesome and objectively the best season!
>>693096972
fuck my pussy! you make me so wet baby!
>>693097161
please stop i hear enough of this daily to last a lifetime
>>693096948
Well you know what they say. Not about the size of the tool and so forth.
>>693097222
oh, baby, I'm leaking on the seat a little. Fuck me good, please!
>>693097312
i know you love my matsus but please be reasonable here
You're going to make Demos' panties wet.
>>693096972
But you were calling me a hypocrite for saying a name was so silly that it couldn't be real (which is true of Chet Chetkowsi), not complaining that I have not told you my real.
>>693097111
I thought you were lamenting that winter is far behind us and still a way ahead of us.
I have allergies, I can't take heat, and I have no free time nor ability to blow things up.
my panties are very nice material they should not be getting wet
>>693097487
these are just two of the problems you've made for me today.
>>693097487
Shit no, I can't stand winter- Locks me up, slush and salt on the roads, can't have my nice vehicles out, can't stay out long even if I wanted to because lol ice crystals in your lungs, days are short and everything is dreary- God winter is terrible.
>>693097233
good day friend
I want this suit.
>>693097701
And a good morning to you too.
>>693097665
winter is my friend. I live in kansas. grew up without heating in my room. You could freeze drinks in my room. Only fueled my horniness for some reason
>>693097805
>crocs
anyway keep me company
Why is this the only screencap I have saved.
Too bad. They must be ruined by now.
>>693097605
What are the others?
>>693097665
Well yes nobody likes the shitty snow that turns to sludge. If life was like the one day I spent in Krakow when it was carpeted in thick, dry snow, I'd be happy.
I love that winter's sting and the fact it's dark all the time.
>>693097787
You want what slut?
>>693097605
Then take them off, get wet on the bed.
>>693097851
I want to throw you on the floor and wreck your ass.
>>693097851
Winter is a cunt to me since I absolutely love dealing with upwards of 218 inches of snowfall every year and regular temps some 40 below. Hate winter so much.
>>693097898
I'll try as much as I can, as much as my company be worth.
>>693098004
>>693097787
>read slut
>says suit
well shit
i miss marik
>>693097989
1. name
2. fake name
3. no bedtime story
4. daily reminder that you exist
>>693098184
today is not my day
>>693098107
do that cat thing where you rub your face on me
>>693097989
see:
>>693098107
When that "sting" is better than a hundred degree temp difference from being outside and stepping into your house- Kinda sing a different tune.
Doesn't Marik post anymore at all?
>>693098004
Oh hey there. Didn't know you still came around.
>>693098049
and if you looked like that pup id let ya
>>693098109
we can tell where your mind is.
>>693098247
But cats don't listen! :3
mmm the sweet smell of colon
>>693098233
I can tell you a bedtime story
>>693098313
Hi there, I do come around but I've been on holiday for like two weeks
>>693098338
actually not that much in the gutter, just poor eye sight
>>693098049
>>693098107
Winter stops my psoriasis also. I also love blizzards. something magical about them
>>693098313
Shit no, he still kept in contact with Kaen before Kaen left for basic. That was how I got any fledgling info about him.
I am what you need when you can't find it somewhere else ~
I am what you want when you don't want anything else ~
>>693098233
1. I'll tell you my first name if not knowing it upsets you that much.
2. Shut up, I like my stupid fake name.
3. I'm in my own bed by the time you finish work.
4. Why did you add me on Skype and Steam then?
>>693098308
I think you're just upset with Santa, really.
>>693098473
I refuse to believe anyone here is old enough for the onset of arthritis normally- So what'd you run an impact wrench too much or something?
I wonder how kaen is doing
>>693098678
not arthritic psoriasis, my skins just all fucked up on my feet
>>693098563
I'm sorry.
>>693098581
I'm used to rotund men coming into my house in the middle of the night but toys aren't usually what they leave, badum tsh.
>>693098731
With any luck? Ded.
>>693098385
Hello.
>>693098457
Yeah, I received a ton of snaps, but since my life is boring, I couldn't think of much to reply with.
>>693098490
Huh. I'm sure there are others who are in contact with him. I like him well enough, though we didn't talk as much as we could've.
>>693098848
He WOULD be the dumbfuck who NDs through his eyesocket in basic, wouldn't he?
A hint of light in the dark
Only enough to keep from giving up ~
If I could go back to the start
I'd break this pattern forming between us ~
>>693096528
hnng. is there more or is it a one-off?
>>693098678
Only the minority of psoriasis patients have arthritic symptoms and it can start at pretty much any age, if I remember correctly.
>>693098848
Nasty.
>>693098930
sing to me
>>693098848
i have like 2 hours until i can get up and do things
>>693098951
that particular one is a one-off
>>693098870
hope I wasn't being spammy
What like for real?
I'm terrible heck that
You've been feeling smaller~
Take a different number~
Like you do, like you do~
>>693099073
too bad. great setting.
>>693098788
Ah, well that sucks ass- Seems like winter would be worse for it with the dry air.
>>693098914
Shit I don't fuckin' know, people have an annoying habit of bucking my expectations when I least expect it. I saw a man who weighed 89 pounds as a junior in high school make it through marine basic training so that sorta shit has stopped surprising me.
Why am I awake? I literally have nothing to do
>>693099007
I'm sort of in the same boat myself, though for different reasons.
>>693099130
well kaen is not becoming a jarhead in any case; nasty girl
which is probably good I feel like he'd be a pain in the ass after being a marine
>>693099130
for some reason the humidity makes it worse. Ughhh, I want some pills...
Also hello Julian.
>>693099073
Not at all. It's just that I wanted to reply to them but I never had anything even remotely intelligent to reply with.
>>693099130
I need a smoke.
>>693099228
what reasons
do you want to see a bunch of goats
I know this is a gay thread, but posting all furry porn
You have a girlfriend, but she's not your girlfriend ~
She's just a friend, for the night ~
You'll have a new one, in the morning ~
She'll have really, pretty eyes ~
She'll be invisible, like you want her
She'll try to do everything, just right
For you ~
hi badger
I haven't shaved in fourish days and my jaw is fuzzy but there is nothing that could be called a beard here
>>693099237
A shameless, pushy gay with hand to hand combat training? You don't say.
>>693099270
Come join the club.
>>693099280
Finishing up some homework before I have to head to class. Nothing is technically stopping me from going and fucking off outside of my own bone-idleness.
>>693099481
Oh I was thinking more in terms of the weird narcissism marines leave with. You don't seem to get that from any other branch.
I'm a lucky man. laying in bed with my man and my puppy. No job, free house, no bills, food. lifes pretty good right now
buy me cds subbi
>>693099700
buying outdated technology is not an option for me. I am an antiluddite.
>>693099481
https://my.mixtape.moe/klilnt.webm
looks at these fucking goats
what kind of homework is it
>>693099611
Well it's certainly nothing exclusive to military service either- I mean you probably never even sneezed in the direction of the corps and you're so up your own ass you're at risk of becoming a living klein bottle.
>>693099270
>implying things have to be intelligent
>>693099396
shave you dirty bastard
I just accidentally stepped on a swollen tick. It was gross as fuck. Just wanted to drop in to tell you guys about it. Okbai, see you later
>>693099834
For sure but group narcissism is a good deal different from individual narcissism, isn't it?
>>693099875
I want to see if I can keep growing it until I look like a desperado
i fail to see how cds are that severely outdated
it's a physical volume with studio quality recordings on it
the only thing outdated about it is it's laser technology and not vinyl or like a hard drive
also I'll take vinyl instead
>>693099796
Eyyyy, gotes. Where's that at? And it's Calculus.
>>693099968
with that lush hair of yours? impossible
>>693099983
dude I don't even own a disc drive
>>693099968
cant we just chop your penis off and be done with it already? ugh.
i own both a disc drive and a stereo with a cd player on it
ergo cds are useful for me
>>693100090
No no I LIKE my penis. You'll need to talk to the eunuch.
>>693100081
My facial hair is less "lush" and more "sporadic"
>>693100180
ok but I'm not buying you one
>>693100037
my old highschool
i stumbled upon them while taking a walk earlier
>>693099968
Not more than any other congregation of people- Less so in fact because I've found a lot of the people most critical of the military are servicemen- Almost every one I've met has wanted to distance themselves from it once they were done.
PLS
>>693100240
Like I said, it's JUST marines. All the other branches are chill. To be fair I'm working with like 5 or 6 data points, max, but marines are really damn proud of being marines in a way soldiers and sailors just aren't.
>>693100227
That's fuckin' wild. Shame goats tend to be not cute.
>>693100244
i think he just listens to music on youtube mainly
he doesn't understand the magic of CDs
>>693100211
meant your head hair, the fluffiness above
>>693100386
I download literally everything I listen to more than once
well, except touhou music
there's too fucking much of it
>>693100415
oh yeah that shit is gawwwwwwwwwwwwwjus
>>693100380
how are they not always cute
ok going to get ready and leave for work now bye bye friends
Farewell, Moreschi.
>
>>693099481
Just smoked, it was not as good as I thought it'd be.
>>693099875
You know what I mean.
happy new year!
oh for christ's sake
>>693100330
Eh, maybe. I'm not working with too many points of reference myself so I'll just throw my hands up and be happy on this one.
>>693100480
They have those really weird pupils that make them look like they're always looking in four directions at once, beards are never cute and while stubby horns can be cute, unkempt full rotation just looks grodey and fucked.
>>693100606
Or as some would put it, happy 2016th birthday America.
>>693100211
sorry, your penis has got to go. It is being terminated due to inactivity.
>>693100756
happy birthday murrika
>>693100732
they don't have beards
they have goatees
>>693100764
I mean it is kind of an inconvenience. I was working out this morning and it was rubbing against my underwear and for some reason was all sensitive so I had to just get naked.
>>693100732
I mean it's not like I have a real argument to make here, that perception of the USMC isn't just mine though I'm pretty sure.
That said I totally ordered a USMC rear sight.
>>693100585
I suppose I might know what you mean
>>693100449
probably horrible to dry after showers
>>693100585
It never is.
>>693100922
There's less of it than there used to be but it's in layers now
actually I think most of it grew back
shit grows too fast
>>693100874
Goatee is a kind of beard.
>>693101029
uh-huh. and tomatoes are fruit.
>>693101029
if you grew a goatee i would call it cute
>>693100896
>That said I totally ordered a USMC rear sight.
Operators operating in operation ops lasting twenty four hours.
>>693100756
> USA is 2016 years old.
wat
>>693101162
I mean it's just a KAC rear sight, but cheap because some jarhead ripped it off from the armory.
So I mean in a manner of speaking it was mine to begin with, I mean those're my tax dollars.
>>693101134
Um, that is also a factual statement, yes.
>>693101138
I can't really grow facial hair, s'all the Mexi in me.
>>693100922
That is always a possibility.
>>693100961
It actually sometimes is.
>>693101230
I'm just referring to some of the most horrible tweets I've ever read.
>>693101014
lemme ruffle it
I think you're actually more indio than I, dallas.
>>693101376
It is profoundly ruffleable, please do.
>>693101312
i am feeling a second wind of sleep coming on
>>693101312
tomatoes are a vegetable. In 1893, the supreme court declared it so.
>>693101501
>why can't I hold all this jizz?
>>693101447
The supreme court also ruled pizza to be a vegetable, and giving right to black like it was a good idea. Deal with fundamentals, not semantics.
>>693101612
jizz hands
moar shota submission
gay
