>pruned

>>693093399
Post it on Facebook or some shit faggot

>>693093698
Do it yourself you faggot

>>693093698
wait motherfucker, we need an image or something like that, I'm working on it

>>693093749
My real name is used on Facebook and Twitter so I can't really risk it.

>inb4 make a fake account
I'm too lazy

>>693093787
>>693093821
We need a shop from a Brazilian news source for maximum effect. What do those fuckers watch?

>>693093821
We already have that tho

>>693093917
fake account? really? for fucking say that Rio games are canceled?

>>693094023
People usually say that whenever a rumour thread or some shit like that is going on

>>693093955
google "jornal nacional"
source: I'm a filthy brazilian

Do we got a back story?

>>693094308
Super bacteria

I'll post this on Facebook, I refuse to make a twitter though.

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>>693094291
then we also need the text in portugese from you

Rio Games Cancelled
Due to 'Super Bacteria', Zika Virus, Police not being paid and multiple other reasons

Brazilian Parliament to be recalled

>>693093787
>>693094528
I think these 2 are enough aren't they?

>>693094611
working on a BBC version now

make a hashtag, like #RioIsOut or something like that

>>693094528
>Super bacteria
>Potentially dangerous
Seems legit

should we start or wait for more

why canceled because of bacteria and not because of fear of terrorism attack? that would seem even more real

>>693094563
Working on a portuguese version of the news, might look like crap, first time doing one.

>>693094800
Or a terrorisms attack with super bacteria

>>693094800
double.

>>693094902
miracle on 4chan! done.

>>693094826
good man
just make sure the font looks correct and its all cool

>>693094892
the superbacteria was developed by ISIS

>>693094528
>The bacteria is multi-resistant and the physicians should know about this
>The physicians
Motherfucking what?

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>>693095211
>scientists says
Nigga what?

>>693095211
>>693094528
Meaby we should add some racism claim that it could have been introduced by isis

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>>693095025
Looks like shit, dosen't it?

(Translation: "Antibiotic resistant bacteria found in the waters of Rio De Janeiro cancel Olympics")

>>693095403
or the poor conditions of the "marginal part" of Rio

>>693094892
>>693095445
>>693095403
wtf they love fear so much. Needs a specialist report on our society. I will do it.
and we will apologize for they are so naive...

>>693095445
thats cool
it will work

>>693095445
it's terrible

How is life after prison gonna be for you?

>>693095445
Looks legit for me

>>693095799
go to cybercoffee

>>693095768
I tried.

Not like you did anything anyway.

>>693095799
Wrong thread

So are we gonna do this or just sit on our asses?

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kek

Breaking news : Former FIFA president Joao Havelange, 100, hospitalized in Rio de Janeiro for pneumonia - AP

>>693093399
not your personal army

MODS

We need a hashtag for a faster spreading

>>693096032
Were gonna get 404'ed very soon so we dont have to do anything

>>693096192
>MODS
go away summer

>>693096192
Trips decided fag, its bound to happen now

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two toed sloths are violent murderers

>>693096232
#RioIsOut

We should make a twitter hashtag

>>693096192
Trips and ops dub dubs don't lie

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>>693096266

>>693096322
>>693096330
this one #RioIsOut

Working on a spanish version guys

#RioIsOut is fine

Spread on twitter now fags, include images too

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>>693096117
You do gods work /b/rother

>>693093787
>>693094528
>>693095211
>>693095445
>>693096117
>>693096651
K faggots we're ready, spread the word #RioIsOut

>>693096413
>Implying 4chan is the same as 4 years ago

>>693096507
Who is riol and why is he out? Out of what?

>>693096676
Lets do this bois

>>693096694
This

>>693096651
Remove that small Hungary news headline and add something related to ISIS and how they would rek Rio during the Olympics. Double trouble bitches

THIS IS GOLD, LADDIES! THIS IS ABSOLUTE GOLD!

>>693094563
"Olimpíadas do Rio canceladas devido a "super bactéria", zika vírus, salários policiais insuficientes, entre inúmeros outros motivos.
Parlamento será desbandado."
how's it sound, fellow monkeyfags?

>>693096117
Nicee!

>>693096860
Couldn't understand shit but 10/10 sounds legit

>>693096860
excellent

>>693094426
Zika virus scare is the way to go.

>>693096860
Put "vírus Zika", instead of "Zika virus"

Here's the spanish version guys (title: "#RioIsOut is trending topic after super bacteria scandal")

We gotta post these in an order in which it seems like it all didn't abruptly happen, all of a sudden. Post them a few hours apart

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>>693097017
shit forgot the picture

Im liking this. A lot.

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>>693096693
>Not even checking hit traffic count from 2012 to 2016

Stop being a lazy ignorant slut and go look at the traffic history of /b/.

You'll notice it peaked in 2013 and it's lower now than it was in 2012.

>>693096993
i was gonna but the news always refer to it in reverse for some reason.
thought it'd sound more legit

>>693097242
desu - depressed :(( next troll? when? or overtroll the information saying public comments?

Good luck Twitter fags

Everyone post on social media and post results

spread the fucking word niggas

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it really is trending

>>693097017
They speak Portuguese. Guys no Spanish it's portugese

if you guys spread this, Brazil will have less gringos I can steal.
Fuck you, /b/

>>693094528
If your gonna do this you need to quickly jog back to school and lrn2grammar.

Everybody post on twitter, together we will get this trending

>>693097526
I know, but that'd help cuz that's a "horrible new" or something like that

appearently 3 of my accounts are banned

>>693097526
Spanish is portuguese with some words changed.

>>693097667
No, its not, nigger

>>693097500
There are 2 faggots who posted this on fb, come on spread it

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>>693097720

>>693097720
yes it is, both came from latin, which explains the similarity

Are none of you posting or are we all shadowbanned?

>>693097837
I can see you

>>693097830
>>693097720
>>693097667
jesus guys Portuguese is a combination with french and latin/spanish the boarders are right there.

>>693095869
Looks good

>>693097667
not far from the truth but that's like saying french is italian with some words changed

>>693096694
Rio Is Out
kek

you fucking fags not spreading this?

>>693096117
Change it to
scandal cancels rio

>>693097837
>thinking this pathetic summer project will impact on anything
Listen faggot, the only retards that will believe this shit are degenerate no life's that don't have anyone to spread this to, aka YOU! Kill yourself.

i feel like the only one spreading it on twitter

posting on epic bread

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>>693098253
I'm trying too.

>>693098447
nice sfm videos

>>693098532
I hate them. Kek

keep going niggers

keep it going

This is Epic Fail you all suck

bumparoonie

Please don't die on me.

>>693099013
Bump

Ded thread

bamp...

>>"Shall I say it? I've heard #RioOlympics are from now cancelled"
answer from this, you are invicible behind me :)

post them you fags

*Bumps the threads leg* it's still warm it's not necrophilia yet!!!!!

>>693099233
yeah

>>693093399
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/07/05/americas/rio-de-janeiro-super-bacteria/

How many people have posted this?

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>>693099256
>"*bumps the threads leg*"

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>>693093399
Bump

>>693099256
Cancer b0ss

Doesn't look like anyone put this on facebook

/b/ros have failed to us

I have a question : are smileys more real as they come from our living emotions, or are trolls more real? Like our reality is internet? If trolls win, 4chan is the winner of internet-reality! make an effort, don't worry (of trolling)!

>>693099873
maybe we should try again this evening when there are more people on here, lots of poeple are at work

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CNN allready got this on their app

>>693099963
Save all images

ever heard of the Streisand effect?
time to use it

>>693099976
so media love fear to make us fear... do not worry, I repeat it.

Someone should create a discord

>>693100038
done

>>693099963
Dont worry, CNN is allready running with it

>>693099963
you're right, I have all the pictures

>>693099976
It is on the web page too. Shit this is spreading fast.

>>693100038
i will also work on some more

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3623648/Should-Rio-Olympics-cancelled-Zika-tourists-stay-home-Virus-expert-gives-verdict.html

>>693100117
This. No idea how to create one though.

>>693100093
they love fear and they say they love breaking news. I think it is not. Study over. Have fun with media now ;)

/b/ you magnificent bastards

>>693100596
THIS

Wonderful

we'll try it again today on evening, stay alert

>>693100900
make an event on reddit for we come together

don't die

>>693100359
Wait, is a fake webpage or did they rly believe it?

>>693101831
that page is not saying it's cancelled, it asks if it should be cancelled

>>693101831
this was in the news anyway, one of the reasons we went for that story

Tired of this faggot's thread? Like autism? Like video games? Come watch SGDQ with us at https://cytu..be/r/m4c

Just remove one of the periods

bump with trips

Anyone see it in their facebook feed?

>>693103577
bump

create a discord fags

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Oh man it's in their snapchat feed
>Kek
>Top

This is fuckin crazy, this could be very legit. We can't let this die guys. BUMP

Still on twitter, posting photos
Spam with your fakes!

Make a screenshot from o globo, their main newssource

If there's any Cells in this thread somehow. Help spread this

Do we have a hashtag to share yet? might speed up the process?

Posting in godly level thread

Google is already full of Rio Bacteria.

What the fuck guys how do we hold so much power?

someone screenshot this thread

hey ! do you need a french translation or something ?

Put me in the screencap

#RioIsOut lets get it trending guys

Hold up. Can someone clarify, did the super bacteria thing actually happen, but the olympics being cancelled is /b? Or is the bacteria thing all made up too?

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holy shit this is awesome

>>693107501
readthe thread dumbass

>>693093787
benis :DDDD

>>693093399

Kanye West is HIV positive.

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I think the hashtag should be Ripo but I will go with this for now.

There's been concerns about the Zika virus, if that could help

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this is beautiful

EVERYONE SEND TIPS TO YOUR LOCAL NEWSPAPERS LINKING THIS CNN ARTICLE SO MORE PEOPLE CAN FOLLOW THE "SCANDAL" https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/750222477545107457

We must keep the thread alive

>>693107166

Media loves scaring people and not verifying sources

>>693108637

Aright faggots, just stop. The "super bacteria" story is actually true. Read the fucking thread to see what the /b/ false flag is.

>>693108905
The super bacteria story is true but Rio olympics getting cancelled is not. We are spreading the rumour that it's gonna get cancelled

>>693109227

Where are you doing that?
FB, Twitter, Reddit?

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>>693108905

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>>693109497
Everywhere faggot

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Shit its CNN's top story /b/ros

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bump
also dubs

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You formidable mother fuckers
>can't stop keking

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>>693109808
see >>693109227

>>693096507
>>693107383
this and this

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bump, dont let this die

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This pretend "Super Bacteria" rumor is quite contagious

>>693101050
>>>/f/
>>>/u/
>>>/ck/

>>>/o/
>>>/f/
>>>/f/

>>>/b/
>>>/a/
>>>/ck/

>>>/t/
>>>/o/

>>>/l/
>>>/e/
>>>/d/
>>>/d/
>>>/i/
>>>/t/

so... what did you do?

bump bump bump

>>693093955
globo is their cnn

>>693094528
Pyongyang is spelled wrong, also say that London has to host the Olympics again as I believe that is an actual clause in accepting to host the Olympic games: that you'll host the next one as well if there are any problems

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Add me in this screenshot for future generations to see!

They might actually cancel the Rio Olympics since half of the facilities aren't even built and they (still) have to relocate parts of the slums to make room for the facilities. The water is contaminated with superbacteria and there is the threat of the Zika virus.

>>693113096
and the police and other government employees havent been paid in months

>>693100359
Meme magic

Bump
I want to see this on tv

Bumpity bump

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>>693096413

Trump was secretely filmed fucking a dog

wow this is still alive? thought this would have 404'd by now

>>693111900
chiggity checked

>>693113096
Nothing new though
But yes it might be best to just cancel that shit

>>693114673
not as long as we
BUMP

>>693114673
Same i was on here hours ago and i cant believe its still here

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I've spent 10 hours on Paint doing this shit. What the fuck am I doing with my life.

You are a fucking hero sir

>>693096860
Bueno

>>693114809
anon, go an hero for the olympics

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>>693114809
10hrs
>wat?

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/07/05/americas/rio-de-janeiro-super-bacteria/

kek

>>693096860
decente

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>>693100359

Is the Super bug real?

>>693114809
you deserve golden 4chan membership

>>693115219
Of course it is you dim Witt

just one more
bump

>>693114809
Are WE actually the illuminati guys?

Just saw it on tv
Great work /b/

Keemstar payed a Russian woman for sex

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>>693115408
You're in the 2ᴺᴰ half, aren't you?

Also
bump

>>693093399
Nice dubs

>>693115558
Trips

>>693115408
I don't know about you. I am.

>>693116000
woooooooah, cheeckt'eeem

>>693115676
To be correct replace "average" with "median"

>>693114709
Yeah, this isn't like what happened to the winter olympics in Russia. Their fuck ups were meme worthy, Rio's fuck ups are really fucking bad.

>>693116296
In theoretical terms yes.
If we are to expect a normal distribution, the two should coincide.
But I'd have liked to see you correct George and face the wrath of his response.

bump this shit

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>>693116630
I wouldn't because it's almost expected that over half is under the average

I think we need a new thread, guys.

even fox news is in
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2016/06/11/scientists-reportedly-find-super-bacteria-in-several-rio-olympic-venues.html
once again proven why they are so trust worthy

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kek

>>693117334
someone make a new thread

>>693117932
Here guys.

>>693117956

new thread, get in here lads

Not bad fellas!

>>693118110
make a discord

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>>693117758
Yes
Save images and start new bread

>>693111930
kek

The bump limit is now 300 you insufferable faggots

Joe Jackson keeps a photo of Samuel L under his bed that he calls "son" and whispers to in the night

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>>693120832
>>693117689
>>693117355
>>693115219
>>693111900
>>693109808
see >>693109227
>The super bacteria story is true but Rio olympics getting cancelled is not. We are spreading the rumour that it's gonna get cancelled
know what you are trolling about

>>693116000
You called trips incorrectly whilst also getting trips. Fml.

you have to tweet this to news stations you absolute retards.

CNN, Skynews, BBC and whatnot. get creative you summerfags

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>>693122505

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Fuck me lads, it's actually working. This needs to be archived.

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>>693124704
I hate you
> >> >>693122505

what the fuck actually

how did you do this???