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>>692973318
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>692988543
kagami claimed!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSBybJGZoCU
Its 4th of july!
Log off of 4chan, Get drunk, and blow some guns and fireworks off for christ sake
>>692987302
Thats pretty much what I mean. He has the highest vocal range of any singer today but he treats his bandmembers like crap.
>>692987416
Oh they knew. My school had a proper uniform. Grey pants, white shirt, blue tie, jumpers for every year cluster ( Primary school, secondary school, senior years ) and a blazer for secondary and senior students. But I was one of the only rockers in my year.
That and I shunned the stereotypes. Hated wearing all black, it gets boring and stale quick.
>>692987733
I love starter pack pics. My favourite is the 90s kid with the flames. I actually knew a guy who had all of that. We give him shit for it all the time.
>he admitted he still has the shirt and it might still fit him
>>692987953
Im hoping its alright. Nothing says genki lime a fast talking Japanese woman.
>>692988069
I only drink beer with friends or if I want something that wont get me smashed.
>>692988392
Popular during semester time. Still decently popular, but we dont make nearly as much money.
Rory-sama claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKsLvEkefTc
Best type moon claimed.
My dog died on 4th of July weekend
[Chen]
>>692987921
no u
>>692988676
i don't live in us :o
>>692988690
Same here
BRB now
>>692988676
This is the least shitposty thing you've posted in a long time
>>692988887
Rip
>>692988667
I didn't know you liked synthpop.
>>692988564
?
>>692988628
Don't be confused, I just didn't know how to respond.
>>692988941
Kek'd, desu.
Claimed.
>>692988690
You probably have some interesting stories then.
>>692988506
>KS
Glad to bring you the patriotism!
>>692988519
>Syndra
I usually stay up until I can't play any further.
But I do agree on that.
>>692989044
>Oh shit, it's Chen, desu.
?
Madonkadonk.
>>692988543
what is the purpose of this kind of thread?
it's so cringy it hurt my teeth
you guys are the same ones that run like ninja right?
>>692989004
I like krautrock.
>>692989227
I actually run like a little girl most of the time. but all things considered, why are you worried about cringe on an anonymous image board?
>>692989227
a) this is one of their worst songs
b) on one of their worst albums
c) and they suck as a band in general
Is there such a thing as a dude waifu?If do, this one is mine.
>>692989227
>posting 9fag cancer
>>692989012
oh!!! lol
well...that was a good response!!!
how've you been chen??
Tenryuu claimed
>tfw my project worked
>tried to call someone with it
>it destroyed itself
>i have to do everything from scratch
>tfw the deadline is Wednesday
Yes, i really love my project.
Kongou, i still need the number you want.
>>692989404
>how've you been chen??
Same old story.
I've been happy lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating how to make the world a better place. I've been helping everyone for the past week, because I can't bare with everything that is happening around me.
How about you, how is life treating you?
>>692989627
Do we post switches now?
The fourth is so fucking horrible every year.
God must hate this country.
Well it was a nice start to be on this thread in the morning.
I have to head out now.
So I wish everyone a Happy Fourth, even if you don't live in the U.S.A or you're in the future have an awesome day.
Later everyone.
>>692988887
Close :(
roll
>>692988941
Because I'm not shitposting, it's a good holiday
^-^
>>692989613
y-you're great chen..i love how your views are!!!
i hope you get to help a lot of people, but don't forget about yourself!!! don't give up on trying to help people!
life has been okay, i guess i can't complain...
>>692990209
1 off of karen lewds :(
roll
>>692988941
rip inded
>>692989627
>>692990209
You know Konata... You're not so bad when you aren't shitposting
The internet man didn't show up today, probably because of July 4th
I fucking hate Americans
>>692991130
Thanks :3
>>692990921
roll for your lewds ;o
>>692990687
>life has been okay, i guess i can't complain...
Are you honestly okay?
We're all living in Amerika, Amerika, ist wunderbar
>>692991130
>i have few pics on this computer
>>692991456
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika, Amerika
>>692991575
Are you the Yukko that is studying animal behavior?
>>692991864
edgelord
>>692991303
roll for you :3
>>692991696
discount azusa
>>692991205
same tbh
>Chino claimed
Whats up, everyone?
>>692992170
rolling for you and chino :3
>>692992185
v_v
>>692992051
>animal science
I am yes.
You're doing great today.
>>692991864
Best blade
>>692992185
Chino
Dude im watching Future diary right now and this dude is a fucking pussy i would of slammed Yuno Gassi DAY FUCKIN ONE SON.
shits bs.
>>692992518
Hello Yuuko. How are you?
>>692992561
It just gets better, keep watching
>>692991575
Aw man that sucks
>tfw
>>692992170
oh
>claiming yume
Time to go
Have a nice day/night /waifu/
>>692992986
Bye Yume
>>692992797
how you doing chino. God she is cute. her voice is so funny on the show.
>>692991439
i am!! i don't wanna put my worries on you chen!! you don't need to worry about me!!
Yozora claimed.
How free is everyone today?
>>692993160
this is shino btw.
>>692992518
Best dork!
How are you?
>>692992561
ikr, he's just so vanilla... but it gets so amazing. Keep watching.
>>692992986
byebye
>>692993160
>>692993266
I'm doing well. Yourself?
>She is adorable, I agree
>>692993182
I went to jack in the box and got a free chicken sandwich yesterday ^-^
>>692992561
Drop it and go watch a not shit show.
It's the Fourth of July.
Eat your cheeseburgers kids.
>>692992185
hey qt
>>692992330
roll for you and chino :o
>>692992986
bye (You)me
>>692992944
:o?
>>692993266
also known as discount karen
>>692993615
Cute waifu, bad anime :(
>>692993615
No cheeseburgers for me, Greek music guy.
Chile has
>Empanadas.
>>692993615
Shut up and enjoy your gyros.
Hey guys! How's life treating you?
>tired mobile claim
>>692993615
Sorry I failed to get cheeseburgers, will donuts do as a replacement?
>>692993615
Already ate one for breakfast and lunch
>>692993713
Hello, adorable. How are you?
>roll
>>692993779
Hi. Life is treating me sort of well. What about you?
>>692992561
She was ment to be used.
He doesn't appreciate his situation
>>692992986
Farewell
>>692992944
Pouting mugi is best mugi
>>692992797
>>692993411
It's a wondrous day with lovely people. Can't complain.
How's life?
>>692993182
My time is always worthless
>>692993615
best green
>>692993770
ruri
>>692993843
Best unamerican eyes
>>692993713
roll for you two and cheeseburgers :3
>>692993779
heya mami!!! how's everything??
>>692993555
Nice trips! im doing well. Making a basil emulsion from the stuff i grew in my garden pretty OP
>>692993713
Full Priced Collector edition shino more like.
Shiro claimed.
>>692989443
And the prom is tomorrow!!!
Was hat dein Projekt denn mit Telephonie zu tun?
I'm here, how's everyone?
>>692993182
On a scale of North Korea to America, I'm a solid America
>>692993950
Nice. My life's pretty good, I guess. I wish I had plans for America Day. Oh well
>>692994033
Thanks. Didnt even realise I got them.
>checked
That sounds nice. I hope it ends up being good
>>692994077
Hello
>>692994077
Naja, eigentlich sollte es eine einfache und schnittige VoIP-Anlage werden, da hat der Router mir aber einen Strich gemacht und die erste Woche weggefressen....Naja, wenigstens kann ich diesen umlegen, also ist die Dokumentation nicht gefährdet.
Aber das sich die gesamte Datenbank vernichtet hat, ist auch nicht sehr dufte.
>>692993779
Heya Mami. Doing fine over here, what about you?
>>692993950
Life is lifely. Treating me like it usual does.
>>692989443
Wie kann sich ein Projekt selbstzerstören?
>>692993182
Europe free... Not free at all. I have to stay holed up at home the whole week since my little 12 year old brother can't be left alone at home.
>>692994345
Splendid choice if I may say so.
How's it going?
>>692994077
My favorite American :3
Statue of liberty
>>692993713
I'm American
>>692993559
Nice
>>692993950
Here's another pouting Mugi
>>692993950
>Best unamerican eyes
Shiki is japanese and I'm danish, would be a bit weird if I wasn't unamerican.
>>692993910
Life's going splendid for me, thanks for asking! Got a lot of traveling in today, you do anything special?
>>692994030
Hey there kagami! Everything's great on my end, got to see the Hagia Sophia today! Took plenty of pics. Have you had a chance to watch Nichijou? How was it?
>>692994431
Glad that you're doing well Chara! Hope you've had a good 4th! (If you're American)
>>692994680
He's Australian
>>692994519
You're pretty nice yourself
>>692994433
Thank you. Same goes to you, Shiro.
Pretty good, no plans for America day though. What about you?
>>692994680
Cool. You're welcome.
Where are you travelling to?
Not at all. I forgot America Day was today so i didnt make plans
>>692994345
Doing nothing is still pretty American fam
Just eat more and you'll be fine.
>>692994431
Then you're having an amazing day.
>>692994654
Guess that makes me undanish
>that sounds awful
>>692994519
If only only brown mugi pouted as great
Guten Morgen!
Mine
>>692994938
>Guess that makes me undanish
>>that sounds awful
That's why we use undermench.
>>692994938
Good point. I'll probably cook up a hamburger or something.
>>692994966
>>692994986
Hello
>>692994680
Thanks, but I'm from Austria aka Original Nazi Land
>>692994938
Yaya! Just goofing off like usual since I'm not even allowed to leave the house. Have to watch out for my little brother.
>I have no idea what I should cook for him tomorrow.
>>692994424
Hört sich... nun ziemlich geschissen an. Wie kann sich eine Datenbank selbst vernichten? Bin da nicht so versiert.
Claimed
>>692993910
im alright, pretty tired but other then that good
you?
>rolling for this qt
>>692993960
roll :o
>>692994033
no more like discount karen
>>692994519
:o
>>692994966
>>692994986
People
>>692995212
Wipe up some nice Koldskål
Mmmmm
>>692995482
eclipse
>>692994480
Kyoko! I'll spread some 'murican love, just for you.
>
>>692994424
Hat es einen Salzabfluss, oder inwiefern ist es TS überlegen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeudTNEHwRc
>>692994879
No plans either, as the day is almost over and I'm not even murican, so I just spend the evening sinking some battleships.
Is it as ridiculous over there as media makes us think it is?
>shiro
>>692994848
My apologies, honest mistake.
>>692994879
I'm over in Istanbul right now on vacation. Going sight seeing and all that jazz.
>no plans
Oh, well then I hope you're having a wonderful day! Maybe make a special dinner?
>>692995212
Oi there m8, toss me a boomerang, I'm gonna whip the aboriginal outta this here kangaroo.
How's life in Australia? Good or bad?
>>692995496
Me too dude. Nothing is better than laying in bed with your laptop
>rolling again
>>692995496
If you're tired you can nap with me :3
We can roll on the bed :o
>>692995694
I was so confused for a moment, I'm not a magical girl :p
Gif probably won't load on data :(
>>692995564
You do realize I need to cook an actual dish and not some dessert?
>It does look tasty
>but we don't have the ingredients
>>692995713
There are no kangaroos in Austria mate.
We speak German there
>I just fell for the bait, didn't I?
>>692994680
i haven't yet...my friend isn't awake yet!!!
oh wow...i bet it was beautiful!!! i want to see it someday...
im glad you're doing great mami!! are you getting ready to go to bed??
>mfw my sister says guten tag at midnight
Fucking Germaboos.
>>692995694
Oh nice.
If you consider loads of fireworks, hamburgers, at and cookouts to be considered rediculous, then yes
>that gif
>wew lad
>>692995757
sounds lewd
>>692996031
>You do realize I need to cook an actual dish and not some dessert?
Koldskål works for literally everyhing; breakfast, lunch, mid afternoon snack, appetizer , dinner, dessert, midnight snack. It's the perfect food.
>>692995973
It's okay, Kisaragi-chan, I got you covered.
When will your internet finally be back?
>>692996155
You're welcome to join too :c
roll
>>692996031
Dessert for dinner is a great way to buy his love~
>>692996153
Fucking normies
REEEEEE
>>692996368
can i join too??
>>692996334
It was delayed because of today, if I'm lucky the appointment was just moved to tomorrow
roll
Saber claimed
Claimed
>>692996031
Disregard that, Austria has kangaroos, i live in Vienna
>>692996546
Kagami
>>692996368
Thats too lewd for me.
>>692996583
Hello
>>692996254
Huh... that's good to know. I'll look into it then and try to make it some time. But for tomorrow I'll find something else.
>>692996153
Well, they can't really say "Gute Nacht" as that would imply they are going to bed... Maybe "Guten Abend"? Or just "Hallo!"
>>692996446
>Implying I don't already have his love
Okay, that's pretty easy with slightly abusive parents.
>>692995212
Naja, für sowas reicht ein Knopfdruck und ein guter Willen.
>>692995694
Naja, Salzsicher da SFW-Regeln und man kann damit Pizza bestellen
>>692995757
wish i could :o
roll
>>692995729
with my laptop? :o
roll
>>692996153
Guten Nacht*
>>692996031
>reeling in the line! I got a solid bite!
That gave me a solid laugh, thanks for that.
Where are you in Austria, because I'm going to be stopping in Vienna on my way back home. Got any places you reccomend I sould visit?
>>692996075
I'll show you my pics when I wake up, I even took a video when the tour guide told me not too. :P
Tell me how the show is, I need to know whether I should invest the time watching it or not.
I plan on going to bed before 12 so I can travel more tomorrow.
>>692993950
>ruri
It's like you're not even trying
>>692996632
yes??
pwease
>>692996644
Porkchops, rice and asparagus with a sauce of your choosing.
>>692996778
One off
>>692996778
>Guten Nacht*
Thats offensive in German, It's like talking to a kid.
>>692996583
eclipse?
>>692996860
.
>>692996644
Hopefully they get really abusive so he always loves you
>>692996153
Feels good man.
>>692996155
I mean fat burned skin dads wearing clothing all in murica flags and flipflops, standing at a huge ass grill, barbequeing about 30 pounds of rips with a bunch of other dads dressed in flags.
>>692996573
Looking forward to seeing you shitpost in hd again!
>>692996682
Wie funktioniert das mit der Pizza? Über welche nummer ruft er an?
>>692996991
>>692996644
>Hopefully they get really abusive so he always loves you
I really hope they will beat or slab you from the abusiveness.
>>692996778
Kek, sorry its with my own laptop
>one off
>rip
>roll
>>692997217
Oh yes, that's normal
>>692996778
>Guten Nacht
>Guten
>GUTEN
>>692996682
Oh, interessant. Wusste ich nicht. Wie geht's sonst so?
>>692996840
I'm moving to Vienna at the end of summer... and well you could visit the Prater if you want. It's an amusement park in the middle of Vienna.
Or if you want something more relaxed... maybe try the Café Neko. (A Café with 5 cats to look at and pet whilst eating some dishes or drinking coffee/tea).
Besides that... no idea, just walk around I guess? No one is going to shoot you in the streets.
>>692996991
Hopefully they fucking don't. Or else I'll actually sure my parents.
But I highly doubt that..
>>692997413
Remember to tell your brother to tip them off balance.
A fall can cripple the old.
>yuuko
>>692996075
>>692996866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Co0_BZiLdg
>>692996942
hence being a Germaboo :v)
>>692996924
:)
>>692997331
good, no stealing my laptop :o
roll
>>692997395
sry i no german :v)
Bye everyone
>>692997413
>no one is going to shoot you in the streets
I think Ferdinand thought that was the policy Sarajevo.
That cafe sounds interesting, and I'll certaintly check out the Prater. Thanks.
>>692997844
Stealing is wrong, i would ask first
>checked
>roll
>>692997891
goodbye
presented her without comment
2.0!
>>692997748
I suppose it can... I'll tell him in time!
>>692997891
good night.
>>692998014
No Problem. The Café is also near the St. Stephens Cathedral, so you'll see it if you go there. I recommend abusing the metro system.
>>692997891
Goodnight beautiful
>>692998284
Roger that, I'll make sure to use the metro as much as possible.
Thanks for the advice/directions
>>692998671
is ok
yuuko cals everyone beautiful
don't feel special
Clammed
>>692998783
MIo especially tonight~
Just look at that maid outfit
>yuuko
>>692998783
Doesnt call me beautiful
>>692998783
Fuck off, let her have her moment
>>692997776
chen....you're taste in music is too good!!!
here, im not sure if i linked this yet!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RAFkfjZ2eU
>>692998783
Oh, there goes that special mood
>>692998863
I have plenty more maid pictures in my collection
>>692998873
because he is using his fake persona
you dont know him when he gets serious
he is like some sherlock super smart genius shit
Claimed my mang
>>692998761
No problem! Enjoy your stay.
>>692998783
>>692998863
>>692998873
>>692998926
>>692999006
>>692999090
>
>>692999006
>>692998926
you are on /b/, grow thicker skin
>>692998671
shouldnt you be asleep
>>692999197
cute
>>692999006
Have a special day beautiful
Leave before anons try and steal it away.
>yuuko
>>692996639
might as well roll
>>692996778
Close again :(
>>692996866
oh my
>>692998043
good
roll
>>692997891
gnight discount azusa
>>692998826
neetgi?
>>692999361
one day bby
roll
Welp, I am off to bed my friends.
Hope you all have a great day!
>>692998991
OH
I wanted to listen to this album because I've seen its cover so many times.
Thank you for this, it is very appreciated.
>chen....you're taste in music is too good!!!
I don't think that I have enough musical culture, thanks. I like your taste in rock music aswell
>>692999481
Sachii?
>>692998926
>>692999006
is mio some kind of depressed sensible guy or what?
>>693000121
I'm a sensible guy
Who loves a good cry
>>692999006
Hang in there Mio.
>>693000273
>>>/tumblr/
Oh boy. Im leaving for work on time for once
>>693000541
>not watching Impractical Jokers
Seriously kys
>>693000121
>>693000287
What is happening anymore
>>693000724
>watching Impractical Jokers
I take it back, let go of the fucking branch.
>>693000766
you are shit
>>693000853
What is that supposed to mean faggot
>>693000766
you should go kys
>>693000949
It means you should hang yourself you underage cunt
>>693001038
oh shit, it's Bunbun!
>>693000724
>>693000853
>>693000949
>>693001113
This is surprisingly amusing to watch and read
>>692995482
Cute tsun
>>693001113
>implying anyone who likes Impractical Jokers is underage
K Y S
Y
S
>>693001038
I'll need a pic of charlotte with same face but full ears if you have one
>>693001378
S Y K
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