おっす！
僕はドイツ人です。ドイツに住んでいます。

>>692795987
かっこいいねー
「ブルーチェン」と言うパンをよく食べる？
Brötchen

>>692796080
時々で食べる。

Dubs get?

>>692795779
OPは同性愛者だ。

>>692795779

東京

>>692795779
Hiroshima and Nagasaki

>>692795779
Hiroshima nagasaki okinawa iwo jima

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sup

>>692796255
そうか。昔、ぼくはドイツ人と付き合ってて、ドイツに会う時、朝ご飯に毎日ブルーチェンを食べた（笑）なぜかわかんないけどすごく美味しかった

アノンくんは日本の料理が好き？

けつを食べる。

>>692796378
同性愛者？
「ファゴット」か「オカマ」のほうがいいかな

Ching chong mother fuckers

>>692796395
日本人？

>>692796408
上手、上手!!
(*'∇')/ﾟ･:*【you are fluent】*:･ﾟ＼('∇'*)

>>692796498
>ぼく

"I'm a huge faggot".

>>692796484
succ

>>692796498
ええ、　日本の料理が好き。でも、まれに食べる。
あなたは、日本人ですか？

>>692796605
漢字が好き。

>>692796699
ぼくの漢字は強すぎる
フレンドリーのようにみたい

>>692796753
そうかもしれないけどそうと行ったら、「OP is a same sex lover」か「OP is a homosexual」と言ってしまうよ

>>692796809
Fuck off. Even kids know 僕。Besides, it makes you look like a faggot regardless.

>>692795779
Tenno heika, banzai.

And that's all the Japanese I know.

>>692796936
※言ったら

>>692796629

アメリカ人だよ。

>>692796965
あーあ、こいつは日本人じゃないそう
日本では「ぼく」のほうが「僕」よりいいよ。使わないほうがいい

>>692796966
How about Kame Hame Ha?
Sushi? Dirty Korean? I suck ya dick?

>>692797096
英語を教えるために日本にいる？

Fuck off zipperheads

I can't understand you, go back to yer country

>>692797172

大学で研究の仕事してるよ。非常勤もしてる

>>692797118
Look; I've played a lot of games and I see it in Kanji way more often than not. Besides, you're not Japanese either, weeb. Also, ぼく　or 僕 make you look like a faggot if you're not under 13 regardless.

俺はめったに>>>/jp/に行くんだけど、ある時行って、日本語のスレッドを見た

/b/のほうが/jp/より上手だ
びっくりしたんだ

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opが私のwaifuです
彼はそれをすべての時間を拒否します
しかし、その真実ではないが
彼は私のwaifuです

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>ITT

>>692797244
可笑しいなー、お前は

>>692797241
すごいね。
これ留学？

>>692797331
これ本当か！？この話

>>692797336
All I'm saying is that you sound like a faggot. I don't even mean it in a wrong way.

>>692797456
Si

>>692797400
Yes you're gay

Hey, Nihongofags, what would you guys recommend for learning the glorious nihongo?

>>692797456
No you can't fuck your cat in the anus

Kill yourself retards.

>>692797473
なぜ怒ってるの（笑）
日本語が話せないのに直したいけど、お前は正しくない

>>692797568
Take a class at a college or community college
Do not learn on your own. You'll sound retarded and no one will tell you because japan

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>>692797609
You should stop eating fetus, is not healthy

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Fucking weeaboos are at it with Google Translate again.

>>692797331
>implying learning a language is cringy

>>692797723
本当はこの全部がGoogle翻訳ではなかったけれど、お前は日本語が話せないから気がついてないそう（笑）

>>692797609
It's like those aliens in Star Wars. I understand the language due to exposure (exotic fap material), but I can't speak it. We understand each other in the end, so it doesn't matter, now does it?

>>692797686
None of the colleges around here offer Japanese, because I life in BFE.
Only get the boring shit like French and Mexican.

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>>692797723
then ban us

>>692795779
hentai hentai hentai loli loli loli

>>692795779
ima kariforunia ni sundeiru
rinakkusu wo shiteiru no de, IME ga nai

>>692797819
xi cho la dao?

>>692797825
お前エロ以外日本の文化祭がしれないから正しい日本語が知らない。
英語でweebと言うのー

>>692797331
> And is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth

Im just not gonna drop my nuke

>>692797904
What is BFE
British French England?
Anyway, I recommend going to Japan and doing like a summer program
You'll pick up Japanese quick and won't sound like a faggot
Maybe try the FIRST thing of Rosetta Stone if you can pirate it. If not save your money to do a summer program in japan

>>692797967
Not exclusively porn games, mind you. Once you can read the damn moonrunes you might as well try new shit. For instance Mother or Fire Emblem.

japanese band https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVvQ9Znq6Zw
yay or nay?

>>692797930
これ読めない
ひらがなと漢字を使って

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>>692797819
非常に真
でも白い男は映画の中で彼らの口をダビングする必要があります
彼らは何も言わないので、

>>692797710
Tiny puss puss

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>mfw true nihonjin and nobody gives a shit
>this thread is retarded
>卵かけご飯

>>692798187
読めないこれ

>>692798159
IMEs are used to type hiragana and kanji
IME ga nai

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half japanese girl

opは黒人のコックしゃぶりのホモであります

>>692798285
ハーフとはtrue nihonjinではない

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>>692798378
DAMN

>>692798098
"Bum Fuck Egypt"
It means "the middle of nowhere".
Learning in Japan would be the most optimal way, but I don't have the dosh for that currently.

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>>692798291
nevermind
my ching chong is terrible
time to give up forever

>>692798377
でございまーす!!
ヽ(゜∇゜ヽ)

>>692798285
あなたは遅れます

>>692798541
>あなたは
>my sides

/int/に戻りな、くず
ここはお前の居場所じゃないぞ

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more half japanese girl

>>692798661
アップファックファゴットをシャット

おはようございます、皆! 今、アメリカに住んでいます。でも、来年から日本に住んでかもしれない!皆んなお元気ですか?

>>692798710
キモイ

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>>692798285
>卵かけご飯
Why is rice so good with everything

>>692798812
>being this new at Japanese
yet
>putting in this much effort

I cannot roast you kouhai. As much as a faggot you sound I'll respond. 今アメリカのペンシルベニア州に住んでいるけれど10月から日本に引っ越す

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>>692798821
more half japanese girl

>>692798710
お尻が犯さ得ます

>>692798997
やめてくれ

>>692798710
ブス

>>692799160
ファゴット性交

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>>692799021
>お尻が犯さ得ます

>>692799296
あららら
欲しくないよ
やめてやめて

>>692799296
私はイルカをファックしたいです

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>>692795779
I don't understand shit but I guess some babymetal is relevant here.

>>692798996
>>I can feel that. I'm teachw myself based on conversations with friends still in Japan. Currently planning a gap year there as well.

何処に移動していましか?

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桜の木
常に手の後ろに笑って
ずっとすごいです
ビル・マーレー

>>692799472
>Watashi wa iruka wo fuck shitai desu
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
TOP
FUCKING
KEK

>>692799509
It'd be a miracle if I could spell my English right, jesus fuck.

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>>692799708

>>692799589
私の日本語が良いそうですか？

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>>692799808

>>692795779
shit fucking japs are invading 4chin

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>>692799389
full japanese girl

>>692799888
あなたは良いペニスを持っています

>>692800002it would help insulting me in english fucking weeb

>>692800137
I actually complimented your penis I think.

>>692799926
Harlem shake?

>>692795779
I can translate this for you faggots. I don't even need google translate.
"If you don't understand Japanese, it's still ok. Now where you live? Are you Jap or White fag?"

What's the difference between 溶 and 熔? Do they both mean "lava"?

>>692800198
well someone should
might as well me you

>>692800339
あなたは溶岩をファックするのが大好き

>>692799841
本当の質問だったら教えてあげるよ
日本では人がこんなふうに話さないよ

「です」「ですか？」「ますか？」
↑
こんなことはダメだよ。丁寧すぎるよ。これ4chanなんだよ！英語で丁寧じゃないよ！

>>692800002
>"Anata wa ii penisu wo motteimasu"
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>692800422
That doesn't answer my question, baka :3

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>>692800002
>あなたは良いペニスを持っています

>>692800429
you like to look at butts

>>692800339
First one is melt
Second one is like... Firemelt
Like melting iron with fire

Vs an ice cream bar melting

>>692800626
黒人のホモ

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>>692800744
>黒人のホモ

>>692799888
One day you're gonna see group of 5-6Japs invade your house and cuck your wife. Be honest now Japs rule the world with their electronic shits.

>>692795779
Hey, we gonna drop the beat like we're in Hiroshima

>>692800837
>cuck your wife
So they'll fuck me?

>>692800832
あなたの陰茎はパイナップルのようなものです

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chinese

>>692800661
Second is archaic, right?
Could the first one be translated as "corrosion" as well?

>>692801056
溶岩は、ゲイのセックスのようなものです

>>692801035
>あなたの
Stopped reading after there

>>692801115
hue u so funny

>>692801115
>>692801035
>>692800744
>>692800422
>>692800002
>>692799841
>>692799472

Google translate is wonderful.

>>692801259
This

If you're still in your "watashi wa desu" stages you need to make some Japanese friends

>>692801259
>>692801517
あなたのお尻のメロンを突き出します

im going to japan in a few months time what should i do there?i speak 0 japanese

>>692801657
If you're in your "anata wa" stages you can go kill yourself
You'll never learn Japanese properly

>>692801659
Go to Akihabara and buy hentai.

>>692801030
They'll fuck whoever they can like your brother, sister, mother, father, grandpa and grandma. Pls somebody stop them. Now they fucking me mentally, I ate too Jap food.

>>692799926
shes chinese

>>692801659
You should learn Japanese
It's a lot easier than it looks
But ONLY if you learn from a japnanese person. None of that weeaboo "I learned from the Internet" shit. This isn't Spanish. You have to learn from someone else. X doesn't equal Y when going from English to Japanese. It's an entirely different system of transferring information

>>692795779
徳島市 whaddup

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>>692801659
china has better penis

>>692801767
病気の母親をファック

>>692801659
Buy the uncensored hentai

>>692801046
Chinese are gays, Japanese are rapists, Korean are 2.5 inch penis. What the amazing eastern ally we've got.

>>692801947
Tokushima?>>692801947

あなたはすべてのがんです

ホワイトピッグゴウホウウウム

>>692801773
kinda planning on visiting there

>>692801899
now if only i could make friends that are not online AND knows japanese

>>692801970
So the average penis for Chinese is 3.5 inch compare to Japanese 4.6inch and compare to American 5 inch.

黒の人は日本語を話すことはできますか？

>>692801899
What are you smoking you can learn Japanese through self study fine just like any language

>>692801259
日本人=jap
ホワイト=white fag
黒人=nigga

>>692802671
if i know some chinese does it help in learning jap?

>>692802671
HAHAAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
t.watashi wa faggot
t."I write my kanji the same way I see it on my computer screen" faggot
t."I learned from anime, Rosetta Stone and wanikani" faggot

>>692802885
Yes. When you get past the beginning stages you'll be able to read fast because lots of kanji are similar

こんばんは、石巻より

>>692802885
It would help with recognising kanji and radicals way faster, but it wouldn't help any with grammar or vocab

>>692803036
こんにちは、愛している

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>>692796609

>>692802912
すごい自閉症だね、これ

>>692803144
ふざけんな、バカ野郎

>>692803015
>>692803140
by 'some' chinese i meant i can speak/understand.reading,not so much . so i guess ill start from ground zero them

>>692803940
Yeah in that case there pretty much wouldn't be any difference, the only thing the two languages share is the kanji / hanzi

>>692800429
ｗｗ普通なんだろう
>>692800635
no you

>>692803940
Somewhat, but there are a lot of adjectives that come from Chinese, so it could help you here and there

You're far better off than a standard white weeaboo

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>ITT

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>>692801767
コイツを見よう
Get a load of this guy

Everyone has to start somewhere faggot.
They're just training wheels; they'll eventually come off.
>inb4 anon never used training wheels

>>692804946
"Koitsu wo miyou"
dear christ

>>692802081
yeah

>>692805361
anon is kinda right; seems like best approximation of "get a load of this guy" tbh

Today took the N1 here. Choosing 90's expressions to translate is a dangerous game. Seriously what would you use to translate this.

シカゴに住んでいるハーフです！

>>692806964
自殺しろ

>>692797118
俺はちゃうけど

>>692802796
白人

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