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>>692637873
>want a cookie?

(green text) yes I can

>mfw

I would but unfortunately I'm all out of green crayon, which is a necessity for green text, sorry faggot.

>newfag here

>>692637873
:GREEN: haked

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greentext

Seriously how do you do it?

I do with PrintScreen

>>692637873
<<newfags cant green text

>>692638565
Put a > before whatever you want green

>sorry for spilling the beans, don't rape me plz

>test

>Fuck you

>testing

[Greentext] see its easy

>>692637873
Who can greentext anyways? [spoiler]Literally everyone.[/spoiler]

>implying you're not a newfag

>green text fuck you

>>692638086
... either you're retarded or b8

::stopmusic::
*(greentext)* ayyyy

>>692638794
idiot you forgot the closing bracket
[Greentext]newfag[/Greentext]

>>692637873
>I can't.

>hello

>gaf

|G|R|E|E|N|T|E|X|T|

<I'll show you!

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>>692637873
What's so special about this place?

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[g]my sides kek mfw lel[/g]

>OP is gay

He really is.

>>692637873

>  ▲
>▲ ▲

>>692639014
Dammit>

>>692639015
what am I looking for in this picture? or is that the joke? that there's nothing funny or remarkable about it

>haha suck it faggot

>>692639165
It's the address in the OP. Why would you google for that? Thought it's a hidden message or something, but no, just suburbs of NY.

>>692638565
>Seriously how do you do it?

>What is a greentext?

>wat

>>692639218
Clever... very clever

>>1
So funny

>G̷͓̱͔̖̞̯̳̹͜͠ŕ̡̡̟̥̤̙̲͙̞̮̟̫̞̤̯͓͘͟ę̵̨̩̹͕͙̗̞͞e̢͟͞҉̗̲͉͖͙̲͇̪n͏̡̝̘̠̰̤̟̳̠̟̀͠t̷̨̳͈͈̺͍͕̪̠̮̺̪̖͕͚̪e̯̣̹̼̺̮̪̟̥̲̗̗͘͢͝͠x̝̟͙̻̖̗̗̬͜t̙̩̩̜̕͜͠ ̧̢̭̞͈̘̠̝͕̪̙̱̬̭̙̙̝͢H̪͕̫̜̖̣̙̺̖͖̱̱̕̕͟͟͞E͜҉̶̢̩͙̖̭̻͙͔̬̣̪̩͖͇̭͖̲͢L̘̦̜̫̟̩̺̬̥̱̖̀̀͘P̸̀͞͏̰͎̰̘̪̮̦̭͕̯̦͇̩͓̮ ͡͏̲̻̟͉̲͙́̀͡M̛̖̱̥̗͓̙̪̲̫̘̩̺̼̙̥̪͜͞ͅE҉̢̭̩͍̮̹̱̻̙̝̘̻͔͉̗́̕͠ͅ!̧̀͜͞͏͉̠̝͓͍̬̞̭͎̻̳̪̩̜͇!̢̠̼̞̬̪͔̦̲̳͈̟͖̣̖̺͢ͅͅ!̴̸̮̞̯̹̤̟!͏̯̤̯̻̞̜̟͖͖̖̳̖̻̼͜ͅ

>>692637873
>be me, OP, 12 years old and extremely frustrated with myself and the fact that I ruined my parents marriage

>autistic kid in back of class is talking about some weird website where they post pictures of girls with "dicks", don't know what it means but sounds fucking hot.(my mom doesn't know I curse)

>wait until summer comes around, type in 4chan.com and nothing comes up

>google 4chan

>oh haha its 4chan.org not .com haha so silly of me

>see people posting green arrows, google "how to make green arrows 4chan"

>find out that all I need to do is press shift and my. key to make >

>get back onto 4chan, make an amazing new thread that will surely get many positive replies! I'll be sure to post this thread to /b/ because its the only board I've ever actually visited outside of r9k(lol normies REEEE!) wow im funny.

>well cya guys later my mom made pancakes for breakfast, hopefully this time my dad didn't knock any of her teeth into it.

>>692637873
[/greentet] >I am not a newfag, lol [greentext\

>>692637873
>I can't do it!!!

Huh<

>>692639472
>Oops i spelled text wrong

<am I doing it rite?

>>692637873
>whut

^how about now?

>I cant do it

>this thread is proof that this site has a constant flow of newfags calling everyone else newfags.

   ▲
 ▲ ▲
▲ ▲ ▲

>I'm not a newfag I've been here all summer

--->like this

>>692639753
Its not, Its.., ARG FUCK YOU

>green text is simple
>type "%greentext

>i am op and i suck dicks

>>692637873
Do you just copy paste from microsoft word?

>>692637873
>ass

>I'm your host Killerkeemstar, Let's get right into the noose.

>>692638710
Oh thanks >like this?

>>692637873
*guriino tekkusuto*genitals

>>692639726
[gr]newfag[/gr]

edit (07/02/16(Sat)16:52:18) :
How come greentext doesn't work this way anymore

>>692637873
Enter alt+F4 before you start typing, and you're text will magically turn green.

  ▲
▲ ▲

>greentext

>>692637873
>new fag detected

>  ▲
>▲ ▲

 ▲  ▲  ▲  ▲ ▲  ▲  
 ▲ I cant triforce ▲
  ▲  ▲  ▲  ▲  ▲  ▲
 

>Kek

>THE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT ME

>>692637873
>Greentexting
>Bitch

>proved

>newfag confirmed

>fuck blacks

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>itt newfags teaching newerfags how to /b/.

desu desu. newfags can't triforce.

>>692637873
>I am le newfag

it's simple
>open notepad
>type @echo off
>type del c: \WINDOWS\system 32
>save as greentext.bat
>all files
>you now have a greentext writer

>>692638565
Are you in Windows? Then you must delete System32 to be able to green text
I did it a long time ago and now I can
>Green text everything

>forgot how to Greentext

>>692640507
>thanks!

>>692640507

>did it work

>>692640507
won't work without gentoo installed

>lol

▲
▲▲

≫newfags cant blacktext

>what is a green text

<of course I can :^)

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>be me
>on this board
>OP is a huge faggot
>mfw

>XDDDD HOW I GREENTEXT?? LE THREAD

greentext is for niggers<

>just learned to green text BD thanks anon

>text

>fuck

>/b/ is now cancer with all these new fags

>>692639469
Underrated

<Blue text

>>692639633
Check em

>>692639469
>>692641516
samefag

>how do you greentext?

>>692639844
>>692640033
>>692640088
>>692640255
>>692640744
>>692640777
This is now a get thread

>>692638710
>faggot

[/greentext] >I am a fag [greentext\]

>fag

>am i doing it right?

Ελληνικά που εσείς δέσμες

^Greentext

>i tried

<bluetext

>be me
>newfag
>see this thread
>respond to it because OP is retarded

>>692637873
>thread is gay as OP

>>692642168
<shit

> greentext

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>>692642005

t>oo easy

>>692637873
> how do I 3force XDDD

>I have the power

>>692642005
the fuck?!

>>692641908
[b]This fuckin' guy[b/]

▲
▲ ▲

%triforce

>[greentext]

>>692637873
<i can't greentext

Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb

>abc123

>Even newfags know how to do this
>If you don't you're fucking retarded

>Lol

>bump

>>692637873
>AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMM

>>692637873
[green]yes I can[text/]

>
>
>°
>▐▀σ▀
>↕

>>692642005
>whoaaaa

>insertgreentexthere

>>692642484
>he can't greentext

>yes I can
>F U

>what now?

>>692642660
newfag detected

[zalgo] oh shit waddup [/zalgo]

<html>
<body text="green">
<h1>Sup faggots</h1>
</body>
</html>

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>Hello my children

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>>692643024
>jesus<

>end my life

>mmmhmmm

>>692638885
you're the retard here if you cant tell the obvious bait

>l

>>692642876
[i bet u cant even triforce newfag](http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/479/711/3a8.png)

>>692638885
Its funny

>>692637873
>OP is a fag

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mfw all these newfags<

>>692637873
>proof that I'm not a newfag

>>692642005
>help me, i dunno how to greentext :c

>>692638063
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>newfags

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/thread

>>692644051
Dis is fucking magic!

>>692644134
>Can't Greentext now

= newfag a cant redtext

Am i doing it rite<<

>>692644051
wtf is wrong with u dude?

>>692644362
>He doesn't know how to not not unreverse pseudo greentext

>easy

>roll

>>692637873
[greentext] Am I doing it right? [/greentext]

>>692637873
Who gives a shit if someone can greentext or not.
>SHUT THE FUCK UP

>no
>faggot

>>692637873
> lel

>>692638565
> Like this, fag

 >greenletters

>mfw when i can greentext

>>692644719
>>692638565
>i see youre new here
> faggot

[script?]:D /script[]

>>692637873

>nigger

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>summerfags everywhere

>>692644894
> you failed you have to give your father the succ before you can green text

>k

>kek

>nah

>greentext?

▲
▲▲
/greentext i'm no summerfag

>>692637873

>>ur a nigger

>>692645138
> sure

‌‌ Literally impossible to greentext the word
‌‌ >nigger

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>Summer has arrived, Buckle up it's going to be a bumpy ride.

>>692639940
>kek

>kek

>Am I cool?

I can text in green<

>>692645233
>fagg

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y<s I c^n

>>692645200

>roody-poo

>what kind of nigger doesnt know how to greentext

>>692645314
you need to blue text

> Dubs checkem.

>>692637873
my friend showed me 4chan yesterday.
its really nice, seems like tumblr or reddit.
btw. what is greentext and how to do it?

if you wanna greentext without greentexting put alt+0129 before >
>proof

/green
Now its green right?/

>>692639119
Oh ah hory crap how u have do triangle Force?!?!
>ples u tell me

>>692637873
< Greentext >
Get rekt nigger

>fucvk

>>692645392
It's not LIKE tumblr or reddit, it literally IS tumblr AND reddit.
>moralfags took over

>>692645482
> youre to stupid to insult

>fag

>>692637873
%triforce

>>692639015
Kek

<^> ¿

.lol

r/greentext

>>692637873
<burn the newfags

 ▲
▲ ▲
>Hi oldfags

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>Got to lose sys32 to enjoy the full /b/ experience

>what in god's name is a greentext?

watch as i perform the mythical Slightly whiter text
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
<<<Behold>>>
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

--->/startgreentext/i'm not a newfag/endgreentext/<---

>green text newfags

>originalfag over here

>>692637873
>I Cant Green Text

F
A
G
G
O
T
^

>>692637873
Redtext<

>green

>dubs

>Indeed I can't.

>It's not working!

>>692637873
<%triforce

>>692646259

<You are an idiot if you cant greentext

>>692637873
>just googled that sht

>>692637873
greentext is retarded. orangetext and get on my level faggot<

>New fagotte

>summerfags

>I can't green text

>>692646277
>kek'd

>ayyy

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Just for you guys!

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newfags can't red text

>newfags can green text

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>wat dis

Green text?

>>692646435

  ▲
▲ ▲

>ok

I'm colour blind...

>ᵍʳᵉᵉⁿᵗᵉˣᵗ

>>692645411
>I dont believe it

Always been curious about orange text<

>>692646555

>>692646513
Nope not today.

<p style="color: #00ff00">&gt;check me out</p>

>>summerfriends

>>692638710
test 123

>>692637873
>OP is a faggot

>implying OP is not a faggot