Can I put it in your ass tonight? :*

I want to eat your ass

Can i tongue fuck your fartbox?

Can you be my man ram?

>>692447997
How about I fuck you in the ass and we call it even?

>>692448327
Reroll

I think he wants to be me, or he just wants to be inside me. When can I get inside of you?

Can you please shave my asshole?

>>692448377
winrar

>>692448327
Tongue punch*

>>692448327
>>692448377
OP deliver

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>>692448327
>>692448377
>>692448436

I can splooge all over that pretty face of yours whilst you look through my yugioh collection if you like?

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Whoag

>>692448534
roll for this

>>692448634
wanna tongue mine then?

>>692448808
reroll

>>692448306
roll

>>692448875
roll

I love you

I want you to put an apple in my mouth and pour hot candle wax into my ear.

Can I atleast get a picture of your tits

Can you fuck a nigger while I'm tied up on the corner watching you go at it

Alright, listen. I bet you're a wine and dine sort of chick. How about you pick out a fine dress and I'mma pick you up. I'll take you somewhere nice. I get to know you, have a few laughs and and it'll be great. We'll pull up at your house and you invite me in and then I ram my fat throbbing primal cock down your throat and then once I'm done I'll stick it in that fine shart box of yours and treat you like the slut you've always wanted to be.

What are you some kind of grandma?

Show ass please

>>692449077
Winrar

I hope I got enough rope for the next Black Lives Matter demonstration.

>>692449077
Winrar

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>>692449077
>>692449115

Tell sean to fuck off and let me fuck you

i'm fresh out of advil jesus grab the wheel

Send dick pick

>>692449441
This

sorry the hooker grabbed my phone

I'm going to rape you in the asshole while your sleeping so prepare.

Well, I'm going to bed, goodnight.

>>692449441
roll

>>692449639
rollin

OP here, ps I won't say anything that has been rolled between posts because I'm browsing memes

>>692449633
winrar

>>692449649
im jerking off right now, i need some pics of your vagoo

Cmon. Sean is so weird he let's the sheep fuck him!

-roll.

>>692449733
check em dubs

I think the more important issue going on here is the fact he has 32 unread messages.... What the fuck.

rolll

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>>692449744
>>692449633

>>692449784
nigga don't watch that

rorell

I'm stroking my pulsating cock right now.

Im going to send you a dick pick

>>692449968
wannna do 69?

I'd much prefer you to be using this strap-on on me. I don't like paying for it, with you it'd be free.

She did, I paid her to blow my dick and she reached for my phone instead.

Green takes red

I was just so sad that I was a virgin that I was willing to take anyone

>>692450033
you have to be
dem da rulz

>>692449733
don't ignore da dubs

You'll have a hard time fitting this dick inside you

>>692449968
You're right, I'm sorry. It was the dog.

>>692449968
I'm having a hard time believing that we haven't fucked yet.

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>>692450138
Roll
And if dubs send pic

>>692449968
Alright you caught me. It was my mom. Sometimes I call her a hooker because she doesn't know who was actually my dad lol

Too many dubs. Someone be the decider

Green takes blue

>>692450211
winrar

I'm balls deep in my aunt right now.

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>>692450211
ayy lmao

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>>692450211
Op do it

Sean want to know if he can watch us fuck, you down?

>>692450211
ahahahaha fuck yes

op faggot?

>>692450292
Please this

lol sorry my autistic split personality was typing , where were we baby?

>>692450292
roll

>>692450292
Roml

>>692450413
This please

Kidding aside there's something I really want to talk about with you...about Sean. I have a crush on Sean. There I finally fucking said it. Can you help me confess to him? Please don't freak out.

The hooker has downs. I like the downsy look. So, wanna fuck? You're just my type.

Its time to send a cock pic

Can you hurry the fuck up and send me some tits so I can go to the store and buy some cheese pizza.

>>692450505
so what are we having for dinner tomorrow sweetie

>>692450292
reroll

>>692450577
Op pls

>>692450577
winrar

>>692450598
Tbh I would but she's underage and keks aren't worth prison

i sexually identify as doge woof

No hooked but can u please have a pic of those juicy tits?

i smell like beef

>>>692450666
Satan!

>>692450666
Satanic trips op

>>692450666
checked
>>692450703
roll

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>692450505
Send her the song 'hate me now' by NAS

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>>692450577
>>692450666
satan trips confirms

>>692450666
Trips replying to dubs. I'm honored.

>>692450033
>>692450611
Stop ignoring my fucking dubs your bitch

my name is bum bum face

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>>692450611

and anotha one

>>692450808
reroll

Can you cuck me please

>>692450795
Sorry. To apologize I'll say both

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If dubs send image

>>692450764
she actually thought about it

i eat the booty like groceries

>>692450764
my mom said yes, so when do we meet?

i am dog

>>692450764
Cmon i'll tie you up and spank you just the way you like it. You'll cum for hours!

Screencap thread and send it to her

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Do you wanna see me penis

(send this despite answer)

>>692450757
rerolling

Can you peg my ass with a strap on

C=3 I like penor

>>692450902
roll

>>692450902
Roll

>>692450902
Roll

>>692450902
Reroll

>>692450764
Well, just because you don't want to doesn't mean us having sex is off the table.

>>692450901
Re

can you fuck me with a strap on? then after you're done i'll toungepunch your shitter

>>692450966
WINRAR

>>692450902
rolling>>692450902

>>692450902
le roll

>>692450902
Roll

>>692450886
roll

I am my name is baby

>>692450985
kek rolling

i'm sitting here with a boner and u are the only girl i know, so whats the problem to come over and suck the juice out off my balls????

i smell like beef

>>692450902
roll

>>692451073
reroll

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I want to skull fuck the hell out of your mouth

>>692451049
I like this one. Kudos, bro. Re-rolling for you.

>>692451001
Green=my cock, Red=your anal virginity

>>692450985
roll

>>692450902
reroll

>>692451001
Just let me jam my sweaty meat rod into your soggy stink hole.

i dip my oreos in orange juice

I have to impregnate you now, it is part of the process.

I'll be there in five. pretend to be dead, I love me the motionless type

>>692451100
kek

>>692451001
roll for this
>>692450902

>>692451111
checked

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send me those fucking tits

>>692450902
re roll

>>692451111
Quads confirms

>>692450902
rerorr

>>692451100
Double dubs op

Please smell my asshole bitch, it smells like your entire life.

>>692450902
rolling

>>692451111
WINRAR!!!!

>>692450902
fucking roll

>>692451111
this gotta count op

>>692451100
>>692451133
Double dubs made and checked.

But quads still wins.

>>692451152
roll

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>>692451100

>>692451049

>>692451270
You know you would love it...

I love it when you talk dirty to me

You won't hate me after I'm done with your lovely asshole.

>>692451270
Now quads gets a turn
>>692451111

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>>692451270
wanna have a baby with me?

>>692451049
Roll for this

You could always finger me instead if you like ;)

>>692451270
you and me both, baby

>>692451270
no way this is not fake, answering literally every message

>>692451152
Rolling

lol sorry that was the doggo again stupid doge

>>692451394
Reroll, add "You know, the prostate is like the male G spot"

I hear you fuck niggers, you know that's a surefire way to get aids

>>692451359
I'm talking to Sean and he wants in on the strapon thing.

>>692451461
Reroll

>>692450902
SEND THIS

>>692451152
Roll

>>692451404
Or maybe she's an under fed fish taking all the bait we throw at her

>>692451492
Rolling rolling rolling

>>692451152
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

>>692451525
Rollin rollin rollin

>>692451500
Win

>>692451542
Reroll

>>692451152
Roll

Bitch, either we fuck or I'll stab you in the lungs with my grandpa's trench dagger. You decide

You're an angry slut aren't you

I'd fucking whisper tenderly in her ear that I love and appreciate her. Then I'd work my way down to her frontbottom, kissing all over. I'd suck and slobber on her sluggy pisswhippets until there was gallons of thick congealed quim paste oozing from her stinky whallop wound. I'd ram my average sized penis in her inviting gowl until I explode a quart of rancid wallpaper paste up the side of her supple bristols. Then I'd cut off her nipples with a penknife and sing the theme tune to Who's The Boss. I wish I could live a languid existence in the puckered folds of her crimpballoon and feast on the sweat from between her peachy fartclappers. I would love to collect a year's worth of oozing churngrool from her piss-stink scrambled fleshflaps. I would use this to drown myself in so that I may be reborn in the bounteous spendings of her hanging slimeslot. I would love to be reborn as her son so I could latch greedily to her bulletnosed floppleberries and drink the sweet titwag manna long into my teens until I had transformed into a large beetle that could scuttle shamefully up her shitsnip and lay eggs in her wondrous bitchwomb. I'd love to seal her heaving, naked form in a large bubble and have her writhe about in distress, begging to be released, but receiving only electric shocks for every time she refuses to wiggle her furry fartbeaver in my direction while I stroke my prick proud. When I cannot take it anymore, I will do a handstand against the bubble, clenching by buttockfundament tightly so as to form a passage that could ice a cake with wet cement. Then I would unleash a fart so pointy that the bubble would pierce as I collapse on my prize as it flails about under a crinkled mass of plastic and I position myself so that I am humping hungrily against her blubbery botrump.

>>692451152
rolling

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>>692451500
winrar

>>692451549
Gonna keep er rollin rollin rollin

>>692451581
This

btw you shaven or no?

>>692451633
7zip

>>692451628
Rerolled

>>692451152
fuckin roll

>>692451633
WINRAR

>>692451703
Want dat reroll

>>692451592

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>>692451152
Did this because it made me laugh

>>692451152
henry rollins

>>692451461
Rerollings

>>692451777
Wasted trips
Checked.

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>>692451769
cuck me if we ever date

>>692451777
The trips of hindsight

>>692451839
Rerolldcffc

>>692447997
I love you

>>692451769
Send this!
>>692451633

>>692451592
This

this is so confusing
why does she keep replying

>>692451461
Rerollfric

>>692451944
>Women
She likes it

>>692451944
Winrar

>>692451911
Winner winner

>>692451966
Woo!

Hey can you tell Sean to come res me in Moonglow, these fucking reds won't stop niggering me.

OP, there is still a dickpic to be send and something about stabbing her lungs

>>692451968
OP, you gotta open up with a bone joke.

Everytime i fap to you i touch my boypussie and cum Looooolfuckmepls

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I'm gonna destroy this pussy if you don't let me destroy your pussy.

>>692447997
At least I'm not a prissy bitch passing her mongoloidism off as a high forehead.

>>692452033
>>692452044
Wtf is happening so many dubs

>>692451359
Look bec, im gonna be really honest with you, i am a virgin. Initially i didnt want to lose it. Then i met you. Ever since you have been the focus of my life. You have been my purpose. You hand been my sugarhoneyplumfairy. I'm sorry what i said was so rude and graphic, but you must understand evertime i think of you my cock is throbbing and evertime i see you my dick is diamonds hard, i jnow youve noticed. I see catch me trying to tuck it under my belt. Please Bec, just one night. It will be the most pleasurable night of my life and i'll make sure you are taken to the edge of most pleasurable experience possible. Please fuck me, send me something to calm my raging boner. I just want you once, just one time, one night.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nQJACVmankY

at the glory hole, these niggers got me feeling like a ball hog. can you come pick me up now?

I've harassed every girl in my contacts like this. I just want to establish that I'm gay and I'm trying to block out all the women in my life.

>>692451592
this

>>692452100
Speak for yourself.
Also, I'm green ranger,

>>692451966
>>692452100

Don't you ignore my dubs

>>692447997
I want you to know I've always said something in this situation..... Es spee spencher badench

>>692449813
This is Sean I stole his phone. Fuck you both.

>>692451777
>>692451911
>>692451944
>>692451966
>>692452033
>>692452044
>>692452100
This fucking thread.

>>692452158
Don't you ignore mine

>>692452117
rjtrhg

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She's now stopped replying. Thanks for the keks /b/ros

>>692451769
Sorry for being autistic right now. It's just late and I felt like being random. To be honest, I'm acting this way because I have feelings for you. I know you might find that hard to believe, but it's true.

>>692452100
>>692452044
>>692452033
>>692451944
>>692451966
>>692451944
>>692451911
>>692451777
>>692451633
>>692451500
Deliver you fucking spaz

me and the boys are gonna drink bleach tonight

You better reply or i'll come to your house and fucking kill you in your sleep.

You can't just ignore this many dubs in a thread about rolling dubs

I smell the dindu-wranglers being called

>>692452299
Jesus dude

>>692452208
Nice, thanks for that. Scared her off

>>692452299
Especially with these dub dubs

>>692452299
you have to.
>green takes red

>>692447997
Fuck me

Please respond

>>692452299
Man. This thread is overflowing with dubs

/thread

Watch these wasted dubs

>>692451592
send this

Wanna see my dingeridoo?
It`s a very shy creature but i think it likes you ;)