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>>692406875
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Off to work! (For realsies this time!)
>>692415497
what game is it again?
Clammed
>>692415214
I had some fun along the way of making the picture brighter.
>>692413645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFcgnScSFdk
>>692414212
Yeah in a way you are. In the long run the books may come in handy. Nature is all around us.
>>692414158
This a little project you got going on?
>>692414306
Oh really?
>>692414802
Oh I'm not doubting that. I can't remember either, maybe that's for the best actually. Do you just pick at random? I do that and it's always watered down or just not sweet.
>Best idol claimed
Miho claimed
>>692415214
Be back later.
>>692415376
I'm from Texas. But live in VA. Niggers gonna nig.
>>692415376 (Splatoon)
AM MAD!
>>692415916
Hurry back cutie!
Speaking of work, should I stay up another 8 hours before I walk 2 miles to work to off load a truck?
Or get 6 hours of sleep now?
Aya claimed.
>Gonna go through Ds3 again just to feel fucking amazing again for beating it.
>>692415940
No, I didn't put captcha v1. As I asked previously, is it 4chan x only?
>>692416036
Roughly what part of VA?
I'm in the Hampton area.
>>692416005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1kiP_XB9-Q
>>692416005
Yeah, just an impression I had tho
Bye bye guys, playing vidya and/or youtube
>>692416036
Thanks
>>692415232
Hmmm
1 hour left till I leave work.
>>692415718
I feel your pain brother..
Claimed, off to play some games
Otohime Mutsumi
>Hamakaze claimed
>>692416327
God speed discout megumin. Have fun.
>>692416384
>brother
>>692416327
Godspeed Discount Megumin
>>692415771
Yozora claimed
What's up y'all?
>>692416285
VB. I'm at VB general.
>>692416005
And mythology is what many enjoy hearing about. But if you trying to smash, hit em up with shit about Mayan gods or romulas and remus. Bitches love mythology
>>692415771
Last claim before I go to bed. Might be on later. Good night my friends!
>>692415916
goodbye!
>>692415944
now you are a true semen demon
>>692416005
nah, my friend wants me to breed pokemon for him.
>>692416036
oh, thats why.
>>692416057
Hey! point that thing somewhere else!
>
>>692416144
heres a copy paste:
Whats wrong with 4chan x?
either way, this is what i did:
go to wrench, go to Posting & Captcha section. look for:
Use Recaptcha v1: Use the old text version of Recaptcha in the post form.
then close the browser. that worked for me.
>>692416787
VB.
Shieeeeet, yeah, lots of black folk
>>692416971
Happened at the ocean front. Where u at anyways?
>>692416384
Apparently, I could have killed Hawkwood after I rang the bell, and summons would have been possible again. Fuck From.
Claimed
>>692416759
Dis dick bb ;)
>
>>692416327
GODSPEED DISCOUNT MEGUMIN
>>692416399
I love you
>>692416759
Nothing much, eating a grilled cheese and drinking chocolate milk
>>692417219
Back woods of hampton. More white than black, old folks mainly.
>>692416960
Here's the same question. Is it 4chan x only? I can't seem to find this wrench. Also, don't call me a semen demon :(
>>692417667
are you on mobile?
>sorry!
>ika
>>692417223
Wouldnt be as glorious as killing him solo
>>692416317
A classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9FZS83Op4k
>>692416327
Wouldn't be entirely wrong though. Have fun.
>>692416410
See ya around man.
>>692416869
It's a very interesting topic. A vast lore with many stories and what not behind it. Uh I'm going to need a citation on that man. If it helps you out the brother zone then maybe, just maybe will it be worth it.
>>692416960
Ah, never had experience with that.
>>692417807
At one point, I really didn't care. But yes, it was fucking glorious killing him by myself.
>>692417785
Nope. I'm using chrome if that helps.
Tiki claimed
>>692416036
>Left Texas
TRAITOR!
>>692416916
Goodnight
>>692417257
That sounds hot.
>>692417317
Grilled cheese.
Chocolate milk.
Never heard of this combination.
>>692416327
NICE ASS FAM
Oh shit
>>692418275
Forgot pic
>>692417928
i got a 6iv ditto to make this shit super easy
>>692418149
well yes it does require 4chan x then.
>>692417567
I been over there. Any thing fun to do there? I mostly go to the Goodwill over there.
>>692418382
>Super easy
Well it still takes a long ass time for some because they actually need like 5/6 perfect IVs
>>692417928
Indeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kkzs7zH_DY
>>692418653
Nope, nothing at all. Just hunters, watermen, and farmers. Video games pass the time
>>692418834
thats what destiny knots are for dude
>>692417667
I like that name for ya. Semen demon~
>>692418275
Anything is a combination when you're hungry
>>692417554
That love extends to you too ;^)
>someone help me out
Im considering canceling my Hamakaze tea figurine to get 7 days to die for my xbox one
>my pc is shit so I can't play good games on it
>>692418954
Yeah and that leaves 1 random value, does it not?
>>692419074
let luck choose the shit offense then.
>>692418952
Ever want to chill let me know.
Doctor here now be on later.
yes
>>692419362
No.
>>692419229
Good luck getting a perfect mixed attacker
>>692419232
It kinda makes me want you more~
Ay yo hol up
>>692419254
Good luck with the doc
>>692417928
Love it! Like how the story of King Midas is about being careful of what you wish for. Kek I'm just assuming how women love an educated man who knows stuff
>>692418275
Kek
>>692419531
I'm not sure what to say...
I have to use this shit today. I have no gloves or protection.
How fucked am I?
>Rory-sama
>>692419548
Very :^)
>>692419785
Not much to say, just let the moment heat up ~
>>692419910
Probably dried out hands/10?
>>692419466
mixed attackers are shit and you know it.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>692419703
Yeah fuck friend needs x-rays and shit.
But yeah ever want to meet up or whatever let me know. I sometimes Uber over there.
>>692420286
Caustic. This shit strips skin.
>>692420298
Night K-Mart
>Miho
>>692420298
Night shorty
>Saber
>>692420492
bOne/10
>>692420492
Fine. Melted hands/10
>>692418611
I gagged a little.
>>692418382
No idea what that is man.
>>692418908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y43ZpfUswk
>>692419713
>>692420298
Yep. Most values, lessons, and other sentiments are pulled from there. Here's hoping. Night man.
>>692420298
Goodnight shorty.
~Shiro
>>692420773
a diito is a pokemon that can breed with any pokemon. IVs are stats that are given to pokemon when they are born.
>>692420422
Just let it happen~
Rikka and I are shipped <3
>>692420773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKa5cuKfmmA
>>692420157
Yeah, it's neat.
She's my number one
>>692420770
boned hands/10
>>692421140
>>692420422
I like where this is going
>>692421140
I don't think I can.
>>692421444
No you don't!
I'm back from banging my girlfriend
roll
>>692421778
you piece of shit
fuck you
>>692421444
TRIPS OF TRUTH
>>692421637
Yes you can~
>>692421778
So, can your body pillow stand on its own now?
>>692421339
>>692421444
to the bedroom? :^)
>>692421778
how was it?
>>692421378
>Rattle rattle/10
>>692422001
:(
>>692422026
I want to get a body pillow, but I can't find good ones :(
>>692422046
I would have preferred you :(
roll
>>692421637
do you disagree with trips?
>>692421907
look at >>692415940
>>692422026
See? hamakaze agrees with me? why can you?
>>692422046
exacly
>>692422222
oh my
>>692422026
I don't know... I have Renge!
>>692422222
And now you get quints!?
>>692422222
>checked
>>692422222
Holy fuck! checked!
>>692422222
>Didn't call for Karen loods
Wasted quints.
World of Warships.
>>692422346
>I have Renge!
>implying he's ever here
So I nearly lost my skin. Fucking lucky I had a ton of vinegar on hand. That aint gonna be good later.
>>692421276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVNnB4erZho
>>692421043
That clears it up, a little.
>>692422222
Wasted.
>>692422492
That doesn't matter to me.
>>692422207
i wouldn't have
roll
>>692422058
cat/rattle rattle
>>692422222
quints confirm
>>692422357
oh shit a wild meme
>>692422538
what did you do? :o
>>692422222
Checked
>>692422207
Keep on looking slugger
>>692422222
Its fine m8, she dont want it
>checked so hard
>>692422346
Fine fine. I'll stop my advances
>>692422470
i saw that. i cant believe i missed it.
>>692422366
why did i use the image?
>>692422633
Splash back from the initial pour. Grill was hot and I forgot that so it spat all over my hands. Got a good wash of vinegar.
>>692421444
>>692422222
>>692422366
>>692422911
too many gets for me. just make it stop!
>>692423002
HEIL
HAUP SEI DOEN WHELS
Louise is mine faggots
>>692422911
This is why you ALWAYS call for Karen loods when the quints are approaching!
>>692423721
Sorry! i didnt notice the quints approaching! if i did then i would have said it for sure!
>>692422591
well, my friend said he would do the breeding himself but i still have to get him the pokemon. that takes a load off my chest
I just want to go home!
>>692424429
it cant get any worse the the grease remover right?
>ika
>>692424411
Well at least you learned your lesson.
>Back to modding my warships.
>>692424711
no work or what? all you do is play games at work!?
>>692424511
It doesnt. I just hate cleaning.
Claiming best girlie! Late as fuck!
evening niggers. how is your night going? gee i'm swell thanks for asking!
>>692424898
Yep. I thought I told you this. In fact, I'm pretty sure I brag about it pretty often.
>>692424945
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>>692425052
Hey Mavis.
>>692425052
Heyo Mavis, doing well. That art looks really nice.
>>692425016
>>692425052
hello there
>>692425131
well, i knew that you went here while at work but i didnt think you'd actually slack off that hard at work
>>692424945
isnt that like, your whole job?
Thread's slow...
>>692425361
Ohayo~ Squid!
>>692425361
No, its half. Im hired as a cook.
>>692425131
You are an idol, you have costumes coming out of your ass.
>>692425510
Mavis is pretty cute.
>>692425398
very slow. nobody really wants to talk right now it seems.
>>692425558
how are things going for you?
>>692425632
wait, wasnt today a slow day at work? or did things finally pick up?
Threads are going slow so its probably the time
>QOTT: Do you guys consider others here your friends?
Personally, I do. I know people say its just a thread but I see it more than that and I am greatful for everyone that I talk to.
And for the hell of it
>QOTT PT 2: Do you have any kids/do you want any?
I don't have kids and I really dont want any yet. Im not good with them and I lose my patience easily.
I'm gonna eat a double sausage pizza ^-^
roll
bye
>>692425871
yes
no
roll
>konata
>>692425815
Seems so, it's 2:10 am EDT already. Though I just came on a while ago.
It's boring...
>>692425871
Yes, and yes to wanting kids. Some of the select few people I really enjoy in life are on these threads.
HI GUYS
>>692425361
Well it's not like I have anything else to do here...
>>692425398
At least it's not like this morning, where the thread was hitting page 9 multiple times.
>>692425510
Enjoying the (Yous)s?
>>692425632
I do not!
>Heard the roar of the motorcycle ride
>Seriously, every Thursday night between 11PM and 11:10PM like fucking clockwork
>>692425871
Yes, I do. I consider most here to be good friends, and I feel I can open up to them more than I can to most people I know IRL.
>Not sure if I'm happy or disappointed about that
I don't have kids, not do I really want any. Sometimes I think it'd be nice to have a kid to raise, but honest to god, the more I think on that, the more I remember that I'd get way too stressed out.
Yeah. I'm pretty tired, I just got back from a full day of cooking.
>>692425895
i bet you are...
>>692425871
i do but i still find some people more intimidating to talk to.
#2:i dont have kids but i do want some. i'm not ready for any but yes i do want some.
>>692425994
ah, its only 11pm for me. it should pick up in like an hour.
>>692426231
run around and make sure everyone is a law abiding citizen!
>>692425871
Well, I assume I consider a number of people here as friends. Though that's already pushing it, seeing that most of them I only talk to here.
I would like to get to know more about others though, I'm probably just interested in different people.
Also, maybe just to get out of my usual friend group.
>Pt 2
I don't have kids but I'm thinking of wanting to have 3, 4 max. A pair of boys or girls and a plus 1. 2 is the absolite minimum.
>>692425815
They're going. Yourself?
>>692426134
:O Me?
>>692426231
That's sad. I've seen the thread go to page 5 but not lower than that.
>>692426352
Hope so, though I might just lurk at that point. Lurk, sleep, ir read manga.
>>692424411
How long will that breeding take? Excuse me for all the questions, never played a Pokemon game a day in my life.
>>692426186
Hi.
>>692426659
You're pretty cool, yes.
>>692425871
>1
Yes, obviously.
>2
No, and not sure if want.
>>692426711
>
>Lily
>>692426310
full day. you were saying that you got like 20 people per minute or something like that right?
>>692426502
yeah, i've got to be prepared for tomorrow as im going to the beach for some killing and grilling, itll be fun. i also got a few errand removed so its like the stress in that is gone.
>>692426659
understandable. it'll be late by then.
>>692426711
no worries. i actually like spreading knowledge like i am now. if this counts.
Breeding will take about 3 hours max with my ditto. it will also take maybe like 2 hours for the preparation before actually starting.
>>692426816
You're fun to talk Shiro.
On a different topic, I didn't even motice that I just spend an hour on Katawa Shoujo a while ago... It's so relaxing, I'm still in act I but it's already... Capturing me. For lack of a better word.
Not including Kenji...
>>692426659
I mentioned it and got told that "slow threads are good"
Slow is fine, but that was a death like state.
>>692426711
Bby I'll show u how long breeding takes :^)
>>692426352
Nope.
>>692427170
Oh yea, I'd play that game 6+ hours at a time. Fucking love it. Got your eyes set on any particular girl yet?
>>692425815
Slow day means more cleaning.
>>692425871
>Part 1 - Im grateful for the company and Im sure some people might put me up if I decide to backpack around the US or Europe
>Part 2 - I decided no. Bad idea for me personally, on a medical and emotional level.
>>692426231
Yes you do. Ive seen those makeover episodes.
>>692427889
HEIL
>>692427675
BOI, if i ever go to San Diego, i'm going to that building and im going to just loiter around. you'll never notice me because you are to busy being here and playing games.
>>692427889
if things never get messy what is there to clean?
>>692425871
1: Yeah, definitely. You guys know who you are if you see this <3
2: Kids? Hate the little fuck trophies honestly. However, seeing as I'm the last left in my bloodline period, I want to at some point. I just hope my opinion changes.
>>692427675
Slow threads won't attract attention from random shitposters but also really really REALLY boring... Honestly, there's always an outside chatroom or voicehat if some people want a more serious and undisturb "thread".
>>692427771
Coincidentally, Lilly. Peaceful, calm, just a different feel when she was introduced. She's quite charming with her sophisticated aura.
>>692426963
Saved once again.
How ya doing man?
>>692425871
To a degree yes. I did make a friend for life here.
Wouldn't mind it but it'd be a lot of work.
>>692427152
>2 hours preparation
That's a lot of foreplay man. This is all real life time I'm guessing? If so then it's pretty tedious.
>>692427675
I don't think you could handle this :^)
