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ITT we post pics of ourselves, and others guess our occupation and number of sexual partners
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>>692376587


Occupation: faggot
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>>692378505

>Student
>3
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>>692376587
occ: neet
sex part: one, ur dad
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>>692378660
Yes
No
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>>692377514
Actor
Every pair of underwear you put it on is your sexual partner
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>>692378505
Occupation should be giving our kik
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>>692378352
Yankee Candle store manager

6 females, 1 male
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>>692378925
I don't know your guys' kiks sorry
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>>692376587
Occupation: male hooker (mostly gay customers)
Sexual Partners: excluding the clients, I'd say that one 13 yo boy at the end of your street
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>>692379073
Lumberjack

20 girls
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>>692379073
manager of a small printing company. you give people orders but no one takes you seriously or goes to the pub with you after work

3 girls, all left you after it fizzled out
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>>692376587
the pimpest illest MC in sunnyvale
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>>692379427
something involving graphic design or professional WOW/ Dota player

4 girls, 1 consented
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>>692379556
KEK I fucking love this. Not far off on the occupation but I've had way more sex than that.
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>>692379427
A stay at home cuck.

2girls, 68 men
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>>692378505
habitual male 4chan user that posts pics of females they dont know

girls? what are girls?
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>>692380018
checkout desk part time
1 long time girlfriend that fucks at least 4 others + every hooker that sells you meth
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>>692379073
Defense contractor for Xe

100+ Beautiful females though none of them can get you to stop thinking about the harem of afghan children you had in country.
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>>692380007
Lol okay Bond
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Come at me /b/rethren
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>>692380018
NEET

3 Waifu body pillows, 1 schnauzer mix
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>>692380342
Electricians apprentice

5 females. 15 if you count the whales.
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>>692380439
high school student
3 boys all black
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>>692380439
Part time at a mall kiosk selling custom tshirts

1 male babysitter
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>>692380664
Ha its 17 if you count the whales
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>>692380439
Lives at home and gets an allowance

Gets plowed by the away and home teams at every male sporting event
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>>692380911
NEET
1 girl
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>>692376587
Cumslut. Upwards of 200
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>>692380911
Norge?
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>>692380911
amateur poet, spoken word "artist"

many, many, many men.
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>>692381467
ninja
3 jav girls who all sounded as if they were in extreme pain through the whole 3" penis.
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>>692381284
wrong occupation but true for the number of men + some girls
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>>692379710
>>692379911


Student (design plane/rocket engines)
9 girls (don't know if any consented)
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>>692380342
i can imagine you get v sweaty during sex, and that you make more noise than the girls do
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>>692382378
Not unless we fuck without a/c.
And yes im a screamer.
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>>692382122
you look normal but you probably have a major personality defect
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>>692382536
ben afflecks younger, less famous, less handsome, less charismatic brother

girls: lots. you prick
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no one wants to guess?
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>>692382858
Probably the nicest thing I've heard on b
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>>692383370
on benefits
single mom
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>>692383142
haha goddamn how i wish that were accurate.
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>>692383442
Wrong
Wrong, I don't have kids
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>>692383370
i would give you some kids.

whether u liked it or not.
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Hail Satan etc
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>>692382536
Ryan Reynolds younger, less famous, less handsome, less charismatic brother

boys: lots. you prick
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>>692383740
Lol I guess you can try
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>>692381284
Lmfbo.
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>>692379641
kek
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>>692382536
banana republic checkout clerk

1 girl and several dudes
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>>692383786
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>>692376587
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>>692383370
No job until this spring, where you worked a clerical job for 2 months and hated it. Now you're "taking the summer off".

Virgin or 1 awkward experience
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>>692384343
fedora research and development laboratory technician

absolute zero
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>>692376587
Me and my gf
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>>692384343
please dont lecture me about why god doesnt exist. please.
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>>692384368
Wrong, I'm working right now
Also wrong, I'm not a virgin
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hello pls no bully
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>>692384343
Agree with the fedora thing

You bang this guy>>692381467
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>>692376587
You work with something really fag-friendly, like in a NGO or something.

Over 50 partners (male)

>>692377514
No job
0 partners

>>692378352
You make very little money and you had to save a lot go on that vacation
1 partner, 3 years ago, 0 now

>>692378505
Assistant to something, not exactly a secretary, but obviously some low wage shit.
2 partners, your current boyfriend and your cousin

>>692379073
Alpha male, you work with something very demanding and you probably feel good about it
15, now you are alternating between 2 girls

>>692379427
lol

>>692380018
gaymer
0 partners

>>692380342
Shitty hand work
over 20, 90% are shitty (fugly or whore)

>>692383753
Engineer
3 partners

>>692383758
programer
1 partners

If i jumped you, than you are just not interesting.
>Inb4: post your picture
I already posted my pictue itt, not telling what picture tho.
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>>692384532
serial murderers/cannibals

i hope not more than 100 toddlers
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>>692384555
but he fucking doesn't exist you sheep
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>>692384827
Close enough
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>>692384532
bro, for real, im gonna do some nasty fucking things to ur gf. im gonna ride this bitch like a quad bike.

you can keep her as your bitch, i aint looking to become you. but trust me that pussy and ass will be more used up than free coffee machine.

what im saying kid is that im gonna cuck you like the bitch you are

>inb4 thats really his sister
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>>692385076
: (
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>>692385481
really ugly 16 yo virgin
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>>692384785
you missed me out... just like fucking high school again, bastard
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>>692384377
Do you think they have mcdonalds in Mexico? Do you think they will hire you when we send you back?
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>>692384532
Who sucks dick better?
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me with fiance :)
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>>692384343
you look like you work at some sort of artisan shop that attracts huge amounts of hipsters.

partners: one awkward experience but no actual sex.
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i'm the boi
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Judge me faggots
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>>692385975
hey its like a non-autistic cwc
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>>692386144
Lives in basement of parent's mansion

Only sexual contact was this hug he gave his sister
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rofl
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>>692386319
Collage student
Faggot who fucked at lest 6 men.

>>692386144
High school
0 sexual experience>>692385116

>>692385116
Major cuckboy
Probably about 6 sluts.
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>>692378352
> cant even hold his fork in the right hand & expects to be judged on money
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>>692386319
AHAHAHAHAHA, that fucking scooter!

>Lives with single mom

>even your uncle won't touch you.
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>>692386624
professional jew
fucks every non jew out of their shekles
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>>692385116
professional chin donor
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just tell me im beautiful
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>>692386653
I'm >>692386319

And I'm straight surprisingly. Im more offended that you called me a student. University is for faggots who are afraid of real work
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Guess faggots
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>>692386891
you'd like that wouldn't you

also no
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Goddamit why always to the side
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>>692386996
>marry a rich guy then divorce and party on his money starterkit
also you're beautiful
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wassssssap /b/!!!
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>>692386996
Youre beautiful......aaaaaand probably illegal as fuck!
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>>692386778
Maybe its my kid anon! Maybe it was a cousin's and she was visiting!
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>>692382543
Male model, master of charm.
99+ you get ladies everywhere you go, day and night. Evertime you wake up there is a different girl in the bed from yesterday.
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>>692386996
we dont know if you're beautiful, because you cover your face with paint and a mask

profession : golddigger
partners : 0, fucks : many
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>>692387308
Stop holding the phone sideways moron
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>>692386996
You look like a whore
see:
>>692386624
She will teach you how to look good
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>>692387435
Part time vigilante superhero that can climb walls and shoot strong long lasting cum out of his wrists enabling him to swing building to building.
1
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>>692387976
FUCKING LOL
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>>692387435
is your hair meant to look like a spider? like if you put a spiderman mask and a black hoodie on you'd have an instant halloween costume
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>>692387897

But it wasn't
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>>692387694
Nah, not with that popped collar and that yellow coat. Also the way your room is done up.
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>>692388163
>iphone theres your problem
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>>692385801
B-but I speak Americano
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>>692387435
Unemployed
12
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>>692387976
Yesssss! Thnx man....I once played a semi-superhero in my school's rendition of Pippen!
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>>692376587
> Professional faggot
> -2
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>>692384343
Chemistry teacher
You have only slept with your wife.
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>>692388274
Well it actually was my cousin. Have a kiss though. You deserve it.
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>>692388304
Fuck you, man....12? Bitch, just cuz I live with my meema since my parents drowned doesn't make me 12 ya fuck!
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>>692388531
>wife

very generous
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>>692388619
read the op again you rusta motherfucker
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>>692388593
jesus, this is why i cc
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>>692386996
Please tell me I matter.
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>>692388755
YOURE A RUSTA, NIGGER!
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>>692387750
rapist
raped maybe 13?
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>>692387750
Anger problems/10
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I'm on the right.
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>>692388967
you wouldnt have that attitude if she begged you to fuck her
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>>692388967
You matter, love! You're welcome to Bobbit's House O' the Fisting Lotus anytime, my sweet byrd. Ahaa!
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>>692388809
Truck driver

20 women - 2 that were alive.
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>>692389197
Ayyyy lmao

You've probed countless humanoid anuses
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>>692389197
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>>692389197
Professional Cuck
0.6
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>>692389197
Fetalalcoholsyndrome/10
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>>692387114
Work in IT

0
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>>692389127
For some reason I was expecting suicide bomber or ISIS member (I was told I look like a sand nigger)
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>>692387013
have fun with your blue collared work faggot

also get a new haircut. the one you have right now is pretty gay looking and doesn't really suit you.
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>>692389197
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>>692389577
Oh snap
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>>692389197
Volunteer for local Democrat politician

16 - 2 on this planet.
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>>692389501
Close. >>692389515


But not 0
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>>692389515

naaah, you're just house Bolton
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